The cameras fade in to AJ Supreme, seen walking towards a group of security guards near the rear entrance of the Fayetteville Boys & Girls Club. One guard walks to meet him.
AJ: What seems to be the problem? We are trying to run a show here!
Guard: I know boss, but this guy is trying to get backstage and we can’t seem to convince him to leave.
AJ: I knew we never should have spent the money on guards. Let’s see him.
AJ again walks towards the entrance as the guards disperse a bit to reveal the smiling face of former RCW wrestler Ares!
AJ: Good lord…. Let him in.
The camera follows the action, and now AJ and Ares are walking to the dressing area.
AJ: So what’s this, return number 82 for "The Franchise"?
Ares: No brother. I am done. D - O - N - E. Done. I feel real good now days. My knee and ribs have almost completely healed up. I've gotten back to teaching at my school. I'm in a good place.
AJ: Then why the visit?
Ares: See old friends, and welcome an old comrade to the retirement home I suppose.
AJ: So one night only?
Ares: Just want to pay my respects to Fuego. Besides, the RCW certainly doesn't need me holding the card down.
AJ: I'll believe when I see it.
Ares: Fair enough.
Ares and AJ continue to walk as the scene fades. The camera then fades into the standard Southern Dynamite into video, set to "Freebird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
If I leave here tomorrow
Lester Daley is seen at the announce booth, long after a Southern Dynamite taping, reviewing his notes.
Would you still remember me
Melvin Gates sips tea with lemon in preparation for the show.
For I must be traveling on now
“Fast” Franky Higgs gives a “thumbs up” to the camera as his RV speeds down the road.
There's too many places I've got to see
Clip of Hog Heaven 2: Southern Salvation - AJ Supreme announces Texarkana expansion.
If I stay here with you girl
Mikey is shown “jamming out“ on Guitar Hero as Delilah Ghost looks on.
Things just couldn't be the same
Brock Davids rides solo into the Boys & Girls Club parking lot.
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
AJ Supreme grins at the camera from behind a large oak desk.
And this bird you cannot change
Clip from the end of HH2 - El Bastardo is revealed as The Phil.
Oh, and the bird you cannot change
Kip Reeves pours a bottle of Wild Turkey down the drain.
And this bird you cannot change
Cletus Beuachamp shines up his favorite moonshine jug.
Lord knows I can't change
Willy Franklin peddles fast on his tandem bike.
Bye-bye babe, it's been sweet, love
Bettie Lee Rose blows a kiss to a starstruck young fan.
'Though this feeling I can't change
“Hollywood“ Floyd Boyd debates which fringed leather jacket to wear for tonight‘s show.
But please don't take this so badly
David Capital is irate following his loss to Fuego.
'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame
Fuego caps off his emotional retirement speech with a middle fingered salute.
But if I stay here with you girl
Tarja leads Ase into the Fayetteville Boys & Girls Club.
Things just couldn't be the same
Eno Redrum is shown, deep in preparation for tonight‘s main event.
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
Doug Gavelon signs a fan‘s program, and stops for a second to glance at the picture of the Southern Heritage Title he is going for tonight.
And this bird you cannot change
Jeffrey Hollywood walks into the locker room, but not before mouthing a “Watch and see,” to the camera.
Oh, and the bird you cannot change
And this bird you cannot change
Lord knows I can't change
Lord help me I can't change
Oh No, I can't change
The camera opens up to the jam-packed Fayetteville Boys & Girls Club. The camera pans around to the cheering fans, and then over to the announce table, where a beaming Lester Daley and an unenthused "Hollywood" Floyd Boyd are seated.
LD: How do, RCW fans, and welcome to Southern Dynamite! I’m Lester Daley, and calling the action with me tonight, as always, is the one and only “Hollywood” Floyd Boyd!
FB: That’s right, Daley, I am the one and only - the one and only person who could put up with you on a weekly basis!
LD: Fans, we want to extend a very warm welcome to viewers in the areas of Shreveport, Louisiana, and Texarkana, Texas, who for the very first time will be watching our program. And believe you me, folks, you won’t regret a single moment of it!
FB: I actually agree with that, Daley, but I think it’s only right that we give those Texas and Louisiana fans a little disclaimer.
LD: Disclaimer?
FB: I just don’t want them tuning in expecting a wrestling show, seeing your mug, and thinking they’re watching a Tales from the Crypt re-run!
LD: Listen, buster, I’ll have you know I look NOTHING like the Cryptkeeper.
FB: Well, not totally, Daley. He’s got a better wardrobe than you do! Hahahaha!
LD: Folks, while Floyd busies himself with making my life difficult, let me run down the exciting card for you this week. In the opening match, we’ll be seeing a rare singles appearance from one half of Alpha Storm’s New Downward Spiral. It’ll be Puck taking on the “C.O.” Frank Rogers.
FB: Yeah, first singles appearance from Puck. Apparently his siblings Frisbee & Foosball were unavailable.
LD: Oh, would you stop it, Floyd, you know very well his tag partner is his brother, Pyros. But in any event, after that, we’ll see the in-ring debut of a man who made quite an impression at Hog Heaven 2: Southern Salvation. It’ll be the “Main Attraction” Jeffrey Hollywood one on one against “Wild Child” Willy Franklin.
FB: Gotta give this Hollywood guy credit, Daley. He knew how to make a splash, and he picked out a great name.
LD: From there it’s semi-main event time, as two men who narrowly tasted defeat at Southern Salvation meet up. “The Future” David Capital takes on Jose “The Masked Avenger” Torres!
FB: Mark my words, Daley, when this match is over you’ll agree that Capital’s loss against Fuego in Hot Springs was a fluke.
LD: Oh really, Floyd? I’m not so sure about that.
FB: Believe me. Back in my day, guys used to take a loss like that and get all kinds of motivation from it. Not me, of course, since I hardly ever lost, mind you.
LD: Uh huh. And speaking of unbelievable, fans, we’re talking about the main event, as five men will enter our ring for the chance to be crowned RCW Southern Heritage Champion. The Phil, Brock Davids, Eno Redrum, Doug Gavelon and Ase will all be going for the gold!
FB: It’s a two horse race to me, Daley, as The Phil and Ase are clearly the cream of this crop.
LD: Well that remains to be seen. But right now let’s take it to ringside, as I understand we’re going to be hearing from our President.
FB: Dubya’s here? Good close friend of mine!
LD: Oh, can it, Boyd, it’s RCW President AJ Supreme.
FB: What-ever.
The Arkansas fight song plays over the loudspeakers as Razorback Championship Wrestling President AJ Supreme steps out from behind the curtain and makes his way down to ringside, shaking hands with the fans all the way down. Trip Gordan hands him his microphone.
AJS: Hellloooooo RCW fans! To the fans here in Fayetteville….
The crowd applauds.
AJS: To those watching us on FOX 16, and our new viewers in Texas and Louisiana on CW 21.…
the crowd cheers, but a smattering of anti-Texan catcalling is heard.
AJS: THANK YOU for joining us. Now I know y’all are here, after one hell of a Hog Heaven…
The fans cheer at the mention of RCW’s banner event.
AJS: And you want to get right down to a great night of action. Well, I feel the same way, but first we’ve got some business to take care of.
FB: Now Daley’s fired, now Daley’s fired…c’mon….c’mon….
AJS: I’m sure y’all are just like me and want to enjoy what RCW has to offer now, and what we have to offer in the coming months. But there are some times when what’s needed is to look back and reflect on careers that have truly been outstanding. True fixtures in our sport who have made the fans and the fellas in the back alike laugh, cry, and have an amazing ride. So to that end, I’m proud to announce that Razorback Championship Wrestling will be hereby found something we call the Circle of Legends.
A logo for the Circle of Legends flashes on the screen, and on the small displays at the Boys & Girls Club.
AJS: It’s our effort to show our appreciation for the folks that have gone above and beyond what we look for in the wrestling business. And our first inductee to this group….
LD: SIT DOWN, Floyd!
FB: Wait for it…..wait for it….
AJS: Will occur next week, as we pay tribute to the one, the only…..
FB: Wait for it….wait for it….
AJS: World’s Sickest SOB, EN FUEGO!
The crowd cheers enthusiastically. Boyd pounds his fist on the ringside table.
FB: Oh, come ON!
AJS: Please join us next week, as we show our thanks to this legend of our sport. Now, without further ado…let’s get to the ACTION!!
The crowd cheers as Supreme hands the microphone to Trip Gordan, in preparation of the Puck-Rogers match. Butch Fitzpatrick & Frank Rogers are now in the ring.
TG: Ladies and Gentlemen, the opening contest is for one fall, introducing first, already in the ring, From Little Rock, Arkansas, weighing in at 303 pounds, "C.O." Frank Rogers!
Fans boo as Rogers holds his nightstick over his head.
FB: I'm smelling an upset Daley.
LD: You do huh?
FB: Either that or your cologne. Is that Ode de la pig crap?
TG: And his opponent, from Saratoga, NY, weighing in at 220 pounds, Puck!
"March of the Pigs" by Nine Inch Nails plays on the PA as Puck comes out from behind the curtain and raises both taped fists in the air. He takes his TNDS shirt off and throws it into the crowd and he storms the ring.
LD: Puck isn't waiting as he dashes to the ring and there's the bell!
FB: That's dumb, Rogers saw him coming and he's making him pay.
Rogers lays the boots into Puck and then Rogers pulls Puck up by the hair. Scoop slam by Rogers. Elbow drop by Rogers. Rogers plays to the fans and is met with a chorus of boos.
LD: That won't get it done here in the RCW, Rogers had better be careful.
FB: Whatever. He's got that smart mouthed Alpha Storm punk where he wants him.
LD: It's Puck.
FB: What? Oh shut up Daley!
Rogers picks up Puck again and nails a vertical suplex. Again Rogers is yelling to the crowd. Rogers goes back to Puck and picks him up by the hair. Irish whip by Rogers, goes for a clothesline but Puck ducks and bounces off the ropes and nails a beautiful Mafia kick to the face of Rogers, knocking the 300 pounder to his back. Nipping up to his feet, Puck goes to the outside and climbs to the top rope and nails a somersault leg drop. Without wasting time, he picks Rogers up, kicks him in the gut and hits a cradle piledriver. Cover by Puck. 1...2....3!!!
TG: The winner of the contest, PUCK!
"March of the Pigs" plays on the PA again as Puck climbs to the second rope and holds his hands up in victory. The lights go out in the Gym.
FB: What the hell? Did Supreme forget to pay the power bill?
LD: Um, Floyd, you mind getting your hand out of my pocket?
The lights come back on and Ares is standing in the entrance way.
LD: It's Ares! He's back!
Ares stands in entranceway applauding. After a few minutes, he turns back around and head back to the locker room, leaving Puck in the ring with a puzzled look on his face. RCW Cameras fade.
[COMMERCIAL - MARK MARTIN FORD MERCURY - WE KEEP YOU ON THE ROAD!]
RCW Cameras fade in to the hallway backstage at the Boys Girls Club. Franky Higgs’ office door can be seen in the far right corner. A squatting Higgs, as well as a crouching Bettie Lee Rose, are seen on the far left side, around a corner. Rose holds the microphone up and speaks in a whisper.
BLR: We’re here with RCW Commissioner “Fast” Franky Higgs. Franky, can you explain what’s going on? And why are we whispering?
FH whispering: Listen sugar pie, I wanted the camera dealies back here to show something very simple. See, last week at Hog Heaven, there was a little miscommunication, Daddy, and even though most people think my boy “Night Train” Clifton Pearson took the loss-
BLR: Everyone saw that, Franky!
Higgs puts a finger to his mouth, asking Rose for silence.
FH: Hush up, now, lamb chop. Listen, everything happened so fast, I don’t know how folks could be sure of anything, so I say we just wipe that match off the records, Daddy. But like I was saying, I wanted everyone to experience the Train doing what he does best - Knockout Artist!
BLR: But how are you going to sh-
FH: Shhhhh. Oh, he’s coming, watch this.
The camera pans to the right, as Jamie James of The Phenomenals wanders the backstage area, clearly looking for someone.
JJ: Frakny? Franky, where are you?
Higgs gives a thumbs up to Rose, stands up, and rounds the corner.
FH: Oh, hey, Jamie.
JJ: One of the production folks came to get me. Said I should see you, on account my wife is here?
FH: Oh yeah, Daddy, she sure is. I put her in my office, go on in and have all the privacy you need.
Higgs laughs like a giddy school girl as James turns his back to walk into the office. Higgs gestures the cameras hot on James’ trail.
JJ: Stacy? Stacy, honey, is there something wr-
But Stacy James is not there. The person who is, however, is Clifton Pearson, who jumps out of the closet and hit’s a right handed uppercut that floors James. The cameras hover over his prone body as Pearson glares.
CP: PAIN TRAIN, B___H!
Higgs high fives Pearson.
FH: Knockout artist, Daddy! 1 and 0!
BLR: Ugh, back to you, Lester and Floyd.
Rose shakes her head as Higgs does a celebratory dance, as Pearson just stands there admiring his “work.”
BLR: Oh my word….
Cameras pan back to the announce table.
FB: Ha ha! What a knockout! Man,that was impressive.
LD: Impressive? Sucker punching a guy who was looking for his wife is impressive?
FB: Darn right! Hey, I don’t know why you’re making a stink out of this, if it was your wife I was looking for, I’d probably take the punch, ha ha!
LD: Jeez…let's just get to our next match up Floyd. Jeffrey Hollywood is about to make is RCW debut against Fayetteville's own, Willy Franklin.
FB:I can't wait to see the “Main Attraction” destroy the “Wild Child” in record time, just like I did back in my “in-ring” days.
LD: You've never faced Willy Franklin.
FB: No, but if I had... I'd beat him just as easily as Hollywood is about to.
LD: I'm going to act like I didn't hear anything as we go to Trip for the introductions.
Trip stands in the middle of the ring with microphone in hand.
TG: Alright RCW fans let's get back to some more in-ring action. Introducing first, from right here in Fayetteville... “The Wild Child” WILLY FRANKLIN!!!!
The chorus to Bruce Springsteen's “Born In The U.S.A.” plays as Willy Franklin runs out to a welcoming cheer from the hometown fans. He jogs down to the ring, slapping fans hands as he passes by. He slides in the ring, takes off his American Flag jacket, and stretches in the corner.
TG: Introducing his opponent, making his RCW debut... “The Main Attraction” JEFFREY HOLLYWOOD!!!!
The lights dim as “Superstar” by Saliva begins to blare throughout the arena. The fans boo as Jeffrey Hollywood emerges from the entranceway. He wears a black silk shirt with a white suit jacket, both of which are unbutton, along with a pair of expensive sunglasses. He grins as he slowly raises his right fist into the air while turning his head, causing his hair to whip around, giving him that almost “rock star” appearance. The fans continue to boo as he walks down the ramp, slides into the ring and stand in the center of it. Again he raises his right fist high in the air, giving his “rock star pose” before going to the corner and takes off his jacket, shirt, and sunglasses. His music fades as he looks confident while leaning up against the turnbuckles.
LD: Here we go, Hollywood looks confident.
FB: Of course he does, do you realize who he is? He's the freakin' Main Attraction Daley!
Hollywood and Franklin meet in the center of the ring where Willy holds out his hand as Jeffrey looks down at it.
LD: Great sign of sportsmanship displayed by Willy here.
FB: He deserves to get his teeth knocked out of his mouth for being so stupid.
LD: Let me guess, that's what you would do if guys offered to shake your hand before a match?
FB: I'd smack the taste out of their mouth if they insulted me like that.
LD: How is that insulting?
FB: You're not in that ring to make friends Daley, you're there to wrestle.
Willy says something and smiles as Hollywood who in turn smacks him right in the face.
FB: THERE YA GO!!!
LD: Now that's insulting!
The bell sounds as Willy holds his mouth from the impact due to Hollywood's smack. The fans boo as Hollywood smirks, which causes Willy to attempt a punch of his own. Jeffrey ducks and goes behind Willy, who tries to recover but it's too late. Hollywood lifts him up for a high angle back drop suplex but then drives him forward, face first into the mat with a reverse, sit down powerbomb/facebuster. Hollywood rolls him over and makes the cover as the fans boo loudly.
1.
2..
3!!!
The bell sounds as Jeffrey Hollywood stands in the center of the ring, his hand raised in victory.
TG: Here is your winner... JEFFREY HOLLYWOOD!!!!!!
Most of the fans boo as others can't believe the match is already over.
FB: WOW! Hollywood hits his “Highlight of the Night” and gets the win in record time!
LD: That could have only been maybe 5 or 6 seconds, Jeffrey Hollywood makes his debut in what could be the shortest match in RCW history.
FB: That was great!
LD: It was impressive, I'll give Jeffrey that much. Hang with us fans, we'll be right back after this quick break.
“Superstar” by Saliva still plays as Hollywood continues to celebrate in the ring as Southern Dynamite goes to a commercial.
[COMMERCIAL - RIB CRIB - HOME OF THE BOLD!]
As Southern Dynamite comes back from commercial, the following logo appears on the screen.
As the logo fades, we see the ring is now elaborately decorated with a black canvas covering the ring apron. There is a black leather couch along with a black leather stool next to it. Above the couch is a fairly large monitor screen which has the words “15 Minutes Of Fame” on it. Jeffrey Hollywood stands in the center of the ring with a microphone in hand, now wearing his black silk shirt and white suit jacket again. He grins as the fans continue to boo. He holds up his hand, motioning for them to quiet down.
Jeffrey Hollywood: Alright, that's enough... quiet down.
The fans ignore him and continue to boo. Hollywood shakes his head as he yells out at them.
Jeffrey Hollywood: Here, let's see if you moronic, uneducated hicks understand this... SHUT UP!!!
The fans boo as Hollywood shakes his head again and leans forward on the ring ropes, looking out at all the fans in attendance.
Jeffrey Hollywood: I get it, you don't like me and that's fine because I don't like any of you either but here's the thing... I got all night so I'll wait until you shut your overweight, unemployed ***BEEP*** !!
The fans start a “You suck” chant as Hollywood laughs to himself.
Jeffrey Hollywood: You people are really pathetic, is that the best thing you can come up with? Just shut up, let me talk and I'll let you get back to cheering the losers in the back who aren't even talented enough to lace up my boots.
The fans boo even louder as Hollywood shrugs his shoulders and takes a seat on the stool. He looks at his watch and smirks as the fans finally quiet down.
Jeffrey Hollywood: Alright, now that you inbreeds have finally shut your mouths let me present the first edition of the “15 Minutes of Fame”! Tonight I have a very special guest, he's one of your favorites... probably a hero to most of you idiots...
The fans start to boo again but Hollywood talks over them this time.
Jeffrey Hollywood: He's a so called legend in this business, let me introduce the first ever guest on the “15 Minutes of Fame”... The “ShowStopper” TooSexy!!!!!
The fans erupt in cheers as “It's My Life” blares. TooSexy walks out and heads down to the ring, staring directly at Hollywood inside the ring. He climbs into the ring and gets right in Hollywood's face.
Jeffrey Hollywood: Whoa chief, take a step back, this is my show so how about some respect?
TooSexy rips the microphone out of Hollywood's hand and looks directly in his face.
TooSexy: After what you did at Hog Heaven you don't deserve any damn respect!
The fans burst out in cheers again as Hollywood smirks and gets another microphone which was on the couch. He looks back at TS who is obviously fuming with anger.
Jeffrey Hollywood: I don't deserve any respect because of what I did at Southern Salvation? I think my actions that night totally earn me respect... I made one of the biggest impacts this company has ever seen.
TooSexy: You attacked a guy who was already injured, I don't really consider that some major impact and nether do these fans.
The fans start a “Hollywood Sucks” chant.
Jeffrey Hollywood: I disagree, I feel a very huge impact was made but don't take my word for it... let's go to the footage.
Hollywood points up at the monitor above the couch as video footage from Hog Heaven: Southern Salvation is shown. It shows Jeffrey Hollywood making his surprise appearance after the main event, where he brutally attacked Adam Troy. Jeffrey laughs as the footage shows the vicious chair shot to the back of Troy's head. The screen goes back to the “15 Minutes of Fame” logo as the fans boo. Hollywood grins as he sits down on the stool and looks at TooSexy.
Jeffrey Hollywood: Wow, you can't tell me that wasn't the biggest impact RCW has ever seen. However, I'm just curious... how is the “Natural Born Thriller” doing tonight?
The fans boo louder as Hollywood laughs.
TooSexy: Adam suffered two broken ribs during his match with Brock, but what the doctors are really concerned with is the chair shot you delivered to the back of his head. A blow that hard can cause serious brain damage, and they still aren't sure of Adam's condition. He's been in a coma ever since that night and they aren't giving him much hope of recovery.
Jeffrey Hollywood: Really? Oh I am so sorry Too...
TooSexy: SHUT UP!!!!
The fans cheer as TooSexy gets right back in Hollywood's face.
TooSexy: You not only could have ended that kid's career, but he may never be the same again! He may never be able to function like a normal human being because of the damage you did to his brain. This isn't a joke, you crossed the line by hitting him in the back of the head with that chair.
Jeffrey Hollywood: What can I say?
Hollywood gets up and looks TooSexy right in the eyes.
Jeffrey Hollywood: If given the chance I'd do the exact same thing again!
The fans boo as TooSexy's right fist balls up. Hollywood notices this and smirks.
TooSexy: Let me tell you this Hollywood, ever since I came back to RCW my driving force has been the Southern Heritage Championship... but now, my driving force to get back into this ring is YOU!
Jeffrey Hollywood: Well ShowStopper, I'd love to go one-on-one with you right here, right now...
The fans cheer at the mention of this.
Jeffrey Hollywood: but it's too bad you're suspended from in-ring competition.
A grin slowly forms on TooSexy's face.
TooSexy: It's funny you should mention that because as of this afternoon, my suspension from in-ring competition has been lifted!
Hollywood takes a slight step back as the fans erupt into loud cheers and stand to their feet at hearing this news.
TooSexy: That means you get your wish Jeffrey...
TooSexy turns towards the fans and looks out at them.
TooSexy: You want to see The ShowStopper return to action tonight against Jeffrey Hollywood?
As the fans scream and clap, Hollywood drops his microphone, kneels down and pulls out a steel chair from underneath the couch. With TooSexy's back turned, Hollywood cracks him in the back of the head with the chair, the sicking impact echoes through the entire building. TooSexy crumbles to the mat as medical staff immediately rush out to his aid. Hollywood holds up the chair as he grabs his microphone.
Jeffrey Hollywood: Looks like I just stopped the show!
The fans boo loudly as Hollywood smirks whiling looking down at TooSexy.
Jeffrey Hollywood: TS, your fifteen minutes of fame just ran out!
Hollywood drops the chair and laughs as “Superstar” plays. The fans boo and start tossing cups, cans, and other trash into the ring.
Floyd Boyd can be heard wildly appluading.
FB: Encore!! Encore!! Daley's right here!
LD: Ohh, zip it Floyd! Fans, while we try to restore some order around here, let's hear from our sponsors!
RCW cameras fade.
[COMMERCIAL - ENTERGY - THE LIGHTER SIDE OF UTILITIES!]
RCW Cameras fade in to the announce table.
LD: Welcome back fans, and a disgusting display we just witnessed out here, Floyd.
FB: I'll say. You're supposed to eat your potato chips, Daley, not inhale them. Last time I saw that kind of suction, my good friend Hugh Grant was-
LD: Floyd, I'm referring to the brutal beating of TooSexy at the hands of one Jeffrey Hollywood.
FB: Heh, what you refer to disgusting, I call great! The guy beat that chump Franklin in record time, then he knocks the stuffing out of TooSexy with a chair...reminds me of myself. Did I ever tell you about the time I beat some scrub, then knocked "Leprechaun" Larry O'Brien unconscious with his own pointy shoes. Guess they weren't his "lucky charms" after that, huh Daley? Hahahahaha!!
LD: Mmm hmm, and just as unfunny the fifth time around. Fans, let's get it to Trip Gordan for our semi-main event!
TG: The following match is our semi-main event!
"Headstrong" by Trapt hits the arena as the twin screens flash David Capital's interlocked "DC" logo over a red background. Then David Capital brushes through the curtain and stands at the top of the ramp, a bottle of water in his right hand, dressed to compete with his chest bare. He takes a drag on the water bottle and spews mist above his head before walking purposefully toward the ring. Where the aisle meets the ringside area he stops, takes another drink of water, and tosses the bottle into the crowd. Then he walks to the steps, mounts to the apron, and steps through the ropes.
TG: Introducing first from Washington DC, weighing in at 226 pounds.....David “The Future” Capital!
LD: Well Capital didn’t have the match he was hoping for at Hog Heaven and he looks determined to make up for it.
FB: He’s the best there has ever been Daley, he doesn’t have to make up for anything.
The bells from "Aerodynamic" by Daft Punk begin to play and Jose Torres appears from backstage with his signature mask on as the guitar kicks in. He walks down slowly, eyeing down the ring as he slaps the hands of RCW fans on his way down.
TG: The competitor from El Paso Texas, weighing in at 205 pounds.....Jose “The Avenger” Torres!
FB: This kid doesn’t stand a chance; he is going to get punked again by a more physical competition.
LD: Another tough loss at Hog Heaven, we will see who’s streak is going to end tonight.
Torres steps through the ropes and Capital walks straight up to him and stares him down. Butch Fitzpatrick calls for the bell and the match begins. The two continue to stare each other until Capital throws a fist which Torres blocks and hits back with a punch of his own. Capital takes a step back and looks towards Torres and then charges at him. Capital attempts a shoulder charge but Torres moves out of the way and hits a running baseball slide as Capital comes off the ropes. Jose goes for the cover.
1....2...kickout!
LD: Well Torres is showing his defensive side of wrestling early.
FB: Too scared to do anything Lester, wants to let Capital make all the moves.
Torres waits for Capital to get up. Capital gets to hit feet and looks straight at Torres. He runs once again at Torres, Torres leaps in the air and attempts a flying kick but this time DC moves out of the way. Torres drops to the ground and DC immediately drops a knee into his chest. Jose grabs his chest but DC picks him up and throws him at the turnbuckle.
FB: Here we go, Jose aint got a chance now.
DC once again runs towards Jose and hits a clothesline. Torres falls forward and lands on the mats. Capital climbs the turnbuckle and awaits at the top. He leaps and hits a flying elbow to the chest of Jose. DC goes for the quick cover!
1...2......kickout!
FB: So close! But I must say, I have never seen a chest be pounded so hard since I spent the night with your wife Lester.
LD: Say what?!
DC picks Jose up from the head and throws him onto the turnbuckle. He throws a punch to the chest of Torres one after another. Torres moves out of the way of one of the punches and sends DC’s fist into the steel pole. Capital grabs his hand and Torres bounces off the ropes and hits a bulldog.
LD: Back and forth, back and forth. This match continues to change in momentum.
FB: I have never seen something go back and forth since I spent the night with your wi.....
LD: If you say it one more time!
As DC gets up Jose jumps up and gets into the position for a huricarana before it is reversed to an Olympic Slam. Both men stay down on the floor as the referee begins the count. 1....2....3....4....5....6....DC gets up and grabs Jose Torres. He places him into a standing head scissors as the crowd knows what is to come.
FB: Here we go, nighty night Jose. Get ready for some Capital Punishment!
DC goes to lift Torres but Jose runs under his legs! Jose turns around quickly and hits The Mexicano Slam! Both men stay on the mats motionless.
LD: The quickest I have ever seen The Avenger!
Torres begins to move and manages to sling an arm over the shoulder of Capital! The referee begins to count.
1....2....3!
TG: Here is your winner......Jose “The Avenger” Torres!
Cameras pan back to the announce booth.
LD: Ha ha! What a win for Jose Torres! Still believe in flukes, Floyd?
FB: Hey, flukes can happen more than once, you know, Daley. I mean, look at you, you've actually held jobs before, despite your crystal meth addiction.
LD: Well, I-WHAT?! I'm not on crystal meth!
FB: Wow...then there really is no excuse for that sportcoat!
LD: Sigh....let's just take it to Melvin Gates at our RCW Live Event Center. What have you got for us, Melvin?
The camera switches to Gates, standing at his desk at the Live Event Center, all smiles.
MG: Thanks, Lester, and what I have for you, as well as our fine fans now in three states, is the early details on our next fantastic Hog Heaven: On The Border, to be held Sunday, May 18th, at the Tiger Stadium in Grimm Memorial Park, right in the heart of Texarkana, Texas! Those of you watching far and wide can get your tickets via Ticketmaster outlets, or right at our homepage, RCWrestling.com! One match I can announce, and this one we knew was coming since last week, it'll be for our Natural Title, as "The Burning Hammer" Doug Gavelon will try to pry the strap away from Brock Davids! But fans, could this match see two champions? Could Davids be the holder of two belts come May the 18th? Stay with us, because after this commercial break, it's our main event - a battle royale for the vacant RCW Southern Heritage Title!
Just as it seems the camera will break to commercial, it pans to ringside. “Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails begins to play as the crowd pops suddenly. As Ares appears the crowd splits down the middle as some fans welcome him back and others begin to chant "traitor". Ares slides into the ring with mic in hand as his music cuts off.
Ares: Hello Fayetteville Arkansas!!!!! It’s been a long time though it seems that you guys have not forgotten me, or in some cases forgiven me. Either way, tonight is not about Ares. Tonight I have come before this fine crowd of pure wrestling fanatics to honor a great man. So lets not beat around the bush. Fuego, get out here!!
"Wish" by NIN starts and the crowd roars to its feet. Chants of "Please don't go" fill the arena as En Fuego enters the ring.
Ares: Now listen, I know that your big tribute night is next week. But as you know better than anybody, I’m not a big ceremony guy, and I have something I need to get off my chest, and it simply can’t wait.
The crowd grows silent in anticipation of what Ares has to say.
Ares: People throw around a lot of numbers to justify their careers in this business. How many wins, how many championships, how many trophies. I'm one of them. Maybe it’s to try and prove that we left a mark in wrestling. Not this man though. He doesn't need this numbers to show his mark. We all try to leave a foot print in wrestling's history. He leaves a barbed wire wrapped steel chair print. Without the titles, and without the glory, this man revolutionized wrestling. Anyone who even claims to be hardcore now owes it to En Fuego.
The crowd applauds, in agreement with Ares’ statements.
Ares: Though I must admit I still think you’re a little loopy to forfeit a chance at the Southern Heritage Championship. One too many blows to the head, I suppose. But to be honest brother, I could not think of a better way for you to go out. I'm glad to finally have some company at the home.
Ares smiles as he reaches out to shake Fuego's hand and the two friends hug in the middle of the ring as the crowd cheers.
RCW Cameras fade.
[COMMERCIAL - HOG HEAVEN 3: ON THE BORDER - LIVE FROM TEXARKANA, TEXAS!]
Cameras fade in as Fuego and The New Downward Spiral are seen walking through the backstage area.
Pyros: So what’s the plan for tonight, Dad?
Fuego: I was thinking Rib Crib. I think AJ can get us in for free.
Puck: Nice.
Pyros: What the hell?
The camera quickly turns to see Ares laid out in front of Alpha Storm's dressing area. A baseball bat is lying next to him. Pyros runs over to Ares and tries to revive him.
Pyros: Uncle Nick.... you ok?
Ares: Son of a ........ Man that hurt! What happened?
Fuego: I'm no detective, but I'd put money on the fact that somebody hit you in the head with that bat.
Ares: Thanks Colombo.
Fuego: No Problem.
Puck: Looks like someone wasn't too excited to see you back, Ares. Guess they wanted to make sure it was only a one night stand.
Ares: Probably right there kid. Pyros,let AJ know that I lied and I guess number 82 is a go.
Pyros: Huh?
Ares: I don't like getting skulled without being able to return the favor. Tell AJ and Franky to book me, ‘cause I got a little searching to do.
Ares pulls his hand away from the back of his head to see the red color of his own blood. The scene fades as the three Alpha Storm members check on Ares.
Cameras fade into the broadcast area.
LD: You heard it here first, folks, it looks like “The Franchise” is back in RCW!
FB: Hmmph. You know, Daley, in my day, when you said you retired, you stayed retired!
LD: Floyd, didn’t you come out of retirement several times?
FB: Well that’s totally different. The people demanded it, and I’m all about pleasing the fans. You think I would do commentary every week with a 5 foot 10 liverspot every week if I wasn’t?
LD: In any event, fans, we've come down to our main event of the evening. Five of RCW's top competitors will enter the ring, and bodies will fly until one man stands in the ring, the new RCW Southern Heritage Champion! Without further ado, let's take it to Trip Gordan!
TG: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is our main event! And it is a Battle Royal for the RCW Southern Heritage Title!
The fans pop loudly as Butch Fitzpatrick lifts the RCW Southern Heritage title into the air.
TG: Introducing first-
“Feuer Frei” by Rammstien hit’s the PA and Eno Redrum comes out to a decent pop.
TG: Weighing in a 285 lbs and hailing from Fate, TX- “The Hebrew Hammer” Eno Redrum!
LD: And this is a big opportunity for Eno here. He hasn’t been in RCW long, but he’s done enough to make an impact.
FB: The only impact I’m hoping Eno to make to night is the impact of his skull on the floor when he’s the first out of here.
Eno stalks down the aisle and enters the ring, pacing back and forth.
TG: His first opponent-
The lights dim and “Polyamorous” by Breaking Benjamin hit’s the PA, and the crowd rains down the jeers immediately before Ase and Tarja even part the curtain.
LD: And look at Ase- he looks like a dang gone war prisoner- he’s bandaged, he’s bruised. One has to think if it was a smart idea competing tonight with Ase’s list of injuries.
FB: Maybe so, but Ase is my pick to win this thing- he’s been on a roll lately, and I don’t think anything is going to stop him now. Tarja simply won’t allow it.
TG: Weighing in at 230lbs, and hailing from Atlantic City, NJ by way of Helsinki, Finland- being accompanied to the ring by Tarja Turunen- ladies and gentlemen, this is ASE!
Tarja leads Ase down to the ring and lets him off the leash so he can roll into the ring. Ase stands in a corner and watches Eno pace, their eyes locked.
TG: Their opponent-
“Mein herz Brent” by Rammstien plays on the speaker system and the crowd gives off a huge pop.
TG: Weighing in at 225 lbs, and hailing from Lock Haven, PA- “The Burning Hammer” Doug Gavelon.
FB: What is this, Daley, a Home Depot match? How many different hammers can you shove into one ring?
LD: Well, I’m not sure, Boyd- but I am sure that The Burning Hammer is here for business, and he looks quite ready to wear the strap.
FB: Give me a break- this guy couldn’t win an under-the-bottom-rope battle royal against midgets. My good friend Verne Troyer would whoop him big time!
Gavelon stands at the ring apron and surveys the ring. Then he rolls into the ring, and rests back against the corner opposite of Ase.
TG: And-
“2001: A Shattered Odyssey” plays on the PA and The Phil parts the curtain to tremendous heat
TG: Weighing in at 284 lbs, and hailing from Oklahoma City, OK- The former RCW Southern Heritage champion- The Phil!
LD: And that sums it up perfectly- FORMER Southern Heritage champion. The Phil has the most motivation of all the competitors because he has tasted that gold before.
FB: That’s right. The Phil is my hero. He’s almost as good as I used to be.
LD: Right. And Charles Barkley can confirm that for you, too, right?
FB: How’d you know?
The Phil cuts through the curtain and heads to the ring with a dark scowl on his face. He enters the ring and stands right in the center of the ring, egging on Doug Gavelon. Gavelon gets nose-to-nose with Phil, but before anything can happen, “Tear Away” by Drowning Pool hit’s the PA.
TG: And the final participant- he hails from St. Louis, Missouri, and weighs in tonight at 265 lbs- The RCW Natural Champion- BROCK DAVIDS!
Davids tears through the curtain with the Natural title on his shoulder. He stalks to the ring and slides in. Brock jumps Gavelon from go.
LD: And we are on here, folks! The Phil and Brock are double-teaming The Burning Hammer, while Ase and Eno lock up on the opposite side of the ring.
Brock and Phil work together, throwing punches into different parts of Doug’s body, backing him up into the corner. Ase is easily overpowered by Eno, who immediately goes for the elimination by lifting Ase up and into the ropes. They start the slow struggle on the ropes.
LD: Looks like your pick might be going out early.
FB: Somehow I doubt that, mainly because I’m never wrong.
LD: Of course.
As Ase rakes Eno’s eyes to break his imminent elimination, as Eno stumbles into the middle of the ring, Ase charges him and dropkicks him in the back of the head, causing a chain reaction as he crashes into Brock, who forearms Phil in the back, and Phil gets nailed by an out thrust forearm by Gavelon. Everybody is stumbling around, and Ase dodges in between them to hit The Burning Hammer with a leaping side kick. Ase mounts Gavelon, and begins to rain down punches into Doug’s face.
LD: The brutality of Ase is evident.
FB: That’s why he’s gonna win.
Brock Davids grabs Ase, and rips him off of Gavelon. He shoves Ase and screams at him, obviously telling him that Doug is his. At that point, The Phil comes into the fray, and a shoving match ensues between The Phil and Brock while Ase stands there looking to Tarja for guidance. Suddenly, all three men look at each other, and all three begin putting the boots to Gavelon.
LD: This is supposed to be every man for himself! Not every man against 1!
The three men drag Doug to his feet, and Phil and Brock hold Doug wide open for Ase to systematically place martial kicks into his ribs and chest. But none of them notice Eno Redrum sneaking up behind Ase.
FB: LOOK OUT!
Eno charges Ase as he turns around, and nails him with the “Wrath of the Almighty!” laying him out. Doug powers out of Phil and Brock’s grip, and slams their heads together a couple of times. Brock takes a small step back and shakes his head, but never sees the standing side kick Eno hits him with. The Phil backs up a couple of steps, giving The Burning Hammer enough room to run to the ropes, and hit Phil with the BFE! Knocking Phil back into the ropes.
LD: Phil’s in trouble here!
Doug and Eno go for the kill, both grabbing a leg of Phil’s, and start to lift him over. Phil clings to the ropes for dear life.
FB: NO! No no no!
Phil flips over the top rope, but lands on the apron. He holds onto the bottom rope as Gavelon and Eno try shoving him out with their feet. Brock gets to his feet, and attacks Gavelon. Brock lays forearms into Doug’s back, driving him away from Phil and across the ring. Phil seizes the moment, and kicks out.
FB: That kick was right in Eno’s Hebrew Hammer!
LD: Yeah, The Phil really “nailed” that one.
FB: You’re pathetic, just stop trying.
Eno drops to his knees. Ase is still trying to get up to his feet in a corner. Brock has Doug against the ropes, and goes for an irish-whip. Doug reverses it, and Brock hit’s the ropes, and ducks a clothesline by Gavelon. Brock hit’s the opposite ropes, and goes for his own clothesline, but Gavelon ducks it. Just as Brock is about to hit the ropes again, The Phil grabs the top rope and pulls it down, and Davids spills to the outside.
TG: Eliminated by Doug Gavelon and The Phil- Brock Davids!
LD: And just like that, Brock is out of it.
Phil slides into the ring as Eno regains his footing. Brock is on the outside arguing with the referee. He grabs his title belt and storms to the back. Phil and Doug stare down each other again, but Eno blindsides Phil, knocking him against the ropes. Phil hit’s the ropes and bounces back, to get a belly-to-back suplex by Eno.
LD: We are down to four. And it looks like Doug and Eno are going to work together to get rid of Phil. Ase is biding his time in the corner. It looks like his injuries might be catching up to him.
FB: That’s not it, Ase is playing it smart- let these three take each other out, and just pick off the last guy standing. Smart wrestling there.
Doug and Eno put their heads together, and Doug picks up Phil and shoves him hard into the turnbuckle while Eno takes a stance in the opposite corner. Doug whips Phil out of the corner, and Eno goes for his spear again, but Phil leapfrogs him, and Eno crashes into Gavelon, crumpling him into the corner. A commotion is heard as a group can be seen coming down to the ring.
LD: Hey, what’s this? Tetsuko Nishihara is making her way to ringside with her camera crew.
FB: Hubba, Hubba. I’m over here sweet cheeks.
Tetsuko and her camera crew stroll down to ringside. Tetsuko walks backwards talking into the camera as she goes. When they arrive at ringside they stand to one side of the ring and look to be commentating on the action.
LD: Looks like their documentary isn’t just about Casanova. Of course Casanova isn’t in the main event tonight after he lost to Doug Gavelon last week.
FB: He was robbed, Lester. He didn’t lose.
LD: I’m sure he sees it that way.
Tetsuko Nishihara jumps up on to the ring apron.
LD: Hey, what’s going on here?
Phil & Ase conspire, then Eno Redrum is whipped to the ropes. Tetsuko grabs the top rope and yanks it down. Eno falls over the top and lands on the outside.
FB: Haha! Tetsuko eliminates The Hebrew Hammer!
TG: Eliminated by...uh....The Phil & Ase?...Eno Redrum!
LD: Unbelievable. She had no right whatsoever to be down at ringside.
FB: He was warned, Lester. He should have been watching his back.
Eno Redrum gets to his feet and looks around furiously. He sees Tetsuko stood on the ring apron and points at her. Tetsuko jumps from the ring apron and attempts a hurricanrana on Redrum. Eno Redrum catches her mid-air.
LD: Looks like Miss. Nishihara has bitten off more than she can chew.
FB: Put her down!
Eno lifts Tetsuko high into the air ready for a stalling powerbomb. Casanova appears through the crowd and jumps the railings. He slams Eno Redrum in the back of the head with a heavy-looking Menorah.
LD: Of all the dirty…
Redrum stumbles forward and drops Tetsuko. Tetsuko is shaken and backs off as Casanova hits Eno Redrum again with the heavy, steel base of the Menorah. Redrum falls to the ground and slumps against the guard rail.
LD: The Hebrew Hammer has been busted open.
FB: He warned him. He was told to watch his back. If he’d just listened to Casanova…
LD: The man can’t be expected to watch out for cowardly sneak attacks when he’s competing for a title.
Casanova drops the Menorah and boots his boot into Eno Redrum’s ribs then leans down right into his bloodied face…
Casanova: screaming I told you! I told you! You want to play the victim? Now you’re the victim! Enjoy.
Casanova kicks Redrum in the ribs again then walks off up the aisle with his arm around Tetsuko. As he passes the fans they boo and throw trash at him.
FB: My goodnes....and then there were three, Daley! And Ase is one of them.
LD: The odds are now against Doug Gavelon, but that doesn’t mean it’s all over for him.
Phil positions himself behind Ase, and in an act of utter malice, places a knee right into the medically bandaged back of Ase. Ase crumples to his knees with a look of sheet agony. The Phil grabs Ase’s head, and places knee after knee into Ase’s injured kidneys.
LD: Oh, oh, oh! Somebody put a stop to this. Ase is injured here.
After placing over a dozen knees into Ase’s injured kidney, Phil throws Ase face down onto the mat. Ase lays motionless. Phil smiles darkly and in a show a tremendous strength, lifts Ase’s dead weigh up and over the top rope, and dumps Ase in a limp bundle of flesh and bone to the floor.
TG: Eliminated by The Phil- Ase!
FB: Aww, come on!
LD: And the injuries were too much to overcome in a situation that The Phil could exploit.
The Phil stalks over to Doug Gavelon, and shoves at his head with his boot. Doug begins to get to his feet, and Phil continues to shove at his head with his boot, to a roar of boos.
LD: And we are down to two, Boyd, and Phil is awfully confident.
FB: And so he should be. He technically never lost the title in the first place. This chump Gavelon couldn’t even wash Phil’s jock.
LD: That’s a little disgusting.
FB: So is that tape of you and your wife on the internet.
LD: WHAT?!
Gavelon surges, taking Phil down with a double-leg takedown. Doug rains down the fists into Phil’s face. Doug stands up, and stomps on Phil a couple of times before picking him up. Gavelon lifts up Phil for the Burning Hammer.
LD: It could be over here! Doug has Phil near the ropes!
FB: NO!
Gavelon walks over to the rope, and dumps Phil over the top rope! The fans bursts to their feet and scream as Phil tumbles… and catches himself with the bottom rope. He never touches the floor, but nobody notices.
FB: It’s not over yet!
LD: But Doug Gavelon hasn’t noticed that yet.
Phil rolls back into the ring, but then rolls out under the bottom rope, and ducks under the apron. The fans clue Doug into the fact that Phil hasn’t been eliminated. Doug goes over to where Phil was dumped out, but Phil rolls into the ring from the opposite side, and charges Gavelon. Phil nails Gavelon with a running punch to the back of the head, and uses the momentum to shove him over the top rope. Gavelon hit’s the floor unconscious.
TG: Eliminated by The Phil- Doug Gavelon. Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the battle royal, and NEW RCW SOUTHERN HERITAGE CHAMPION, THE PHIL!
The fans boo loudly as The Phil tucks something into his pants.
LD: The Phil had brass knuckles on! He cold-cocked Gavelon with a cheap shot!
FB: I told you from the start Phil would win. And he didn’t use a cheap shot, he OUTSMARTED The Burning Hammer. That’s why The Phil was my pick from the start.
LD: What? You said Ase would win.
FB: I don’t recall that, I definitely said The Phil from the very beginning.
The Phil rips the title away from Butch Fitzpatrick, and throws his hands in the air, holding the title high above his head. Trash and boos enter the ring from all over the arena.
LD: The Phil reclaims the title he never lost tonight.
FB: That’s right, and now there isn’t a person in the business who can say he doesn’t deserve this title.
LD: Well, fans, even with this ending, we hope both new and old fans alike enjoyed this action packed hour of Southern Dynamite. For Floyd Boyd, I'm Lester Daley, saying see you next time!
However, that is not all, as Phil continues to celebrate his victory, he holds the Southern Heritage Championship in his hands. Suddenly “Superstar” by Saliva blares and the fans boo as Jeffrey Hollywood walks out. He walks down to the ring, clapping his hands. He gets in the ring and gets a microphone as he walks right up to Phil.
Jeffrey Hollywood: Phil, I just had to be the first one to congratulate you on becoming the new Southern Heritage Champion. Good job man.
Hollywood claps and then holds out his hand. Phil looks down at his hand and after a few moments, reluctantly shakes it. Hollywood then raises Phil's hand high in the air as the fans boo loudly.
Jeffrey Hollywood: Give it up for the newly crowned RCW Southern Heritage Champion... PHIL!!!!!!
The fans boo even louder as Hollywood turns, and pulls Phil right up to his face, so they are almost nose to nose. Hollywood grips his hand tight as he taps the Title with his free hand.
Jeffrey Hollywood: Don't get too attached to this belt Phil... because soon... it's going to be MINE!
Hollywood and Phil have an intense stare down before Jeffrey slowly backs up and leaves the ring. He walks backwards up the ramp, never taking his eyes off Phil or the Championship as the Phil continues to stare down at him, a maniacal smirk on his face.
RCW cameras fade.
