The camera pans the massive crowd gathered for Hog Heaven 4 : All or Nothing, then fades out. It fades back in to the Hog Heaven logo, as Twisted Sister’s “The Fire Still Burns” begins to play.
You thought it was gone A clip is shown of Early Beauchamp in preparation for his match tonight with Willy Franklin.
But the fire goes on H pull through a strenuous workout.
And i thought you knew me “Hollywood” Floyd Boyd points at Lester Daley’s brown loafers and laughs.
I told you before Trip Gordan welcomes the stream of fans finding their seats
'til i settle the score Doug Gavelon is shown backstage, a picture of determination, ready for his bout.
That i'll never run free Hollywood & Adam Troy are shown at last week’s Southern Dynamite, signing the contract.
I have enough pain and anger in my brain Rocky Malibu is shown taping his fist back stage.
To last many lifetimes
Yet still it grows, and the more that it shows Willy Franklin and Early Beuachamp brawl over Willy's bicycle.
I won't have peace of mind Steve Sensation is shown praying in his locker room.
The fire, the fire still burns
The fire, the fire still burns
I have a dream AJ Supreme holds up a RCW program and mugs for the camera.
And as strange as it seems Drifter strides into the arena.
There's no embers glowing The ring lights come on full blast, as the crowd delights in the fact the show is about to start.
The fire's gone out and there's no need to shout Seth Parker is shown standing guard outside Jeffrey Hollywood's locker room.
'cause no anger's showing Doug Gavelon makes quick and deliberate work out of an opponent on Southern Dynamite.
But it's not true, nothing i ever do
Seems to ease my fury Jeffrey Hollywood is shown smiling as he takes a peak at Heather Divine getting dressed for the Halloween Costume Contest.
Get out of my way AJ Supreme high fives fans on his way into the building, as the people crowd around to get a glimpse or a word with the President.
I'm the hangman today
And the judge and jury A quick montage of match graphics zoom into view as the song fades out.
The fire, the fire still burns
The fire, the fire still burns
The fire, the fire still burns
The fire, the fire still burns
The camera switches from these images to a wide angle shot of the jam-packed arena. The camera swoops and dives, finally coming to rest at the broadcast table, where Lester Daley & “Hollywood” Floyd Boyd are seated.
LD: Hiya once again, RCW fans, and welcome to Hog Heaven 4 : All or Nothing! I’m Lester Daley, and calling the action with me tonight, as always, is “Hollywood” Floyd Boyd!
FB: Yeah, thank your lucky stars, Daley, that I’m here to bail you out week in and week out. You’re just fortunate to be around a guy of my star quality, much like my good friend George Clooney, who finally dumped that no-name broad, so I heard. Like me and him always say, bros before hoes!
LD: Floyd, I’m quite sure George Clooney would never say anything like that! And who needs bailing out, when you have a star studded line-up like the one we have tonight! First off we have the Halloween Costume show down between Heather Divine and our very own Bettie Lee Rose.
FB: The fans get the treat first thing out the gate tonight. Two of RCW's most beautiful women will face off in a show down of Halloween Costumes. In my opinion the less costume the better.
LD: Yes, well be that as it may, let’s continue running down this card. Tonight, in this very ring, in a match made by AJ Supreme, Willy Franklin will take on the man who stole his ride, Early Beauchamp. The winner will get to ride that bicycle home.
FB: The bicycle is a tandum bike so maybe they'll kiss and make up and both can ride it home.
LD: Up next is the return of RCW roster member, Rocky Malibu. But don’t expect the welcome mat rolled out tonight, as he’ll face stiff competition in the form Steve Sensation.
FB: I know you really like the Malibu, Daley. But ring rust or no ring rust, I’m betting he bit off a little more than he can chew here tonight against Steve Sensation.
LD: Next we have RCW's first ever Trick or Treat Match, pitting Drifter against Seth Parker.
FB: I wonder what kind of candy they put in the other three pumpkins? I'm partial to candy corn myself.
LD: Our next match up is one I'm excited about seeing. Doug will put the Natural Title on the line against the challenge of the mysterious H.
FB: H had some strange words on Southern Dynamite. And promised that all would be revealed tonight.
LD: And in our main event, Adam Troy will seek revenge on the man that put him in the hospital, Jeffrey Hollywood.
FB: This match is truly All or Nothing. If Adam Troy doesn't win this match he is gone from professional wrestling for good.
LD: Let's not forget the other side of the coin, if Hollywood loses he will not get another shot at the Southern Heritage Championship.
FB: All I'm saying is I hope Adam Troy packed his bags, cause Hollywood's got this one in the bag.
LD: We'll see, let's take it to Trip Gordan for our first contest of the night.
RCW's intern Chip stands in the center of the ring next to Trip Gordan.
TG: Up next is the Halloween Costume Contest, give it up for the M.C. of this event... Intern Chip!
The fans give Chip a mixed reaction.
TG: Introducing the first contestant... Bettie Lee Rose!
The fans cheer loudly as “Redneck Woman” by Gretchen Wilson blares and Bettie Lee Rose steps out wearing a light blue robe. She walks down the ramp and slaps hands with fans at ringside before getting into the ring, with the help from Chip.
TG: Introducing the second participant... Heather Divine!
“Come On” by Waterproof Blonde blares as Heather Divine seductively walks out onto the entrance stage. Most of the fans boo, yet there is a portion of the crowd willing to cheer for her attractiveness. She smirks as she walks down the ramp, ignoring the fans in the front rows reaching out their hands. She climbs up onto the apron and Chip holds the ropes open for her as she gets into the ring.
Chip: Alright, are you people ready to see their costumes?
The fans cheer and clap.
Chip: Then let's get right to it, Heather how about you go first.
Some Halloween themed “dance” music plays as Heather slowly walks to the center of the ring and teases removing her robe. She smirks as she slowly unties it and finally tosses the robe off to reveal her French Maid outfit. All the men in attendance start whistling and clapping as she walks to the ropes and does a very seductive dance until the music fades out.
Chip: Amazing, ya know Heather the back seat of my car needs some cleaning, maybe you could help me out after this is over huh?
Heather just shakes her head is disgust as Chip shrugs his shoulders.
Chip: Oh well, I just heard you do your best work in the back seat.
Heather glares at him as the fans all laugh and actually start clapping for Chip. Bettie just shakes her head whiling whispering “Oh my word”.
Chip: Moving on, let's see what our very own Bettie Lee Rose has under that robe... take it away girl!
The music starts up again as Bettie very timidly walks to the center of the ring. She looks out at all the fans who start cheering for her. As she starts to feel more comfortable, she slowly unties her robe and lets it slightly hang open. The fans immediately start cheering and clapping which encourages her to fully remove the robe to reveal her “Army Girl” costume. The fans get even louder as she smiles and goes to the corner, where she climbs onto the middle rope and does a cute little dance. Finally the music fades out and she goes back over to stand on the other side of Chip.
Chip: WOW... sign me up!
Bettie blushes as she smiles.
Chip: Well it's up to all of you, who deserves to win this thing? Heather Divine?
The fans give a mixed reaction.
Chip: How about Bettie Lee Rose?
The fans explode in cheers, claps, and whistles as Bettie just smiles.
Chip: That does it for me, by choice of the fans... your winner of the 2008 RCW Halloween Costume Contest... BETTIE LEE ROSE!!!!!!!
The fans continue to cheer as Bettie Lee waves and says thank you. Suddenly Heather charges and nails Bettie with a forearm to the back of her head. The crowd erupts in boos as Heather goes to continue her attack but Chip grabs her and pulls her away.
LD: I don't believe it, Chip actually doing the right thing here.
FB: He just wanted to get a feel, and I don't blame him.
Trip Gordan helps Bettie out of the ring as Chip lets Heather go. Heather smacks Chip right across the face, which causes him to stagger backwards a few steps and almost spin around in his shoes. Heather hooks his arms and drives him to the mat with a spinning Impailer.
LD: Heather just nailed Chip with the Divine Intervention!
FB: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I've been waiting for someone to put that intern in his place, and I love that it was Heather Divine!
Heather starts putting the boots to Chip as Trip grabs a hold of him and pulls him out of the ring and to safety. Heather bends down and grabs the microphone.
Heather Divine: Figures you hicks picked that ugly redneck because she reminded you all of your buck-toothed sisters that you call your wives!
The fans erupt in boos.
Heather Divine: You inbreds better understand one thing, I am the top woman around here! I've got the looks, the skills, and each and every man in this place tonight would sell their run down trailers they call a home just to lick my boots! All the other b*tches around here ran scared after I won that Femme-Fatal four way match because they know I'm the best! I'm Hollywood's Hottest Diva, don't you morons forget it!
She drops the mic and leaves the ring as the fans continue to boo.
LD: Up now, we have a match that's been escelating for over a month now.
It all started when Early Beauchamp, eldest boy of Cletus, won his first
match in RCW over Willy Franklin.
FB: Not only that, Early Beauchamp blatently stole Willy Franklin's prize
possession, his bicycle after the match finished.
LD: So AJ Supreme decided to make up this match, and the winner of this match,
Floyd, will take home the bike once and for all.
Willy Franklin's music begins to play, as he slowly makes his way to the ring.
He definitely has a determined look on his face, almost completely ignoring the
fans and their reactions to him.
LD: The Wild Child looks focused here. This may very well be his first true
victory in RCW.
FB: Maybe his bicycle was the push he needed inside to give him that extra
edge.
TG: The following matchup is one fall, winner by pinfall, submission, or knockout.
The winner of this match will be taking home the bike sitting at ringside. In the
ring now..."Wild Child" Wiiilllyyy Franklin.
"My Name is Mud" by Primus begins to play as Early Beauchamp makes his way to the
ring. He stops to throw one of his trucker hats out to the crowd, then crawls in
between the top and middle ropes.
TG: And making his first RCW arena appearance, Earrrrlllyyy Beauchamp.
The referee has to keep the two apart while Trip Gordon exits the ring.
FB: Looks like Early and Willy are ready to start this off.
The bell rings as Willy Franklin glares at Early. The two circle each other for
a moment. Franklin charges but Beauchamp stands him up with a sharp shin kick to
the ribs. Willy swings at the eldest son of Cletus, but he slips out of his grasp
and rolls through the spread legs of Franklin. Early stands up, but runs right into
a huge mule kick from Willy that knocks the wind out of him. Beauchamp then stumbles
to one knee and Franklin walks to him, grabbing a hold of his hair and directly his
head right into the trusting right fist of Willy. He keeps a hold of the hair, again
tugging Akira's face directly into a strike of incredible force. Franklin then lets
go, allowing Early to fall limp to the mat.
LD: I've never seen this kind of intensity from Willy Franklin.
FB: Lester, let this be a lesson. Never get in between a boy and his bike.
LD: Early Beauchamp is learning that the hard way here tonight.
Willy lays on top of Beauchamp while the referee slides in to make the count...
1...
2...
kickout by Early. The fans are torn between Willy and Early, with a slight edge leaning
towards Beauchamp. Franklin lifts up towards Early and pushes him back first against
the ropes, he irish whips him directly across the ring. Beauchamp turns and bounces back
first off the opposite set of ropes, then charges back at Willy. Franklin bends over,
looking for a back body drop -- but somehow Early flips over the back of Willy and lands
right behind him. Franklin turns around and finds Early Beauchamp leaping and wrapping his
legs around his head. Early swings back, looking for a hurricanrana but Willy holds on.
Willy spins Early into a powerbomb position, but loses his balance and both men fall to the
mat. Early is the first to get up, seeing Franklin on the mat he bounces off the rope
and lands a big legdrop.
Suddenly, we see JJ Hart walking to the ring, drinking a root beer, smoking a candy cigarette; smiling and waving at the fans. The fans start cheering and chanting 'Welcome Back! Welcome Back!'
FB: Wait... who is this?
LD: That's JJ Hart. We've seen him this past week in Steve Sensation's training videos, but what is he doing here at Hog Heaven?
FB: I think this guy has flipped his lid. He can't even afford real cigarettes! BAH!
JJ is at ringside as Early whips Willy to the ropes and catches him with a clothesline. JJ cheers for Early.
LD: Early takes down Willy Franklin with a clothesline, and JJ hops up on the apron? What is this about?
JJ offers Early some root beer. Early thinks it is a spitoon, and spits his tobacco spit into the can. JJ looks confused, but smiles anyway.
JJ: He's such a nice guy!
LD: Oh my...
FB: Just an added ingredient, I say...
JJ turns to the audience and raises his arms up to the adoration of the fans as Willy suddenly gets up and goes for a clothesline, Early ducks. Willy clotheslines JJ off the apron, and Early whips Willy into a Kentucky Headhunt!
LD: EARLY WITH THE KENTUCKY HEADHUNT!!!
Early pins Willy and the ref counts..1...2..3! The bell rings and 'My Name Is Mud' starts to play.
BLR: The winner of this match, Early Beauchamp!
JJ comes to his senses on the outside, and sees the bike parked at ringside.
LD: This match is over, and I guess Early is not obligated to give back the bike to Willy Franklin.
JJ gets up and starts looking around as if noone is watching.
FB: I hope Willy enjoys hitchhiking!
Suddenly, JJ gets on the bike and beeps the horn. Suddenly, Willy perks up and sees JJ riding off on his bike.
LD: Wait! OH MY!
FB: JJ'S STEALING THE BIKE!
JJ rides up the ramp with the bike, but suddenly has to hop of and run the bike up the ramp.
LD: What is JJ going to do with the bike?
FB: I bet he’s going to try and sell it on Ebay?
LD: JJ Hart knows how to us a computer?
FB: Who knows.
We cut to the back and see JJ with Willy Franklin's bike trying to sell it off. There is a sign that says 'For Sale - $20' and poor handwriting on a cardboard box sign. The fans pop for JJ.
LD: What is this?
Suddenly, we see H walk by.
JJ: Hey man! Would you like a bike? It's VINTAGE!
H brushes off JJ and walks away.
FB: HE'S HOCKING OFF WILLY'S BIKE!!!
JJ shrugs.
The theme from Rocky starts up and the lights in the arena go dark. A lone spotlight focuses in on the entrance way and Rocky Malibu enters the arena wearing a white with red trim boxing robe. His first are shown to be somewhat taped up and Rocky has the hood up covering his face.
As Rocky stands there he is joined by the following woman.
As the lovely woman stands at the entrance way Rocky begins to walk down the entrance ramp toward the ring. After Rocky has taken several steps the young woman follows. As Rocky hits the ring he climbs in and turns and holds the ropes open for the young lady. After she is in the ring Rocky walks to the center of the ring. The young woman comes up behind him, reaches around and unties the rope and then removes it. Rocky is now shown wearing red trunks with white trim, matching boots and has his arms taped up halfway to his elbows.
TG: Our next match at Hog Heaven: All Or Nothing is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring weighing in at 6'2 and weighing in at 280 lbs. He's 'The Enforcer' ROCKYYYYYYYYYYY MAAAAAAAAAAAAALIBUUUU!
We hear Reno and Rude booing at ringside as Rocky makes his way to the ring.
LD: Just this past Wednesday, Rocky retired Chris Sinclair from the Canadian Horsemen, so I guess the Horsemen are disbanded!
FB: Which leaves Rocky all along.
LD: Rocky is looking to make a name for him in the singles ranks and he starts tonight in his one on one match with Steve Sensation.
FB: The fans don't seem to like him much...
LD: You know who those guys are, stop it!
Rocky walks by the ringside area and Reno and Rude are continuing to boo at Rocky. Rocky looks at them and just brushes them off. Rocky gets in the ring. Suddenly, 'Days Of Elija' by Twila Paris starts up and Steve Sensation starts his way to the ring.
TG: And his opponment standing at 6'4 and weighing in at 245 lbs. Here is Steve STEEEEVE SENSAAAAAAAAAATIOOOOOOOOOONNN!
LD: Fans, as we saw last week, Steve Sensation went to an epic bout with Doug Gavelon in a non-title match that was well recieved by fans and critics alike; but over the past week this match was added to Hog Heaven as kind of a last minute deal.
FB: Steve wasn't ready for Doug so he I guess... 'hired' them as his trainers. If you ask me, he got the raw end of the deal.
LD: But they were free!
FB: And?
Steve gets in the ring and steps into the corner and starts to say a short prayer, when suddenly Rocky goes for a sneak attack on Steve. The bell rings, and Rocky clotheslines Steve inot the corner and starts hitting Steve's head against the turnbuckles.
LD: This match is already underway, and Rocky wasted no time at all in going to work against Steve Sensation...
Rocky goes for a head bash into the turn buckles, but Steve blocks and slams Rocky's head into the turnbuckles.
FB: When you snooze, you lose.
LD: Steve with a clothesline on Rocky Malibu! Steve was just giving thanks before his match...
FB: Praying for his safety!
LD: Rocky has a slight weight advantage over Steve.
FB: If he'd quit eating those Cheetos, he wouldn't have that problem.
LD: Another clothesline by Steve. You know, you are a wiseass.
FB: Thanks for the compliment.
Steve pulls up Rocky and backs into the ropes and comes back with an attempted clothesline, but Rocky ducks. Steve rurns around and walks into a DDT!
LD: IT'S THE DDT EARLY IN THE MATCH!
FB: Maybe this is the end of the road for Steve afterall...
LD: Rocky with a cover...1.. kickout just before the 2!
FB: I guess not even Easy Steve goes down that quick!
LD: That's the wrong Steve.
Rocky pulls up Steve and goes for the irish whip, Rocky goes for a clothesline, Steve ducks! Steve comes back with a clothesline of his own, but Rocky ducks. Steve comes back, and Rocky ducks in preperation for a back body drop, but Steve does a baseball slide under Rocky, grabs his head and flips Rocky on his back in a type of snapmare move. The fans are confused by this move.
LD: That's an interesting move.
FB: Did he learn that one wrestling against JJ Hart?
LD: Who knows?
Steve hops up to his feet and does a reverse handspring flip onto rocky and starts pounding away at his face with hard punches.
FB: STEVE IS A HOSS-A-FIRE TONIGHT!
LD: I'll say he is. the ref is pulling Steve off of Rocky Malibu, and I don't think Rocky can believe what has just happened.
Steve and the ref are arguing,a nd Rocky gets back up. The ref gets shoved out of Steve's way, and Rocky goes for a spear. Steve tries to catch Rocky, but both men go over the top rope and out to the floor. The fans cheer!
LD: This one is out on the floor!
Rocky is up and he walks ovber to Reno and Rude who are drinking beer. Rocky swipes away Rude's beer and drinks it and spits it at Steve as he gets up, tosses the cup at Steve and slaps him. Rude is mad that Rocky stole his beer and starts cussing at him.
Rude: YOU CAN'T DO THAT! I'M A PAYING CUSTOMER!
Rocky flips off Rude and doesn't realize Steve has a chair.
LD: Things are getting hot on the outside, and...
THWACK!!!
LD: STEVE WITH A CHAIR SMASH ON ROCKY!!!
Rude: THAT SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR STEALING MY BEER YOU CARNIE!
LD: I don't think Rude likes Rocky at all...
FB: I second that motion...
Steve picks up Rocky and does a stun gun on the guard rails. Reno and Rude start pounding away at Rocky, and the ref is outside now trying to get Steve back in the ring.
LD: The ref has totally lost control of this match. If these guys don't want to get disqualified, they need to get back in.
Rocky punches Reno and Rude, and the fans cheer for Rocky as he hears the ref counting... 5...6...7....
LD: What action, folks!
Rocky runs to the ring, but slips on the beer on the floor to laughter....8...9...10...
LD: This is just not Rocky's night to be a singles wrestler...
FB: I'll second that...
Rocky gets up and rolls in the ring to a stomp form Steve. Studdenly, we hear a bike bell ringing and we see JJ at the entrance ramp.
LD: What on earth?
FB: Is this the carnival?
LD: It certainly doen't resemble a wrestling match... JJ is riding to the ring in that stupid bicycle of Willy Franklin's!
JJ is at ringside and Steve executes a Power Slam on Rocky. JJ is ringing the bell on the bike.
JJ: UNCLE STEVE!!!
FB: UNCLE STEVE?!?!?
JJ: DO YOU LIKE MY NEW BIKE?
SS: STEALING IS WRONG!
JJ: BUT I LOOOOOOOOOOVE THE BIKE!
LD: He was trying to hock it earlier!
FB: What a moron.
Rocky is back to his feet, and he runs into Steve with an axehandle and knocks Steve to his knees.
LD: I think Rocky is mad now...
Rocky hops out of the ring and pimp slaps JJ and takes the bike from him.
FB: Damn, everyone's had that bike now...
LD: Dude, that ain't even right...
Rocky picks up the bike and sees Steve back to his feet. rocky jabs the bike at Steve and knocks him to the ground. Rocky tosses the bike into the ring and gets back in. the ref tries to stop Rocky from using the bike, but Rocky whips the ref to the ropes and...
LD: SPINEBUSTER ON THE REFEREE!!!
FB: That move may cosat hm some brownie points...
LD: I'll say...
Rocky picks up the bike and drives it into the leg of Steve. The fans cheer and start chanting 'BREAK HIS LEG! BREAK HIS LEG!'
LD: What a crowd we have here tonight folks...
Rocky drops the bike on the ground and pulls up and signals to the ropes.
LD: I think Rocky is about to go for a Spinebuster on Steve...
FB: This could very well be all over for Steve...
Rocky pulls up Steve and whips him to the ropes and goes for the Spinebuster...
LD: SPINEBUSTER ON STEVE ON THE BIKE!!!
The fans start chanting 'Holy crap! Holy crap!'
LD: I can't believe my eyes! Rocky goes for the cover, but there no ref...
The fans chant...1...2...3!!! Rocky is mad and a ref rushes to the ring and goes for the count...1.. Steve kicks out. Rocky gets mad and grabs the ref.
LD: I can't beleive this... it's his own falut for getting rid of the first ref!
Rocky drops the ref in a DDT! The fans pop for Rocky, and now Steve is up. Rocky walks over to Steve and kicks him in the gut.
LD: This isn't good... blood all over the place...
Suddenly, Rocky goes for a DDT, but Steve picks up Rocky and rams him into the turnbuckles. The fans boo.
LD: Rocky just got NAILED into the corner by Steve, and now Steve lifts up 'The Enforcer' and...
Steve rams Rocky into another corner and drops Rocky into the Oklahoma Slam on the bike. The fans pop and go wild all over the building!
FB: HOLY SMOKES!!!
LD: OKLAHOMA SLAM ON THE BIKE!!!
The fans chant RC-Dub! RC-Dub!' Steve hops up and signals for his finisher. The fans pop and start chanting 'On The Bike! On the Bike!'
LD: Oh my gosh, this may kill Rocky!
FB: This is a good match!
LD: Someone needs to stop this...
Steve lifts up Rocky Malibu and drops him in the Tigerdriver 91 on the bike. The fans pop and keep chanting.
LD: It's all over for Rocky Malibu...
The first ref is back in the ring and tosses the bike out of the ring. Steve signals and someone tosses him a beer?
LD: What the hell is going on here?
Steve stands over Rocky and starts praying as he opens up the beer and pours it all over Rocky Malibu. The fans pop.
LD: This is insult to injury.
Steve crosses Rocky's arms across his chect and pins. The ref counts...1...2..3! The bell rings.
FB: It's over.
LD: This guy may need help...
TG: The winner of this match... Steve SenSAAAAAAAAAAAtion!
LD: This match is over, and now Reno and Rude have worked their way through security...
Steve leaves the ring. JJ takes off with the bike and Reno and Rude are in the ring now. They are circling around Rocky Malibu.
LD: I don't like the looks of this...
Reno pulls up Rocky and holds him for Rude.
Rude: THAT WILL BE THE LAST BEER YOU EVER STEAL!!!
Rude pimp slaps Rocky and gets mad.
Rude: LET'S DO IT!!!
LD: What's going on here?
Reno whips Rocky to the ropes and catches him, and Reno and Rude execute a 3D!!! The fans boo as Rocky is tiwtching on the ground.
Rude: LET'S GO!!!
The Turks leave the ring and the fans boo at Rude for his actions.
LD: What is going on here? Is Rude now all of a sudden in charge of something?
FB: I think he's made a statement here tonight...
LD: But what statement?
The medics help Rocky out of the ring to applause from the fans.
LD: Just a week after disbanding The Horsemen, it looks like Rocky Malibu needs friends more than ever now.
We cut to the back and see JJ walking around with the bike. Suddenly we see him bump into Early Beauchamp. Early gets mad.
EB: You need to watch where you're going...
Early pimp slaps JJ and knocks him out~!
LD: What on earth? Is JJ knocked out?
FB: Nah, he's just napping...
LD: What a nerd...
Steve Sensation is walking in the back after his match with Rocky Malibu. He takes a drink out of a water bottle and spits it on the ground.
SS: Man, I really hate warm water. Where do they.....
From out of nowhere, green mist flies in Steve's face. Steve staggers around, blindly swinging and connecting with just air. The camera pans to where the mist came from to find Mikey, covered in red face paint with Japanese writing. He kicks Steve in the back of the knee, and then one to the back of the head. He picks Steve's arms up and places a boot behind Steve's head and Curb-stomps him on the concrete floor. "The Kingpin" BDC walks up to Steve and shakes his head.
BDC: Son, you run your mouth way to much. Welcome to the RCW.
BDC leans down and picks Steve's limp head up with his hook.
BDC: I don't think you'll be staying long.
LD: Oh my God! Mikey's back from Japan!
FB: And what's that freak doing all painted up?
LD: With BDC in his corner, there is no telling, all I know is that it's time now for not only a first in RCW, but a first in the world of wrestling.
FB: This will be the first match in RCW for superstar, "Drifter" Rhemses
Trekker.
LD: And it's the first ever "trick or treat" match.
FB: Both of these guys are looking for some payback tonight, Lester.
LD: Drifter is looking to get some revenge of sorts on Seth Parker for
his backstage attack. Seth Parker is looking not only to prove he can
overcome Trekker, but also try to "finish the job" so to speak.
FB: Let's go to Trip.
TG: As you can see, the ring has been set up for our next match. Four
bags have been placed on poles above each corner. Three of those bags
are filled with halloween candy. The fourth bag is filled with weapons
of sorts. After either participant grabs that bag, the weapons inside
are legal for use. Winner is by pinfall, submission, or knockout.
"Step Up" by Drowning Pool begins to play as Seth Parker makes his way
to the ring. Seth gets to the ring, reaches up, grabs the top rope and
pulls himself up onto the apron. He then steps right over the top rope
and raises both arms into the air.
TG: First, from Detroit, Michigan. He stands at seven feet tall, and
weighs in tonight at three hundred and thirty six pounds. Ssseeeth Parker.
LD: Seth Parker is such a big man. He's almost a foot taller than Rhemses
Trekker, and outweighs him by almost a hundred pounds.
FB: That just means that Drifter better hope he can get to those weapons
faster. He'll need them.
"For You" by Lars Frederiksen and The Bastards begin to play as "Drifter
Rhemses Trekker quickly jumps out onto the rampway. He stops and begins
to mock headbang and then runs and slides in under the bottom rope. The
referee holds back the two men while Trip finishes his announcing.
TG: From Memphis, Tennessee. His weight, two hundred twenty four pounds,
standing six feet, one inch. "Drifter" Rheeemmmmssseeees Trekker.
Trip Gordon slides out the ring as the match begins. Immediately both men
meet in the middle of the ring and lock up. Seth Parker gains the upper hand
in the collar and elbow tie-up, pushing Trekker down to one knee -- only for
Rhemses to bounce right back up to both feet and pushing Parker down to one
knee. Seth also pulls himself back up to his feet, but instead of being able
to regain control he is met by a lifting knee from Drifter, who then grabs
Parker by the hair and yanks him downwards upon the back of his head. Parker
immediately rolls right back up to his feet and is barely able to duck a wide
swinging clothesline from Trekker. Parker, bent then grabs Drifter around the
waist and runs him into turnbuckle. He reaches up with one hand and grabs
the first bag. It rips, showering both men with candy. Parker gives both
Drifter and the crowd an angry look and takes a step back.
FB: One bag gone, Lester.
LD: That candy sure didn't help Seth Parker's sweet tooth.
FB: Seing all that candy reminds me of a party I went to on Halloween in
2000 and Bob Saget's house. I found myself walking into a bedroom where
Bob and the girl that used to play Kimmie Gibbler were....
LD: Can we return to the ring?
FB: Okay, I'll tell you the story later.
LD: If you have to.
Seth Parker begins to shoulder tackle Rhemses into the corner, bending Trekker
more and more with each gore. Seth then grabs Trekker and throws him down
on the mat where he goes for the pin.
1.
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Kickout by Trekker. Seth pounds the mat with his fist, then both men get to
their feet. Drifter and Parker circle each other, Trekker taking a few moments
to clear his head. Parker points a finger at him and motions for him to bring
it. Drifter runs in, the Motor City man tries for a clothesline, Trekker ducks
but at the same time kicks Seth in the knee. Parker stumbles back a few steps,
Rhemses stands on the other side of him. Drifter then kicks Parker in the back
of the leg taking it out from under him. Seth falls and catches the ringropes
across his chest. Trekker runs in quickly with a reverse bronco buster sending
Parker's chest and neck bouncing off the second ropes.
LD: Drifter finally gaining a little leverage here.
Trekker grabs Parker off the ropes and throws him into the opposite turnbuckle.
He runs over and grabs the bag above Parker's head. Both men grab the bag.
FB: It's a game of "tug o' war" here, Lester, and it could all be for nothing.
The bag rips open as thumbtacks, a hammer, a slapjack, and numerous other weapons
scatter in the ring. Both men jump for weapons, Seth Parker grabs up the slapjack
and Drifter ends up with a pair of brass knuckles. The men begin to circle each other.
This time, Seth runs in first. Drifter sidesteps but both men still collide somewhat,
causing both of them to drop their respective weapon. Parker quickly bounces off
the ropes and lands a forearm into the back of Drifter head sending him falling down
onto some of the scattered thumbtacks. Trekker quickly rolls himself over and tries
to stand, grabbing at both his knees and his chest in pain. Small droplets of blood
begin to drip from Drifter's chest. He quickly rolls out of the ring.
LD: At this point the ring itself can be dangerous for these two, with all the debris
that's spread out there.
FB: Drifter just found that out with those thumbtacks.
The referee makes it to a five count before Drifter rolls back into the ring. Seth
Parker stands alert, now with the chain wrapped around his fist. He runs in and begins
punching Drifter across his jaw with the chain. Trekker falls again, landing in the
other corner. Parker grabs up a handfull of the candy from the first bag and begins to
shove it in the mouth of Trekker, screaming, "how's that taste?". Drifter rolls out of
the ring again, leaving Parker inside holding both arms up as the fans boo him. Parker
turns around, Trekker grabs a leg and pulls him down landing with his back onto the
thumbtacks. Parker quickly rolls over, but figures out that wasn't such a good idea
either. He then rolls out of the ring, learning it's nearly the only safehaven.
FB: Both these men have taken a beating. I don't know if either of them want to get
back into that ring.
Drifter, thinking on his feet, grabs the hammer from the ring, and runs behind Parker
and begins chocking him with the handle. Parker falls to one knee, Drifter then begins
elbowing him in the back of the neck. Trekker then jumps back into the ring. The
referee continues the count.
1.
2.
3.
4.
Parker stands up on the ring apron and slowling climbs back in. Drifter now has
posession of the hammer and has kicked most of the weapons out of the ring. Parker
takes a few moments to recover then goes directly back into an attack. He punches
Rhemses causing him to drop the hammer. Drifter punches back, and it goes back and
forth a few times.
LD: Such intensity by both of these men.
Both men finally step back into opposite corners. Drifter grabs the hammer back
up. Parker rolls the chain back up around his fist. The stare each other down
for a moment and then charge each other. Drifter ducks under Parker's clothesline and bounces
off the ropes and nails Parker in the back of the head with the hammer.
LD: Drifter ducked out of the way.
FB: What a shot to the back of the head, looks like Parker is down for the count.
Drifter throws the hammer down and makes the cover
1.
2..
3...
LD: Drifter has done it, what an awesome match.
FB: Don't know if he would have been able to beat Parker with out the weapons, but a good match none the less.
We cut to the back where we see JJ being taken away by medics on a stretcher.
LD: Is JJ being taken away on a stretcher?
FB: Yep!
LD: From a pimp slap?
FB: Yep!
LD:sighs Oh my gosh...
LD: I understand we have yet another situation backstage. Bettie Lee Rose is on the scene. Bettie?
The scene moves to outside of Doug Gavelon’s locker room where a forklift is pressed up against the room’s door. There is someone pounding on the other side as Doug is frantically trying to find a way to move the forklift.
BLR: Thanks, Lester. Doug, what’s going on?
Doug hops down from the driver’s seat and stares at Bettie with an angry scowl.
DG: What’s going on, Bettie? I’ll tell you what’s going on: someone has moved this forklift to seal up Nate in my locker room. There’s no keys to the thing anywhere around and it can’t be moved without them. Also, since no one seems to have witnessed this, nobody has an idea on how this happened.
BLR: And where were you during this time?
DG: Doing my job: taking pictures and signing autographs for anyone who wanted them when the fans came in. Instead, most of them started pelting me with garbage. So, not only is my cousin stuck in a room but these supposed “upstanding citizens” just nailed me with a bunch of G*dd*mn garbage! Now, if you excuse me, I have to go to work.
Doug turns to the camera.
DG: H, your life just got a whole lot worse. You’d better be ready because I’m about to deliver the a**-kicking of a lifetime.
Doug starts his walk to the ring.
BLR: Lester, Floyd, there’s some really interesting developments happening back here. I’ll keep you guys informed if I find anything out. Back to you at ringside.
The lights turn to gold as a white spotlight shines on the entranceway and Lux Aeterna from "Requiem of a Dream" plays over the p.a. system. The mysterious H makes his way through the curtain, raises his arms in the air, does a split in mid-air and runs down to the ring. He slides in, runs to the far side and does a backwards flip off the middle rope and to the middle of the ring. The fans are cheering the entire time and chanting “H! H! H!”
LD: H has looked almost unstoppable since debuting in RCW several months ago.
FB: Almost is right, Daley. He loses one match and it’s to a friggin’ girl?!?! Like I said before, H lost his man privileges that night.
LD: H defeated Alex Crowe and Karl O’Sullivan to get to this match.
FB: I’m still not impressed.
LD: Oh hush up, Floyd.
The lights go out in the arena and a mysterious voice says,"The future burns brightly for the only...wrestler...that matters." With that, “Cult of Personality” by Living Colour begins playing. Finally, Doug Gavelon comes through the curtain with a very angry look on his face. He holds up his arms above his head and forms an “X” with the metal sign in each hand. He then jogs down to the ring, gets on the apron, bounces on the ropes a few times. He then turns around and does a front flip into the ring as the fans begin to boo him. When he lands, he holds his arms out and throws his head back. After a dramatic pause, he holds his arms back over his head and forms the “X” with the metal sign in each hand.
LD: Doug Gavelon has been the RCW Natural Champion since Hog Heaven 3: On the Border when he won the title from Brock Davids. Since then, he’s defeated Chris Sinclair, Brett Johnson, Alex Crowe, Early and Cletus Beauchamp and Steve Sensation at the most recent Southern Dynamite. Can he add H to that list?
FB: There’s no doubt in my mind, Daley. H will soon learn who’s the real champion here tonight.
TG: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the RCW Natural Championship! Now is the time to rise to your feet and go crazy!
The fans cheer wildly before calming down for the rest of the introductions.
TG: Introducing first, the challenger, from Parts Unknown, weighing 205 pounds, the #1 Contender to the RCW Natural Championship….this…is….H!
The fans cheer and throw streamers into the ring. The referee and the ring crew start clearing them out of the ring as Trip continues.
TG: And his opponent, from Lock Haven, Pennsylvania, weighing 225 pounds, the RCW Natural Champion…. “Burning Hammer” Doug Gavelon!
The fans boo unmercifully and someone even throws toilet paper which hits Doug in the back of the head. Doug turns around and flips the fan off.
LD: The fans are certainly vocal in their support of H, Floyd.
FB: This is totally unfair, Daley. The fans have created a hostile environment and that’s totally unfair to Doug.
LD: If Doug’s a fighting champion then he should have no problem there.
FB: That’s it, Daley. Keep looking for excuses.
The two men come to the center of the ring as the stare down begins. Doug extends his hand to H. H looks to either side before spitting in Doug’s hand which causes the fans to laugh very loudly. Doug smirks a bit as he looks to the fans before nailing H with a hard slap which makes the fans go “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!” H just nods his head as the two men circle each other. They lock up and Doug backs H into the corner. He gives a clean break but H delivers a slap of his own which backs Doug up. The fans chant “You got b*tch slapped!”
LD: H firing back at Doug with a big slap.
FB: This is a disgrace. Doug offers his hand so H spits at him and then slaps him in the face. Where’s the justice in all of this?
LD: You don’t think H was in the right by hitting Doug with that slap?
FB: Hell no, Daley!
LD: You’re such an idiot.
Doug tries for a forearm smash in the corner but H rolls out of the way and hits a spinning back kick to Doug. Doug falls into the corner as H hits another kick to Doug’s midsection which drops him down to the mat in a sitting position. H runs to the far side of the ring before running back and nailing a cannonball splash. Doug gets back up to one knee before H sends him back down with a running knee.
LD: Our first cover of the match! 1…
2…
NO! Doug gets the shoulder up.
FB: There’s no way the champ’s going down to a move like that.
LD: It’s still early yet, Floyd.
Doug finally gets to his feet and H tries for a superkick but Doug catches his foot. H spins through and hits a spinning low kick which takes Doug down. Doug gets back up and H hits a standing tornado DDT.
LD: Cover! 1…
2…
NO! Doug gets the shoulder up again.
Doug gets back up and H goes for a spinning head scissors. He gets a full rotation but Doug gains control and drops him with a modified electric chair drop.
LD: The first cover by Doug! 1…
2…
NO! H kicks out.
FB: H is finally getting a taste of his own medicine.
LD: H has been doing pretty well so far.
FB: It’s early yet, Daley, or have you forgotten that already?
Doug picks H up and backs him against the ropes. He hits a few chops to H’s chest before whipping him off the ropes. Doug is soon caught off guard as H hits a bicycle kick to Doug’s jaw which backs him into a corner again. H charges in and gets caught with a uranage.
LD: Another cover by Doug! 1…
2…
NO! H kicks out!
Doug picks H back up and hits a scoop slam on him. Doug then bounces off the ropes and tries for a rolling leg drop but H moves out of the way. Doug gets back up and gets hit with a dropkick which sends him over the top rope and to the outside as the fans come to their feet.
LD: Looks like the action’s about to spill onto the floor.
FB: Just don’t try hiding behind me again, Daley.
LD: I’ve never hidden behind you.
FB: Well, I don’t want you to start then either!
H waits for Doug to turn back towards the ring before bouncing off the opposite ropes. He leaps over the top rope and tries for a body press but Doug nails him with a vicious clothesline as both men fall to the floor. The fans chant “RCW! RCW! RCW!”
LD: What a move by Doug Gavelon!
FB: Wow!
LD: Great add-in, Floyd.
FB: Shut up.
The ref’s count gets to 5 before Doug rolls back into the ring. H gets to his feet at 7 and rolls back in at 8 to the sound of cheers from the crowd. Doug immediately catches him with a right hand which drops H for a moment. H gets back up when Doug hits a kick to the midsection and follows up with a snap suplex.
LD: Rollover by Doug. Cover! 1…
2…
NO! H kicks out!
FB: I think this is the time when Doug starts taking over the match.
Doug whips H off the ropes and tries for a clothesline. H ducks out of the way, bounces off the ropes and gets a body scissors on Doug before following up with a bulldog. H then hits a standing shooting star press.
FB: Looks like I was wrong.
LD: Cover! 1…
2…
NO! Doug kicks out again!
Doug gets to his feet and catches H off guard with a clothesline which carries both men over the top rope and onto the apron. Doug tries to follow up but H recovers and hits a superkick which sends Doug back. H goes for a hurracanrana still on the apron but Doug catches him, gets a running start and throws H into the guardrail with a vicious release powerbomb. The fans let out a huge “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!” before chanting “RCW!” chant again. Doug jumps down to the floor and hits a running lariat that sends H over the guardrail. Doug then rolls back into the ring and to the opposite side of the ring. He runs to the turnbuckle closest to H, leaps onto the top turnbuckle and hits a dive onto H. The fans chant “Holy Sh*t! Holy Sh*t!”
LD: Springboard plancha into the third row!
FB: Doug is outshining H in every category, especially aerial maneuvers.
LD: That’s one thing where we can agree, Floyd.
FB: That’s not good.
LD: Shut up, Floyd.
Doug hits a few chops to H as they continue to fight in the crowd. Doug then hooks him and hits a suplex that sends H back over the guardrail. Doug climbs back over and kicks H in the head. Doug slides back in the ring at 8. H gets to his feet at 9 and when the ref is about to count 10, H rolls in just before.
LD: That was close.
FB: I’m really glad H didn’t get counted out. I’m not done watching Doug kick his a**.
LD: Why can’t you be impartial?
FB: It’s not in my contract.
LD: Fair enough.
H staggers around the ring before backing into Doug. H then quickly connects with a Pele kick which sends Doug sprawling to the mat. H then climbs to the top turnbuckle and tries for Ravage but Doug moves out of the way. H rolls through and goes for another kick but Doug catches his leg and hits a dragon screw leg whip. Doug holds onto the leg and hits several elbows to the inside of H’s left knee. When he finishes, H grasps at his knee in pain.
LD: Doug has done some damage to that knee.
FB: What he’s done is neutralize H’s offense. That little pr*ck can’t fly through the air if he’s got a bad wheel.
H gets to his feet and tries limping towards Doug but Doug takes the initiative and kicks out H’s bad knee. Doug pulls H towards the ropes before propping H’s left leg on the bottom ropes as the fans start to boo. Doug jumps up and comes down right on H’s knee as H rolls around the ring in pain. H gets on his good knee with his bad one straightened out. It’s an easy target for Doug who kicks it repeatedly before H falls back to the mat.
LD: Doug’s really keying on that bad knee.
FB: Wouldn’t you, Daley?
LD: That’s a good question. Would you?
FB: Did you just seriously ask me that?
LD: You’re right.
Doug hits one more elbow to H’s knee before rolling H onto his stomach, hooking his bad knee with his leg and locking H in a headlock.
LD: STF by Doug Gavelon! This one could be over!
FB: It IS over, Daley. In a few moments, H will tap out and Doug will retain his title.
H yells out in pain as the fans chant “Please Don’t Tap!” He inches his way closer and closer to the ropes. He’s about to reach the ropes when Doug readjusts and pulls him back to the center of the ring. Doug really wrenches in the hold and H cries out in pain. H raises his hand as if he’s about to tap. His hand goes down but doesn’t hit the mat. Instead, he makes a fist and starts inching toward the ropes again as the fans chant “Go! Go! Go!” H gets even closer than before, reaches out and grabs the bottom rope as the fans come to their feet.
LD: H makes it to the ropes!
FB: I can’t believe it! Kill him, Doug! Kill him!
As H limps to his feet, Doug leaps onto the ropes and goes for the BFE. He’s about to connect when H manages to connect with a dropkick which makes Doug fall back head over heals. The fans chant “Holy sh*t!” again as H clutches at his injured knee. H gets to his feet and starts stomping the mat with his bad knee as he lets out an angry scream.
FB: What’s that idiot doing now?
LD: It looks like he’s trying to work out the kinks in his knee.
FB: I hope he shatters it.
Doug gets to his feet and charges but H leaps over him and rolls through with a sunset flip.
LD: Cover! 1…
2…
NO! Doug kicks out!
H gets up and hits a deep arm drag. Doug gets back up and H hits another one. Doug gets back up and H hits a hurracanrana.
LD: Cover! 1…
2…
NO! Doug just won’t stay down.
FB: He’s got too much fight in him to do that.
Doug gets back up and gets immediately hit with an enziguiri that puts him down on one knee. H then connects with a shining wizard.
LD: Another cover! 1…
2…
NO! Doug kicks out again!
H hits a few kicks to Doug’s midsection before going to the top rope. As he does, Doug gets to his knees. H leaps off for a moonsault but Doug catches him and hits a powerslam. He picks H back up, gets him in the torture rack position and drops him on his head.
LD: Burning Hammer! Cover! 1…
2….
3! NO! H got a foot on the bottom rope!
FB: This is bogus! It’s just a huge conspiracy against Doug.
LD: H just got his foot on the ropes!
FB: Conspiracy!
LD: Shut up, Floyd!
As the fans cheer, Doug looks on in shock and disgust. The fans chant “H! H! H!” as Doug grabs H by the head. H pushes off and hits a superkick which sends both men to the canvas.
LD: And both men are down. How can this match possibly end?
FB: It’ll end with Doug’s arm raised in the air.
Both men get up at the same time and Doug gets the advantage. He manages to get H in the torture rack position again and drop him on his head.
LD: Another Burning Hammer by Doug Gavelon!
FB: Hey, a fan just jumped the guardrail!
LD: Wait! That’s not a fan, it’s…it’s…it’s JARVIS! Jarvis is here!
FB: What the hell’s he here for?
LD: He was one of Doug’s trainers and helped him beat the hell out of many people back in World Pro.
Doug, with a big smile, covers H. However, there’s no count.
LD: Jarvis just jumped onto the apron and the referee is occupied with him.
FB: That fat moron. Instead of helping Doug, he’s hindering him with his interference.
LD: If that’s true then Doug really has sunk to a new low.
Jarvis goes over to the corner and unties the top turnbuckle. The referee tries fixing it as Doug gets to his feet and sees what’s going on. Just then, H recovers, hooks Doug from behind and rushes through the referee; knocking him to the canvas.
LD: And now the referee’s hurt.
FB: These refs need to get stronger.
LD: It looks like he just had the wind knocked out of him so he should be fine soon enough.
H and Doug begin trading punches as Jarvis takes off his boot.
LD: Floyd, Jarvis is wearing steel-toed boots! You don’t think-
FB: No, I don’t.
Jarvis tries to toss his boot in the ring but he slips on some of the streamers still lying at ringside and the boot goes flying through the air. H manages to leap into the air, grab the boot and nail Doug in the head which brings the crowd to a cheering roar. Doug falls to the mat in a heap and H throws the boot out of the ring.
LD: H connects with Jarvis’s steel-toed boot!
FB: That moron doesn’t know how to do anything right. He may have just cost Doug the match.
H points to the top rope which causes the crowd to get even louder. H goes to the top rope and hits his corkscrew moonsault which causes the crowd to go nuclear. At this time, the referee has also recovered.
LD: RAVAGE BY H! COVER! 1…
2…
3! NO! H let him up!
FB: Now the b*st*rd’s showboating? Where the hell’s the justice?
LD: This could be a big mistake by H.
A confused mum goes through the crowd. H picks Doug up and gets in a double underhook.
LD: What’s H doing?
FB: I have no idea.
H smiles to the crowd and hits a facebuster.
LD: A…a pedigree? Cover! 1…
2….
3! H WINS! H JUST PINNED DOUG GAVELON! H IS THE NEW RCW NATURAL CHAMPION!
FB: Yeah, well give the assist to Jarvis on that one. What a stupid fat f-
TG: Here is your winner and NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW RCW Natural Champion….H!
“Lux Aeterna” plays as the referee hands H the belt. He holds it over his head as the fans cheer wildly. Then, Jarvis enters the ring shaking his head in disbelief. He then grabs Doug by the hand and picks him up to his feet.
FB: Looks like Jarvis is about to beg for forgiveness.
Jarvis pats Doug on the shoulder and smiles. Suddenly, he hooks Doug around the waist and hits his belly-to-belly suplex.
LD: Jarvisplex on Doug?!?!
FB: Now what’s going on?
The confusion in the crowd grows as Jarvis starts to stomp on Doug. H takes the microphone from Trip and maniacally laughs.
H: I told you that on this night, I would become champion and I’ve done just that. I knew you were weak Doug but I just didn’t realize how weak…or stupid. I fooled you and all of these stupid people.
The fans start to boo as H continues.
H: Hell, when you came here, you were saying all your bullsh*t in German. So, with all of this supposed knowledge that you have, how did you not know that Ravage is French for…
H unties his mask and pulls it off to reveal…
H: …HAVOC!
LD: OH MY GOD! H IS HAVOC! Doug’s old friend and mentor Havoc has just won the RCW Natural Title!
FB: Alright, now I’m really confused.
LD: That wouldn’t be the first time.
Havoc: I once described myself as having the patience of a Sith Lord and in these last several months, I proved it. I used this mask as a way to gain the trust of all of you stupid sons of b*tches in the audience and lull all of the boys in the back into a false sense of security. Then, when I felt the time was right, I called up my old Devastation partner Jarvis and offered him a “generous” cash amount. Then again, he never did like working with you, Doug. At least, he can benefit from being my partner.
Jarvis picks Doug up onto his knees and holds his arms as Havoc gets in Doug’s face. He then reaches out and squeezes Doug’s face together.
Havoc: Then, there’s the story of what happened to Tiffany.
LD: He didn’t! He couldn’t have!
FB: Shut up, Daley. I’m trying to hear this.
Havoc: Well, Doug, you know as well as I do that I’ve always been somewhat of a sore loser.
Havoc lets go of Doug and turns back to the crowd who starts to boo louder and louder.
Havoc: HAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s right! It was me! I’m the one who destroyed Tiffany!
LD: That son of a b-
FB: Watch your mouth, Daley!
LD: Well, this is horrible! How could he do this?
Havoc: I’m sure you’re all wondering why and I’m all but happy to explain. Not only was it so I could steal her winnings from the Hog Wild Match, not only was it to make Doug paranoid as hell, not only was it to turn the fans against my former protégé but it was to prove that Doug can’t and will never be able to truly protect the ones he loves. HAHAHAHA!
The crowd boos even more and starts to throw things into the ring.
Havoc: You remember when I said the beginning is the end is the beginning? Well, here’s the skinny: tonight marks the end of Havoc being a fool, a mark, a nobody. Otherwise, the way my career began. Now, I can begin my new life as the dominant force in RCW and what better way to start than by taking out Doug Gavelon! I’ve been planning this for over a year, Doug. I’ve been planning out my revenge for over a year and now it’s come to fruition. I have finally paid you back for everything that you’ve done to me…but the pain isn’t over for you yet. Oh boys! Time to come out and play!
LD: Now what’s he talking about?
FB: He obviously brought friends.
“Refuse, Resist” by Sepultura plays and out comes a group of men; followed by Chip the Intern who has a smile from ear-to-ear.
LD: These are all the men who fought alongside Doug in that Cage of Death Match back in World Pro.
FB: I don’t think they’ll be fighting alongside him now.
Havoc: Doug, I’m sure you remember Pink Mason, Nick Zildjian and Juvinal from the old places. They certainly remember you…and the way you tried to destroy their careers! It was you who brought them into the Cage of Death just to have them fall and be embarrassed and it was you who wouldn’t allow them to be signed by World Pro afterward. They wandered around aimlessly until I gave them a purpose: revenge. Revenge against you, Doug, and now is the time for them to extract it.
Pink sets up a table on the outside as Havoc and the others stomp at Doug’s now bloodied body.
Havoc: These men aren’t yours anymore, Doug. They’re mine now. They’re my new family; my Family of Extreme. And this FOE is about to put you down…for good! Boys, take out the trash!
LD: Somebody has to stop this!
FB: Nobody’s going to come out because of Doug’s supposed guilt and Nate is still trapped in the locker room.
Nick gets Doug on the apron as Juvinal goes to the top rope. They set up for a spiked piledriver and drive Doug through the table which causes the fans to boo with even more hatred towards Havoc and his followers.
Havoc: HAHAHAHA! It’s over! Doug’s rotten life and career is over! Of course, there’s one man, without whom, this couldn’t be possible. Chip, my man, you’ve done extremely well.
Jarvis hands Chip a large wad of cash which makes Chip even happier.
Havoc: Chip, you’ve served me well. From the fake witness report to trapping Nate in the locker room with your forklift skills, you’ve gone above and beyond what any of these fools in RCW thought you could do.
Chip: Thanks, Havoc, it’s always nice to be appreciated. So, should we show the film now?
LD: What film’s he talking about?
FB: I hope it’s “W.” I heard that was good.
LD: This is serious, Floyd! These men just put Doug through a table!
Havoc: No, Chip, I believe we’ll hold off on that until Southern Dynamite when we hold my grand in-ring celebration. So, all of you peons, watch Southern Dynamite when me, Chip and the Family of Extreme unveil the uncensored video of the night…when we crushed Tiffany’s face in with Jarvis’s boots! Now, all of you have to shut up and bow down to the greatness that is…HAVOC! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
“Lux Aeterna” plays as Havoc and his followers make their exit.
LD: What a rotten piece of trash!
FB: I don’t know, Daley. I’m actually warming up to him now. He actually showed b*lls which is more than I can say about Doug.
We cut to the back where we see Willy Franklin walking around crying.
WF: Oh my!!! I wish you would return my bike to me!!!
The fans pop for Willy.
WF: I've had that bike since I was 9 years old!!!
The fans pop. Willy drops to his knees and starts crying.
WF: Jesus, if you will just give me back my bike, I'll do what you say forever!
Willy is crying and the fans cheer for Willy.
LD: It's sad that this guy lost his bike...
FB: To so many people tonight...
LD: Hush...
Willy looks over and he sees Early Beauchamp standing beside his bike…..Early smiles and begins to push the bike over to Willy
WF: Well golly gosh be darn! THANK YOU JESUS! MY BIKE!!! YAY!!!
The fans pop for Willy and Early as Willy hops on his bike and honks the horn. Early claps as Willy laughs and rides off on his bike to much applause.
FB: Yeah the Tard got his bike back
LD: Shut up, Floyd! Let's go to our main event.
TG: Ladies and gentlemen, it's now time for our MAIN EVENT!
The fans cheer.
TG: The following is an “All or Nothing: I Quit” Match, for the RCW Southern Heritage Championship!
The fans cheer even louder.
TG: The only way to win is to make your opponent say the words “I Quit”. If Jeffrey Hollywood wins, Adam Troy must retire from the wrestling business forever.
The fan boo.
TG: However, if Adam Troy wins, he not only becomes the new Southern Heritage Champion, but Jeffrey Hollywood will NEVER get another shot at that Title! Fans, this truly is ALL OR NOTHING!!!!!
The fans erupt in cheers and clapping.
TG: Introducing first, from Tempe, Arizona... he's the “Natural Born Thriller” Adam Troy!
“I Disappear” by Metallica blares over the speakers as “The Natural Born Thriller” Adam Troy walks out and stands at the top of the entrance ramp wearing a dark gray hoodie, with the hood pulled up over his head. The fans cheer as the music picks up and Adam slowly walks down to the ring, sliding in under the bottom rope. He goes over to the corner, climbs onto the middle rope and throws back his hood as the lyrics kick in. The fans continue to cheer as he takes off his hoodie and stares directly at the entranceway.
TG: And his opponent, from Hollywood, California... he's the RCW Southern Heritage Champion, “The Main Attraction” Jeffrey Hollywood!
The lights dim as “Superstar” by Saliva begins to blare throughout the arena. The fans boo as Jeffrey Hollywood emerges from the entranceway. The Southern Heritage Championship rests over his left shoulder. He grins as he slowly raises the title into the air while turning his head, causing his hair to whip around, giving him that almost “rock star” appearance. The fans continue to boo as he walks down the ramp while draping the belt back over his shoulder.
LD: Can you feel the tension in the air Floyd? Seven months ago Jeffrey Hollywood attacked Adam Troy, which left him in a coma for over five months. Now Troy is back and he wants revenge.
FB: Jeffrey Hollywood will finish what he started back in March because Troy's career comes to an end tonight.
Adam doesn't wait for Jeffrey to get to the ring, he slides out, runs up the ramp and attacks Hollywood.
LD: HERE WE GO FANS!
FB: Let the fun begin!
The bell rings and Hollywood drops the belt as he exchanges rights and lefts with Adam in the isle way. Finally Adam grabs Hollywood by the head and slams him forehead first into the guardrail. As Jeffrey falls to the ground, Adam stomps away at him. The crowd cheers and claps as Adam let's out a yell of adrenaline as he backs away.
LD: Adam is on fire here, you can almost see the emotion just pouring out of him.
FB: Hollywood is just allowing Troy to fall into a false sense of security.
Just as Adam turns around, he gets blasted in the face with the Southern Heritage Title.
FB: TOLD YA!
LD: While Adam had his back turned, Hollywood was able to grab his belt and he just smashed it across the face of the “Natural Born Thriller”.
Hollywood tosses the belt to ringside as he pulls Adam up and throws him into the side of the ring. Jeffrey rams a knee into his midsection and rolls Troy into the ring. Hollywood then looks under the ring and grabs two steel chairs and slides them into the ring also.
LD: The Champ isn't wasting any time in grabbing some weapons.
FB: Smart move, you're not going to win this match with an arm drag Daley. You're going to have to beat your opponent to a bloody pulp to get them to Quit.
Hollywood slides in and kneels over Adam, slamming fist after fist into the side of his head. Hollywood gets up and slides back out of the ring, where he looks under the ring again and pulls out four more chairs, which he slides into the ring.
LD: Hollywood is cooking something up here.
FB: I've got a feeling it's going to be good.
As Adam tries to recover for the title belt shot, Jeffrey unfolds two chairs and sets them up so their seats are touch each other. He then takes the other four and does the same so now there are two rows of three chairs lined up next to each other. Hollywood grabs Troy and lays him across the six chairs and goes over to the corner.
FB: Hollywood going up top, this could be the beginning of the end for Adam's career.
LD: Jeffrey's on the top rope but Adam is up!
Troy springs to life and rushes over to the corner, climbs up and starts exchanging punches with Hollywood on the top rope. Troy jumps and delivers a hurricanrana off the top, sending Hollywood crashing down onto the chairs. The crowd erupts in cheers at seeing Hollywood make impact with the steel.
FB: NOOOO!!!!
LD: Adam Troy turned that one around on the Champion.
Hollywood lays on the pile of bent steel, holding his back in pain as Troy pulls him to his feet. Adam ducks behind, hooks his arms and slams Hollywood back onto the chairs with a Tiger suplex. The fans cheer as Adam motions for Butch to ask Hollywood if he quits. Fitzpatrick kneels down with the microphone.
Butch: Do you quit Hollywood?
Hollywood: NO!
Hollywood rolls over, holding the back of his neck as Butch gets up and backs away. Adam kicks Jeffrey in the midsection and grabs a chair, which he repeatedly slams against Hollywood's back. As the Champ writhes in pain, Adam again motions for Butch to ask.
Butch: Jeffrey Hollywood, what do you say?
Hollywood: HELL NO!
With that Adam runs and kicks Hollywood hard in the ribs, causing him to roll out of the ring. The fans cheer for Adam, who kicks some of the chairs out to ringside also. As Hollywood starts to slowly get to his feet, Troy steps out onto the apron. Hollywood quickly kicks the back of his knee and Adam falls backwards, straight onto the arena floor. The fans boo as Adam holds his back in pain.
FB: Time for Hollywood to take control again.
LD: That was a nasty fall for Adam, he hit hard on the floor.
Hollywood turns and grabs a crutch from one of the fans at ringside. As Adam uses the side of the ring to pull himself up, Hollywood breaks the crutch across his back. Troy falls to the ground, holding his back as Hollywood takes the broken half of the crutch in his hand and presses it against Adam's throat.
FB: There ya go, choke him into quiting!
LD: Hollywood is trying to choke the life out of Adam here, and now he's yelling at Butch to come ask Adam if he quits.
Butch slides out of the ring with the microphone as Adam gasps for air. Hollywood continues to push harder against Adam's throat, cutting off his air supply.
Butch: Adam, do you quit?
He gasps.
Adam: .... N..... NOOO!!!!
Hollywood tosses the broken crutch aside and just stomps once on Adam's face. Jeffrey picks up one of the bent up chairs and drops it down near Adam. He pulls Troy to his feet and delivers a snap suplex onto the chair, as Adam lays on the bent steel in pain, Hollywood follows up with a standing moonsault which crushes the chair under Troy's back. Hollywood motions for Butch to put the microphone in Adam's face.
Adam: NO! OH GOD!!!! NO!!!
Adam rolls on the ground in pain, as Hollywood kicks the chair away. Jeffrey slides back into the ring and tries to unbend one of the remaining chairs in the ring. Adam rolls over and looks under the ring, while still holding his back.
LD: Adam looking for something.
FB: If he's smart, he should just quit now... save himself even more pain and injuries.
LD: Troy can't just quit, his entire career is on the line here.
FB: His career is pathetic anyways so he won't miss out on much.
Adam pulls a kendo stick out from under the ring, and as Hollywood steps through the ropes with a chair in hand, Adam cracks him right in the face. The fans erupts in cheers at hearing the impact as Hollywood falls to the ground, dropping the chair. Hollywood holds his head as he rolls back to his feet, until to get nailed once again by the kendo stick. Jeffrey drops to one knee and Adam flicks him off as he swings and cracks him for a third time right in the face.
LD: Adam just broke that kendo stick across Hollywood's face!
FB: The Champ is bleeding, this isn't good!
Adam again screams out with adrenaline and rage as he holds the broken kendo stick high in the air, the fans shouting right along with him. Hollywood lays on the ground, blood dripping down his face as Adam drops the kendo stick and goes over to the ring steps. He grabs them and carries them back over to where Hollywood lays.
LD: Adam Troy has those steel ring steps, Jeffrey Hollywood could be in trouble here.
FB: He'll turn things around again, he always does!
Adam drops the steps and pulls Hollywood to his feet, dragging him up the stairs. He lifts Hollywood up and drives him head first onto the steps with a devastating cross-arm piledriver. Jeffrey crumbles to the ground, grabbing his head as the blood starts to flow more. Adam tells Butch to ask him.
Butch: Hollywood, do you quit?
Hollywood: Get out of my face!
Hollywood shoves Butch backwards as he tries to recover. Adam picks up a chair as Hollywood leans against the steps. Troy swings but Jeffrey is able to roll out of the way at the last second. The chair slams into the steps and makes a loud crack that echoes throughout the building. The force of the impact causes Adam to drop the chair as Hollywood rolls to his feet.
FB: Come on Champ.
LD: Blood is looking to be flowing down his face a lot more now.
Hollywood wipes the blood from his eyes as he kicks Adam right between the legs. Troy doubles over in pain as Hollywood grabs him and hits a corkscrew neckbreaker. As Adam holds his neck, Hollywood pulls up the protective matting at ringside, revealing the cold, hard concrete floor.
FB: Here we go!
LD: Now what?
Hollywood climbs onto the apron and looks back, waiting for Adam to get up. As Troy gets to his feet, Hollywood jumps, uses the ring ropes to springboard off with a back flipping, catching Adam on the way down with a reverse DDT onto the exposed concrete. Adam's head makes a sickening thud as it cracks against the ground. Hollywood leans against the guardrail, trying to regain himself as the blood continues to flow down his face.
FB: Adam can't take much more, it's not gonna be long now before we hear him scream and beg for mercy.
LD: It looks like Hollywood has seen better days too though.
FB: Who's standing right now?
LD: Hollywood, but just barely.
Adam continues to lay on the ground, holding the back of his head as Hollywood goes over and falls to his knees next to the ring. He lifts up the apron and looks under the ring, where he pulls out a barbwire wrapped chair. The fans boo as he starts yelling for Troy to get up.
FB: This is it Daley, seven months ago Hollywood took Troy out with a chair shot, and this time the chair is wrapped in barbwire!
LD: Kids look away, this won't be pretty!
Adam slowly pulls himself up and as he turns around to face Jeffrey, he gets cracked right in the face with the barbwire chair! The fans all boo as Hollywood tosses the chair into the ring and grins as he sees Adam fall to the ground. Jeffrey bends down, grabs Adam and lifts him up. He rolls him back into the ring and slides in.
LD: I'm concerned for Adam's health, he was in a coma for over five months... he can't take shots like that to the head.
FB: This is what he wanted, so he only has himself to blame if something like that happens again.
Hollywood pulls Troy up and places him in the tree of woe in the corner. As Adam hangs upside down in the turnbuckle, unable to free his feet, Hollywood rests the barbwire wrapped chair against his face. He quickly goes to the opposite corner, runs across the ring, jumps and appears to almost freeze in mid air, before drop kicking the chair right into Troy's face.
FB: HANG-TIME DROP KICK!
LD: MY GOD! That has to be enough!
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ollywood motions to Butch.
Butch: Do you quit Adam?
Adam: ....... no................
Hollywood can't believe his ears as he shakes his head in frustration. He starts arguing with Butch to just end the match before he seriously injuries Adam. This gives the Natural Born Thriller time to pulls himself back to his feet in the corner. Hollywood turns around and Adam connects with a stiff superkick, the crowd roars at seeing the impact.
LD: Desperation move, Troy able to connect with the Thrilling Tribute!
FB: HOW? That came out of nowhere!
Adam falls back into the corner as Hollywood lays on the mat, both men's faces are crimson masks as the blood drips down and stains the mat. The fans start clapping, trying to motivate Adam into finishing the match. Troy finally gets the strength to move and he picks Hollywood up. He signals for the end as he lifts Jeffrey up for the “Thrill-Seeker” but somehow Hollywood is able to get out of the move and drop behind him. Jeffrey lifts Troy up for a back drop suplex then just drives him forward, face first onto the barbwire chair with a sit-down reverse powerbomb.
FB: HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT!!!!!
LD: ONTO THE BARBWIRE CHAIR!!!!!
The fans boo as Hollywood falls to the ground and leans against the turnbuckle, while Adam lays face down on the barbwire, blood now flowing from his head too. Hollywood yells for Butch to ask but before he can even get there, Adam slowly shakes his head no, which causes the fans to erupt in cheers.
FB: COME ON!!!
LD: I don't believe it, even after that Adam refusing to quit!!!!
Hollywood gets up and goes over to Adam, who has barely moved. He reaches down, grabs his arms and lifts him up off the ground. Hollywood places his boot against the back of Adam's head and screams “IT'S OVER!”.
FB: CURBSTOMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LD: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hollywood stomps Adam's face back down onto the barbwire chair, but he doesn't stop there. He does it again and again, repeatedly driving Adam's face into the barbwire, each time his face getting sliced more and more. Finally Hollywood delivers one last vicious curbstomp and lets go of his arms. The fans are silent, shocked at what they just witnessed. Hollywood drops to his knees and motions for Butch to come over. He grabs the microphone out of his hands and lifts Troy's head up, which is now just a pool of blood.
Hollywood: Come on Adam, say it!
Hollywood shoves the microphone into Adam's face.
Adam:......................
Hollywood: SAY IT D*MN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adam: ............. F*CK OFF!
FB: WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LD: SORRY FANS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hollywood can't believe it, Adam refuses to quit as the fans start cheering.
Fans: Adam Troy! Adam Troy! Adam Troy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hollywood rolls Adam over and kneels over him, he lifts his head and starts pounding the microphone into his face. The fans boo loudly as Jeffrey continues to slam the microphone into his forehead. Finally Hollywood stops and bends down, getting almost nose to nose with Adam. He yells into the microphone...
Hollywood: QUIT!!!!!!!!! SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! END THIS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!!! SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Adam doesn't say anything, he just spits blood right into Hollywood's face. The fans erupt in cheers as Hollywood smacks him on last time with the microphone before getting up.
LD: Adam refuses to quit!
FB: This is just foolish! Why doesn't he just say “I Quit”?
LD: Because if he does, his career is over forever.
Hollywood wipes the blood from his own face and looks down at Troy, who is covered in blood and trying to get back to his feet. Jeffrey slides back out to ringside and again looks under the ring. A sick grin forms on his face as he pulls out a metal baseball bat. He holds it up as he stands at ringside, grinning sadistically.
FB: End his career, force him to quit Champ!
LD: Where do all these weapons come from Floyd?
FB: If you don't know Daley, I'm not gonna tell ya.
Hollywood slides back into the ring and points the bat right at Adam, who somehow manages to pulls himself up. As he turns around Hollywood swings and cracks him right in the front of his left knee. The sound made by the impact is truly sickening as Adam screams out in pain while falling to the mat. Hollywood points the bat at him, asking if he quits and Adam still shakes his head no.
LD: Can't someone else end this? Adam has too much pride to end his own career by saying he quits.
FB: Well then it looks like Hollywood is going to swing for another home run.
Hollywood swings again but Adam rolls out of the way and falls out of the ring. Hollywood drops the bat and slides out after him. Hollywood continues to grin as he goes over and grabs the ring steps. Adam tries to defend himself but with the amount of blood he's lost already, he has barely any strength.
LD: Come on Hollywood, don't go this far!
FB: Adam could end it right now, he just has to say “I Quit”.
Hollywood doesn't give Adam a chance to quit before dropping the ring steps onto his knee. Some fans boo but most fall silent as Adam's screams of pain ring out through the crowd. Hollywood grabs his leg and locks in a reverse/inverted figure-4. Troy continues to scream in pain as several fans are now looking away and trying to shield their children's eyes and ears from what is taking place.
LD: This is too far d*man it! Fans are crying right now, Adam's knee is probably shattered right now.
FB: Daley, Adam knew what he was getting himself into and he could have ended this before it got this far.
Butch quickly rushes over with the microphone.
Butch: Adam Troy..... do you quit?
Adam: ......................................... yes, I QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LD: FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FB: JEFFREY HOLLYWOOD IS STILL CHAMP AND ADAM TROY'S CAREER IS OVER!!!!!
Butch and other security get Hollywood to release the hold as medical staff immediately rush out to Troy's aid. Jeffrey rolls back into the ring and grabs his title as the fans boo.
TG: Here is your winner... and STILL Southern Heritage Champion, JEFFREY HOLLYWOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Superstar” blares as Hollywood holds the belt up, while blood pours down his face. He places the belt over his shoulder and looks out at Adam, a sick grin forms on his face as the fans continue to boo him. Hollywood leaves the ring and walks backwards up the ramp, stilling grinning. He stops at the top of the ramp and again holds up the Southern Heritage Championship , the fans boo loudly.
