| Locations | |||
| Game | Winner | Loser | Phrase |
| 1 | cardinalsfan! | leftfield | Sent down to the minors |
| 2 | M Y T H | MadHungo | Traded to the Scrubs |
| 3 | cardinalspimp | Swampturkey | (none) |
| 4 | nuke187 | Kodiak | Toad Suck, Arkansas |
| 5 | Nighthawk | costrike | Somewhere between Intercourse and Blue Balls, PA |
| 6 | RedBirdBrain | Amberelise, eds | Crapo, MD |
| 7 | jligon | nuke187 | Extended spring training |
| 8 | Pierre | tippy | (none) |
| 9 | SMSCardFan | M Y T H | Banished to the AL |
| 10 | Swampturkey | Cards03 | Turkey, TX |
| 11 | Crystal Dragon | Pappytoo | The Great State of Confusion |
| 12 | Cardinal70 | tippy | President, Bud Selig's fan club |
| 13 | morrisfan4life | indycardfan, Swampturkey | (none) |
| 14 | roebirds | Bucky Red Nole | Louisville Bats Clubhouse |
| 15 | Kodiak | Swampturkey | Conception Junction, Missouri |
| 16 | Card Fan in SWIN | roebirds | Washington, Indiana |
| 17 | SkinnyPimp | nuke187 | Traded to the Japanese League for a plate of sushi |
| 18 | cardinalsfan! | FrozenRope16 | Single A Peoria |
| 19 | Nighthawk | MxPxDunn44 | A cocktail party in the NL Central basement |
| 20 | Gagliano | tippy | The bench for the Lancaster Jethawks (19-45) |
| 21 | BigMotDaddy66 | Cards03 | Under the Green Monster at Fenway Park |
| 22 | bschulte | WheelingEagle | Dogpatch, Arkansas |
| 23 | Gagliano | Amberelise | The Cincinnati Mighty Ducks |
| 24 | Pappytoo | Cards03 | (none) |
| 25 | STL FANATIC | cardinalsfan! | Walking to Asia |
| 26 | MadHungo | bigdog6161 | Iowa Cubs |
| 27 | STL FANATIC | Amberelise | (none) |
| AS | Nighthawk | costrike | Giving Bud Selig a sponge bath |
| 28 | metsrone426 | brianpnoonan | (none) |
| 29 | cableguy-72, prongs44 | morrisfan4life | (none) |
| 30 | Nighthawk | MadHungo | (none) |
| 31 | fightinghuskie | M Y T H | (none) |
| 32 | Amberelise | brianpnoonan | Playing All-Star Baseball 2003 as the Cubs |
| 33 | Amberelise | Swampturkey | Swamps of Misery (aka Cubbie Clubhouse) |
| 34 | MadHungo | prongs44 | Princeton Devil Rays |
| 35 | Bucky Red Nole | cardinalsfan_22 | Selling "Pete Rose Rules!" shirts in the Queen City |
| 36 | Gomez | cardinalsfan_22 | (none) |
| 37 | costrike | leftfield | ESPN's Bristol University for a bit of YNOT 101 |
| 38 | costrike | Bucky Red Nole | The jail cell in Veterans Stadium |
| 39 | brian rodgers | Kodiak | (none) |
| 40 | jason farmer | cardinalsfan_22 | Bud Selig's house |
| 41 | Gagliano | BrotherBri | Embarrass, MN |
| 42 | Card Fan in SWIN | costrike | Wrigley Field |
| 43 | SportsFreak | ipitch20 | Baseball heaven |
| 44 | SMSCardFan | MxPxDunn44 | On the bench for the Boise Hawks |
| 45 | pappy | Nighthawk | (none) |
| 46 | leftfield | fightinghuskie | Jupiter |
| 47 | leftfield | Kodiak | Sitting in the Rockpile, cheering for the Cards |
| 48 | KiwiHab | ipitch20 | Buying drinks for all Card fans @ Fanhome to celebrate the upcoming division title |
| 49 | Kodiak | Pancho | Busch Stadium, rooting for the Birds |
| 50 | Gagliano | Cardinal70 | Practicing YNOT for 2003 |
| 51 | Tulcard | old style | Bank One Ballpark |