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| Look at this poor bog, it was found at 1:30pm on thursday 15th Nov. After an in-depth investigation it was found that the bog had committed suicide, but this was no ordinary suicide have a look at the suicide note left by Mr Bog. |
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| dear friends (I mean by friends those who don't leave smelly turds in the bog) Life had become too much for me to bear. I mean who in the world could take endless floaters that would make flies sick. I'm really sorry to those who are gonna miss me but please you will get over the grief in time. It was the only way i could see to end the constant torment. It has been terrible in the Groves house over the past 2 weeks, my system hasn't known anything like this before....i just had to end it. The person that took me over the edge was a man by the name of Uncle Dave. He left the biggest, smelliest turd ever. Hope to see all my fellow bogs in Bathroom heaven Peace! |
| That was the note left by Mr Bog. It's very upsetting. He committed suicide by putting a fragrence candle on himself and leaving it. It could have caused serious damage to the rest of the house, the only thing that stopped this was the heroics of Nathanael and Ben Groves. Ben found Mr Bog burning and Nathanael ran upstairs into the smoke filled room which also had water coming out all over the place and he after a few attempts put the blaze out. Ben got help and turned the water and electricity off. |
| As you saw Uncle Dave was the one that tipped Mr Bog over the edge but he has gone missing. he is wanted for questioning. Be very careful if you see him, approach with caution because he has a very active bottom. Here is a photo just as he was running off. |
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