| THE UNCLE DAVE PAGE |
| This is the page i know you've all been waiting for. |
| You have to love this man, he's funny, weird,strange and butch all at the same time |
| PROFILE - |
| Name - David Newman |
| Location - somewhere down south,he's a southernor |
| Special abilities - Staying on the pan crack. Getting drunk on 2 pints of booze. Making aweful mixtures of food that he will actually eat e.g pasta and gravy in same bowl. Farting,,corr if you ever hear him let one go. he does usualy leave the room when doing them but shoves his butt against the door to make them sound better. oh and can he make them last,,bum frumps,,gwallops,squelches pups,,double barreled gwallops,,you name them he can do them.just pray that he never learns to do suck ups. |
| He is also a master of martial arts. He has created many forms of self defence which are extremely deadly. The forms i know of are - Nance fu , Spaz fu , camp fu. there are others but i can't remember what he calls them. |
| He is also quite a funny man |
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| PHOTOS - |
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