| They say that smoking is bad for your health. They need to revise that warning. It should now state that smoking is bad for your health and for your butt. I'm a smoker, but I live with my sister, who isn't. Out of courtesy I smoke outside. One fine winter morning I was heading down the inside steps (which were wonderfully free of ice) in order to have my morning smoke, when my feet decided that there was a quicker way to descend the steps. They went out from under me, depositing me on my butt, and allowing me to slide the rest of the way down in that position. Well, needless to say my butt wasn't too thrilled about this ride, being unaccustomed to such use. However, due to the momentum there was nothing that myself or my butt could do about the situation. Not until we'd stopped sliding anyhow. I suppose my butt must have blamed me for the situation at hand, desptite the fact that the blame obviously lay with my feet. Whatever the case, whether my butt truly blamed me for the ride, or if it was just lashing out blindly in anger, I wouldn't hear the end of it for a month or so. One thing I was seriously considering while awaiting forgiveness from my butt for the unexpected slide, was having my tailbone amputated. |
