Jobs

           Poor Joe... his deadbeat "pa" (I can only assume because we've never seen him or Joe's mother) wants him to be a docter, but the poor dear faints at the sight of blood! (wuss) We all know him as the digidestined dandy, who is STILL studying to be a docter. Tisk, tisk, tisk. We need to consider Joe's feelings people! (well not really but...) so here's a list of jobs for Joe!

JOB 1: Burger filp
Joe could flip burgers! It's not too hard... you just... you just filp it. But the cold truth is that this job would never work for Joe. The concept of "buger flipping" went out in the fiftys and the hot grease would really give him a case of the willies. Oh well.
Cheese burger Cheese burger Cheese burger!!!

JOB 2: Check out Girl.
Well this one is a total flop. First of all, despite some pretty hard evidence, Joe isn't a female and the whole barcode thing really has him shaking. The finale verdict: Sorry Joe.
Damn self check-out.

JOB 3: Truck Driver
*sigh* Imagine if you will... Joe behind the wheel of an eighteen wheeler. Not pretty is it? Just look at all the bloody corpes. Now while our good friend mister Kido could probably stay awake 24/7, I just don't want to be one of those corpes, much less look at them... unless I have pointy stick. Well darn.
10-4 Good Buddy!

JOB 4: Acter
He's got the look- -well... he's got the hair.   But he just would never make it to Hollywood. Maybe he could be in E.R. Oh yeah, that kind of defeats the whole non-doctor job. Geez, this guy just can't win. Maybe he can play on a soap opra. But then agian most of those are about handsome and married doctors and Joe shares niether of those qualities. Besides if Joe did land a job as a soap opra acter, it would most likely be on a show about flying japenesse sand tigers.
That's Showbiz.

JOB 5: Nobody
Joe could be a nobody. Screw all those years in medical school! The sofa is where he wants to be! Then agian his older brother is a doctor is Africa, which would make Joe look like too much of a nobody.
Damn sucessful sibling!

FINAL: DOCTR!!!
I tried... Joe is good at nothing, I repeat nothing at all besides being a medic. I've had it up to here with his pitifulness! Blood nothing, its time for Mr. Kido to bite the bullet! If he can sit though one of Gomamon's jokes without going insane, he can live though a job with lots of blood and a huge, fat paycheck.
Calling Doctor Kido, come in Doctor Kido!

AMEN!

::Added by Ikkakuchan::

Mimi: Dammit, Joe! You need to get a job! We have to feed me, you, Yolei, Ken, Gomamon, Palmon, Hawkmon, Wormmon, and all of those little baby Palmons that look like Koushiro!

Joe: Yes, Mimi...

So what should Joe do? Lets ask the other house guests.

Mimi: I think Joe should be a stripper. He'll make losts of money and only work nights so we can spend all day together.

Yolei: But then women would be pawing all over him.

Ken: (under his breath) Welcome to my world.

Yolei: What!?!

Ken: Er, I said, what do you think he sould do, sweetems?

Yolei: I think Joe should start a business as a professional organizer. You know how he's always b###hing about us not keeping the house clean enough? Well, people could hire him to b###h like that to companies.

Mimi: No, no no! Then he'd think we should do it his way at home. And I want him with me during the day! What do you think, Ken?

Ken: I think he should get paid to let companies do medical testing on him. I don't like it when they test on animals.

Yolei: Me neither.

Mimi: Yeah, that's horrible!

Ken: Exactly. See, this way, the tests could be ran on Joe. He might hurt for a while, but then he'd feel better, and we'd get lots of money. It's economical and enviramental.

Mimi: And he could stay at home.

Yolei: Ken, you're wonderful!

Ken: I know. I'm a great idea man. People like me just need others to follow our orders.


* Got a Job for Joe? Drop a line at the message board/Raye's House of Glass.