*reading*  Youuuuuuuuuuuu bitch!
Yama, It was fate.
Youuuuuuuuuuuu bitch!
Oh come off it.
Wait... why am I not blinking?
Well I can't blink so I disabled your blinking.  Its only fair.
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BITCH!!!
You got me.
Why in the hell did you paint my ass?
It was fate I tell you!  I was playing around with paint and I decided to try something and.. TA-DAH!
You could have at least done a better job.  If anyone is going to paint my booty they better do it good.
I was working with Microsoft Paint, jeez.  Oh, Jun is a great artist when she need be, want me to- -
Nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono!
Then stop your yammering.   People are waiting to see you ass. Hehehehehehe
What's so funny?
I painted Yamatos ass....Hehehehehe
I know.
Now I basically know all there is to know about you... Hehehehehehehe
Yes I know.
Now I can look into your soul..... Bwahahahahahahahahaha!
*pissed* STOP THAT.
Opps!  No time for chit-chat here come the fangirls!
NO!  Keep them away, I'll do anything!
Anything?
Yes, I'll even let you paint my ass, ANYTHING!... Wait..
*snicker*
YEEPS!  Hide me!
YAMATO BOOTY AT LAST!
Whipped up by Raye Tajiri
Im here!
And so am I!
That's it!?!
What in the hell is Sora doing here?
I put that very same question to you!
I told you two to spread the word what happened?
What?  And not be the first to bid on the art?
What?  And not have him all to myself?
You two are useless!  Some grand premier this is.
I won't tolerate this!  This is horrible!  Thousands upon thousands of beautiful women where suppose to be here and swoon and glomp me.  And what do I have?  Some red-headed slut and my boyfriend. 
I love you two sweetums!
Sorry Yamato I just can't delay the premier any longer.  Taichi your ticket sir.
*Hands her his ticker*  *stands in one-man line*
What about me?
I never gave you one.
Why the hell not?
Because I don't like you period. 
YEAH!
You'll see!  One day I'll marry you Yamato Ishida then you'll see!  YOU'LL ALL SEE!  *exits*
Me marry her?  Pfft.  Whats wrong Raye?
*lone tear drop*
....blast you toei...
Okay it's time Yamato!  Ready? 
NO!
Yes he is go, GO!
Okay!
YEEPS!  NO!
PAUSE!  Lets stop the story for a sec.  Once again, when I say "Yama Booty" I. MEAN. IT!  So if you wish to get some click "GO!"  If your to young for this sort of thing click "Follow Sora."  Thanks!
GO!
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