Evil_Furby

One day there were two very cool chicas, Lauren and Jessie, walking to get some food when the guy from jackass runs over to them and says can I lick you? Lauren runs away screaming EEWIES!!! And Jessica just stands there and looks into the camera and realizes she's on MTV and goes sure!! But then she says to herself *what am I doing!!* �Lauren...get ova here we're on the air!!� Lauren realizes that Jessica is about to make a fool of herself on live television and sprints back, knocking the camera guy over. Then the licking guy hijacks the camera and chases them and makes a chase scene!! And the camera guy is knocked out on the floor...uh oh... The two girls freak out and start screaming, "Help please!!!" but the passer-bys just think they are acting!!! Panicked, they scream louder when suddenly they come to a halt because they see Johnny Knoxville standing rite in front of them!! They hid behind him thinking he will protect him from the mad man and then the jackass guy goes over to Johnny and says "Heeeey man!!" and the two guys strike up a conversation, forgetting the two girls. Relieved, they continue on the way to Subway when they hear a scream. They look over and see a women screaming, "Aaaah!!! This man is trying to rape me!!! Call the police!!!!...Get him off me!!!!� and the girls look at each other and run over to the screaming voice coming from behind a building. But when they get there it�s not a woman but a giant evil furby bent on destroying the world!! They look up at it and the furby screams in an evil voice..."ME HUNGRY! AAAAHHH!..." the girls panic and run but the furby spots them and says �WAAAAAY LOOOO!!!� and stomps toward them. The girls start to run but the evil furby shoots at them with his laser eyes!!! The girls run for cover behind a dumpster waiting for it to go away when it spots them. The girls say, �Where have you come from evil beast!!!� and the furby replies "I have been sent by Osama to kill you all!!!" just then, Mike walks in. Meanwhile, the quick thinking men from 3 towns over devise a plan to take out the Taliban furby...they will come from 3 sides wit a 100 men from each and climb on its back poking, kicking, anything possible until they get to the prized batteries (made in china). So, the girls see a herd of men running with spears, guns and�forks to the evil furby screaming like madmen. Jessica and Lauren see them coming and dun da dun! Harry Potter to the rescue!!!! Mike sees Harry and walks over, "Hey Harry, long time no see,� he replies with a wink. The girls give each other strange looks and shrug it off. Jessica whispers to Lauren "what's wit the nerdy glasses?" Lauren laughs and then Jessica gets hit on the back of the head with a hand and spins around to see all the men being eaten by the evil furby, while mike and Harry join the fight from the air wit Harry's broom stick. Jessica cries out, �EEEWWWIIEESS!� as the hand plops to the ground. As this is happening mike asks, "Yo Harry! You wouldn�t happen to b friends with Winnie the pooh, would u?� Harry answered, �We met once at a birthdayparty but I�m not really FRIENDS with him.� Mike replied, �Oh well any1 else? How bout Moby Dick? Or better yet, the cowardly lion? God damn it Harry do u have any friends?!!!?� Harry gave him a puzzled look, �Uh�no?� Then Lauren cried out frustrated, �KILL THE DAMN FURBY!!!� Then Harry contacts his 1 and only friend, Ron. When he arrives, Ron goes up to the furby and says, �I'm going to go medieval on your ass!! Bring it on sucka!! Bring it- ow my arm! Harry do something!� Harry tries to cast a spell on Ron and poof Ron disappears. �Damn it that one never did work rite,� Harry replied. Out of anger, Harry throws his wand and slips off the broom, plummeting to a most unfortunate death. This leaves mike alone on the broom flying around in the air with a furby below, foaming at the mouth. �Oh no mike not too close!� The girls cry out, but he swoops down and picks them up. Then, Mikes eye catches a label that says do not exceed 350pounds. �Hey Lauren, Jess, how much u 2 weigh?� Mike asks. �Umm...� The girls reply. The broom wobbles and breaks in two!! The three teens fall down to the ground; luckily they were pretty close to it. They all get up, mike asks, �Are you okay?� The girls nod and then Lauren replies, �OH NO!!! I broke a NAIL!!! AHHH!!!� �Oh my God it'll b ok!� Jess answers as she comes to the rescue. �So fix it,� mike says, �just glad he furby didn�t eat you.� Lauren yells out sniffling, �YOU CANT DUMBASS!!!� and breaks out in tears. �Well sooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrryyyyy,� Mike answers. Jessica says, �It'll be ok it happened to me once. Someone help us!!!!!!! She needs a manicure!!!!!! Please!!!!!! She needs help!!� �I got a cucumber!!!!� Mike yells out. �Yeah...Well I got a laser gun...lol...actually, I have a nail file!!! I can't use it on the furby though, here Lauren, u need it more.� �Good idea!�Mike grabs the nail file out of Jessica�s hand and says �HAHAHA!!� He runs over to the furby and shoves it up his ass. The furby wakes up and goes, �Ohhhhhhhh� in a pleasured sort of way. Mike shouts while running, �Damn it I always new these things were gay!� Lauren drops her mini manicure set in shock and disgust and looks at Jessica. �DONT NEED TO SEE THAT��she says. Mike grabs the girls by the arm, pulling them away from they're frozen shock and runs!!! But then he trips and falls flat on his face knocking the girls down with him. The furby starts chasing them but falls as well. �Nice going you furry fagot,� mike screams. They spring at the opportunity to hurt it by jumping on its back and beating it on the head with the iron pole Mike found by the dumpster. But it doesn�t do a lot because the thing is made of ultra durable plastic. Yet Mike continues smacking the thing across the face. Jessica was just enlightened, �Duh!!!! Why don't we just take out the batteries!!!!!!� Mike distracts the furby, which is now stuck flat on its face while Jessica runs to release the batteries and Lauren stands biting her nails, since they are already ruined. Jessica opened up its back to find it has not battery, but Osama in a control room!! Mike runs over with his iron pole in hand and smashes Osama to smithereens. �Oh my, did I do that?� Mike says, my bad� �T LOOKS LIKE IT WAS BEATEN WIT AN UGLY STICK!!!!!!� Jessica cried, �O YA IT WAS.� Lauren runs over and gives Mike a hug!! �Yay you saved us!!� She cried. He gives her a weird look and pushes her off. �OMG you guys we're heroes!!!!!� Jessica said. �Well not really me but at least you and mike!!� Lauren shouted. The three heroes walk out from behind the building and a huge crowd of people are there screaming �YAY!!! YOU KILLED OSAMA!!!!� Mike shakes his head saying, �Oh no...� The wave of people run toward them and the three teens run for dear life!!....to be continued...