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First Name : Nice Boys 'R' Us
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Email :
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Comment : as a nice boy myself i have to say that mat plant looks like a nice boy, he does all the poses and nervous twitches necessary to become a member of our 'Gay Nice Boy Group' do u want to be a member mat? if so then reply
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First Name : sami
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Email :
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Comment : i'd just like to tell you all that us gals were gonna come to see u lot in swindon but matt plant seems to have blew the chance by sending stupid text messages
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First Name : geek
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Email :
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Comment : i'm a computer geek i always look at this website. i'm a GEEEEEEEEEK
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First Name : kraut
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Email :
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Comment : ich bin german twat. owen skort 3 gut goals agunst ust ja? ich hope ju beat bin greeks. german krauts ich bin out oft da world cup.hopes so, du yout?
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First Name : Mendoza Mendoza Mendoza
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Email : [email protected]
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Comment : I'm a turkey. I lay eggs because i'm a turkey but not all the time because sometimes I go to the bathroom where I clean my beak and have a turd.
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First Name : Mendoza Mendoza Mendoza
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Email : see above
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Comment : ...I watch ready steady cook with my friends. They are hens, one is blind but the others are okay. I also occasionally wear a monnacle to feel upper class but then I remember how silly I look because turkeys don't wear monnacles, obviously
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First Name : joey
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Email : sainsbury
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Comment : SAVE TURKEYS WORLD WIDE!!!!
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First Name : Mendoza Mendoza Mendoza
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Email : see first message
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Comment : I also like to dream of big gay pink cartoon bears (the ones with the fat belly and glasses) whilst i'm masturbating my strangely shaped turkey willy with...
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First Name : Mendoza Mendoza Mendoza
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Email :
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Comment : ...my wings. I bet you would like to see that. I haven't had a boyfriend in five months and I've got the horn big time. I need a sexy man to ruffle my feathers whilst I gobble gobble his big meaty sword...
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First Name : Mendoza Mendoza Mendoza
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Email :
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Comment : If you want to get head, or should I say, beak, like you've never had It before, visit New College and ask to see the one they call Mendoza. Alternatively contact me on 555-TURKEYLOVE for instant relief
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First Name : Bill from Swansea
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Email :
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Comment : It made me come in less than twenty seconds. The horniest turkey talk I've ever heard, that Mendoza is one sexy motherfucker.
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First Name : Terry from Liverpool
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Email :
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Comment : Turkeylove changed my life, if anybody has any idea who the sex machine they call Joey Sainsburys is then contact me. Thank you Turkeylove xxxxx
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First Name : oxford scum
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Email :
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Comment : Joey Beauchamp shags his mother,
and his sister, and his brother,
all the Beauchamp's shag each other,
their all inbreds
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First Name :
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Email :
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Comment : fuck you, fuck your mum, fuck your dad, fuck your sister, cos england are in the world cup
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First Name : mendoza
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Email : turkey love
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Comment : does anyone want to mate cause it is mating season. gobble gobble, does anyone like my gobbles. im so lonely . BUT THAT SPANGLE IS LOVELY. i want him to take me to spangolia so i can meet his lovely sister.
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First Name : mendoza
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Email : turkeylove
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Comment : spangle is a muppet muppet muppet . spangolia is full of dirty apes and minature spangles. in spangolia they eat micro pizzas all day and play with naughty sticks to get horney.
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First Name : mendoza
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Email : turkey love
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Comment : ooohhh!!!!naughty sick naughty stick. i want turkeys cause i am one sick motherfucker. ps chelworth is smaller than spangolia and is full of little flies and has two garden centers. INBRED INBRED
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First Name : SPANGLE
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Email : hen + chicken revolt
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Comment : if you wanna come and see me come to chelworth road, chelworth industrial, north chelworth, chelworth, near cricklade, and minety, wiltshire. ps in the middle of two garden centres
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First Name : spangle
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Email : mendoza enemy
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Comment : HERE ARE SOME SPANGLE FACTS: chelworth has 5 buildings. one is my house,two are boring "outta cricklade" garden centres, one a big pink bears house(my only companian)and the other a "how to find cricklade information centre"
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First Name : Turkey a.k.a Tom "Joey" Christie
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Email : [email protected]/[email protected]
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Comment : Im sorry spangle I realise you are the only true Tom and I am but a mere turkey with a smelly body and no human friends. My hen friends don't really count as they call me names behind my back (such as cock head)
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First Name : Turkey
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Email : [email protected]/[email protected]/twat.com
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Comment : ...i'm am also sorry about insulting the scenic land of Chelworth gobble gobble, I am so so sorry please forgive me I will actually suck your cock. I can be a good turkey gobble gobble. I just think i'm hard gobble gobble because I occasionally watch Swin
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First Name :
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Email :
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Comment : ...Swindon play and that gobble gobble makes me the most hardcore turkey in the whole of Winchcombe close gobble gobble. I'm gay i'm gay i'm gay i'm gay i'm gay and I fancy my own brother. I go into his room and suck his cock while he sleeps
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First Name : Sir Spangalot
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Email : [email protected]/spangolia
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Comment : Turkey, you left an egg in Spangolia last time you were here. Please come and collect it or i'll have it for lunch. You also left semen on the toilet wall where you and your brother "disappeared" mysteriously for an hour...INBRED
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First Name : Joey Sainsburys
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Email : [email protected]/[email protected]
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Comment : I can't help it my brother is so sexy and if he ever moved out I would have nobody to suck off at bedtime, and who would give me my morning wank. I'm getting desperate now anybody please ring me the number is 555-TURKEYLOVE, please
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First Name : Mole
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Email : gobble gobble gobble gobble
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Comment : HERE ARE SOME TURKEY FACTS...
turkeys are usually found on farms, I like to think i'm a turkey so I go to farms and sit in the pen all day long with the other turkeys and say "gobble gobble". They don't like me because they realise i'm not actually a tur
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First Name : Turkman
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Email : gobble
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Comment : ...they realise i'm not actually a turkey but a sad 17 yr old boy who just pretends to lay eggs all day long to impress the other turkeys. One day I will get them to like me.
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First Name : sir spangalot
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Email : chelworth pride
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Comment : you may realise that me and the turkey are at war. i am sorry for lying about my address for so long. i am inbred.i live in a hamlet called chelworth. it smells. all the crick boys beat me i love my sister too much
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First Name : tommy c
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Email : she gggggrrrrrr!!!!!!!!
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Comment : that spangle girl is well weird. the sick mother fuck is writing about turkeys all day long. i mean ,come on, he is a geek. my advice is, leave chelworth, find some civilisation, and stop worshipping turkeys. S : T: W : W
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First Name : TOMMY C
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Email : LAKA! FAKA, spangles a geek
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Comment : hey brighton! have u got any deposit back. we aint got fuck all. they said 10-er 4 each room(compared with 75) we still aint got that. 525 squid they have got from us,i am up 4 u comin 2 swindon,gooffer it!matt is a lying kunt!!!! you know what i mean,
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First Name : smelly bastard
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Email :
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Comment : u sad wankers sat up all night writing abuse to each other? also it's cunt not kunt, haha
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First Name : Turkey
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Email : wank
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Comment : i am a twat, i eat shit and cry alot. Every night i cry for no reason just because i am a girl, a twat and a turkey. i wish i lived in chelworth road and not in prinnels because i am inbred and i smell of turkeys. turkeys with shit on them.
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First Name : Turkeyeggmachine
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Email : wank shegrrrrr
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Comment : I also have lice in my feathers and in my genital area. I can no longer produce eggs and the few eggs i do produce are small and withered with brown marks on them. My arse is sore from egg laying and I wish I was Tom Brudenell because he has no egg laying
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First Name : Turkster
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Email : wankyeggmaker.com
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Comment : no egg laying problems. His eggs are always large and white and taste really nice. He has no problems producing eggs and I wish my eggs were as good as his. I wish I was not so much of a wanky egg maker.
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First Name : rikki
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Email :
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Comment : just 2 say nice set of pictures but i want 2 c old turkey where he his eating his face that makes me chuckcal
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First Name : Tommy B
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Email : wank
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Comment : The picture of the turkster eating his face will be coming as soon as I work out how to use my scanner and my e-mail thing. Also G-monkey being looobed.
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First Name : tommy c
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Email :
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Comment : NEWS: spangolian mongrels have tried to enter cricklade with out thier non-inbred passports. They were caught in a gloucester petrol station eating micro pizzas. they are now in chelworth,gloucester, planting seeds by the garden center who is RIKKI
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First Name : Tommy B
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Email : ihateturkeys
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Comment : NEWS: tom christie from prinnels, swindon has been caught in a turkey pen in purton. He was completely naked and covered in mud. When asked what he was doing he threw an egg at me and ran off screaming "gobble gobble". Later inspection revealed tom had dr
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First Name : Tommy B
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Email :
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Comment : drawn a picture of his brother and was trying to wank over it whilst using the physical stimulation of the turkeys to excite him. Semen was found in the beaks of all the resident turkeys and police found evidence of egg laying without a permit. What a sil
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First Name : .
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Email : .
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Comment : me wanna see the pic of G money being lubed with hand in suspicious position. He was gettin friendly with the spank monkey
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First Name : chick
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Email :
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Comment : u are all messed up! someone tell jamie that alain wants him to e-mail him about somthing at [email protected] something about some bird
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First Name : tommy
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Email : spangleeatssisterspussy.com
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Comment : NEWS:Spangolia has seen rioting by spangulets today,the inbred rebels trashed a micro pizza lorry in an attempt to eat micro pizzas. GREEN CARDSfor the twats have been refused to enter cricklade for the dillons newsagents.I've been tom b,goodnite
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First Name : spangle
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Email : confessions
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Comment : Dear docter sick motherfucker, i love turkeys so much, more than my sister. please help me. I love them so much i donated micro pizzas to STWW. i also pissed in the sink in newquay due to sexual urges for turkeys
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First Name : jamie williams
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Email : looking for pussy
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Comment : Hey,spangle. can you give me your sisters number. cheers mate. where the fuck is Chelworth?
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First Name : Calv
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Email : spangolian babboons
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Comment : Hey spangle are u coming to my house for free beer, fags and micro pizzas(the new turkey flavour)NO excuses
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First Name : SPANGLE
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Email :
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Comment : I cant, sorry calv. all the free stuff would be brilliant and it is a friday nite. cause i am an imbred.The x99 bus only goes around gloucester and chelworthis not in cricklade. I hope my sisters drinking to nite. i wanna get some. i am going to go to the
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First Name : calv
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Email :
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Comment : spangle your such a fukin geek i am going to kick your inbred ass!!!!p.s can i get your sisters number
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First Name : tommy b
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Email :
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Comment : Turkey you fat smelly fucker i'm going to beat the fuck out of you you when i next see you. You are fucking dead you fat cunt. You are going to die.
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First Name : tommy b
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Email :
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Comment : Calv, you can get my sister on 886714, she will be feeding the turkeys so you may have to wait a while for the phone to be answered.
P.S. I am going to hurt you
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First Name : Tom sucks James
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Email : www.tomsucksjames.com
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Comment : Hi my name is Tom "The Turkster" Christie, I suck my brother James' cock all the time so I've made a website dedicated to it. It also has pictures of me thumbing my mum's arsehole while she sucks my brother off. Also, me bending over whilst Calvin Eagles
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First Name :
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Email :
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Comment : pokes me with his small withered cock. My arsehole is tiny and sore so it's all i can take. I would stop but I love being fucked so much. I also have raw footage of Jamie and my dad in a steamy kitchen romp using all the utensils. don't laugh at my dad's
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