You're the bestest friend anyone could ask for. Awww, my panjake! I don't even know where it came from, but I like it. You've talked to me during some of the best days of my life and you've heard me out on some of the very worst, but you never walked out on me. Not once. <3 I could make this damn thing a page long and still not say everything I want to. Just know you're the em effing greatest! Cr + owl. :] <3 ya!!
[ BRITNAY ]
Dude. Dude. WHOA. I think you're my best friend....so maybe I should meet your parents? Wait, how bout this one...it was sober, "Uhh, dude. I think...we're..going to have...a problem." PDJKHADSFOAISUDNR! BKAWK!! Pear moonshine... And stuff like that.
[ HALEY ]
We've had so many good memories. It was crazy seeing your mom on a good note for the first time since...what? 4th grade? Haha! Stay smokin'...the best is yet to come.
[ TIM ]
I want to T your S! You're a good kid, Shirley. We had some awesome times . . . like when you would beat me up when we hugged and who can forget TOUCH TIM TUESDAY? That was always fun. I freaking miss you SO much! <3<3
[ ANNIE ]
Hey Banano! Are you "CRAZY"!?! We've had some fun times singing to ridiculous songs and making fun of the METAL ARENA. Too bad we live in the Yellow Submarine(???)! OH NOES!! Foamy! And when I fell into the door? Wowzer! Where do we go?
[ JOSHUA ]
This is for all the times I think you never read this, but you do and bitch because Corporate Circus is the number one stunner (what, what, what). Remember when I was driving perfectly fine and you told me you're going to "slit my fucking throat"? I do. How bout when you wrecked my four wheeler? That was cool, huh?
[ JARED ]
Hey! Remember whenever you told me and Annie that we're part of the SIRFACE family so we called you daddy-o? Yea, well now all kinds of kids want to claim you as their daddy-o! Crazyness...rock on...much love! Aaand I'm still working on Phil!!(Doesn't look good, though)
[ BARTON ]
Who'd a ever thought me and you would be the tag-team from hell? DUIT FOR THE BRACELETS. You are beautiful...I'm so glad we got married, I want to stay this way FOREVER. Viva la US!
[ KATIE ]
K8rz! I'm going to miss hom0room so much! Remember when we'd pick on Eric and he really thought we were lesbians? AND SO DID BILLY!!!! ... Anastacia!!?! Fun times. And the gremlins? and Lepra . . . you know.
[ JEREMY ]
Remember when we played Pxrnst*r Life? Then, we taped up my knees with masking tape and toilet paper so I wouldn't get hurt anymore. I miss those late October nights. The crooked tree is still ours! <3 ya!
[ ROCKY ]
Nothing is better than driving around your addition and mooning the gothic lovers. . . 10 times! How bout when we tag-teamed and met your friends with terrets? Big lips and the guy who lives at the dump!!
[ HARRISON ]
AH! B! Let's take over the world! You taught me so much and you always had your glasses on. Oh man, I miss you SO much.
[ MARK ]
NEVER FORGET OUR CONTRACT!! E.V.E.R. And how could you ever forget this (put your seatbelt on) "I'm going to stay awake for eternity and do you know why?...Because that's how long for I will love you!" Haha, that rocked my world up and down. <3
You kids mean the world to me.
