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We are the G.C.P. we are strong as we can be...
MEMBERS:
President: Spiderman (a.k.a. Dave Pearce)
Vice President: Ton-Loc (a.k.a. Kenny Shehan)
Trainer: Loyd Banks (a.k.a. Mike Arnone)
Historian: Percy Wentweather III (a.k.a. Rob Zeitz)
Secretary: Andrew Tibbitts
Preacher: Coco B. Ware (a.k.a. John Demling)
Treasurer: Omar (a.k.a. Bo Moore)
Double Secret Probation: Matt Hessel (he loves goooold)		 The Wentworths:
Okay, i fucking hate the Wentworths. There's so many reasons to despise them it isn't even funny. It's so not funny that it's hilarious. The only thing good about them is their hot daughter who is very easily convinced that she wasn't raped, let me tell you.
The Wentworths suck so much that they live in a fucking U-Haul trailer. All thirty-five of them! Beleive you me, it is very difficult to rape their daughter in a trailer without waking up thirty-four sleeping Wentworths
History
The GCP was founded in 1312 by Christopher Columbus when he came to New Jersey. He quickly left the garden state cuz he's afraid of eggplants. He came up to Dedham and met the parents of Mike, Dave, and Ken. Thus, the GCP was born. In 1402, the PON was founded. We hate the PON. They probably burned our chairs. In 1403, God was invented.

The End


or is it?
The Wentworths spend all their spare time (and beleive me, they have TONS of it those scum bastards) playing tennis. Why does this piss me off? They don't have a ball or a net or rackets! See, they won the lottery 4 years ago and bought a trailer and a driveway. I figured they'd spend the remaining $50 million on a house and stuff but instead they bought $55 million in chalk. That's right, they owe $5 million to the chalk company. God they're dumb!
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