The REZtrix Hall of Fame
What would a Hall of Fame be without the Lord God almighty? Pedro is just plain old fucking awsome!
Born: October 25, 1971 in Manuguayabo in the Dominican Republic
Died: Pedro can't die, he's God
Accomplishments:
Kicking Don Zimmer's ass
166 wins
over 2,400 Ks
2.58 career ERA
1997, 1999, 2000 Cy Young winner
Maker of heaven and earth
To quote Kevin O'Leary, "Tom Brady has French Lick legend." No Boston athlete has been as succesfull or as clutch as Tom Brady since Larry Bird. He's a Saint in the Pedronic faith and is beloved in the hearts of Patriots fans everywhere.
Born: August 3, 1977 in San Mateo, CA
Accomplishments:
Super Bowl XXXVI and XXXVIII Champion
Super Bowl XXXVI and XXXVIII MVP
2001 and 2003 AFC East Division Winner
2001 and 2003 AFC Champion
40-12 (.769) record as a starting QB
6-0 in the playoffs
Pedronic Saint
Banged Tara Reid
Big Bill Bellicheck is quite simply the best coach in the NFL today and the best coach the Patriots have ever had. His defensive schemes and his offensive playbook have led the Patriots from the dark years of Pete Carroll into a new age of glory.
Born: April 16, 1952 in Nashville, TN
Accomplishments:
Super Bowl XXI*, XXV*, XXXVI, and XXXVIII Champion
2 time NFC Champion*
3 time AFC Champion**
82-70 (.539) record as a head coach
45-25 (.643) record as Patriots head coach
9 time division winner*
13 playoff seasons***

*as a coordinator
**once asa coordinator, twice as a head coach
***10 times as a coordinator, 3 times as a head coach
Natalie Portman is just plain old hot! Just look at those beautiful brown eyes, those well toned abs, those pouty DS lips and those small but perky...elbows. Plus she's wicked smart and incredibly wealthy.
Born: June 9, 1981 in Jerusalem, Israel
Accomplishments:
Leading rolls in: The Professional (1994), Developing (1995), Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999), Anywhere But Here (1999), Where the Heart Is (2000), and Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002)
Appearances in: Heat (1995), Beautiful Girls (1996), Everyone Says I Love You (1996), Mars Attacks! (1996), The Prince of Egypt (1998), Zoolander (2001), Cold Mountain (2003), and Garden State (2004)
Will be appearing in: Star Wars Episode III, Closer, and The Smoker
Multi-millionaire
Harvard graduate
Had a Championship fantasy football team named after her (the infamous I Warner Faulk Natalie Portman)
Is currently being obsessed over by me, which is an amazing accomplishment in and of itself
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