A un fortune accident at country side  ....for a man riding a bike.


Man looses consiousness ....

when he regains consiousness ...he finds himself in a hospital


A doctor: speak's up what is your name 

man replies: what is in a name ..what happened ...i cannot recollect


Doctor: well you ended up in a accident ...I have some good news and some bad news for you,
        which one do you want to listen first.


Man: give me the bad news.


Doctor: your limbs have to be removed ...which were badly damaged.

Man: what  good news!! could be there after such a bad news!!.

Doctor: we found that your purse is empty?? ,

        your operation was paidoff for ...as one of the ward boys 

        ...wanted to buy your shoes which were in good shape.