The Filk Page
This is where you'll find my filks.
Please...contain yourselves.
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Erase all Julia's Frames
(To the tune of Kermit's Rainbow Connection)
Why are there so many
Sites about Julia,
When I just want to kiiiiiiiick her hide?
Julia...is cool-ia,
and Spike's reason for living.
And she has a really nice riiiiiiiiiide.
So I've been told and some choose to believe it.
I know they're wrong...wait and see.
Someday we'll find out, how to erase all her frames.
So it'll just be, JetSpikeFayeEdEin...and Meeeeeeee!
Who said that every wish
Would be heard and answered
When wished on the plains of Mars?
Whoever takes care of that
Should listen to my plea
and replace her with some guy named Lars.
Why is she there
When it's clear no one ca-ares
Except Spike, (who should go with Faye), you see.
Someday we'll find out, how to erase all her frames.
So it'll just be, JetSpikeFayeEdEin...and Meeeeeeee!
All of us think that she smells,
We think that her presence is traaaaa-giiiiiic!
Have you been half asleep
And dreamed that She was gone?
And Vicious opened a candy store?
Are these the sweet dreams, that kept Sleeping Beauty
A big fan of the Valium of Yore?
I've dreamed it too many times to ignore it
She pisses me right off the knee.
*spoken*(She's that bad)*spoken*
Someday we'll find out, how to erase all of her frames.
So it'll just be, JetSpikeFayeEdEin...and Meeeeeeee!
La da da die! die! die! die! go away! da de da da doooo.
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The X-Files song
(To the tune of Savage Garden's Animal Song)
Superbeings and UFO's are flying through your head.
Flukeworms, CIA, killer psychics everywhere.
Gov'ment makes me nervous, (Krychek pushing me too far)
We got to investigate, grab your flashlight
Cause I want to be, part of the X-Files With Mulder and Scully.
I want to be...I want to run through dark buildings
With men in black suits with big guns aimed at me-eeee-eee-eee.
*oooh ooooh ooooh ooooh*
*oooh ooooh ooooh ooooh*
I am having difficulty holding onto my cell.
I guess that's what happens when you jump off trains (oh well!)
Aliens and Cancerman seem determined that I die.
Which one is more dangerous (there's a thought now you decide).
My office is in the basement, my appartment has no bed.
*yeah*
Would you like to fight the future with me?
(And try and avoid getting deaaaaa-aaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaad!)
Cause I want to be, part of the X-Files With Mulder and Scully.
I want to be...I want to run through dark buildings
With men in black suits with big guns aimed at me-eeee-eee-eee.
Sometimes this job can get you down.
It's so abusing, so many evil mutants to pound you.
But I just ignore it, and pop in an adult videoooooooooooo.
*oooh ooooh ooooh ooooh*
*oooh ooooh ooooh ooooh*
Superbeings and UFO's are flying through your head.
Flukeworms, CIA, killer psychics everywhere.
Aliens and Cancerman seem determined that I die.
Which one is more dangerous (there's a thought now you decide).
Cause I want to be, part of the X-Files With Mulder and Scully.
I want to be...I want to run through dark buildings
With men in black suits with big guns aimed at me-eeee-eee-eee.
*repeat and fade*
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