June 1, 2005
			Test of Love
			  By Nousy

			 
			 NO FATTIES

This is JUST for the ladies!

Fifty questions (plus essays and bonus) Fairly
easy. Take your time.  Email me your test when
you finish. thrutheglass@hotmail.com

			Good Luck!


1. Would you ever have a threesome?
	yes, no

2. Are you a dancer?
	yes, no

3. What would you think about living in a castle alone all the
   time?
	cool, not cool

4. Ireland or Israel?

5. India or Africa?

6. Poland or Japan?

7. Do you play a musical instrument besides guitar, drums,
   or bass guitar?
	yes, no

8. How would you feel about supporting me financially while I
   just painted pictures of dragons all day?
	cool, not cool

9. Was there more than one gunman?
	probably, nah

10. If aliens exist, what do they think about God?
	totally love him, totally hate him

11. Do you think you've been ever been abducted by aliens?
	yes, no

12. Marijuana or Cocaine?

13. Heroin or Acid?

14. Do you like AC in the car, the windows rolled
    down, or does it not matter to you?
	AC, rolled down, doesn't matter

15. Is there one true love for everyone?
	yes, no

16. Do you consider yourself good at math?
	yes, no, I always did okay
	
17. Would you ever like to have kids?
	yes!, no thanks

18. If you found a book I loved AND a movie I loved but
    you only had money for one, which would you buy me?
	book, movie

19. Would you like to live a normal life?
	yes, no

20. It's been a rough day at work, would you rather
    watch:
	X-Files
	Seinfeld
	Neither

21. Blowjobs are cool. How do you feel about giving them?
	no way, yes please

22. Bill O'Reilly or Alex Jones?

23. Sean Hannity or Riley Martin?

24. Conan O'Brien or Jay Leno?

25. Do you believe in sleeping around?
	yes, no

26. Bach or Wagner?

27. Do you ever see "ghosts?"
	all the time, no

28. We're married. It's a Saturday night. Would you
    rather go out or stay in?
	out, in

29. What kind of folk are we: City, Suburbs, middle of
    nowhere folk

30. Would you ever fuck my friends if I asked you to?
	yes, but I wouldn't like it
	yes, and I would like it
	no, that's a sacred act between husband and wife
	yes, and I would take it in the ass

31. Snow or golden fields?

32. Am I really worth the trouble of taking this test?
	i'm just bored, i love you, no

33. Is any member of your family currently a Freemason?
	yes, no

34. Does it bother you that I have two copies of Watership
    Down, three copies of the Wind in the Willows, and the
    entire Wizard of Oz book collection?
	a little, not really, not at all

35. Does it bother you that I apparently have some sort
    of speech impediment where I pronounce my S's weird?
	hm a little, not at all

36. Does it bother you that sometimes I can't help but
    stop the car when I see a dead animal on the road just
    so that I can salute the poor creature?
	yes, no

37. Is it cool if sometimes I wear women's clothes?
	of course, no that's fucking gay

38. Who's worse, people who drive too slow or people who
    drive too fast?
	slow, fast

39. Coke or Dr. Pepper?

40. Are you a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-
    day Saints?
	hell naw, yes i am, what's that?

41. What size bra do you wear?

42. Who do you like better, Yoda or Darth Vader?
	Yoda! He go hard, Vader will end Yoda!

43. Do you like big black dicks?
	yes they go hard, no they scare me

44. Is it cool with you that I'm just filled with so much
    love for everyone that I just want to take the world
    in my arms and smother it with pure love?
	that's cool, you need a doctor, i dont care

45. Am I still worth taking this test for?
	Still bored, I've grown to love you, I've always
	loved you, I've grown to hate you

46. Am I better than any other guy you've ever met?
	no but you're cool, no and you suck, still bored

47. Green beans or peas?

48. Even if you didn't think so, I've been completely
    serious about this test. So in all seriousness, would
    you want to marry me?
	ew you're a fag, ew you're straight and i'm a dyke,
	ew not in a million years, actually I've never met
	you but this test has convinced me that you're not
	worth it, still bored

49. Does it bother you that I have secrets I will never
    share with you or anyone else?
	that's your business so no, a little, absolutely

50. If we get married, I will never have sex with you. Is
    that okay?
	I was sort of looking forward to that but okay, I
	think that might make it more bearable actually,
	no way we're having sex cuz i luv u ^-^, no
	because i want kids

essay questions

Which Looney Tunes character are you most like and why do you think
so?

What is your great passion? Explain why it matters so much to you.

What makes you a good candidate for this marriage? Why do you want
to marry me?

I believe I've already listed the Bonus Questions at the
end of the previous rant, entitled, "Crablegs and Ogre."
If you want extra credit you're going to need to answer
those too before you email me this test.