Game With Chris

Our third time playing this game. This game involves me (Nous) and my friends (Sloth and Chris)

Note: There is something offensive about Canadians said in this game and I would like to let anyone reading this know that I personally do not dislike Canadians. No, my friends. In fact, I am one their biggest fans. So keep that in mind.

Chris has entered the room
Nous:chris isn't gay
Nous:you liar
Sloth:Then why did he teabag me
Sloth:Hey Chris
Sloth:Oh shit
Sloth:Hey Chris
Sloth:Why did you teabag me?
Chris:I'm androgynous, remember
Chris:according to Nous's drawing
Nous:haha
*Anyway, that's us just getting ready before the game.
Chris:Once upon a time
Nous:A fierce wind broke down by the old Maple Tree where the town's witch used to cook.
Sloth:A young child was saddened by this because he used this tree for shelter when it rained because he had no home, his only possesions were a guitar and
Chris:his mother's pocket rocket, coated with something sugary. In his more desperate times, he would lick this rocket from the pocket, and would gain his not-so-superhuman powers from it's sugar-esque coating, which really was
Nous:gay. No one liked that boy for that reason, and that reason alone. Damn, gay kid.... Thats why the boy had no home, because his mom didn't like him. He just wasnt a likeable person, and what's more, this little boy often
Sloth:killed Germans. The first German on his list to kill in a homosexual fashion was called JED all in capital letters as if they were initials. After killing JED, his first German, he got tired of killing Germans so he decided to
Chris:bring them back alive and charge them for every breath they took. Quickly he became rich and took over most of western Europe. All those who disliked him before now had to bow before him. He would slaughter all
Nous:DEATH SQAUDRON FIVE BATTLE MOUNTAIN OF RABID DEATH!
Sloth:But then Denis Dyack showed up with his guild of artists, but they were also trained by Canadian Ninjas to kill Stupid Queer Kids. so this is what hapened:
Chris:the artists realized that there's no such thing as Canadians that can defend themselves, so they erased all they "learned" from them away from their minds. The boy's one wish was to have his Maple Tree back, but the witch
Nous:had was learned in the arts of reality control and made it seem as if the Maple Tree was gone from its original place.Pleading and crying, the boy explained to the witch that the tree was all he had, and indeed, all that he loved.
Sloth:And what became of Denis Dyack? We don't know, but the witch who suddenly appeared out of nowhere started to attack the boy but he knew she was a man so he fellated her and then realized 2 other things, the tree was blown over and
Chris:so was the witch! The witch was enamored with the boy, who was rumored to be gay his entire life and had now proved it!
Nous:The witch told the boy that his real mother was in Anplasica, a land of darkness and oppresion that lies in one of the four corners of the earth. The witch told the boy that his mother was being held prisoner and the only way to
Sloth:motherfucking fuck his fucking mother was to be straight but also a very fucked up mother fucker. Freud was like, hey you people are fucked up and then they raped his skull and he died so then his cocaine fell out and the boy
Chris:realized he'd lost it all: his homosexual secret, his tree, his power. All he had was cocaine and a dead Sigmund Freud. Carl Jung joined them with the boy's mother and was like "Hey, Freud, would you pick a theory already?"
Nous:Freud said, "Nein!", running up a wall like in the Matrix until he could run no more. Freud's gay lover said a little versicle over Freud's death: I weep with the thousand, for today, my friend stopped running. At this point,
Sloth:Jung appeared in Maynard James Keenan's jello, and Maynard said "WHAT THE FUSK" and then a ceiling fell on him and John Entwistle died from being scared(heart attack) but the boy got jealous that the story wasn't about him anymore
Chris:, so the boy killed Keenan, Jug
Chris:fusk, i hit the enter key with my foot
Sloth:So this next part involves Jugs, does it?
Chris:Ah! It's almost four, I should leave
Chris:Lateralus Nova and Sloth
Chris has left the room.
Sloth:okay Nous, what now
Nous:CONTINUE
Nous:THATS ALL GOING ON THE SITE
Nous:even this
Nous:what I am saying right now
Sloth:I don't know
Sloth:how about we end it there
Sloth:I mean
Sloth:here
Nous:You'd better sleep
Nous:and i have to wake up early tomorrow
Sloth:Ok, hey! Guess what. I'm gay and being gay is not so bad except for the butt sex which kind of hurts. It hurts my ass. Cause its ass sex. Thats what I do. I have sex in the ass.
*Ok. That last thing wasnt really said by Sloth. I was just excercising some power on HTML. Like this. Watch.
Chris has entered room
Chris:Hey, guys! I'm back to save the universe!
Chris:Get it? Like Radiohead!
Sloth:Hey, Chris! What made you come back?
Chris:Whale, as you know, NOUS is the best guy in town and I just couldn't stay away.
Sloth:Word up, foo. I feel you, I feel you.
Nous:All right. That's enough guys. I know you enjoy basking in my glory and singing my praises, but you really must settle down.
Conan O'Brien enters room
Sloth:HOLY FUCKING CHRIST! IT'S EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW HOST, CONAN O'BRIEN.
Chris:Hey, it's Conan O'brien
Conan O'Brien:Hey, fellas.
Sloth:Conan! Can I ask you a question?
Conan O'Brien:Yeah, shoot.
Sloth:If you could be any person currently asking you a question, who would it be?
Conan O'Brien:Impressive. Now let me ask you a question. How would you like to work for my show?
Sloth:Are you kidding? I'd slice anyone for that chance?
Conan O'Brien:Well, here's a knife. Because you fucking suck.
Conan O'Brien stabs Sloth in the ribs.
*See what I mean? I can do anything with HTML (short of actually making this site look good.)

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