Game III

Nous:The birds were silent and the dew glittered dreamily on the wet grass. Ethan looked out the window and smiled. Today was going to be a good day.
Sloth: He put on his jump suit, jacket, and gun. He found his way into the kitchen where he found that he was out of soda. "This is an outrage," said he. He optioned drinking water, but instead drank a glass of bleach. Big mistake because today was
Nous: "Heroine Day" and he had just finished the only bleach in the whole house. He decided to have some coffee. After his stomach warmed up, he ran outside where an alien spacecraft was hovering in his backyard. He jumped in and said, "Can you take me higher? To a place where blind men see?" The aliens then kicked him out for being gay and receiving undeserved praise and attention. But as he was about to collide with the ground
Sloth:CHRIS CORNELL caught him! And then he pummeled him. Then he said sorry. Then Chris kicked him in the face. Mr. Cornell was on drugs again. Ethan felt this was enough so he decided to go find heroines, cause it was their day, and on every heroine day
Nous: the male heroes do Heroine while the women fight crime. Ethan never really understood this, as a woman's place is in the kitchen. But he shrugged it off and sought out the heroines. He found them and told them whatever. He was about to go do heroine when he saw Kurt Cobain. "Don't do it,"said Kurt. "It will ruin your life. Do LSD or something" So Ethan did. And Kurt turned blue and into a sphere.
Sloth: However with this new insight, he understood that the drug heroin doesn't have an "e" at the end. Also, he read words as if the "e"'s were all gone. Chris Cornll was there, ddi Vdr was also there, John ntwistl was dead but even he was there, and then Kurt Cobain said hi, let's do more drugs such as
Nous: AC/DC. Ethan said, "Kurt, you're really fucked up aren't you?" Kurt then turned into a syringe and injected himself into Ethan's bloodstream. Ethan said, "Damn, I've been tricked!" And Kurt was inside of Ethan. In a very homosexual way. So, since it was "Heroine Day"
Sloth: Wonder Woman gave everyone head. It was wonderful! Supergirl was there with her famous steel grip, and then also Psylocke, but she was a lesbian or something. Ethan tried to get Psylocke and Wonder Woman in the sack, but Psylocke said something like
Nous: "ok"
Sloth: So Psylocke had sex with Ethan and said that it was the best lesbian sex ever, Ethan explained that he was a guy, and Psylocke pulled out of Ethan's vaginal cavity. She used those finives or knifoon things on her hands to stab Ethan's mind and then he thought this is a cool day maybe I should
Nous: set everyone on fire. So Ethan set the orgy of people on fire and left the room. As he was walking, he was hit by a bus and when he came to, he was in another dimension. A dimension of cymbal crashes
Sloth: "This is just like that one song Cavity did" and it was forever
Sloth: the end
Nous: Of Ethan was certain, but Ethan maintained his strength and pulled through
Nous: the end
Sloth: of the dimension.
Sloth: the end
Nous: (or is it)....?
Sloth: No.
Nous: the end
Sloth: The End.
Nous: Game Over