Game II

This is the second time we played the game. If you dont know what I mean, go back to the main story page and click, "Game".

Note: Sloth, my friend, and I, Nous, have another friend that we mention at the end of this game. He has many nicknames. We mention three of them: Loki, Chon, and John.

Sloth: Sloth is so cool cause this one time he was like "let's make a sand castle" and then something knocked it over and then he looked and it was
Nous: A big rotund fellow with a rattle and it that fellow's brother took his rattle and broke it and they had a fight wearing knight attire and a black bird came over them and they ran away and Sloth said
Sloth: "What the Hell, this doesn't even make sense" and then he got out a knife and shoved it in his left eye. When Sloth woke up, he was covered in eyes and they saw the universe and he could fly and also
Nous: he discovered that he could now tell himself the truth instead of constantly lying to himself and he said that if there was one thing he could do, it would be
Sloth: meet Eclectic Guy. He went over to Eclectic Guy's domain and was like "Wutz uuuuup bitchhhhhhh" and Eclectic Guy showed Sloth his past and said this are the days you will not remember and he showed him his present and said these are the days you will remember and then he shocked Sloth with lightning even though he was Eclectic Guy and not Electric guy
Nous: When Nous awoke, he was like, "What the Hell? Why am I dreaming about Sloth? This must be a sign. Something is goijng to happen to him soon and I have to be able to stop it!" When Sloth woke up, he said, "I am Nous, not Sloth, quit referring to me as Sloth" So Nous went on his way until he read a sign and it said, "You are Sloth, not Nous." And so it was. And a good thing to, for the land beyond that sign was a place only guys named Sloth could venture, and upon seeing the sights, Sloth climbed a
Sloth: mousepad, because it was REALLY BIG. It was less of a mousepad and more of a flat desert that was REALLY HOT, but it wasn't big. He got out in about 20 seconds and then he saw a guitar that was the color
Nous: Anger. Now, as everone knows, anger is the color jealousy which is the color ahdi and if you ever see this color, i urge you to run because no good can come of it. Now, as Nous, I mean Sloth, came to a fork in the road of Desert Mousepad, or Big Equals Hot land, as it was often referred to, he thought, "which way should I go?" At this point, a weasel came up to him and said,"You're not like them are you?" to which Sloth replied, "What color is that guitar I saw" The weasel was astounded and leapt up a tree. The weasel offered him a wish and Sloth said, "I wish I was
Sloth: Eclectic Guy because of his awesome electric power! Thus Sloth became Electric Guy and moved to outer space where he met Gundam Wing Zero and inside of it was the band Tool. "TOOL WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE MAN?" and Tool said
Nous: Tool said, "I dont know" and everyone laughed because they got the joke, and Danny Carey from Tool said, "How would you like to have the moon?" Sloth didn't care for the moon, but he said that he would love it, and so the moon was his. As he, the moon, a weasel and the real Eclectic Guy were walking down the stars, Sloth said, "If only I was a star. Then I could burn brightly and everyone would admire me until i imploded and then everyone would cheer. Suddenly, Sloth was alone and he decided to curl into a ball. When he did this, he woke up in a little town where someone was churning butter. He asked a horse
Sloth: "Which way to OOOOUUUTER SPACE ?" and the horse kicked Sloth back into space, and he was heading straight for the sun, but Gundam Wing Zero (NOW BEING PILOTED BY TRENT REZNOR'S CYBORG MOTHER) saved Sloth Child! He threw Sloth at star which was just as bad and then Sloth was like Neo but also the band Clinic and dun dun dun dun dun....NO and he stopped but then LOKI was there and Loki explained it this way
Nous: "If we shadows have offended, think but this and all is mended: that you have but slumber'd here, while these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme, no more yielding than a dream. Gentles, do not reprehend. If you pardon, we will mend. And as I am an honest Chon, if we have bad luck's spawn, now to scape the serpent's tongue, we will make amends ere long, Else the John a liar call, So goodnight unto you all. Give me your hands if we be friends. And Loki shall restore amends. Baby's got the bends. The ends