July 25, 2004

                       Hand In Hand Just Like
		    The  Children  of  the  Wind

                            'bye Nous


ASTRAL REJECTION LAWLSZ

Today sucked so bad that I tried to astral project so I could get the
hell out of here. And for a moment I thought I had.
My eyes were closed, but then suddenly, I could see my ceiling. After
a few seconds I realized that my eyes were just blinking very fast.
It was weird because I thought I had actually opened my non-physical
eyes, and I got so excited that when I realized that it was just my
eyes going crazy, I nearly exploded.
That would have been cool,  but instead I just paced back and forth
across my tiny room.
Sometimes I'm filled with such anger and frustration, such loneliness
and confusion, that I can't yell and I can't curse.  It is such an
overpowering hatred that I'm just shocked. My mind can't comprehend
it and I become a vegetable. I feel like I'm dying. All of today has
been like that.
Yesterday my brother, my brother's racist friend, Jake, and I went
swimming at my cousin's house because it was late at night and we
had nothing to do. When we had to leave, my cousin told us that we
could come over today as well, at around four or five. When it started
raining at four I thought that plan was ruined. Eventually, I found
out that everyone had left without me.
It is eight thirty-two now. They're still not back and I realize I
really have been sitting here for a long time.
Eight thirty-three.
Well, I did finish the screenplay for my movie today. Except none of
the dialogue is really final since I'm terrible at writing dialogue.
Also, I don't know how I could film it since I have no money.
Eight thirty-four.
It stars Amy Poehler as the insane Ginger and David Duchovny as the
troubled teacher/mentor, Mr. Lewis.  Those are the only two roles I
have cast and I don't know how I can get those actors.
Eight thirty-five.
Maybe they'll do it for free.  I saw Amy Poehler on McEnroe's new
show and she seemed really nice. Maybe Sloth is right.
Eight thirty-sex:)

YO, HERE'S A FLOW I WROTE, NIGGA

Smoke a toke but can't think of a joke
John's a good bloke to quote
He drinks coke (wut!) and I drink tea
and apple cider makes me pee
and marijuana makes me free (Yeuh!)
Why did Bush knock down the towers?
Why the whole world love my voice?

ABOUT BEFORE...

I was just kidding. That flow was just a joke.

ABOUT WHAT'S COMING UP

This is going to be really cool. I hope you enjoy it. It didn't
take me really long to right (oops), but it took some time. So,
just sit back and enjoy the show. Thank you.

THE KILLER IS

I tried to will myself to die today. It was going to be so cool.
But after trying my hardest, I realized that there was a part of
me that didn't want to die, which I should have known about. My
bad, el oh el.
So I started thinking about what's left to live for. And that's
when I knew that there would always be hope in my heart forever.
Hope that things will get better. And only when I'm dead will
that hope go away, because I'll be dead, dude, and you can't hope
when you're dead, Elohel.
So I went out into the living room and was like, "Who knows?
Things just may get better." But you know what happened next?
Well, that's about when I realized that I had been left home
alone. So it was like, "Hmm, maybe things will not get better,
Eliel!" And indeed they didn't. The whole day has been total
shit.
Eliel Pereda o_O

SO WHAT DID YOU DO THEN?

That's when I tried to astral project, stupid. Didn't I already
tell you that? About how I thought I was doing it but then I
realized I was blinking really fast, and it created this cool
effect, and then E.T. the extraterrestrial came and was like,
"Eliet."
Eliel. That didn't happen.
Elohim ^-^

SUNDAYS SUCK, RIGHT?

Well, you may be asking yourself, "Why isn't this rant over yet?
Hasn't Nous said pretty much everything that went on today?"
Yeah, I have, but don't be a jerk about it. The thing is, I have
nothing left to do, and if I stop typing, I will have to face
what I faced for all of today. That overwhelming FEELING OF
SELF-DESTRUCTION!!!!!!!!!!!!

The End

MONDAYS ARE DIFFERENT

But not much.  This day was slower than yesterday was,  but weekdays
are filled with TV shows to watch.  Episodes of Columbo I've already
seen, soap operas with thin plot lines, daytime movies starring Cybil
Shepard. Ah, the fun never ends here at House of Nous Wowz, with my
Nintendo that didn't want to work properly,  bought at an excess of
EIGHT DOLLARS.
Also,  I'm not sure how I'm going to put this up on the site since
my laptop is dead and I can't get online or anything.
Somebody needs to be a hero and buy me a new computer (JAKE!  LOL,
JUST KIDDING, DUDE, YOU'LL ONLY GET MONEY IF YOUR PARENTS DIE, AND
THEN YOU CAN SHARE IT, I KNOW)

Thanks, Bye