| If you are on this list, you are considered a part of SB's *harem* Well, "liasons." |
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| Professor Snape (under all 3 names) Bugger (Prof. Snape's computer) Professor Igor Karkaroff The Metatron (UnblinkingAngel) SeverusSnapeProf (no longer a mere tea drinker, but a genuine snoggee) Monty the Python Dr Randy Dunbar Mad King Ludwig II of Bavaria Professor Vindictus Viridian Cornelius Fudge, Minister of Magic George, Sheriff of Nottingham Viktor Krum Louis the Vampire The Dark Lord himself (Mouldy Voldy) Boomby JD Stormrider Dr. Tinuviel Beren Gilderoypersona Gilderoilockhart Count Dooku Saruman the White Sir Regulus Archangel Mr. Wkd Wizard Professor Remus J. Lupin Dr. Puzzle Abi |
| Good Lord! Will it ever end??? |