I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. Douglas Adams
When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber. Sir Winston Churchill
Silence is not always golden... sometimes it is yellow
No two persons ever read the same book.
I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few.
"Just say no" prevents teenage pregnancy the way 'Have a nice day' cures chronic depression.
A king's castle is his home
If tomorrow never comes, then, you're dead
I started out with nothing... I still have most of it.
It takes one tree to make 10,000 matches, but one match to burn 10,000 trees.
People don't see the world as it is, but as they are.
All generalisations are dangerous, even this one.
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
Rehab is for quitters.
Every snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.
The future ain't what it used to be
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a seat has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.
People will believe anything if you whisper it.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
The Romans didn't find algebra very challenging, because X was always 10.
A wishbone has never taken place of a backbone
Please do not throw your cigarette butts on the ground, the turtles crawl out of the ponds and smoke them and we are trying to get them to quit.
The light at the end of the tunnel could be a train.
~I have pms and a gun, excuse me, was there somethin you wanted to say?~
~a day without sunshine is like, you know, night~
Last night, I lay in bed and looked at the stars... then I wondered where my ceiling was.
*Star light ....Star bright .... where the heck is Mr. Right?*
If the only place we can be together is in my dreams, then I want to sleep forever.
Should I smile, Cuz ur my friend, Or cry..Cuz that's all we'll ever be?
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it
Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to McDonalds makes you a hamburger.
A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and decides to remain anonymous.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
*I have all the answers, but I never said they were right.*
You do what ya got to do, then you die. That's basically life
I haven�t failed; I�ve found 10,000 ways that don�t work
It's not easy being a princess..
"Headaches are all in your mind."
"Home is where the house is."
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
Everybody has a photographic memory. . . . Some don�t have film.
Disneyland: A people trap operated by a mouse.
Diamonds are a girl�s best friends. Dogs are man�s best friend. Think about that one.
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
Cole�s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Bacteria: the only culture some people have.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Around here, progress is made on alternate Tuesdays.
Anything is good if it�s made of chocolate.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can�t make me happy.
All computers run at the same speed...with the power off.
A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once.
After all is said and done, more is said than done
