The cynic knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Lady Windemere's Fan

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it

The basis of optimism is sheer terror

Consistency is the last resort of the unimaginative."

One's real life is so often the life that one does not lead

The supreme object of life is to live. Few people live. It is true life only to realize one's own perfection, to make one's every dream a reality

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

I am not young enough to know everything

Popularity is the crown of laurel which the world puts on bad art. Whatever is popular is wrong.

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. ~ Mahatma Gandhi

-"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Fortunately, this is not difficult." ~ Charlotte Whitton

"Only a dead fish goes with the flow." ~ Ethan Evans

"It's hard to work in a group when you're omnipotent." ~ Q, `Star Trek the Next Generation'

"Don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal."- Zaphod Beeblebrox, `The Restaurant at the End of the Universe'

A ship in the harbour is safe, but that's not what ships are built for. William Shedd

Love, and do what you like. Saint Augustine

I can't write a book commensurate with Shakespeare, but I can write a book by me. Sir Walter Raleigh

"Age is not important unless you're a cheese."- Helen Hayes

"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of."- Burt Bacharach

"The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman -- any woman -- with beautiful legs." - Marlene Dietrich

"Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell."

"Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things."
- Antonio Smith

"Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody."- Mark Twain

"Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice."

"From ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggety beasties And things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!"

"Keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them."

"Opportunities are never lost. The other fellow takes those you miss."


"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."

"Too many people are ready to carry the stool when the piano needs to be moved."

"True love is friendship set on fire."

Ambrose BierceHofstadter�s Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter�s Law into account.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you�re afraid. - Franklin P. Jones

Before you point your fingers be sure your hands are clean.
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