| THE CONTESSA |
| Name/Nickname: Contessa Female or male: Femme fatal What�s your birthday? October 8, 1982 Place of birth: Canada Height: 5�8.5�, possibly 5�8.55� Eye colour: Brown. Like a cow. Or baby seal! ORK ORK! Hair colour: Blue right now. Naturally it�s an ash colour. You can see why I dye it funky (or as i like to say, funk-AY) colours. Web page: www.angelfire.com/super/ifeelspecial Grade: 1st year English Age: 19 |
| Do you wish on stars? Only as a last-ditch effort, when my vodoo dolls become overworked and my pagan gods become displeased with me. When did you last cry? I was cutting an apple last night, and cut right through to my hand. Laugh at my girly weeping and I�ll break your knees. If you were making a movie about yourself, what would the title be? Don�t Be Hasslin� South Central While Drinking Your Koolaide On The Hood Of Sarah�s Accura. Who do you admire most? Hello Kitty. Kitty is brave enough to have her likeness made into one of the cutest vibrators of all time. Do looks matter? To a certain extent, yes. Physical attraction is the first draw between human beings. Looks should not be a deciding factor in company choice, however. Who have you met that was famous? I met Christine Magee, president of Sleep Country Canada! Why buy a matress anywhere else?? Oh yeah and at Warped Tour 2000 i got spit on by the lead guy from The Suicide Machines!!! *swoon!* That counts for something, right? Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? No, that evil leprechaun from that movie Leprechaun (part 1 AND 2) probably took it and put it in a less obvious place long, LONG ago. He was a clever one. What was your favorite toy as a child? My stuffed Snagglepuss toy, lego, and micro machine cars. Have you ever been on radio or television? I was on t.v. once for being in �the Nutcracker Ballet� back when my parents still hoped i�d grow up to be girly. What are you worried about right now? My japanese test tomorrow. Where do you see yourself ten years from today? In the gutter, huddling in a cold, wet mass, clutching the only possession i haven�t been able to pawn for crack: a B.A.h in English. What was the first thing you thought when you woke up this morning? I didn�t wake up, i was up all night on an English essay. Coasters � Deadly or exciting? GIMME Do you like to drive? No, but i love roadtrips. But not that movie, Roadtrip. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? No. I thrash around a lot and to subject a stuffed animal to the pain would be too cruel. If you could meet any three people in the world, who would it be? Justin Sane from Anti-Flag, Marilyn Monroe, and Sir Paul McCartney. What tattoo would you get and where? I want the Suicide Machine�s stylized �D� logo on my ankle, in black. I also want a Silence of the Lambs skull moth on my back at the top of my spine. Have you ever been in love? Hell yeah. What�s on your bedroom walls? What�s NOT on my bedroom walls??? You�d have to see it to believe it. Pick a song that describes you: Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don�t), by NOFX. What feature do you look for most in the opposite sex? Approachability. What song is the latest song you have listened to? I just finished listening to Anti-Flag�s �New Kind Of Army� ... and i do believe i will listen to it again. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Blue. What�s the last movie you saw in theatre? Oh jesus, lemme think. Probably Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Who�d you see it with? The crew: sar, brendan, al, shane, heather, etc. Did you like it? .... it was Kevin Smith. Therefore, GODLIKE IN EVERY WAY. What�s the last book you read? and finished? Probably Smoke and Mirrors, by Neil Gaimen. Matt Damon or Ben Affleck: Neither. I want that George guy who always says hi to me in the caf. Badly! Fish to eat or fish as a pet: I like them both. Actually i used to feed scraps of my dinner fish to my pet tropical fish. It sounds weird, but they love it. Who are your good friends? The Midland Crew in general. Especially Hardcore Ed. Any pets? One budgie named jo-jo aka Pudgie-Budgie Do you get along with your parents? Rarely, though it�s a bit better now with me being a million miles away. What are your favorite cartoons? All i watch is cartoons!!!!!!!!!! Let�s see: Gundam Wing, Dragon Ball Z, Downtown, Daria, X-Men, Sailor Moon, Noir, Kodomo no Omocha. Do you have a job and where is it? It�s suspended while at school, but i work at NEBS Business Products industrial warehouse and sales in Midland. What�s your biggest wish? bigger boobs. What�s your biggest fear? spiders. Do you like to dance? No. I can barely walk like a normal person. Do you think men and women can ever be just friends? I�m living proof. Which movies have you cried at? Grave of the Fireflies, Life is Beautiful (Subtitled NOT that crappy voice-dubbed one!!!), Schindler�s List. Do you believe in God? Nope. Who do you have a crush on now? That George guy. He rules!!! Do you have a boy/girl friend? Who? Freeeeeeeeeeee as a bird and loving it. Have you actually kissed someone (not related to you)? all the time and often without warning. ***MUAAAH!*** Have you ever had sex? have i EVER Do you believe in true love? Yeah, sappy though it is. If you could marry anyone in the world who would it be: Sarah. Future job: Squeegee kid. How many kids do you want? None. I hate children. Instead i will have 3 trained German Sheppards: Rammstein, Cujo and Mr. Snuff. Boy names you like best: Marcus, Lucus, Kurtus, Vivian, Rene, Nholin. Girl names you like best: Sanna, Pixie, Cobain, Mina, Nora. Do you believe in aliens? to assume we are alone in the universe is the ultimate in pompous dickery. Do you believe in luck? No. What do you think of dating? The traditional standards which society has come to accept as the dating �norm� are extremely, extremely lame. Who do you spend the most time with? My playstation. Pink/blue/yellow/purple/orange/gray/brown/black: black. Country/rap/rock/pop/jazz/alternative/classical/folk/r&b/other: Punk. Any nicknames: tons Have you ever been in the hospital? Yup. If so what for: I got pretty sick as a little kid, and i was always having operations done on my ears cuz of my hearing. Now that i�ve wasted my teenage years busting all their hard work over Rammstein and Rage Against The Machine albums, i look forward to a toned-down adulthood. What�s the scariest thing you've ever been through? Job training at NEBS, and University. Still. Do you enjoy school? Sure. What�s the best advice ever given to you? �Don�t ever let anyone hold you back or drag you down� ----> my dad. Do you play any sports? No, i oppose all non-erotic physical movement. Do you have school spirit? On the inside, sure. Where did you go the last time you went on vacation? HA HA HA VACATION, GOOD ONE!!!!! Actually i took a weekend off about 3 weeks ago and went to Ottawa to get drunk with Sarah Good times ... if we could remember them. What the best memory you have of your childhood? It was all good, i was a happy little girl ... waaaaaaaaaaaaaay back in the day. Are you addicted to anything? Coffee, gasoline, and sweet sweet lovin�. What did you learn today? Aphasia is NOT just a band with Andy�s brother and Brett, it is also a speech impairment caused by severe strokes! WOW! Have you ever stayed up all night and kept going the next day? I have accute insomnia. The longest i have been forced to function without sleep is 3 days, 4 nights. Favorite food/dessert: Anything chocolate or coffee flavoured. Favorite thing to do on the weekends: Play videogames, go out for coffee, blow things up at the abandoned grain elevators. Favorite person: Pierre Trudeau Favorite band: Don�t make me pick just one!!! Anti-Flag, The Grim Faeries, Bauhaus, Rammstein, The Suicide Machines, The Cranberries, and ... SPROCKET WHEEL! Favorite time of day: 2 in the morning. Favorite actor/actress: Kevin Smith. Favorite person to talk to online: Geoff. Favorite website: www.seanbaby.com Favorite cartoon character: Daria Favorite superhero: The Maxx Favorite computer game: for the comp? Ancient Domains of Mystery. Favorite movie: toss up between Lola Rennt and Battle Angel Favorite song: Too many to choose one. Favorite TV show: The Urban Peasant!!!!!!! Favorite planet: Uranus, cuz that�s where Sailor Uranus is from, and she kicks ass!!! Favorite jewel: sapphire Favorite flower: sweet pea Favorite country: CANADA Favorite place in Canada: Midland Favorite musicians: Tori Amos, Kurt Cobain, Paul Simon Favorite year and why: 2000. Good times with the crew all still together. Favorite piece of literature: anything by Kurt Vonnegut, mostly The Sirens of Titan. Favorite elementary teacher: Mr. Balcom ruled in all his raging, bald-headed fury. But Ms. Collison also kicked serious grade 2 ass (i know, i know, her name is Ms. Kearns now, but she�ll always be Ms. Collison at heart) Favorite high school teacher: Mr. Dietrich, Mr. Weishar, and Mr. Luck. Favorite game that you ever played: �Would You Miss It?� and �Bury Stuff� Favorite drink: Singapore Sling Favorite smell: Neblina, by Yves Rocher, and Sun Moon Stars, by Lagerfeld. Favorite quote: �Jackie ALWAYS ok!!!� --------> Jackie Chan Favorite subject in school: English Least favorite subject in school: i hated physics with a passion that burned deep, deep within my non-existent heathen soul. doko ni datte, hito wa tsunagatte iru ... -------> S.E. Lain. :: close this world, txEn eht nepo :: |