| Yet More Silliness... |
| A NEW LIST |
| Names of the Ants in my Ant Farm, if I had an Ant Farm. |
| Nigel, Beefy, Cricket, Jumpy, Matilda, Freddy, Charlie, Winston, Arthur, Callie, Rockie, Florrie, Sammie, Midget, Fink, Spinner, Tipsy, Matthew, Liam, Gibson, Buggy, Icky, Gooey, Barfy, Smelly, Laughy, Creon, Freon, Iron, Nickle, Helium, Uranium, Plutonium, and Bob. |
| Things I Would Call Myself if I had to change my name every day. |
| Alisha, Bethany, Becca, Charlotte, Dania, Ebony, Gideon, Haley, Jessica, Katie, Lyndsay, Lisa, Laura, Maggie, Nancy, Ressa, Stephanie, Veronica. |
| NOW A REAL NEW LIST |
| Things to do when stuck in an Airport. |
| Take a nap. Put on your pj's, and take a nap. Stare at people who walk by while scribbling furiously in a notebook. Eavesdrop. While eavesdropping, use tiny tape-recorder. Collect confiential information on people. Steal someone's bag while they are not looking and GIVE IT BACK just after they realize it's gone, pretend to be from 'Oprah' or something. Use the speakers on your discman. Play death-metal. Sing. Loud. Annie show-tunes. Dance along. Round up a group of kids and keep them entertained. Can we say slap-stick? Get a stranger into a heated discussion about something trivial. Get a stranger into a heated discussion about something important, and argue against the side you really believe in. Find someone who likes the same tv shows you do and give them a quiz on it. Break out your videocamera and go survay people like you are from a tv show. Talk to Americans. Ask the gift shop people strange questions using a fake accent. Ask when the next train is going through. Ask if you can redeem subway tokens there. Practise gymnastics. Start Stella-ella-ola!~ |
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| List 4: Things to do when you're bored. Make up silly lists. Read silly lists. ICQ. Re-organize your room/closet. Write new lyrics to your favorite song. Sign someones guestbook. Watch a movie for the hundredth time. Make fudge. Make a mix tape. Do laundrey. Take a nap. Cut/re-do your hair. Work on a scrapbook. Write a poem! Stand on your head. Raid the fridge. Explore your backyard. Go for a walk. Start a journal. Make a website! Go shopping. Learn an instrument. Read. Anything. Take a shower. Have a bubble bath! Paint a picture. Homework. Maybe. Sing. Watch your fish swim around. Watch the cars go by. Laugh. |
| List 3: What I've learned so far in the new Millennium Even if everyone says so, the world is NOT going to end at a predetermined time. Global warming does NOT apply to winter. Not all band-aids are created equal. E-mail is a wonderful thing. Substitutes are hated FOR A REASON. What you learn is not as important as staying awake during the class. English class held in the gym is louder than a jumbo jet taking off. Power is better the younger the kids are that you have power over. There are such things as "pre"- quels. There is NOTHING sexier than an english accent. Go Obi- Wan! Staplers really really really hurt if your aim is off. Nothing is more powerful than an annoying saying. Drug dealing can be fun! (note: this is a game, called Dope Wars) Charts get easier the more you make, but when using a ruler and a marker, the ruler will soon get full of ink. Beware. Driving isn't as easy as it looks. It's fun to say, "So, how was school today?" when you aren't in it. Must be why parents say it all the time. |
