November 29, 2003
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(The lights in the arena go out. Suddenly, there's a blast of pyro as the opening video for UWF theEDGE! is playing on the jumbotron and "Saturday Night's Alright (theEDGE! version)" by Nickelback booms loudly.)
It's getting late, I haven't seen my date So tell me when the boys get in It's seven o'clock and I want to rock Want to get a belly full of beer A couple of the sounds that I really like Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike I'm a juvenile product of the working class Whose best friend floats from the bottom of a glass Don't give us none of your aggravation We had it with your discipline Saturday night's alright for fighting Get a little action in Get about as oiled as a diesel train Gonna set this town alight `Cause Saturday night's the night I like Saturday night's alright alright alright Don't give us none of your aggravation We had it with your discipline Saturday night's alright for fighting Get a little action in Get about as oiled as a diesel train Gonna set this town alight `Cause Saturday night's the night I like Saturday night's alright alright alright Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday Night's Alright Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday Night's Alright Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday Night's Alright The fireworks erupt as the fans in attendance go crazy. For Fighting! Johanna: Making his way to the ring, providing commentary for this evening, Joey Styles! ("This is Extreme" by Harry Slash and the Slashtones hits as Styles steps into the ring and holds onto the mic.) Johanna: And his broadcast colleague, Joel Gurtner! ("Want" by Disturbed hits as Gurtner enters the ring as his partner holds the mic up.) Styles: Welcome everyone� to theEDGE! Crowd: UWF! UWF! UWF! Styles: You're all tuning into the� Universal Wrestling Federation. My name is Joey Styles! (His partner takes the mic away, mid-sentence) Gurtner: And well, well, well. It is I, the quintessential stud muffin, Joel "As you all might know, last night Joey met a little ho. He took her to his room� looking for some poom� only later to find out� she too� had a broom!" Gurtner! (The fans start to laugh and carry o after this remark. Slowly they start to chant.) Crowd: UWF! UWF! UWF! (And with that we fade to commercials.) Commercial- *UWF Pie Facing for all that it's worth* (We come back from commercial and see, Sin sitting in a black and silver metal chair in some back room of the arena. The UWF logo is hanging in the back on some drapery. Cyrus the Virus sits in an identical chair opposite. Sin is wearing an Egyptian cotton trenchcoat, buttoned up to the collar. A black towel adorns his head and dark circular sunglasses with a thin silver wire frame hide his eyes. His head is tilted downward towards his hands which form a triangle, tips of his fingers touching) Cyrus: Sin, of course my first question is how does it feel coming out of the PPV the new Universal champion? Sin: You know what's funny? Get anybody else in this chair and they'll pretty much give you the same reply. Oh, it's great, it's wonderful...they said it'd never happen, but I want to thank God: yeah...that bullshit. But me, I actually feel really depressed right now. Why? I'm the king of the hill. My journey from this point on can be only that of pain and downfall. My upward rise is over. There is little I can accomplish higher than this. My own defeat is only inevitable. Despite what that clown with the mono-syllabic thought processor he calls a brain thinks, I know there is no immortality. Ross...maybe if you'd stop getting high off of industrial strength paint for just a moment, then maybe you'd comprehend the rather simplistic complexity of what I preach. I know my proverbial death as a champion lay somewhere on the road of time, how soon is the question. You see, I hold not the key to controlling if it happens, only for how long I can survive. Cyrus: About defending the title, who do you think will give you the biggest challenge? Sin:You want me to say Crow, I know that. But I won't say Crow. To be honest, I won't say anyone. I don't know who will be the biggest challenge. I can not see into the future Cyrus. It could be Chris Hunter, it could be Jeff Ross, or it could be AJ Phoenix. It could be someone from days of UWF past returning like Odyseuss to Ithaca. Or it could be an up and comer from another promotion. Maybe Rave or Chuck will fly in an international talent to try to take the belt. Cyrus: And what about our new co-owner? Only a week so far and he's developed quite a few enemies. You've already publicly expressed an optimism. What exactly are your thoughts on the situation? Sin: Scarlett...who has an ironic loyalty to Rave has chosen her side once again. How funny that it is at the same time when circumstances are put in my favor? Chuck is vowing to tear down the UWF. Well I say why wait for his plans to come to fruition. If is the God pulling the strings in the upper offices, I shall be the messiah here on Earth. I will destroy the UWF as it is known and rebuild it in a new image. I come now bearing a prophecy that a great machine shall rise in the UWF, bringing death, plague, famine, and war. The time of Rave and Scarlett will end, and Chuckster will sit upon the throne. Cyrus: Wow! That is a bold statement! (Both men sit in silence, before Cyrus speaks again) Cyrus: What will be your strategy coming into the tag team match with the titles on the line? Sin: Executioner is one of the few men in this company that I respect. I would have no other by my side in such a battle. He is a man who knows firmly what he is, and does not let something such as the label of "evil" bring guilt upon him. Guilt is a handicap that we impose on ourselves. This will be the first time I will face off against Chris Hunter and AJ Phoenix. Then again, it is good to get out of a constant series against Adam Jones and Jeff Ross. And speaking of Ross, I have a good idea who his partner is. But I can only hope and pray and wish that it will be Crow. Cyrus-Speaking of...The Crow is back� and is the number one contender for the Universal belt. What do you have to say about that? Sin: Heheheh...Scarlett thinks that she has had some revelation, coming to grips with how she feels about Crow. It would seem that this journey through the lives and minds of two people has come to a bitter sweet end. Their suffering has yet to begin. When I have brought down the UWF and Chuckster has reshaped it in his image, they shall be the first of the old order sacrificed. Until then, I will continue to be a cancer in their lives, eating away at any shred of happiness they may have. Crow...does a new name scare me? In my time trying to educate him, I learned a lot. I know that the frail by any other name are still as meek. He poses no threat to me. I need not worry about Crow...no, Crow...and Scarlett need to worry about how merciful I feel like being. Right now...I feel like inflicting quite a lot of pain and damage. Crow wants a shot at the Universal title? How about the chance to take me and Delirium out of your life and wrestling forever? At the next ppv, you and I in a 2 out of 3 falls light cabin match. The last match of that type put Sick Nick Mondo in CZW out of wrestling. I count on such a match taking out either you...or me. (He looks on into the camera as we fade to black.) Commercial- *The general consensus says� we want Snakke back* (We come back from commercials and are all set for the big match.) Joey Styles: Thank you UWF fans for joining us here tonight. And if you can get the camera ringside... (The ringside camera focuses in on the ringside crowd) Joel Gurtner: You can see none other than Payne sitting front row center being served cold ones by his butler. Joey Styles: I wonder what he's doing here tonight, Joel! Joel Gurtner: Watching the big match which is going to start right now!!! (The music for Metallica�s Harvester of Sorrow begins to ring throughout the arena. The heavy music continues to pour in, as the crowd begins to grow a little impatient. Finally the lights turn of, just as the words of the song begin to play, and a shadowy figure steps out from behind the curtains.) Johanna: The following is a triple-threat match for the UWF Tag Team Championships. First, making his way to the ring, Executioner! My Life Suffocates Planting Seeds of Hate (The figure starts to head towards the ring. He is carrying what appears to be an axe.) I've Loved, Turned to Hate Trapped Far Beyond My Fate I Give You Take (As he nears the ring, you can see that it indeed appears to be the Executioner in a cloak.) This Life That I Forsake Been Cheated of My Youth You Turned this Lie to Truth (He makes it to the ringside steps, stops looks out around the crowd and slowly steps up.) Anger Misery You'll Suffer unto Me (After climbing the steps he finally enters the ring.) Harvester of Sorrow Language of the Mad Harvester of Sorrow (The lights turn back on now, as the song fades. Executioner is standing in the ring. Another song begins to pour out into the arena.) Johanna: And his Tag Team Partner, wrestling's Universal Champion, the original Sin! A drawn out reverb plays over the loudspeakers, echoing throughout the arena, as the song Rock is Dead by Marylin Manson begins to pipe through to the ears of everyone listening. The bright lights of the arena dim down and the only illumination left is the red lights of the cameras rolling and fans taking pictures. A hollow red glow begins to eminate through rising smoke at the entrance way. The camera cuts to a framed shot of the entrance curtains which are now an onimous blood red from the glow. The curtains part and a man wearing a strange black and an open ronin robe with menacing shoulder pads, and a masking hood steps onto the walkway. Inside the robe, you can see the Universal Title belt. Sin holds his hands up as if recieving praise, but instead boos and yells of hatred. He walks down to the ring with a rather quick pace. Grabbing the bottom rope, Sin pulls himself up onto the apron on one knee. He stands up and steps through the ropes into the ring. Sin climbs up onto the turnbuckles and removes the hood. He jumps down and hands the belt over to Referee Matthew Ramos. Johanna: Next, I introduce to you the team of AJ Phoenix and the Franchise Chris Hunter! The lights in the arena go out as a solitary piano plays. The opening words to Evanescence's "Bring Me to Life" begins. On every beat of the bass, a green light flashes on the stage. "How can you see into my eyes like open doors? Leading you down into my core Where I've become so numb" The green light now flashes on the stage. "Without a soul My spirit's sleeping somewhere cold Until you find it there and lead it back home" The light cuts off as does the song. Now there's darkness until there's a big flash of sparks that explode from the jumbotron above the stage falling down as the song kicks in, and green and gold confetti fall from the sky. "All of this time, I can't believe I couldn't see Kept in the dark, but you were there in front of me I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems Got to open my eyes to everything Without a thought, without a voice, without a soul Dont let me die here. You must be sacrificed! Bring me to life" The chorus plays, and through the smoke into the darkness steps the Franchise Chris Hunter alongside his partner, A.J. Phoenix. There's a spotlight on them now as they walk down the ramp. [Wake me up] wake me up inside [I can't wake up] [Save me] call my name and save me from the dark [Wake me up] bid my blood to run [I can't wake up] before I come undone [save me] save me from the nothing I've become Johanna: And now, the UWF DeathMatch and defending Tag Team Champion, Jeff Ross! The Arena lights dim then go completly out. Seirens blare out over the P.A. System as then then get cut off as Hollow Point by Anybody Killa starts to play. A Spotlight shines in the middle of the ring. It makes its way up to the top of the Entrance Ramp where a Jeff Ross makes his way out onto Stage in an almost dancing motion. Jeff Ross runs down the Ramp and stops half way. He salutes the Crowd, first to the Left......then The Right. He then runs down to the Ring and slides in. He runs arcoss the Middle of the Ring and to the Turnbuckle at the other end of the Ring. He climbs it and taunts the Crowd. He then jumps down and stands in the middle of the ring. Joel Gurtner: This is it. It's time to see who the mystery partner is going to be for Jeff Ross. There are so many names in the air. Koji Sasuke, Brett Hardy, Snakke, Adam Jones.... Joey Styles: Shhh! (The lights in the arena go out. There is no light whatsoever left. Suddenly, we hear a familiar yet unidentifiable voice come over the P.A. System. It's not Sully, but it's "Voodoo" nonetheless) I'm not the one who's so far away (The Crowd goes crazy as a bright spotlight lights up the ringside area [everywhere else is still pitch black]) When I feel the snakebite enter my vein (Sin, Executioner, Chris Hunter and Phoenix climb out of the ring and stand in front of Payne who's now on his feet). Never did I want to be here again (Payne holds his hands up) And I don't remember why I came (Without a microphone, Payne's voice can still be heard as he points to the ring) Payne: Look out! (Jeff Ross and the Crow from adjacent top turnbuckles jump off and land on their four opponents as the bell rings loudly and the crowd goes wild) Ding! Ding! Ding! Joey Styles: The Crow tosses Sin into the ring. Joel Gurtner: Sin to his feet Joey Styles: So's the Crow Joel Gurtner: This is going to be a great match. Joey Styles: These two put on a hell of a display last week for the Universal belt. (They start to circle around each other in the ring, as the crowd starts to get a litle louder.) Joel Gurtner: A belt that Sin won might I add! Joey Styles: Well you�re right about one thing. But I bet that Crow is looking for some payback this week. (Both men stop and look at each other. A smile flashes across both men�s faces as they continue to stare. Crow starts to walk in towards Sin, and Sin starts to back away.) Joey Styles: He doesn�t want a part of him! Joel Gurtner: I don�t blame him! Would you? (Sin now, reluctantly takes a step towards Crow. Both men stop and continue to stare. Suddenly the crowd starts to get a little vociferous, cheering for their favorite.) Crowd: Crow! Crow! Crow! Joey Styles: Can you hear that! Joel Gurtner: Who can�t Joey! Crowd: Crow! Crow! Crow! (Crow looks on at Sin, with a smile across his face. Sin backs up and tags in the Executioner.) Joel Gurtner: Executioner gets the tag! Crowd: Booooooooooo! Joey Styles: Man they sure don�t like that one bit do they. Joel Gurtner: That�s right� but Executioner is fixing it up for them! (The Crowd continues to boo as the Executioner strolls on up to Crow. He lifts a hand up for a finger lock. Crow agrees and supplies his hand. Executioner lifts his other hand up, again Crow agrees and furnaces his hand once more.) Joey Styles: Here we go! The match we have all been waiting for! Joel Gurtner: Yeah� well let�s just see if it was worth the wait! (Both men via for power, They both try and gain an advantage by trying to dig their heels deep into the mat. They continue to push, as red comes across both men�s faces.) Joey Styles: Locking horns and neither man seems to be gaining the advantage! (Executioner starts to gain the upper hand, by slowly edging Crow towards the mat. The crowd starts to die down, as he slumps further and further towards the mat.) Joey Styles: Executioner seems to be the stronger of the two! Joel Gurtner: Wait! (With a sudden surge of power, Crow starts to slowly push back up. The crowd starts to chant his name as he works himself back up to a vertical base.) Crowd: Crow! Crow! Crow! (They go wild as he stands strait up.) Joey Styles: Wow! The fans really love this man! Joel Gurtner: They sure do Joey! Joey Styles: Wait! (Again the Executioner starts to gain the upper hand, by slowly edging Crow towards the mat. The crowd now in it continues to chant.) Crowd: Crow! Crow! Crow! (With another sudden surge of power, Crow starts to push back up again. Again the crowd goes wild once he gets up to a vertical base.) Joey Styles: Can you believe it? Joel Gurtner: No I certainly can not! (Again the Executioner starts to push Crow ever so slowly towards the mat. Crow turns to the side with the momentum, and flings his opponent away from him as the crowd goes nuts cheering.) Joey Styles: Arm drag by Crow! Joel Gurtner: Listen to this crowd! Unbelievable! (Executioner gets up and charges towards Crow, but again gets an arm drag, as everyone cheers even louder.) Joey Styles: Another Arm drag takedown! (Crow holds the move on as he starts to wrench away on his opponent's arm.) Joey Styles: That has got to hurt! Joel Gurtner: It does! Joey Styles: And you know this because? Joel Gurtner: (points to the ring) Hey look a wrestling match! (Crow pulls back with a lot of effort, however Executioner just lies there soaking up the pain as if it was nothing.) Joey Styles: It doesn't look like Executioner feels it one bit! Joel Gurtner: He is a master of pain! He dishes it out on a regular basis you really think this will hurt him? (Executioner starts to stand up, as Crow continues to apply the hold. Execution places his free hand behind Crow, and lifts him up into the air, and sends him crashing down back first upon his laid out knee.) *CRACK* Crowd: OOHHHHHHHHHHH! Joey Styles: Did you hear that? Joel Gurtner: Sounded like he snapped Draven in two! Joey Styles: Crow! (Executioner keeps the hold applied, as Crow sits like a bridge on his knee. He takes both of his hands and places one on Crows mouth, and the other on a thigh. With a powerful force he pulls downwards as Crow screams out in pain.) Joel Gurtner: I beg your pardon? Joey Styles: His name is now Crow! Joel Gurtner: Oh� right! Joey Styles: And Crow in trouble now! (Crow tries reaching for the ropes in vain, as he lies upon Executioners knee in the middle or the ring. He continues to cry out, as the crowd starts to chant.) Crowd: Crow! Crow! Crow! Joel Gurtner: Here they go again! (Executioner lifts Crow up, and again slams him hard onto his knee.) *CRACK* Crowd: OOHHHHHHHHHHH! Joey Styles: Oh my God! (Executioner gets up from his opponent and looks down smiling at his handiwork, as Crow writhes in pain.) Joey Styles: Can you believe this? Executioner is actually enjoying this. Joel Gurtner: Yeah� it's not every day you get to beat up a make wearing freak� and get paid to do it! (Executioner starts to slap his hands together as if it was easy work. With that he goes over to make the tag to his partner. He slaps Sin's hand who stands smiling.) Crowd: Booooooooooooooooo! (Sin hops into the ring, and walks up to Crow, who still lies on the mat holding his back. Sin grabs him and starts to pull him up, just as Crow starts to push off the mat. He brings his head downward quickly.) Joey Styles: Head butt to the small of the back! Joel Gurtner: I told yah! (Crow falls to the mat hard still grabbing his back. Sin walks on over holding his arms out, posing to the crowd.) Crowd: Booooooooooooooooo! Joel Gurtner: He's loving every minute of this! (Sin exits the ring and stands on the outside mat, as Crow starts to pull himself up by the ropes. Sin kicks him in the stomach, doubling him over, grabs his head and then locks on a Dragon Sleeper.) Joey Styles: Dragon Sleeper by Sin! Joel Gurtner: Wait it's more! (Using the ropes as leverage, Sin wraps his legs around Crow, performing a Dragon Sleeper Body Scissors type lock, on the ropes.) Joey Styles: Stuck in Limbo! Joel Gurtner: What? Joey Styles: That's the name of the move Joel� Stuck in Limbo! (Sin pulls back with all his might applying the pressure where needed, as the referee starts the count.) 1� 2� 3� 4� (Sin breaks, as Crow falls to the mat again in pain grabbing his back. Sin rolls to the inside.) Joey Styles: Almost a disqualification there! Sin didn't want to break the hold! Joel Gurtner: What? Draven� Joey Styles: Crow! Joel Gurtner: Right Crow� damn forgot my point! (Sin walks over and picks Crow up by the hair. Crow pulls back and punches him in the face. The crowd starts to cheer again.) Joey Styles: A punch to the face by Crow! Joel Gurtner: No! (Sin quickly lets go and runs to the corner to tag in AJ Phoenix.) Crowd: Booooooooooooooooo! Joel Gurtner: What are these ingrates booing for! Show some respect! That's the UWF Universal Champion! Joey Styles: They want to see Sin and Crow go at it! And I can't blame them! (AJ Phoenix hops into t he ring, as Sin bounces quickly to the outside away from his rival. Crow now up, stumbles back into his turnbuckle, back first. Jeff Ross smacks him and makes the tag. Again the crowd starts to get rowdy.) Joey Styles: The fans here love it! Joel Gurtner: Come on AJ! (Ross steps into the ring, and stares at his opponent. AJ lunges towards him, grabbing at his legs. Ross hops back, escaping. AJ lunges towards him again on the mat, grabbing at his opponent's legs. Ross hops backwards, again escaping.) Joey Styles: AJ can't seem to find out what to do! Joel Gurtner: Just wait. (Both men now up, start to circle around each other. They both lunge forward and into a collar and elbow tie up.) Joey Styles: Collar and elbow! (AJ shoves his opponent way with a push, and then lifts his arms up to celebrate.) AJ Phoenix: Whoooo! Yeah! Crowd: Booooooooooooooooo! Joey Styles: That's no cause for a celebration! The match isn't over yet! Joel Gurtner: Yeah but he outsmarted him. Joey Styles: Says who? Joel Gurtner: Says me! (They both start to circle each other again.) Joey Styles: When did you become the residential mat expert! Joel Gurtner: Well� I'll tell you one thing� it didn't happen over night! Joey Styles: Yeah� right. (They collide again and once more go into the collar and elbow. Ross shoves AJ back, and applies a side headlock.) Joey Styles: What a move! And the crowd again showing their appreciation. Joel Gurtner: Will you tell these people to shut up! (AJ backs up into the ropes and tries to shove Ross off of him. Jeff falls to the mat with the hold still applied, and again the fans cheer.) Joey Styles: They can cheer for whomever they wish! It's a free country! Joel Gurtner: I hate the US! (Ross again starts to stand up, with headlock still applied. AJ follows this momentum, and turns it into a Side Suplex.) *BAM* Crowd: OOHHHHHHHHHHH! Joey Styles: Side Suplex! Joel Gurtner: That's right AJ! (Ross holds his head in pain, as AJ rolls over to his partner and tags him in.) Joey Styles: Here he comes folks! "The Franchise" Chris Hunter! Joel Gurtner: Whahoo! (Both men walk over to the downed opponent and pick him up. They back him into the ropes and send him off to the opposite side.) Joey Styles: Irish Whip! (AJ follows to the center of the mat, where he falls to the ground upon Ross's rebound. Ross hops over the man, and into a deadly Super kick, by Hunter.) *SMACK* Crowd: OOHHHHHHHHHHH! Joel Gurtner: Did you hear that? Joey Styles: Oh my God! (Jeff Ross slumps to the mat grabbing his face, as Hunter makes the cover.) 1� 2� Joey Styles: No! Kick out! Joel Gurtner: That was close. Joey Styles: It sure was! I thought he had it! (Chris gets up and slaps his victim in the head several times.) Joey Styles: Would you look at that! Joel Gurtner: What? Joey Styles: That show of blatant disrespect! (Hunter mouths off a couple more times, as Ross starts to rise off of the mat. Seeing this, Chris butt bumps his opponent back onto the mat.) Joel Gurtner: Hah! (Again Ross starts to rise off of the mat., and Chris butt bumps his opponent back onto the mat a second time. Sensing an opportunity, Hunter grabs his opponent's arms and tosses them over his knees, in a Camel Clutch position. He then sits back as Jeff Ross starts to scream out in pain.) Joey Styles: Camel Clutch! Joel Gurtner: Yeah! Joey Styles: What is this? (Crow, who was outside the ring, blazes in and Super Kicks Chris in the jaw.) *SMACK* Crowd: OOHHHHHHHHHHH! Joel Gurtner: did you see that? Joey Styles: Yes I did! Joel Gurtner: Outright cheating! Joey Styles: What the? Crowd: OOHHHHHHHHHHH! (Executioner out of no where blind sides Crow from the back with a powerful running clothesline to the back of the neck. Crow does a double flip before hitting the mat.) Joey Styles: Oh my God! Joel Gurtner: What a move! Joey Styles: Executioner� there just about took Crows head off with the Beheading! (Executioner picks up Chris Hunter to help him get to his feet. Hunter kicks him in the stomach, and locks him in the Tiger-Driver position.) *BAM* Crowd: OOHHHHHHHHHHH! Joey Styles: The Drop Zone! That's his finisher! Joel Gurtner: No! Joey Styles: Cover! (The referee looks on without making a count.) Joel Gurtner: Wait! Joey Styles: That's right! Executioner isn't the legal man! Jeff Ross is! (Noticing this as well Hunter gets up and tags in his partner.) Joel Gurtner: There it is the tag! Joey Styles: All right! Ross and Phoenix are now the two legal men in this match up! (AJ walks over to Jeff Ross, and picks him up by the hair. He swings him up and back for a suplex.) Joey Styles: Suplex by AJ Phoenix! (AJ picks him up again, this time from the side.) Joey Styles: Pick up! Wait Desperation move! Joel Gurtner: Side Russian Leg Sweep! *THATHUD* Crowd: OOHHHHHHHHHHH! (Both men hit the mat hard, and grasp the back of their heads.) Joey Styles: Both men down now! Joel Gurtner: Come on let's start the chant� let's go AJ ! Let's go! (The referee stands above both men registering the ten count.) 1� 2� 3� Joel Gurtner: Let's go AJ� let's go! 4� 5� 6� Joel Gurtner: Let's go AJ� let's go! Joey Styles: Stop! Joel Gurtner: Just getting into the action is all! (Both men roll over to a corner.) 7� 8� (They both tag out, and the crowd cheers.) Joey Styles: Whoa! Crow and Sin are now the legal men! Joel Gurtner: Hah ha! It's all over now! Come on champ� give it to 'em! (Both AJ and Ross make it to their feet by pulling up with the ropes. Crow and Sin race to mid ring where all hell breaks loose. Executioner soon joins in to help his partner.) Joey Styles: Clothesline! Sin goes down! Joel Gurtner: Crap! Joey Styles: Clothesline! Executioner goes down! Joel Gurtner: Double crap! (Crow starts to pose for the crowd, as AJ slowly makes it to the center ring, where again he sees Ross.) Crowd: UWF! UWF! UWF! Joey Styles: Both Executioner and Sin back up now! Joel Gurtner: Yeah! (Crow turns around, and gets leveled.) Joey Styles: Double running elbow, and Crow goes down! He rolls to the outside ring area! Joel Gurtner: Good riddance! (AJ now in mid ring, grabs the bent over Jeff Ross, and picks him up by the hair. Ross kicks AJ Phoenix in the stomach doubling him over.) Joey Styles: Boot to the stomach by Ross! (Seeing an opening, Ross grabs AJ's arms in a butterfly position and thrusts him into him, placing his head between his legs.) Joey Styles: Here we go! Joel Gurtner: No! (Ross jumps into the air and slams his opponent face first into the mat, with a Pedigree variation.) *THUD* Crowd: OOHHHHHHHHHHH! Joey Styles: Yes! His finisher! End of Everything! Joel Gurtner: No! (Jeff Ross gets up, and turns around into a beautifully breath taking Block Buster performed by Chris Hunter.) *THUD* Crowd: OOHHHHHHHHHHH! Joey Styles: Crack'a'slap! The Franchise just nailed Jeff Ross with the Crack'a'slap! Joel Gurtner: Hah hah! I love it! (Chris Hunter gets up arms thrashing about as the crowd cheers. He turns around and strait into the Executioner's Diamond Cutter.) *BAM* Crowd: OOHHHHHHHHHHH! Joey Styles: The Final Cut! That's it! Executioner just leveled Chris Hunter with The Final Cut! Joel Gurtner: It's getting even better! (Executioner gets up from the mat smiling looking down at the three men before him.) Joey Styles: Wait! Crow! Joel Gurtner: No! *THUD* Crowd: OOHHHHHHHHHHH! Joey Styles: Crow just pounded Executioner with his devastating Death Drop DDT! Joel Gurtner: No! (Crow gets up as the fans again start to cheer for him) Crowd: Crow! Crow! Crow! (Crow gets up and lifts his arms up toward the air, soaking in the fans' cheer.) Joey Styles: Crow behind you! Look! Joel Gurtner: Get him Sin! (With arms still up and crowd still cheering Crow turns around to face Sin, standing, waiting. With little thought Crow kicks him in the mid section.) Joey Styles: Yeah! Boot to the gut! Joel Gurtner: No! (Crow turns his opponent around and picks him strait up into the air, Crucifix Power Bomb Style.) Joey Styles: Here it comes! Joel Gurtner: No! *BOOOM* Crowd: OOHHHHHHHHHHH! Joey Styles: Yeah! Crow nails the Crucifix! Joel Gurtner: No! Joey Styles: Cover! Joel Gurtner: It can't end like this Champ! (The referee positions himself to make the count, as the fans count along.) Crowd: 1�2�3! (The building erupts with approval, as the bell rings.) DING! DING! DING! Johanna: Your winner� and still� UWF Tag Team Champions� Jeff Rossss and The Crrroooowwww! (The new champions, Jeff Ross and The Crow are standing in the ring, celebrating, and Referee Matthew Ramos reaches for the belts from the outside of the ring. He hands the gold to Ross & Crow, and the two shake hands. Suddenly, a heavily tanned man with shoulder length dark hair, wearing a black T-shirt and jeans jumps off the top rope, and knocks both men down with a missile drop kick. Another man runs from the entranceway, and slides into the ring. He stands in the ring laughing and then runs a hand through his spiky hair.) (He then picks up Jeff Ross and whips him into the ropes. Ross comes back running off the other end of the ring ropes, and when he comes back, the man kicks him in the gut, and then removes his cowboy boot, and plasters the DeathMatch Champion in the head with it. The 1st assailant starts pounding on The Crow with some heavy forearm clubs, and then throws him into the corner. He removes handcuffs from his left pocket, and attacks one end to Crow�s hand, and the other end to the middle rope. The 2nd assailant bends Jeff Ross over, and grabs both his arms, double underhooking him. He then lifts him up in the air, and drops him on his head. He then goes in between the ropes, and shouts.) 1st Assailant: Hey you! Pass me the damn mike! (The crowd boo wildly, as the UWF intruder turns on the house microphone, and speaks to the people in a thick British accent.) 1st: First of all, SHUT UP or SH*T OFF! Now, if any of you know me, you�ll know that I am Louis Royal, UPWA Tag Team champion, and that hooligan over there is my Puerto Rican buddy, who likes to be called Sanchoz. Now, you stupid assholes are probably wondering what in the hell are we doing here, so I�ll cut the crap and go straight to the chase. We are hear as messengers, from one Mr. Chuckster, and from our boss, Mr. Dan, saying that from now on, the UWF is over! That�s right, from now on, this fed don�t even exist! The fans are upset about this statement, and start pelting garbage into the ring. Royal: Now, it ain�t all that bad, �cos in less than 3 weeks, all of the�. (A coke bottle launches into the head of Royal, which completely drenches his head and shoulders. He gets mad, and slingshots him self straight from the ring and onto the floor. He jumps over the guardrail, and chases the fan until he catches him and spears him to the concrete floor. Back into the ring, Sanchoz picks up the mike.) Sanchoz: So basically, what we�re saying is that the UPWA have taken over the UWF, and soon, 2 will become one! We have swallowed you all up! (The ground start a chant of �You Swallow! You Swallow!' This enrages Sanchoz.) Sanchoz: I DO NOT! Now, if you�ll all shut up, so I can tell you what Mr.Toeman�s exact thoughts on this situation are! He takes an envelope out of his other pocket, and rips it open. He reads the letter, and puts the microphone to his mouth as he reads. Sanchoz: �UWF Fans�.kiss my ass!� Well, it looks like it�s all over, so go back to your homes, and start watchin� the PTC network if your ever gonna wanna see your favourite wrestlers, although, don�t expect them to do more than lay down for us! Haha, you suck! Sanchoz throws down the microphone, and walks back up the entrance. Rave walks out with a piece of paper in his hand and his mouth wide open. He stands on the stage as Chuckster walks out behind him. Sanchoz and Royal each go around Rave. The UWF Prez turns around to see Chuckster. Chuckster: My half of the UWF is now UPWA! And your half.....is SCREWED! The Chuckster laughs as the scene starts to fade. Joey Styles: OH, MY GOD! Commercial:- *THE SAVIOR IS (RE)BORN* In those days, Charles the Great issued a decree that a census should be taken of the entire Universe. The Warrior Rave went up from the fields to the prime city, because he belonged to the house and line of Dead Men. He went there with Scarlett to take account of the new era. While they were there, the time came for the savior to be reborn. |
  
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