October 11, 2003
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The lights in the arena go out. Suddenly, there's a blast of pyro as the opening video for UWF theEDGE! is playing on the jumbotron and "Superstar (theEDGE! version)" by Saliva booms loudly.
Now has come the day that I take the lead And I make you follow Toast your champagne cuz I came for greed And not for tomorrow Filthy magazines is all what I need And all what I planned on Where's my limosine it's just like a dream That I wont wake up from YEA Make me a superstar YEA It don't matter who you are YEA Make me a superstar YEA No matter who you... And all of my pills and all of my drags Is makin me makin me makin me And all that I feel and all that I see Is makin me makin me makin me Razorblades and lines And I walk the line Without fearing no-one Damn my throat is dry I can't taste the wine From these empty bottles If it feels good then it feels good And I do it all day You want me to play you best bring your brain You best bring your money YEA Make me a superstar Yeah It don't matter who you are YEA Make me a superstar YEA No matter who you are Cover me in greed cuz you planted the seed When you fed my ego Needles and disease fool invincible me Like some kind of hero Is it no surprise that I'm paralized By my fame and fortune As I close my eyes and dive into the sky I'm dead twenty seven YEA Make me a superstar YEA It don't matter who you are YEA Make me a superstar YEA No matter who you... And all of my pills and all of my drags Is makin me makin me makin me And all that I feel and all that I see Is makin me makin me makin me And all of my pills and all of my drags Is killin me killin me killin me And all that I feel and all that I see Is fakin me fakin me fakin me YEA Make me a superstar YEA It don't matter who you are YEA Make me a superstar YEA No matter who you are The fireworks erupt as the fans in attendance go crazy. SUPERSTAR Johanna: Making his way to the ring, providing commentary for this evening, Joey Styles! "This is Extreme" by Harry Slash and the Slashtones hits as Styles steps into the ring and holds onto the mic. Johanna: And his broadcast colleague, Joel Gurtner! "Want" by Disturbed hits as Gurtner enters the ring as his parnter holds the mic up. Styles: Welcome, everyone, to the second edition of theEDGE! You're tuning into the Universal Wrestling Federation. My name is Joey Styles- His partner takes the mic away, mid-sentance Gurtner: And well, well, well. It is I, the returning quintessential studmuffin, Joel Gurtner. The fans cheer as the two take their seats ringside. ~*COMMERCIAL BREAK*~ "Get Your Walk On" by Xzibit begins to blare throughout the arena Johanna: The winner of the following match is going to wrestle for the UWF Universal Championship at this month's pay-per-view. Introducing first, the Typhoon Adam Jones! Adam Jones slowly makes his way through the curtain. The fans cheer for him as he goes down the ramp and explosions go off behind him. He slides into the ring and begins to stretch. Joey Styles: Adam Jones is all business right now. (The music for Metallica�s Harvester of Sorrow begins to ring throughout the arena. The heavy music continues to pour in, as the crowd begins to grow a little impatient. Finally the lights turn of, just as the words of the song begin to play, and a shadowy figure steps out from behind the curtains.) My Life Suffocates Planting Seeds of Hate (The figure starts to head towards the ring. He is carrying what appears to be an axe.) I've Loved, Turned to Hate Trapped Far Beyond My Fate I Give You Take (As he nears the ring, you can see that it indeed appears to be the Executioner in a cloak.) This Life That I Forsake Been Cheated of My Youth You Turned this Lie to Truth (He makes it to the ringside steps, stops looks out around the crowd and slowly steps up.) Anger Misery You'll Suffer unto Me (After climbing the steps he finally enters the ring.) Harvester of Sorrow Language of the Mad (The Executioner walks strait up to the Typhoon.) Harvester of Sorrow (The lights turn back on now, as the song fades. Executioner is looking strait into Adam Jones�s eyes, with axe in hand. While still staring the man down, he hands it to the referee, and draws his cloak down. Adam Jones jumps back at seeing a non masked face smiling at him. Suddenly he is struck in the back of the head, by a masked man appearing out of nowhere.) Joey Styles: The real Executioner with a Running clothesline to the back of his opponent�s head! He uses the Father as a distraction to nail the Beheading on Jones! (The referee quickly asks for the bell, as the Father hops out of the ring and Executioner continues his assault.) Ding! Ding! Ding! Adam Jones grabs the nearby ropes and tries to pick himself up, but Executioner hits a knee to the gut. Adam Jones is leaning hard against the top rope, and his opponent takes advantage by burning his eyes across three feet of the rope. He then starts choking him across the top rope. Ref: 1...2...3...4... Executioner releases the hold, grabs the top rope and pulls it back sending the Typhoon crashing onto his back. Executioner drops and elbow and covers. 1... 2... Joey Styles: That was a close one, but Adam Jones was able to kick out. Joel Gurtner: Right now, we're seeing the Executioner implementing his plan of attack onto his opponent. His method. Joey Styles: Executioner's a methodical one. He knows how to build a wrestling match. He doesn't get excited or depressed. He just keeps his mind on the task at hand, and a victory is a victory, by hook or by crook in his opinion. Joel Gurtner: In everyone's opinion, Joey! Who cares how you win, as long as you win. Gordon Solie said, "win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat." And it's not cheating if you don't get caught. Joey Styles: You mean like the Executioner on his knees jawing with the referee right now while his right leg is over the windpipe of Adam Jones choking him without the ref knowing?! Joel Gurtner: Exactly! The referee finally sees this and administers the count. 1... 2... 3... 4... Executioner gets back to his feet. He then hits a knee drop, but lands it on the throat of Adam Jones. Adam has a coughing fit as Executioner goes for another cover. 1... 2... Joey Styles: Adam Jones kicks out of nowhere Joel Gurtner: It doesn't matter, though, because when it's all said and done, there will be some Execution tonight. Joey Styles: Did you come up with that one all by yourself? Joel Gurtner: Shut up, Styles! Executioner sits Jones up and locks in a rear headlock. Adam Jones starts stamping his foot, and the fans clap in unison. Joey Styles: He's coming alive! Joel Gurtner: I said shut up, Styles! Jones makes it to his feet and hits some back elbows. He turns around hitting a swinging haymaker knocking the Executioner back. Jones runs back hitting the ropes. He's picked up and gives a tilt-a-whirl back-breaker. *CRACK* Joel Gurtner: Now it's the Back Breaker Vice! Adam Jones quickly reaches up and rakes the Executioner in the eyes. Joel Gurtner: That's cheating! Joey Styles: I thought you said to always cheat. Joel Gurtner: I never said that, Styles. I said shut up! Jones gets up to his feet and hits a dropkick into the face of the Executioner. Now, both men are down. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... Adam Jones nips up to his feet, turns and hits a quick standing moonsault onto the Executioner. He gets to his knees, grabs the Executioner by the hair and starts punching him right in the face. Jones gets up and drops the elbow. Now in control, the Typhoon nips up to his feet again and grabs the left leg of the Executioner. He nails three kicks to the hamstring and then drops an elbow to the thigh. He gets back up and locks in a stepover toe hold. Joey Styles: A sound strategy by the UWF Raving Champion. He's weaking the lower half of the Executioner, preventing the much stronger man from getting to his feet. Executioner isn't the biggest man in the Federation, but I do believe he's one of the strongest. Joel Gurtner: He is the strongest. Everybody in that Raving Rumble knew it, and that's why it took four men to take him out, and you can't doubt that, Joey. Joey Styles: No, I can't, and thank you for finally calling me by my first name. Joel Gurtner: I thought I said SHUT UP, STYLES! Executioner picks up his right leg and pushes Jones off with his foot. Adam Jones hits back-first into the corner. Executioner gets to his feet with a noticeable limp. Jones kicks the Executioner in the thigh and grabs him by the head. The DDT attempt is reversed as Executioneer puts his opponent on the top rope and nails a quick thrust to the throat. Crowd: OOOOOOOH Joel Gurtner: Everybody in the arena and even in the world heard and even felt that one. Executoner mounts the second turnbuckle and puts Jones in superplex position. Jones punches Executioner in the outer side of the upper thigh and pushes him off. Executioner lands on his back and rolls onto his feet. With Executioner on his feet, Adam Jones delivers a missile dropkick to the adulation of the fans. Jones grabs the left leg of the Executioner and locks in another stepover toe hold. Jones reaches down and grabs the head of the Executioner and pulls it. The Typhoon leans over putting the shoulders of the Executioner on the mat. 1... 2... Joey Styles: Executioner able to kick out of that one with shear power. Adam Jones picks up the Executioner and puts him in position for a suplex. Executioner nails some uppercuts to the stomach of Jones. Executioner reverses the move and puts Jones up in the air. Joey Styles: Executioner looking for a suplex! With Jones still hanging up in the air, the Executioner runs the length of the ring. Adam Jones slides down the back of the Typhoon while holding onto the head. He lands on his feet with Executioner in position. Joey Styles: Eye of the Storm! Adam Jones gets onto his knees and looks down at Executioner. The crowd is electric. Adam Jones gets to his feet and jumps onto the top rope. Joel Gurtner: This could be a big mistake. Joey Styles: Winds of Change! Joel Gurtner: Executioner moves, hahaha! Adam Jones bounces hard off the mat and lays on his side holding his stomach. Joey Styles: Both men are down as the referee begins the count. Ref: 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... Executioner makes it to his feet and puts Jones' head in between his thighs. He picks up the Typhoon for a powerbomb, but Jones flips back attempting a huracarana. Executioner pushes Jones off. The Typhoon lands flips back landing on his feet. He jumps up as if going for another huracarana, but Executioner drops him in an atomic drop. With Jones bent over, Executioner grabs him by the head and... Joel Gurtner: Final Cut! It's over. Ref: 1... 2... 3... Ding! Ding! Ding! Johanna: Here is your winner, the Executioner! Executioner raises his arms into the air. He looks down at Adam Jones and picks him up. With Jones's legs weak under him, the Executioner puts him in the corner. He holds out his hand, and the double-champion shakes it. Executioner then kicks him in the stomach and puts him on the top rope! Joey Styles: What the hell is this about?! The damn match is over. Joel Gurtner: But the ass-kicking has just begun, hahaha! The Executioner grabs Adam Jones� legs and pulls them out. He lays there dangling, as Executioner ascends to the middle turnbuckle. Joey Styles: Oh, no He then grabs Adam Jones by his legs and hooks both feet with his arms. Executioner then falls backwards, pulling Jones off of the top, catapulting them over his body and smashing hard into the mat. *THUD* Crowd: OOHHHHHHHH! Joey Styles: OH MY GOD! Joel Gurtner: Headman's Guillotine! Executioner smiles and looks down as the fans boo him. Executioner climbs out of the ring and heads backstage. ~*COMMERCIAL BREAK*~ (We come back from commercials and see that both Sin and Draven are in the ring. "Voodoo" by Godsmack pounds through the arena as Payne makes his way to the ring.) Joey Styles: Payne looks as if he is ignoring the crowd, ignoring the music, and everything� but the look in his opponents eyes. Joel Gurtner: Yeah� they are the only two people on the earth right now. Payne's enemy is the only reason he is here, the only reason he gets in the ring, the only reason he exists. (Payne makes it to the ring, and starts to climb over the top rope.) Joey Styles: I'm sorry, but we have to go to commercials one more time, so that we may catch this match in it's entirety! (The UWF comes back from the commercials and is in the arena. The fans in attendance are geared up and waiting for something to happen after seeing previous matches. The PA suddenly fizzles and crackles and then the lights in the arena go completely out. After a few moments of darkness, the crowd starts chanting,) Crowd: We want light! We want light! (Then red lasers flash all over the arena and a large spotlight scans over the crowd, then it does a quick 360 degree turn to the entrance ramp, Then the PA system comes to life with the sounds of 'Headstrong' by Trapt. Then a flurry of green fireworks shoot from the stage and several pyro's go off throughout the entire arena as The Franchise walks out to a HUGE ovation.) Joey Styles: And would you listen to that? Joel Gurtner: Yeah I'll try not to forget it! (He is wearing black pants with white trim and white boots. He has white wristbands on and tape over his ring finger. He walks down the ramp and slides into the ring. He stretches on the ropes a bit and then turns to his opponents.) Joey Styles: Looks like everyone is ready! (The referee signals for the bell.) DING! DING! DING! Joey Styles: Chris Hunter starting it off against Sin! Joel Gurtner: Hopefully it will be a good match! (Chris Hunter comes in towards Sin, and Sin backs away. Sin then comes in towards Chris Hunter, and he backs away.) Joel Gurtner: Hopefully someone will start the match! (Finally they both lunge towards each other, and are in the collar and elbow lock up.) Joey Styles: Collar and Elbow� Sin lets go and moves behind Chris! (He now stands belly to back with Chris Hunter. Hunter tries to spin around too, but Sin, continues to maintain the hold. Chris wiggles around, until Sin finally tosses him towards a corner turnbuckle.) Joey Styles: Toss towards the turnbuckle! Joel Gurtner: Do you think Chris is a little over rated? (Hunter tries to steady himself so he doesn't hit the turnbuckle. He regains his footing, and turns around into a huge clothesline, that knocks him onto the mat, and propped up onto the lower portion of the turnbuckle. Sin points to him and the crowd responds.) Joey Styles: No! Why do you say that? (Sin, backs away from the man, while still pointing to him.) Joel Gurtner: He calls himself The UWF Franchise! (Sin turns around halfway away in the ring, and runs full charge into Hunter's face with a dropkick.) Crowd: OOHHHHHHHHHHHH! Joey Styles: So! Joel Gurtner: That's saying something right there! (Hunter grabs his nose, and falls to the mat, as Sin gets up and makes the tag.) Joey Styles: No it's not! Tag by Sin�! Joel Gurtner: Yes it is! He thinks that the UWF revolves around him! Joey Styles: Here comes Draven� (Draven lifts up his opponent, and slams him to the mat hard with a DDT.) Joey Styles: Well maybe it should be! Joel Gurtner: Maybe not! (Draven gets up, and runs towards the far side ropes. He knocks Payne down, with a well placed elbow, before bouncing back, towards Hunter.) Joel Gurtner: Great shot! (Draven looks for an elbow, but misses as Chris rolls out of the way. Payne hops into the ring, and helps Chris lift Draven up.) Joey Styles: Double Suplex� *THUD* Joey Styles: Yes! Nails it! (The referee tells Payne to get out of the ring, who hesitantly does. He turns around to see Chris going for the cover.) 1� 2� Joey Styles: No! Kickout! (Hunter gets up, dragging Draven by the head and makes the tag.) Joey Styles: Payne the legal man now, as Hunter makes the tag! Joel Gurtner: Will you stop talking about him? (The two men toss their opponent into the far side ropes, and wait as he comes back towards them.) Joey Styles: Me? You brought him up! Joel Gurtner: I did not! (They duck to position for a double back body drop, but Draven nails them with a double clothesline.) *THUD* *THUD* (Both bodies hit the mat hard, and Chris rolls to the outside holding his head. Draven gets up and grabs Payne by the hair.) Joey Styles: Draven back in control now after a double clothesline! (Payne raises his arm with full force between Dravens legs, and smacks him with a low blow.) Crowd: OOHHHHHHHHHHH! (However he continues the motion upwards, so it appears to be a scoop slam of sort. Draven hits the mat.) Joey Styles: Ahh! Ref how could you miss that? Joel Gurtner: Hah ha! That's great! (Payne smiles, as he gets back up.) Joel Gurtner: come one Payne give it to him! (Payne lifts his opponent up into the power slam position, and then walks over towards his turnbuckle.) Joey Styles: Could it be? (He then pulls Draven out and downward towards the top of the turnbuckle face first. He hits it hard, and falls to the mat.) *BAM* Crowd: OOHHHHHHHHHHH! Joey Styles: Yes! Snake Eyes� Payne nails one of his patented moves! Cover! 1� 2� Joey Styles: No! Not enough! Joel Gurtner: That�s right! Draven won't lay down to anyone! (Payne gets up, and tags in Chris, who leaps over the top rope easily.) Joey Styles: 'The Franchise' Chris Hunter now� back in! Joel Gurtner: Oh please spare me! (Chris grabs Draven and pulls him to his feet locking in a Belly to Bellys Suplex. He then mights him to the ground.) Joey Styles: Belly to Belly from The Franchise! (Chris pick him up to again hit him with a belly to belly but Draven shakes him off, and backs away to the corner, to make the tag.) Joey Styles: Tag by Draven! (Sin refuses to get inside the ring and starts to shake his head no. They both start to argue back and forth, finally pushing starts to come about.) Joey Styles: Both men arguing! Joel Gurtner: And a shove match now! (Finally it come to a head, as Sin shoves Draven back, and Hunter rolls him up in a roll up fashion. The referee makes the count.) 1� 2� (Draven kicks out again, and then starts to head over towards Sin.) Joey Styles: Draven kicked out� and here come Hunter! (Without looking Draven side steps his charge, and he bounces off of the ropes. He bounces away as Draven chest slaps Sin.) Crowd: WHHOOOOOOOOOOO! (He motions for him to come into the ring.) Joey Styles: Sin now� stepping into the ring! The legal man! Joel Gurtner: I guess that could be a tag! Joey Styles: Well remember he did tag him earlier as well! Joel Gurtner: Well you are right! (Sin hammers Chris Hunter with a clothesline, as he bounces back, and then turns around slapping Draven in the chest.) Crowd: WHHOOOOOOOOOOO! Joey Styles: What is going on? (Sin then starts to yell at Draven as he points to Chris hunter laying on the ground. He goes over, and again they start to argue.) Joey Styles: Still arguing� as Chris is getting up! (Finally Sin punches his partner, and then lifts Draven up and over the ropes, smashing him onto the inside mat.) *THUD* Crowd: OOOHHHHHHHHHHHH! Joey Styles: Referee says it's a tag! (Sin goes to the outside ropes, and positions himself, as Chris makes the cover.) 1� 2� Joey Styles: Kick out! Joel Gurtner: Uhm� what is� (Draven starts to crawl towards his partner, as Chris makes the tag.) Joey Styles: I have no idea! Draven going for the tag� (Sin looking on, just drops down from his position, and starts to head towards the curtains away from the action.) Joey Styles: What is going on here? (The camera follows Sin, who is now walking backstage with Delirium. They turn a corner and make their way to the door to Scarlett's office. Sin stands flush up against the wall to the right of the door. Delirium hops up and down a few times and giggles. She knocks on the door, and the camera now goes back to the ring action. Pyne in the ring, you see Chris Hunter on top of the turnbuckle, waiting for Draven, who is now up, to turn around.) Joey Styles: He's looking for his move� (Draven in a daze, turns around, and sees Payne kick him in the stomach. He then lifts him up for his Jack Knife finisher, as Chris flawlessly flip through the air, and grab him around the neck.) *THUD* Crowd: OOOHHHHHHHHHHHH! Joey Styles: Cracka' Slap and a Jack Knife Power Bomb! Hunter� going for the cover! (The referee positions himself to make the count, but just as he does the lights turn out. A huge lightening bolt flashes across the screen.) *BOOOOOOOOOM* Joey Styles: Oh my God! (The lights turn on to see a huge muscular man on top of all three men, going for a cover. The referee shrugs his shoulders and makes the count.) Joey Styles: What the hell? Joel Gurtner: I have no idea. 1� 2� 3� DING! DING! DING! (Again, the lights turn out, and a huge lightening bolt flashes across the screen.) Joey Styles: What is going on? Who won the tag match? Who was that man? Joel Gurtner: And why do you ask questions that nobody knows? (A few minutes have now past and the camera backstage picks up the scene as the door before Sin opens. Scarlett stands in the doorway with a hate filled look in her eyes. She goes to slam the door, but Delirium quickly puts her hand in the way.) Delirium: No, I'm here on my own! Please, I didn't know who else to turn to! I need your help...please... (Delirium begins to give a near Oscar worthy performance as some tears well up in her eyes. Scarlett eases on the door.) Delirium: It's Sin, he's gone mad. I don't where he is now, but he's after me and I'm so scared...I'm just so frightened...please help me. Scarlett: Where's Draven? Delerium: After he and Sin had their altercation, Draven found Becky backstage and just took off. Scarlett: So Sin's trying to take it out on you? Oh, God! (Scarlett look at Delirium and thinks for a moment. She opens up the door and begins to step outside when Sin sneaks up behind her, putting a hand over her mouth and the other arm to get her in a chickening. Sin drags her into the office and Delirium begins laughing hysterically as she leaps in and slams the door behind her after the camera guy steps in. Sin wrenches her arm and then quickly slams her up against a wall. Delirium locks the door as Scarlett tries to run, but Sin shoves her into a wooden bookcase. The shelves get knocked off and books tumble down. Finally. Sin grabs her by the hair, picks her up and leads her over to her desk. He reaches into his over sized leather trench coat and pulls out a small roll of barbed wire and wire cutters. He props her arms up against some exposed pipes on the wall next to her desk and proceeds to wrap her arms to the hot pipes with barbed wire as if she were being crucified. Blood is trickling down her face from the glass.) Sin: Ssssh, ssssh, the pain I inflict on you now will soon be over. Of course, your pain and suffering will never end. The only solace I can give you is that in my acts here and now, I am offering you a chance to be enlightened, for I can help you truly be as pure as you possibly can be. Delirium: We don't want to make you feel bad, we just want to help you learn and this is necessary. Sin: Of course, this is not the only reason why we are here. You see, Draven has shown more purity of self than almost anyone I have ever met in my life. He has challenged me. Even if it was in jest, I don't take jokes very well obviously. And that shows that he is not the so called sheep you and Hunter call him. But his challenge is without complete malice, so I have no fear of a new foe. Of course, I must make sure that he has been completely severed from his old life. You are unfortunately a pawn in this machination. (Sin looks at the camera.) Sin: Draven, if you are watching...I am very proud in what you have accomplished, but codependent pride is the last thing you need. I am confident that you will not be taken back into the world of manipulation that you yourself have risen out of. That is why I am here with one final test. This woman holds on to the memory of a man now dead. She does so to cull the pain, her own misery, her own suffering, her own loss. She's in pain now...does any part of you feel sympathy? Does any part you care? Is there anything in you that just wants to run into this room and save her? Or the past? (With one hand Sin wipes the blood off of Scarlett's face. With the other he lifts up her shirt enough to reveal her mid drift. Sin then wipes the blood in the exact area the womb is.) Sin: The past Draven, is there any part of you that wishes to go back and do things different? Any part of you wish that perhaps things had gone differently? Free from pain? Free from suffering? A house in the burbs, an SUV, two children going to a good school? Or does that all mean nothing to you? (Delirium walks up to Scarlett.) Delirium: Sin really isn't a bad man, please believe me. He saved my life...he just wants to help save yours. I just want to be friends... (Delirium skips away, as Sin unlocks the door and they leave. The UWF logo shines, as we fade to black.) |
  
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