September 27, 2003
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The lights in the arena go out. Suddenly, there's a blast of pyro as the opening video for UWF theEDGE! is playing on the jumbotron and "Superstar (theEDGE! version)" by Saliva booms loudly.
Now has come the day that I take the lead And I make you follow Toast your champagne cuz I came for greed And not for tomorrow Filthy magazines is all what I need And all what I planned on Where's my limosine it's just like a dream That I wont wake up from YEA Make me a superstar YEA It don't matter who you are YEA Make me a superstar YEA No matter who you... And all of my pills and all of my drags Is makin me makin me makin me And all that I feel and all that I see Is makin me makin me makin me Razorblades and lines And I walk the line Without fearing no-one Damn my throat is dry I can't taste the wine From these empty bottles If it feels good then it feels good And I do it all day You want me to play you best bring your brain You best bring your money YEA Make me a superstar Yeah It don't matter who you are YEA Make me a superstar YEA No matter who you are Cover me in greed cuz you planted the seed When you fed my ego Needles and disease fool invincible me Like some kind of hero Is it no surprise that I'm paralized By my fame and fortune As I close my eyes and dive into the sky I'm dead twenty seven YEA Make me a superstar YEA It don't matter who you are YEA Make me a superstar YEA No matter who you... And all of my pills and all of my drags Is makin me makin me makin me And all that I feel and all that I see Is makin me makin me makin me And all of my pills and all of my drags Is killin me killin me killin me And all that I feel and all that I see Is fakin me fakin me fakin me YEA Make me a superstar YEA It don't matter who you are YEA Make me a superstar YEA No matter who you are The fireworks erupt as the fans in attendance go crazy. SUPERSTAR Johanna: Making his way to the ring, providing commentary for this evening, Joey Styles! "This is Extreme" by Harry Slash and the Slashtones hits as Styles steps into the ring and holds onto the mic. Johanna: And his broadcast colleague, Joel Gurtner! "Want" by Disturbed hits as Gurtner enters the ring as his parnter holds the mic up. Styles: Welcome, everyone, to theEDGE! You're tuning into the Universal Wrestling Federation. My name is Joey Styles- His partner takes the mic away, mid-sentance Gurtner: And well, well, well. It is I, the quintessential studmuffin, Joel "There once was a man from Nantucket" Gurtner! The fans groan at Gurtner as the two take their seats ringside Styles: Thank you joining us fans. Before we take our commercial break for this special one-hour Edge, I want to point out a celebrity at ringside. Gurtner: Celebrity? Traitor is more like it. He left UWF and EHWF. He left Draven high and dry in both feds. He's the anti-thesis of what wrestling is to our competitors. Styles: Be that as it may, in the front row, we have Chris the Franchise! ~*COMMERCIAL BREAK*~ Back from commercial break, Sin and Draven are already in the ring. "Bodies (Vrenna XXX Mix)" from Drowning Pool begins to play, and the lights flash. Jeff Ross and Adam Jones walk halfway down the ramp and stop. They look into the ring and slide in. Ding! Ding! Ding! Styles: The match just started, and it's already a pier six brawl. Sin gets whipped into the corner, and Draven gets whipped into the ropes. HFB deliver a double back body drop over the top rope sending Draven crashing onto the ground. Gurtner: I hope they don't do that in the main event next. Jones is the legal man as is Sin. He delivers a DDT and covers, but Sin is quickly able to kick out. The Typhoon picks up Sin and whips him into the ropes. Sin ducks a clothesline and goes for a crucifix pin. Jones stays on his feet, so Sin alters the move into a sunset flip. Ref: 1...2...break Sin rolls back onto his feet and delivers a quick dropkick to the chest of Adam Jones knocking him into the corner where Draven stands. Draven immediately reaches around and grabs Jones by the throat and hangs him in a backwards hot shot across the top rope. Jones springs forward into a waiting Michinoku Driver by Sin. He hooks the leg Ref: 1...2...break Styles: What a classic Japanese move from Sin Gurtner: This guy can hurt you in so many ways, it's not even funny Sin kicks Jones in the stomach so hard, the fans groan on that one. With Jones on all fours, Sin springs off the Typhoon's back and tags in Draven. Jones uses this opportunity to lunge forward and tag in Jeff Ross. Draven goes for a clothesline, but Ross ducks and delivers a back heel kick to the chin of Draven. He runs forward and knocks Sin off the apron. He runs back and hits a spinning heel kick on Draven. He nips up to the delight of the fans, grabs the top ropes in the corner and hits a split-legged moonsault. Ref: 1...2...break Sin is there to break up the count. Jones is there to punch Sin right in the jaw. Gurtner: Here they go again Styles: All four men in the ring! Jones whips Sin, but he reverses. Draven is there to superkick Jones on his way back. Draven looks at Sin and nods. Sin whips Ross towards Draven who sets up for the kick. Ross reverses mid-move, and Draven - unable to stop his momentum - kicks Ross in the mouth. Sin flies back and is given a reverse twist of fate by Ross. Jones reaches around behind Draven from the ring apron and grabs him by the neck. He hangs Draven in a reverse hotshot springing him off the top rope. Gurtner: Payback from earlier Styles: And you know what they say about payback Gurtner: It sucks! Draven flies forward to get kicked in the stomach from Ross and put in double-underhook position. Styles: End of Everything! Gurtner: Oh, God Jeff Ross instead delivers a tigerbomb. Ross springs off the top rope and delivers a guillotine leg drop as Draven crashes on his back. Styles: Shades of the Headbangers' Mosh Pit move. Gurtner: A damn cover. Noooo! Ref: 1...2...3 Johanna: Here are your winners and newww UWF Tag Team Champions, Jeff Ross and Adam Jones! Gurtner: It's over that fast? Scarlett is seen running down the ramp. She jumps onto the ring apron. Jeff Ross walks up to her and pie-faces her off. She flies off landing on Sin. The two are down. In the ring, Ross picks up Draven as Jones slides in a table. Ross puts Draven on the top rope as Jones sets it up. The two climb to the second turnbuckle. Gurtner: I'm sure this will make the Franchise at ringside happy. Styles: Franchise isn't at ringside. Gurtner: He's in the damn ring! From behind, the Franchise delivers a double low blow, one to each member of the HFB. On the top rope, Draven grabs Adam Jones and puts his head between his thighs. Draven flips over and sunset flip powerbombs Ross through the table. Meanwhile, the Franchise climbed onto the ring apron. He climbs to the top rope and puts Ross in position. Styles: Oh, my God! Franchise delivers a Drop Zone onto Jeff Ross off the top rope. Ross convulses from the impact. The Franchise helps pick up Draven. Once on his feet, Draven pushes the Franchise away and jumps through the ropes to ringside. He backs up into someone. He turns to see Scarlett. He jumps back and jumps over the barricade. He looks at the Franchise and then at Scarlett. After looking back and forth a few times, he goes through the crowd and heads backstage. Sin, meanwhile, just shakes his head and heads back up the ramp. Scarlett and The Franchise are now looking at eachother as we take our final commercial break. ~*COMMERCIAL BREAK*~ Styles: Before we can get the following match underway, we must tell the fans that Jeff Ross, the new tag champion, cannot compete in the following match due to that vicious move from Chris the Franchise. Johanna: The following match will be an eight man over the top rope battle royal� for the UWF Raving Champion! (The crowd roars with approval.) Johanna: The rules are simple. Two men will begin in the match. When two minutes are up another opponent will make there way to the ring. This shall continue until all eight men involved have been inside the ring. Once a wrestler has been thrown over the top rope and both of their feet have hit the ground� that man is eliminated. The match shall continue in that fashion until one man stands alone� in the ring� victorious! (The crowd cheer again at hearing this.) Johanna: Ladies and gentlemen are you ready? Crowd: Yeah! Johanna: I SAID� LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ARE� YOU� READY? Crowd: YEAH! (Again they start to roar with cheers.) Johanna: And now� the man who drew number one� (The music for Metallica�s Harvester of Sorrow begins to ring throughout the arena. The heavy music continues to pour in, as the crowd begins to grow a little impatient.) Johanna: Standing 6'3-1/2" and weighing 270 pounds� (Finally the lights turn of, just as the words of the song begin to play, and a shadowy figure steps out from behind the curtains, with a purple spot light on him.) My Life Suffocates Planting Seeds of Hate Johanna: The Executioner! (The figure starts to head towards the ring, with a mixed reaction from the crowd. He is carrying his ever-present axe.) I've Loved, Turned to Hate Trapped Far Beyond My Fate I Give You Take (As he nears the ring, you can see that it indeed appears to be the Executioner in a cloak.) This Life That I Forsake Been Cheated of My Youth You Turned this Lie to Truth (He makes it to the ringside steps, stops looks out around the crowd and slowly steps up.) Anger Misery You'll Suffer unto Me (After climbing the steps he finally enters the ring.) Harvester of Sorrow Language of the Mad Harvester of Sorrow Styles: This doesn�t look good for him! He drew number one from the list of participants! Gurtner: That�s right it doesn�t! (Get Your Walk On" by Xzibit begins to blare throughout the arena, as Adam Jones slowly makes his way through the curtain.) Styles: This doesn�t look good him either! (There is no rush towards the ring, as Jones assesses the situation. His fans start to cheer for him.) Crowd: Typhoon! Typhoon! Typhoon! (He makes his way down the ramp all the while listening as the explosions go off behind him. He makes it to the outside and slides into the ring. He then quickly gets up onto his feet, where in turn the bell rings.) Ding! Ding! Ding! (Adam starts to pace around the ring.) Styles: And the match is on! Gurtner: All right! Let�s see what will happen tonight! (Adam and Executioner go for a collar and elbow tie up.) Styles: Collar and Elbow! (Both men jockey for position, but none is given or taken. After a couple more seconds, both men push off of each other. Adam walks around in a circle as does the Executioner. Jones turns towards the crowd, and starts to clap an easy rhythm out loud. Soon the fans follow in.) Styles: Jones getting the crowd involved� (Soon both men start towards each other again, as the crowd continues.) Styles: Collar and Elbow again! (With little effort the Executioner backs him up into the corner turnbuckle, and slaps him on the chest.) *SMACK* Crowd: WHHOOOOOOO! (He slaps him again.) *SMACK* Crowd: WHHOOOOOOO! (Jones leans over and grabs his chest. The Executioner comes in again, and grabs at Adam�s head that leans over just in front. Adams grabs at his opponent�s legs and falls to the mat hard.) Styles: Double leg takedown by Jones! (Adam grabs the Executioner�s right leg, while rising to the mat. He then takes the opportunity to kick him in the knee.) Styles: And Adam� taking the opportunity he needs to work on the big man�s knee. Gurtner: All big men will go down� if you do that. (He then goes back to the man lying face up on the mat, grabs his leg and then drops an elbow.) Styles: Elbow drop on the knee! Gurtner: He�ll feel that in the morning! (He then gets up and elbow drops his knee again. The Executioner rolls over grabbing his knee in pain rolling around in circles.) Styles: Jones still� working on that knee! (Jones goes over, pulls his leg up and again goes for a elbow drop to the wrestler�s knee.) Gurtner: He won�t stop! (Executioner moves his free leg up and pushes Adam off and away from him. Adam bounces freely off of the ropes. He then springs forward, looking for the Executioner he, tries to plant an elbow into the big man�s side, but the Executioner moves away easily. Adam hits the mat hard.) Styles: Jones misses with an elbow drop! (Both men get up to their feet, again Jones comes in charging at Executioner. The Executioner slaps a front face lock claw on him, in response.) Styles: Iron claw! Gurtner: Painful looking! Styles: No doubt it would be painful if any wrestler were to apply it! But if it�s the Executioner� you better believe it is excruciating! He loves to torture his opponents! (The Executioner continues to maintain the hold, as the crowd starts to get a little restless. Suddenly you hear them count out loud the numbers shown on the Raventron, and everyone turns towards the entranceway to see what the disturbance is.) Crowd: 5� 4� 3� 2� 1! BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! (�Voodoo� by Godsmack begins to ring out all over the arena as Payne runs toward the ring, and easily slides in.) Styles: Payne is now in the ring! Gurtner: Hah! Hope he knows what he is getting into! (He walks right up to the Executioner who is still maintaining the hold on Adam Jones. He gets right in front of him, and with back turns thrusts all of his power into a back elbow directed towards his face. But the Executioner easily ducks it, and releases the hold on his fallen victim.) Styles: No effect! (Payne turns around, and this time tries to land a punch on the rising Executioner. The punch is landing but he just stands there like a brick wall.) Styles: No effect! (Again Payne releases another powerful punch, but the executioner just stands there.) Styles: Still no effect! Gurtner: He just stands there like a brick wall! Styles: That he does! (Again he goes for a punch, but the Executioner grabs his arm. He then tries and toss him towards the ropes, but Payne plants his feet, and then tries to thrust the Executioner towards the ropes.) Styles: Reversal by Payne! (This time the Executioner plants his feet, and tries to reverse the Irish Whip for a second attempt.) Styles: Reversal by executioner! No� (As Payne starts to lunge forward Executioner wraps him around the neck, jumps outward, and falls hard to the mat, in a parallel position.) *THUD* Crowd: OOHHHHHHHHHH! Styles: The Final Cut! Executioner lands the Final Cut on Payne! Gurtner: Well that�s it for him! (Executioner calmly rises up, with the opponent�s head still in grasp, and effortlessly tosses him up and over the top rope to the outside mat.) Styles: And Payne is the first to be eliminated! Gurtner: Wait� (The Executioner turns around into a clothesline from Adam. He flips over the top rope.) Styles: And Executioner is the se� (Adam turns around as the Executioner still hanging on, slips back into the ring unnoticed.) Styles: No! The Executioner is still in this match! (Executioner gets up slowly, and then dashes over to his opponent, while his back is still turned.) Styles: Executioner with a head of steam� (He grabs him from behind the head, and runs toward the opposite side ropes, he then tosses Adam up and over the top ropes. He then turns around and walks toward the side facing the entrance curtain.) Styles: And Adam Jones is eli� (Jones still grabbing the top rope straddles the middle one, and slides back in. The Executioner turns around just in time to see this.) Styles: No! Adam Jones is still in this match as well! Gurtner: What an exciting match so far! (The Executioner shakes his head, as again the fans start to chant in sync with the Raventron�s count down.) Crowd: 5� 4� 3� 2� 1! BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! (Confusion starts to blare over the UWF arena, and Sin races towards the ring. He slides inside only to be greeted by fists from both men.) Styles: Jones and Executioner both wailing away on Sin! Gurtner: He can take it! (Sin gets up, and gets tossed into the far side ropes by both men. He hits it and bounces back.) Styles: Both men looking for a back body drop! (Sin runs up and gives a powerful double DDT to both men.) *THUD* *THUD* Crowd: OOHHHHHHHHHH! (Sin gets up and grabs Jones.) Styles: He locks in a Fisherman�s Suplex! Lifts him up! *THUD* Crowd: OOHHHHHHHHHH! (Sin nails his Fisherman�s Suplex DDT. He then gets up and grabs the Executioner in a Fisherman�s Suplex position.) Gurtner: Two coming up! Styles: Sin lifts Executioner up� wait! Reversal� Executioner rocks backwards and locks in a vertical suplex. (The Executioner lifts up Sin, charges half of the ring and then lands his thunderous Running Vertical Suplex.) *BAM* Crowd: OOHHHHHHHHHH! Styles: Running Vertical Suplex by the Executioner! (Executioner gets back up and walks over to Adam who still lies on the ground. He then picks him up in a front vertical suplex, and charges towards Sin.) Styles: Another Running Vertical Suplex! (This time he slams his opponent on top of Sin. Again the mat shakes with the force of his power.) Crowd: OOHHHHHHHHHH! Styles: Oh my God! Gurtner: Ouch! That�s gatta hurt! (The Executioner leisurely walks away from his two adversaries, and sits down in the opposite corner still eyeing them both, as the Raventron counts down. He focuses on the Entranceway as the crowd begins to count.) Crowd: 5� 4� 3� 2� 1! BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! (Show Me How to Live" by Audioslave plays, as A.J. Phoenix runs towards to ring, and slides in. He quickly looks at the two broken bodies and then at the Executioner who sits in the corner.) Styles: He doesn�t know who to go after! Gurtner: I wouldn�t either! The psychopath that occasionally wields an axe� or the two men he beat lying on the mat. (A.J. Phoenix again looks at the bodies, and then at Executioner. Executioner extends a palm facing both men. A.J. stares at him a couple more seconds, and then heads towards them, still eyeing him.) Styles: Well looks like some sort of alliance. Gurtner: I guess. (Phoenix grabs Sin, who now starts to move up, and lifts him upon his shoulder. He then runs toward the side of the ring Executioner sits.) Styles: Power Slam coming up! (Sin just slides off of his back, and shoves him towards the ropes. Phoenix hits them turns around and runs right into a kick to the stomach. Sin then puts him into a standing head scissors, and lifts him into the air, as the Executioner rises off of the mat.) Styles: Could be sin�s Power Bomb DDT! Gurtner: Or a Power bomb to the outside! (The Executioner bounces of the ropes facing both men, and performs his wrap around clothesline to Sin. Sin falls to the mat, dropping A.J. as well.) Gurtner: Well� guess we will never know now! Styles: Hangman�s Clothesline from the Executioner! Gurtner: Didn�t want to see another elimination just yet. Styles: Or like stated before� he might be looking for a temporary alliance. (Out of nowhere the opening drums to Breaking Benjamin's "Phase" can be heard. This is a remix, however, interwoven with Nickelback's "Someday". "Someday" plays quicker than usually, but it's in the background of the "Phase" opening. This continues for nearly a minute and a half.) Styles: What�s that? Gurtner: I�m not sure! (The Executioner gets up and looks confused as well, as he too realizes it is not time for the next opponent to come out. Executioner backs up and into an Adam Jones German Suplex.) *BAM* Crowd: OOHHHHHHHHH! How the hell did we wind up like this? Why weren�t we able. Styles: Executioner never even saw it coming! Release German Suplex from Jones! Gurtner: Man� that hurt me just looking at it! Styles: Jones now the only man standing! To see the signs that we missed. Try to turn the tables. I wish you would unclench your fists. And unpack your suitcase. Lately there's been to much of this. But don�t think it's too late. (The drums now sound faster and louder with the guitar and the bass as the real beginning music to the song "Phase" is about to begin, even though we can still hear "Someday" as smoke billows onto the stage. Jones looks on confused as well.) Nothing's wrong. Just as long. As you know that someday I will! (The Raventron shows the countdown as the crowd chants along with it.) Crowd:5...4...3...2...1! BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! (A small blast of sparks that are sent down from the RavenTron "Phase" now opens, but Nickelback's "Someday" can still be heard in the background.) Someday. Somehow. Gonna' make it alright, but not right now. I know you�re wondering when. You�re the only one that knows that. (Now, that "Someday" has fully transitioned to Breaking Benjamin's "Phase" as Draven stands on top of the stage looking down at the ring. After looking at the fans for two seconds, he walks down the ramp with his eyes locked on the ring.) Styles: Oh man! That�s an icy stare� directed purely at Jones! Gurtner: That is an understatement! The light is dead in your eye. So I'll keep living my life. I only wanted to try. To find my way back inside. (Draven walks around the ring and hi-fives the Children of Suffering who are ever-present in the front row. The cheer him on and give him words of encouragement.) My imitation of life! My litigation of life! It's something easy to find! Inside the shade of your eye! (After climbing the steel steps, he turns around to face the crowd and holds his arms up as the chorus plays.) Out of the ground, I rise to grace! Nobody knows it's just a phase! Help me, I'm out of breath again! Nobody knows somewhere to make it go away! (Draven then turns, takes off his sunglasses and throws them down. He climbs into the ring as we can hear these final words from the song.) It's just a Phase! (The camera pans to the backside corner where you see that the Executioner is holding of both A.J. Phoenix, and Sin with some punches. He then double clotheslines them. Meanwhile, the action focuses back again towards Draven.) Styles: Here we go! What we have been waiting for! Draven and Jones! Gurtner: Yeah baby! (Both men begin to exchange punches as the crowd starts to count down again.) Crowd: 5� 4� 3� 2� 1! BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! (No music is present, as Alex Braun runs down to the ring and slides in. He runs past Draven and Adam, and heads strait on over to the Executioner.) Styles: Alex Braun has now entered the fray! (He grabs the Executioner by the back of the head, and tries to toss him out. The Executioner goes over the top rope, still holds on, twists around, and double kicks Alex in the gut, with momentum on the way back.) Styles: Very effective move by the Executioner! (The Executioner then grabs the new man by the back of the head and tosses him out. Over the top rope, and to the floor he spills.) Styles: Alex has now just been eliminated! Gurtner: Alex Braun has now left the fray! Styles: Well said! Gurtner: Thank you! (Executioner gets up, but is hammered in the back by A.J. Phoenix.) Styles: Hammer to the back of the Executioner� by A.J. Phoenix! (Phoenix now starts heading over towards Draven and Jones, who are still exchanging blows.) Styles: Draven swings and hits Adam! Jones bends down� lifts him up! (Jones picks Draven up in a gorilla press slam position. Everybody in the audience is on their feet with anticipation. Jones runs and throws Draven well over the top rope.) Styles: Draven is gone! Draven has been eliminated! (Draven flies through the air and is caught by the Children of Suffering in the front row. Adam starts to chuckle to himself, and turns around into a running clothesline from A.J. Phoenix.) Styles: Ladies and gentlemen� I have just been informed that Draven's feet never touch the ground! He is still a legal man in this match! Gurtner: Really? You can do that? Styles: Apparently so! (The Children of Suffering carry Draven over the barricade and put him back into the ring. He then Irish Whips A.J. Phoenix towards the opposite side ropes.) Styles: Irish Whip! (Draven changes in, timing his attack perfectly. The Second his opponent turns around and bounces back, he is met with a kick to his jaw. He easily falls over the top ropes and to the floor.) Styles: Super Kick by Draven! And we have our selves another elimination! Gurtner: Ow! Styles: A.J. Phoenix is gone! (Draven turns around and walks over to where Adam lays, as the crowd counts down.) Crowd: 5� 4� 3� 2� 1! BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! (There is a mixture of cheers and Boo as Danny Rose�s music plays.) Styles: And here comes the last man in tonight�s match! Gurtner: Lucky number eight! (Most of the crowd begins to boo and starts throwing stuff at the ramp. Danny just starts to laugh and smiles as he confidently strides to the ring.) Styles: Danny He seems to enjoy this! Gurtner: Well� he does have the best chance of winning! (He taunts the crowd for a few seconds, before hoping into the ring.) Styles: All right! Everybody who is in this match� has been inside the ring! Gurtner: That�s right! Styles: We are down to the final five men now! Danny Rose who has just entered the ring! Draven� who is battling Adam Jones as we speak! And Executioner who is fighting Sin in the far corner! Gurtner: One of these men will be the next UWF Raving Champion! (The camera focuses in on Jones, as he turns and levels Rose with a clothesline. He then turns back around and nails Draven with one as well. Draven is knocked over, however he holds onto the top rope, lands on the ring apron, and stands up.) Styles: Draven can still be eliminated! (He stands there dazed, as Adam charges in. Draven holds the top rope and drops down creating a low bridge. Adam flies over the top rope, but hangs on, one foot dragging on the ground.) Styles: Both Draven and Adam Jones� are mere seconds away from a loss! Gurtner: Come on! (Sin comes over to the men, and allows his partner to hop back into the ring, all the while trying to pry Adam Jones� fingers of the top rope one at a time. Draven just stands there looking down at his opponent. Suddenly Draven flips head over heels, as he is struck from behind.) Styles: The Beheading! Executioner hits The Beheading on Draven! Gurtner: So what! (Sin turns his head to see his partner go down, and then gets a face full of claw from the Executioner.) Styles: Executioner again with his Iron Face Claw! (Sin wiggles in pain, as Jones pulls himself back up and into the ring. He looks at the Executioner and both men nod. The Executioner then tosses Sin over the top rope. Sin grabs it, regains his balance and then stands on the apron.) Styles: Executioner and Jones now working together it seems! Gurtner: Yah think? (Both men turn their backs and run into the ropes supporting Sin. He gets catapulted off of the apron and meets the floor below.) Styles: Executioner and Adam have both eliminated Sin! (Executioner and Jones start to celebrate. Just as he lowers his guard Jones catches the Executioner�s Diamond Cutter.) Styles: Executioner! Again nails The Final Cut! Gurtner: Oh well� there goes Adam Jones! (The Executioner lifts him up and positions him for a toss out. Just in the nick of time Draven hits him with a side elbow, knocking him off balance.) Styles: What? Draven saved Adam! Gurtner: Maybe he wants to eliminate him himself. Styles: Maybe� wait� Danny Rose back in the fray! Gurtner: Come on! (Both Draven and Rose, pound away on Executioner. Finally they get him so tired he just leans against the ropes. Draven picks a lifeless Adam Jones up, and shakes him. Jones gets up in a frightening state, and readies his fists.) Styles: Draven is says something that seems to be calming him down. (Jones nods his head, and both men make there way over to the Executioner and Danny Rose. Soon, all three men begin to lift up on the man.) Styles: Can they? Gurtner: I don�t� Styles: Yes! (With a burst of strength, all three men lift him over the rope, and make sure he spills to the outside.) Styles: Executioner has now been eliminated! Gurtner: Wow! That was quite a while! Styles: Your telling me! (All three men back away and admire their handiwork. Danny Rose lifts up his arms and starts to celebrate. Both Draven and Adam Jones look at each other and nod. The second he turns around, he is greeted by a double clothesline, that sends him over the ropes and to the outside floor.) Styles: Danny Rose has now been eliminated! Gurtner: We are now down to the last two men! Styles: Who will be the next UWF Raving Champion? Draven� or Adam Jones! (Both men again start to exchange punches, neither man getting the advantage. Draven goes for an Irish Whip, but Adam reverses.) Styles: Draven hits the ropes� he comes back! (He goes for a clothesline but is back dropped over the top rope. Draven lands flat on his back with a sickening thud on the outside.) *SMACK* Crowd: OOHHHHHHHHH! Styles: Draven has been eliminated! Draven has been eliminated! Gurtner: Jones is the new UWF Raving Champion? (The camera focuses on the outside and we can see that Draven�s feet hit the barricade and his legs are up in the air.) Styles: Wait� again� his feet never touch the ground! (Draven realizes his precarious position and lays there for a moment) Gurtner: Hah hah! I love this! (Draven sits contemplating how he can get back into the ring, without having both feet touch. He rolls backwards and onto his hands in a handstand, he then goes over to the ring steps and sets his feet down on them. He gets back to a standing position and goes back in.) Styles: Well you can�t say that he isn�t unique! Gurtner: Man� he is one tough cookie! (Jones still stands there wide eyed. He looks on slowly clapping at his opponent�s performance. Draven takes a bow, and stands back up. Again they again tare at each other.) Styles: Draven with a headlock! (Jones pushes his opponent towards the ropes, but Draven knowing his ring position slides on the mat, and turns around. He turns to see Adam drop kicking him. Draven stumbles back into the ropes.) Styles: Clothesline! Gurtner: No! (Draven flips over the ropes, and slaps the floor.) Ding! Ding! Ding! Gurtner: No! Johanna: Ladies and gentlemen your winner and Newww!!! UWF Raving Champion� Adam �The Typhoon� Jones! Styles: Adam Jones is the new UWF Raving Champion! I�m sorry people but we have to go! Adam Jones is the new Champion! Please watch next week as� (The picture fades as you see Adam Jones posing in the ring, with the belt in hand.) |
