Ross is Over theEDGE!?
11.30.03
The Rave is about to release some information to the press about the UWF and the UPWA situation when Jeff Ross comes walking out.

Rave:- What are you doing here?

Ross:- Well, I want to talk to you about this Triple-Threat match. I've been talking to the bookers and the writers and shiznit, but I dun wanna' be part of this. Soon, you're gonna' have me pull back my hair and wearing name brand clothes like yourself. I can't go for the Universal Title. Muh juggalos out here don't want to see me leave the DeathMatch scene, am I right?

The people of the press cheer.

They know whassup, and they know just what's going to happen. I'm fine with singles matches coz I can be myself. I'm fine with the Tag Title coz I love doing two-man spots. But I just can't go for a top title, even if it's in a hardcore match.

That doesn't make sense? Basically, what you're saying is that you're not good enough to make it, so you're happy where you are.

It's the same reason a lot of wealthy people who live in the 'hood stay in the 'hood. That's where they're from, and that's where they're gonna' stay. Ya' feel me?

Well, I still need a third man, coz I don't want Franchise vs AJ Phoenix. They're bankable, and I need someone else in there.

I think it should be someone who Franchise is cool w/ also. Ya' know, make it fair.

And who do you have in mind?

A guy I used to work with...by the name of....BRETT HARDY!

Very well then.


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