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| Things to Do During a Boring Class
1. Bring a blow horn. Use it when you ask or answer a question. 2. Hire a video crew to come to the class. If asked about it, say that you have to tape the class for a friend. 3. Bring a water gun. Shoot the professor with water when his/her back is turned. 4. Bring a small chalkboard to class. Ask the professor if you can borrow his chalk to take notes. 5. Contradict everything the professor says. Offer irrefutable scientific proof. 6. When the professor asks a question, raise your hand. If the professor calls on you, point to someone in the next row and say �He knows.� Pick a different person each time. 7. Buy a doll. When you go to class, leave the doll in your chair, along with your notebook and pen. Say that you have an important meeting to go to, and that the doll will be taking notes for you. 8. Get up to go to the bathroom five or six times during the class. Change clothes every time. 9. Buy a watermelon. Give it to the professor. If he/she asks, say �They were out of apples.� 10. Bring a fully-stocked picnic basket to class. Explain that you didn�t have time to eat breakfast. 11. Bring a fishing rod. Try to catch things on the professor�s desk. 12. Tell the professor you are on a new experimental cold medication that may have strange side effects. Every ten minutes or so, run around the room screaming. Afterward, claim that you have no memory of what just happened. 13. Bring a flash camera. Take pictures every few minutes, using a very bright flash. If anyone complains, say that you didn�t see any sign saying you couldn�t bring cameras. 14. Before class starts, turn all the desks upside down. Sit on them like you would normally. 15. Bring popcorn. Throw it at the professor. Complain that these trained animal shows aren�t what they used to be. 16. Ask questions in a foreign language you know the professor doesn�t know. Act angry when he/she doesn�t understand you. 17. Bring a light bulb. Hold it over your head whenever you have the answer to a question. 18. Bring an easel and a paint set. Paint a portrait of the professor during the class. Say that it is a homework assignment for art class. 19. Keep raising your hand and ask when the movie is going to start. 20. Bring a tape player and a tape of a thunderstorm. Keep it hidden. Sometime during the lecture, start the tape, stand up; claim that the professor has angered the gods and leave. Watch to see how many people follow you By Taylor |
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