| Twenty Ways To Annoy Muggles and wizards kind alike By Taylor 1.Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. �I�m Bob, nice to meet you...� �PROVE IT!�) 2. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your �imaginary friend.� 3. Call other people �Champ� or �Tiger.� Refer to yourself as �Coach.� 4. Close your eyes and start snoring whenever anyone tries to talk to you. 5. Consistently refer to everyone as �mortal.� 6. Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, �Have you got enough air in there?� 7. Disagree strongly with everything anybody says. 8. Every time someone asks you to do something or says something to you ask �Is that a threat?� 9. Every time you see a particular coworker, shout, �So we meet again!� and laugh evilly. 10. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol. 11. Poke anyone near you and say, �stop violating my personal space.� 12. Pretend you are invisible. 13. Reapeat the following conversation a dozen times: �Do you hear that?�, �What?�, �Never mind, it�s gone now.� 14. Reply to everything someone says with �that's what YOU think.� 15. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. 16. Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you�re staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff their head, then run away. Repeat. 17. Take photos of people walking down the street and then run away. 18. Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, �Do you know the muffin man?� 19. When in a chat room, spell everything incorrectly. 20. When you�re in an argument, no matter what it�s about, keep yelling �I don�t see your name on it |
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