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QUOTES BY RAVEN

"My hair = the shiznit!"

"I'm having puncuation problems again..."

"Stop mocking me Peter1 er !"

"Is it really wrong to smack your head off your watch once in a while?"

"This cow is comfy!...it's hurting my jaw..."

"Bambi's nose go SQUISH!"

"Ooooo...sparkey..."

"GO HOME!"

"Fuck your common good!"

"How many times has he said common good?!"

"Ow! My tongue!"

"The goddesses bless my descriptiveness from writing stories."

"You PREGNANT FISH!"

"There's a shot...called cum on my tits..."

"Mmmm...this one sounds yumm...Death by chocolate..."

"My popsicle...is deformed..."

"::.through clenched teeth.:: He said the fucking common good again..."

"I think I'm diseased..."

"Ha! I knew you'd say it!"

"We had an assignment? What assignment!?"

"That's the fucking answer you twit..."

"How many times has he repeated himself?"

"You pulled a me!"

"I don't get it!"

"What if she's a better screamer?"

"How is this a court decision?"

"Gimme a B! Gimme a U! Gimme a K, A...wait...I spelt it wrong..."

"::.insert prep giggle.:: Aw...I drew on myself..."

"What? The pronunciation of bulb?"

"I wanna live through this class..."

"Now I have nothing to suck on..."

"I'm falling off my chair!"

"For some estranged reason, my neck hurts..."

"I am the diamond faerie!"

"What is Uredo doing...?"

"What's...with the tree...?"

"I will make Sukuredo's hammer!

"That's SO annoying..."

"Waaaaaaaah! Noooooo!"

"I am so mad..."

"If I was an anime character, I would have a nosebleed."

"::.singing.:: I'm a cowgirl! And I'm riding on my horse! Bang dee do dang! And I'm shootin' all around! I'm a cowgirl! And I'm-- ::.stops.:: DAMN!"

"No...Linnie HAD to be fancy and do a knee drop...ow..."

"I'll glitter you!"

"I don't say 'You suck!' to guys. I say that to girls. I say 'You lick!' to guys."

"It looks like...I've been cut up..."

"I'm a BOHEMIAN REVOLUTIONARY!"

"Did you spray hairspray in your eye? I didn't think so..."

"GAAAAAH! Too...kawaii! >_O"

"GAH! Don't tell Mikhail!"

"Oi...watch yer mouth..."

"YOU RHYMED!"

"Bahness...gahness...nessness..."

"Thanks for giving me my quotes of the day!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"

"Hakai no jo-ou!"
\(translation: The queen of destruction)

"What?"

"English is a good language."

"Am I the ONLY one that knows about this!??!?!"

"Yes! Wonderful!"

"It's more of an 'UNH' sound."

"Who...?"

"Fuck me..."

"Take that and shove it up your ass!"

"Slapped! Ha!"

"Sounds like a howdy good time for square dancing!"

"Yahoo smiley!"

"::.singing relatively quiet.:: Do you think it's cool to walk right up to take my life and FUCK IT UP!!"

"And you say... ::.long pause.:: ::.starts laughing.:: there's an icebag hanging from the other balcony..."

"I'm a cow...I moo and eat grass."

"He is! They show him in the FMV at the end! He's....a big flower...."

"I'll show the flower who's the big flower!"

"Snoot! I'm falling asleep!"

"::.out of nowhere.:: Hello sandwich!"

"I will bash you! I will bash you good!"

"I veel give you a steeck. Not joost anee steeck. A POINTEE STEECK!"

"Shnuuuu!"

"From Sean, Lindsey and me!....waaaaiiiit....."

"::.contemplates raping Legolas.::"

"I'm gonna stab them all in the pen...waaaaiiiit..."

"Did she just say 'People in a box are too short?'"

"You know what Shelagh? ::.playing with Pepsi bottle it falls over, bounces up, smacks Linnie in the face and rolls under the desk.::"

"...I'm turned off of my appo..."

"I need to find a pen so I can make a mental note!"

"I don't have proper cotherant houghts."

"Just because I don't have copper cotherant thoughts..."

"Oh gods...I thought Mrs. Vegera said Mrs. Viagra!"

"I need donut...I need FAT."

"Now, back to milking your chickens!"

"I'm gonna leave in less than two--HI SIR!"

"Did she say, 'It's good to have a good relationship with your dog.'?"

"::.talking about a song.:: It's all about having a small dick."

"Pulling Peters can be dangerous."

"::.waves giant flag that says "LINNIE IS MAGIC!".::"

"Then I PROCLAIMED to the world that IT'S A GARDEN!"

"Then...I proclaimed to the world that the celing is white/blue/pink/purple/black!"

"CELING FAAAAN!"

"I want to kill the hoebeast. I'll grab my lance."

"The ceiling fans will take over the world and inhabit every room in every house...then LORI from TRADING SPACES will come, destroy all the ceiling fans and be known as...THE CELING FAN SLAYER!"

"I stand up tall!...or short...for my dorkdom!"

"They're aren't chinese, They aren't fighting...THEY'RE HONEY GRAHM!"

"He used to be my teddy bear...I could give him hugs whenever I wanted! Now he won't let me..."

"Like rocks. They make no sense. They're just...THERE!"

"He has LONG...silver hair and wears black leather. He has a LOOONG...sword..."

"HUH!? Why is Becka swimming?! She's supposed to be walking on the sand! Not in the water! Stupid animation."

"::.attempt of typing without pressing backspace.:: YAY! I finished my wanameia!...huh? WTF? Wanameia? Wanameia = animation."

"::.reading Giles' paper.:: 'In peculiar, the white moon'--PECULIAR!? Uh...no. I think that's supposed to say PARTICULAR."


SPECIAL EDITION MURDER MYSTERY QUOTES!


"Now THAT'S a man for me. Money and a big...big...YACHT."

"Oh...and between you and me...the people here need to get out a bit more often."

"Of course I'll...change the names to protect the...innocent! ::.cackle.:: What a clich�."

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