| QUOTES BY FRIENDS AND OTHER PEOPLE "Kick me cool!" ~ Leah M. "Sir! Does that say 3 bulbs or 3 balls?" ~ Rob C. "Noooo! Jesse turned into a kleenex box!" ~ Rob C. "Mom! I mean sir...can I ask you a question?" ~ Leah M. "Go away you're not wanted!" ~ Leah S. "You must INSERT the object." ~ Casey "You have to switch the flick!" ~ Robyn "Fudder mucker!" ~ Robyn "Did you just say masturbate?" ~ Jesse A. "Backasswords!" ~ Peter "Gentiles? Did they roam when Jesus was alive?" ~ Mr. D'Alberto (Science teacher) "I'm telling on you sir!" ~ Leah M. "Don't pinch my valve!" ~ Mr. D'Alberto "Oh the confuzzlement! I'm so confuse!" ~ Leah S. "So many guys, so little time!" ~ Leah S. "Oh lordy..." ~ Sharri "We can cook wieners! Yum!" ~ Rob C. "Wiener party!" ~ Rob C. "Arm and HAMMERED!" ~ Rob C. "Jesse, are you upset because I never called you my dear?" ~ Mr. D'Alberto "No more talk about sucking and tongues!" ~ Mikhail "Dar-diddly-arn" ~ Peter "I want Cum On My Tits...wait...that doesn't sound right..." ~ Peter "You should keep track of how many times you hurt yourself a day." ~ Mikhail "I sound fruity!" ~ Mikhail "Heather...I've been told to ask you about...birthday spankings." ~ Mr. D'Alberto "I have met a true accident prone." ~ Mikhail "Like Spike likes Buffy? Or how Romeo liked Juliet? Or how peanut butter likes jelly?" ~ Casey "They are better than the fully charged...non-rechargable...batteries...did that make sense?" ~ Mr. D'Alberto "I gotta get my ball joints checked." ~ Mr. D'Alberto "Robyn, if you want a field trip, walk through a field on the way home." ~ Mr. D'Alberto "Pie = 8.483841." ~ w00fei "I think I'll be packing something...hopefully not fudge..." ~ Peter "I've heard life is like a box of chocolates, that it's a cheap, thoughtless gift that no one ever asked for but to me it's like sitting in a car. When you sit in a car in the rain, it's like living. You don't have a key so you can't drive away or you can't drive away because you don't know how. I guess you have to find your key then learn to drive away to a place where you aren't in the rain. Or you can just wait 'til you find someone to drive you away." ~ Casey "He's over-stimulated." ~ Casey "All I hear is random licking and sucking sounds..." ~ Mikhail "Bumberschnitz!" ~ Leesa (my sister) "That's it...WAR!" ~ Peter "Man, she's applying more lipstick..." ~ Mimi "Ooooo! Pixle paper!" ~ Mimi "Mr. Googenheim!" ~ Greg B. "Turd is a funny word..." ~ Peter "I saw this: Arrow, button...OO!" ~ Mimi "I am falling behind in the verbal olympics." ~ Casey "That was another DZUI moment!" ~ Mimi "Push push! Button button!" ~ Mimi "Bakalicious!" ~ Mimi "Fuck me in the goat ass with a frying pan..." ~ Neil "Obiwantsomemore!" ~ Dennis "Put the kitchen in the groceries!" ~ Leesa "My hips are below my waist!" ~ Leesa "Boogerschnitzle!" ~ Zuza "I'll get you back...just wait..." ~ Sean "Industrial bands that do industrial music in Germish (German) could be saying that they like to pet white fluffy bunnies and sound all hardcore saying it and only the Germish people would understand and be laughing." ~ Sean "Okay...my brain is broken. I get to go home now." ~ Leesa "I'm vaguely aware..." ~ Nick "Shmeh!" ~ Nick "That's dangerously arousing!" ~ Nick "Watashi ni mina su-hai desu!" ~ Melissa (translation: Everyone worships me!) "::.kicking the door.:: Cheesy poofs!" ~ Amber "My retinas are burning!" ~ Mary "Your efforts are imbecile. You are the ultimate lose. I, however, am the win." ~ w00fei "Most people are afraid of heights, not me though...I'm afraid of widths." ~ w00fei "I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize." ~ w00fei "I'M ELECTRIC JESUS!" ~ Lauren "To become a senate you basically kiss a lot of ass to become one. Then you make $80,000 a year for sitting on your ass doing nothing." ~ Mr. Brucculieri (civics teacher) "Mulroney was a scoundral. He was a dirty, slimy, cheap son of a bitch." ~ Mr. Brucculieri "Why is the big guy waddling?" ~ Sean ::.Steiner falls off the cliff.:: "'Cause he's a clumsy retard." ~ Sean "Eeeee baaaaay..." ~ Dennis "I am SPARTICUS!" ~ Lauren "Killing two stones with one bird!" ~ P.G. "Parents tend to favour their childs...children..." ~ Elise "Why am I writing in your book?" ~ Shelagh "Have you ever had a dead, skinless cat fall out of ziplock bag onto your foot?" ~ Shelagh "Do you want a cheese cylinder?" ~ Shelagh "There's footprints over there, they seem to be that of a cucumber, possibly a pickle." ~ Shelagh "I banish thine cherry pastry nuts!" ~ Shelagh "I have a sudden urge to pee my pants!" ~ Shelagh "I'm feeling particularly spiteful...Amber." ~ Samara "Can I lick your eyeball?" ~ Shelagh "::.feels the Quote Book of Dream.:: It's fuzzy like mould! And it's sharp like donut!" ~ Shelagh "I can't remember who I was five minutes ago!" ~ Mom "Who did it?! I'll lick their ass!" ~ Becka "::.in weird accent.:: As we say in old country, 'Strong like bull, smart like fencepost.'" ~ Elise "What the hell is a slug? Just a homeless snail! If I was a slug I'd mug a snail and steal his house. What's he gonna do? Chase me?" ~ Shelagh "IMA!" ~ Shelagh "Bubblejam, cheese curds and mozarella fudge." ~ Amber "My fox is all knowing! ALL KNOWING!" ~ Shelagh "I sneeze in your general direction! ACHOO!" ~ Lauren "If a man wearing red comes to the door asking about my eternal soul, tell him I'm not here." ~ Sean "Can we have a glass of something of the liquid variety?" ~ Lauren "What the hell? Why didn't he just drive away? And...there's an AMBULANCE coming?! But they're in front of a HOSPITAL!" ~ Becka "He drives a washing machine!" ~ Lauren "::.looks at McFlurry spoon.:: But I already got a spoon...Now you HAVE to admit THAT was cute." ~ Becka "She's molesting me...he's raping me...can I have some ice cream?" ~ Mimi "I ate your cow!" ~ Matthew (my cousin) "And Americans have ferinheight...and that's really weird..." ~ Mr. Perri(cousin Kayla's science teacher) "It can't flood on the top floor of a school!" ~ Shelagh "And that guy's a fish!!! Have you ever seen such a hot fish in your life!?" ~ Shelagh "City morgue! You stab 'em, we slab 'em!" ~ Mr. Bullard (religion teacher) "The nobs are my mom!" ~ Adam M. "A...D...FLAMAT!" ~ Chantie "It looks like temperature! Seven...degrees...Seventhiusus!" ~ Chantie "Don't ask me anything right now...One half of my brain is missing and the other half has gone to find it." ~ James (Becka's Ex) "Look Linnie! It's Andr�'s bus!...and it's going the wrong way!" ~ Chantie "Ionion...Dorian...Friggen I mean Phrygian...AHAAAA! IDPLMAL!" ~ Chantie "::.20 minutes later.:: Look Linnie! It's Andr�'s bus! Going the RIGHT way this time!" ~ Chantie "RAH!" ~ Brad "I hate it when they put softcore porn on the TV. When they do , I just shake my fist at it. ::.does jack off motion.::" ~ Nick "Nyo, mama, nyo!" ~ Nick "I will kill you dead!" ~ Nick "Heart of the cards...Heart of the cards... ::.picks up a card.:: DAMN YOU BASTARD!" ~ Nick "Oo! Oo! Oo! Bags! Bags of JOY!" ~ Becka "Mmmm...goat ass frying pan sex..." ~ Mimi "Mmm...Hello Kitty vibrator..." ~ Mimi "Frying pan goat ass sex!" ~ Mimi "I know what HLA stands for! Horny Linnie Around!" ~ Chris "From what I gather you two are having sex with props. A goat, a frying pan...and Linnie XD" ~ Rion "Linnie's a prop now." ~ Chris "Rion wants to see hot goat sex!" ~ Mimi "Mmm...Azn goat bois..." ~ Mimi "Mmm...Jordan..." ~ Jordan "I'm a recipe...that means I'm food so eat me." ~ Mimi "Mmm...Azn goat boi sexx0rz with a frying pan..." ~ Mimi "Peppery goodness!!!...that...isnt really pepper...but it SHOULD be...wait...no..it shouldnt! EWWWWW" ~ Chantie "Lovable huggable passionate lesbian sex!" ~ Elise "::.singing.:: Alouette! Jaunte alouette! Alouette! Pick your bum and run!" ~ Leesa "Ah! My fun!" ~ Michael "Oh my god! She's glomping my knee! Get it off--oh my god she's humping my knees with her boobs." ~ Chantie "It's better than amazing...it's AMAXING!...it's Mike." ~ Chantie "no now go shoo read my blog i killed your cat meow luv ya kthanxbye." ~ Chantie "Suck it up, princess!" ~ Chantie "Haha best hyperadesshiacmac ever that Vanilla Coke is." ~ Chantie "ORANGIO!" ~ Chantie "::.puts feet on the wall.:: Hey look Linnie! It's feet on a wall!" ~ Chantie "Smells like orange...tastes like brown..." ~ Chantie "**clams head on desk** GAH! er......slams.....no clamming" ~ Kayla "ahh....I do see...I have my glasses on...therefore, I can see" ~ Kayla "**pokes Linnie's head** Work brain...WORK! I'll give you a pocky....." ~ Kayla "::.after getting hit in shoulder by Becka.:: OH! You shot me with a a virtual reality game! And I FEEL THE PAIN!" ~ Matt "I write with a spooooon! ::.holds up pencil with small spoon hanging from it.:: And my seester writes with a fork. My sister wanted both the spoon AND the fork but my mom said, 'No. One for you, one for Emily.' And then I got the peenk spoon and Khuyen got the blue fork. But if you put them together, you have a spork! So I can say I write with a spork!" ~ Mimi "Kh�ng...the...n�o..bi...viet." ~ Mimi "::.in awesome British accent.:: Do you want to know why she's with me? It's because I have a 60 foot yacht and he has a small dingy." ~ Brandon D. "I can't hear...my nose is stuffed." ~ Sharri "That rocket looks like a big cock." ~ Peter "Complete fagcore keyboard..." ~ Peter "'Cause then I come off as a ham sap lo. Even though I AM a ham sap lo...I always COME!" ~ Peter {Ham Sap Lo = Horny Man} "Me no get life." ~ Sharri "::.taking out bad sour cream out of the fridge.:: Now the sour cream is truly sour." ~ Sean "One is never truly alone. When one thinks he/she is alone then one is isolated, but never alone. With friends like these, how can you ever be alone?" ~ Mimi "Play DDR with glow-in-the-dark dildos!" ~ Mikhail "Seaweed belongs on the ocean floor, not on my plate." ~ Sean "Go fuck a tree." ~ Leah S. "He is currently making a time machine out of discarded pill bottles, popsicle sticks and an emu." ~ Peter "::.singing.:: Something something nan na no." ~ Mimi "What's a spoon?" ~ Aless "Hey Lee! I'm stupid but right!" ~ Becka "They're always up! ::.pokes boobs.::" ~ Chantie "OH MY GOD! She even has my TITS!" ~ Chantie "::.explaining Gabzie's dream.:: I was the connector. I kissed Amanda then I kissed you because you two are destined to kiss each other." ~ Carlo "I'm going to pee in the bushes, nature style." ~ Gabzie "Dude, I almost died saving a kids life and your pussy ass is mad at me cause I didn't call you when your throat was sore?" ~ Gabzie "I'm not driving you to his house to put bologne on his car!" ~ Jess "Shauna's dissecting my facial features..." ~ Mr. Geekie "Fl...Ful...FULIPH...FUHLOP..." ~ Mimi "I have enough of a bum, it just needs to be relocated..." ~ Casey "What? The history parent-teacher interviews are in gym three?! That's like saying, 'If you want an English interview, meet in the caf servery!'" ~ Robert B. "The war hurt. They said, 'Ow!' a lot." ~ Ziga "If you want to work then that's fine. But if you want to destroy things, then thats not fine." ~ Minerva's French teacher "Nah, Seifer would have to be Lister. He'd need to squeeze his crotch to get the high note way more than Squall would." ~ Pandora "Just because he's a group of animated pixels, doesn't mean he isn't sexy!" ~ Pandora "I DON'T WANT A REFUND, I JUST WANT MY MONEY BACK!" ~ Beckie "Sephy has pink hair and is married to Rufus" ~ Minerva "Oh, my bad. I thought you said you were gonna flicker the staff." ~ N "That's not a donkey laugh! I'll show you a donkey laugh! HHEEEHAWHAWHAWHAWHAAAWW!!!" ~ Fins "15/f/uk hehe, fuk." ~ Min "I cant fins a pic on the finternet, and these people on the finstant messages aren't helping me." ~ Cloudie "You know what I should do, I should get to work on a shrine for all my friends.. I flirted with the idea for a while... Now I think I'll have sex with it." ~ Cloudie "Shake that tight butt, D!nok! You too Min! Let's get juggy with it! One, and two, and 3, and four!" ~ N "I'm just gona divulge you with useless yet mildly amusing quotes until I tire of said activity." ~ Pandora "::.reading FFX dialogue.:: I wanna be a breastball when I grow up!" ~ Becka "I threw a pizza donut at you!" ~ Becka "Most people spell know wrong by spelling 'no'. But always spell no wrong by spelling 'konw'. Waaait a minute. I spell wrong even when I'm speaking!" ~ Becka "::.in a Jewish Chatroom.:: Is anybody in here Jewish?" ~ Becka "Aw that was great! I'm so psyched!...Now it's over. That's right. Confetti. CON-fetti." ~ Becka "Oh you like my shoes? You want them? They smell!" ~ Becka "He throws lightning bolts at those who displease him. Like I would throw something at Domico like a chair, desk or my fist. Say I'm Zeus and I see Domico being a bird so I target him and throw something at him." ~ Mr. Sergi {BEST HISTORY LESSON EVER! XD} "See, I couldn't do that. I'd probably get my bra tied around my feet and fall over and get a concussion and be rushed to the hospital naked with my bra tired around my feet." ~ Casey "Why does everybody automatically go to the situation where someone gets SHOT? We do not live in the ghettoooooosss." ~ Casey "Les Ziga...MORE Ziga!" ~ Mr. Geekie "You see, that affects your karma and in your next life, you'll be a YAK!" ~ Ziga "Sir! It's not my fault I'm not Italian! Pay attention to me!" ~ Kandyce "Look! He has this window so he can sit in it and fall out of it!" ~ Leesa "I'll breed a spider, with a starfish...I'll call it a stider!" ~ Brett "::.Taushiebee left her webcam on...she has a Furby on her desk. SHe vanished.:: Iscurred.........FURBAY! DID YOU EAT TAUSHA?!.........;_; IT'S STARIN'!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STFUSTFUSTFU! DON'T YOU TALK TO ME! tha's right. you shut it. ;_; Quit flappin' yo ears hootch. Tha's right, you best be sleepin'." ~ A Sean. ::.DIES LAUGHING.:: Good ol' Sean... "Mosquitos are perverts! They bit my boob and my ass!" ~ Hillybean SPECIAL EDITION MURDER MYSTERY QUOTES! "I had nothing to do with Frankie the Baluga or Tony the Tuna." ~ Brandon D. (Patrick Wilder) "I'm a doctor! Not a killer!" ~ Jessica (Dr. Pauline Radford) "Oh I like this! Maybe I'll become a policeman in me next life. AFTER I become the Olsen twins personal dresser!" ~ Ryan (Sam Halloway) "::.singing.:: Me name is Cap'n Bob and I love to drink me grog! Yarr-dee-yarr-dee-yarr!" ~ Michael (Captain Bob) "I'll lower the boom on ya boy! It'll be a flogging with a cat o' nine tails for you, mate!" ~ Mateusz (Willard Dobbs) "Hey...How about we take a ride on my big...big...yacht?" ~ Brandon D. "They never should've discharged a seaman like me!" ~ Michael "Dude...is my hair okay? 'Cause I think the left side is totally not proportioned with the right side and that would be totally bogus because I spent twenty minutes this morning doing it!" ~ Ziga (Travis Mitchell) "I be playin' the game! I be one of his ho's, yo! That's right! Don't hate! Appreciate 'cause he be my pimp!" ~ Victoria (Lynda Kingsley) "I had to be in the picture because I was passing by to...relieve tension in the woods." ~ Ryan "I'm a porn star! Not a killer, Travis." ~ Jessica "::.singing (in tune of the "Beer, beer, beer! Buh-buh-buh beer" song.).:: RUM RUM RUM R-R-R-RUM RUM RUM! Ooooh, when we get together, it's me and all the mates. We knock back a few shots and then we-- ::.turn around and do jack-off motion.::" ~ All Males in Cast (Michael, Brandon, Steve, Ziga and Ryan) "And then... ::.squints...pause.:: YARR I CAN'T ME OWN WRITIN'!" ~ Michael |