| CONVERSATION QUOTES "Guys are obsessed w/ their cocks like we are with our breasts! No wait guys obsess over our breast sizes too!" ~ Leah S. "I know! It's ridiculously insane! They whip 'em out an' measure 'em & go 'Mine's 3 inches longer!' an' stuff!" ~ Raven "I want that necklace...I know! I'll borrow it!" ~ Raven "I'm sure he'll give it to you if you ask...the necklace I mean" ~ Peter "Oh, he'll give both to me!" ~ Raven "One more willingly than the other!" ~ Peter "Oompa Loompa doopidy doo!" ~ Raven & Leah M. "Hey1 Don't make fun of Lin1" ~ Mikhail ">_<;; Not fair..." ~ Raven "Did somebody just say 'slut'?" ~ Raven "::.laughing.:: No!" ~ Leah S. "Lin I have a dilema." ~ Leah S. "You always have a dilema, Leah." ~ Raven "I know but this one's bigger than the one I had five minutes ago! HELP!" ~ Leah S. "BAR RAPIST!" ~ Raven & Mimi "What does the government do with our taxes?" ~ Mr. Varao (Grade 9 religion teacher) "Take it and pay theirs!" ~ Leah S. "Hey how'd you get that off?!" ~ Raven "::.easily slips off pen grip.::" ~ Casey "Finger my ass." ~ Raven "Alright!" ~ Mikhail ">_< Not what I meant..." ~ Raven "You don't steal stuff from people's hands!" ~ Mimi "Did you just say pants?" ~ Raven "What?" ~ Mikhail "What what?" ~ Raven "Huh?" ~ Mikhail "Oooo! I feel a breeze!" ~ Raven "I just opened my window..." ~ Mimi "Ooooooooohhh...." ~ Raven "What did she do?" ~ Peter "What didn't she do?" ~ Mimi "Bulbah." ~ Charlene "Bulb." ~ Alex C. "You say it wrong!" ~ Charlene "::.pokes Leah.:: Did he just say 'jump shit'?" ~ Raven "::.laughs.:: Jump SHIP." ~ Leah S. "Oh..." ~ Raven "Do we have to copy this?" ~ Leah S. "Yep." ~ Mr. Varao "Damn you! Oop! ::.covers mouth.::" ~ Leah S. "::.throws a note at Kevin.::" ~ Leah S. "We're always afraid someone's going to throw something at us..." ~ Mr. Varao "::.start laughing.::" ~ Raven & Leah S. "Spike is hot..." ~ Casey "Yeah...peanut butter is good..." ~ Raven "I didn't break it." ~ Raven "Yes you did." ~ Mimi "6^_^;;; Gomen (sorry)" ~ Raven "That was a long time ago!" ~ Casey "Yeah! Last week!" ~ Raven "Look! ::.points to kilt.:: Spike's!" ~ Casey "What? Spike's kilt?" ~ Raven "No! Look where it is!" ~ Casey "Isn't everything on you Spike's?" ~ Raven "No...just that." ~ Casey "Liar..." ~ Raven "Yeah..." ~ Casey "Hi!" ~ Raven "You confused me..." ~ Becka "Hey! FUCKER!" ~ Raven & Leesa "Now...don't you feel better screaming that out?" ~ Leesa "I might be..." ~ Leah S. "What? Engaged?" ~ Raven "No...I might be going out with him..." ~ Leah S. "Jesus, Leah!" ~ Raven "Thank you for giving me my quotes for the gay." ~ Kayla (my cousin) ">_O;;" ~ Raven "What were the windows made out of in the 1600's?" ~ Shakespeare Tour Lady "Plastic...?" ~ Raven "Bananas are yellow!" ~ Mimi "Sometimes green!" ~ Raven "Sometimes polka dotted!" ~ Mimi "Sometimes brown and mushy!" ~ Raven "That means they're rotten." ~ Leesa "Sometimes their black and REALLY mushy!" ~ Raven "That means they're really rotten. Sometimes they're grey and fuzzy and that means they're mouldy." ~ Leesa "Is it home time yet?" ~ Raven "It's barely begun." ~ Matt B. "Aww...I wanna go to bed...that's it. I'm sleepin' through announcements." ~ Raven "You're a stunted Hobbit. A 'Stobbit'!" ~ Dennis "HA! Stobbit!" ~ Raven "No! YOU Stobbit!" ~ Dennis "Rinoa's boots." ~ Kayla "Rinoa's boobs!" ~ Raven "Uh...yeah..." ~ Kayla "There's a phone where you can go..." ~ Raven "A PLACE!" ~ Kayla "One cinter woak..." ~ Kayla "Uh...winter cloak?" ~ Raven "People die, and Yuna dances..." ~ Tidus "Yuna dies and I dance for joy!" ~ Kayla "Hey Mr. Per--" ~ Shawn "Go away Shawn." ~ Mr. Perri "Yes sir!" ~ Shawn "Outta my way Scott...move along...Hello Kayla...how're you?" ~ Mr. Perri "Good...Mr. Perri? What's 68 x 15?" ~ Kayla "1020..." ~ Mr. Perri "Sir, mister-sir! What's 15/6x3?" ~ Catherine "Stop daydreaming and figure it out yourself." ~ Mr. Perri "Guess what?" ~ Raven "What?" ~ Sandee (my aunt) "Pickle!" ~ Raven "And...?" ~ Sandee "I don't like pickles." ~ Raven "Okay..." ~ Sandee "I forgot." ~ Raven "Wanna see me hit Mr. Perri in the face with a balloon?" ~ Shawn "Wanna see me hit Shawn in the face without a balloon?" ~ Mr. Perri "I have one yellow sock and one orange!" ~ Becka "Uh...it's white, Becka..." ~ Raven "::.singing.:: Just a song at twighliiiiight...WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE LOW! ::.not singing.:: Sorry!" ~ Raven "::.singing.:: We'll be plunged into darkness. Without windows..." ~ Kayla "::.singing.:: Or candles" ~ Raven "Or lampos" ~ Kayla "Or lightbulbs" ~ Raven "We're all gonna die." ~ Kayla ::.sawing from upstairs starts.:: "O.O;;;;;" ~ Raven & Kayla "Talk about the personality of a wet mop..." ~ Raven "I'd have a better conversation with a wet mop." ~ Leesa "'Hey wet mop! How ya doin'?' 'Pbblt...pbblt...'" ~ Raven "Beware of Frank! He lives in your foot!" ~ Raven "Actually, Frank lives in my pelvis." ~ Shelagh "Sushi to tenpura wa nyuh nyuh..." ~ Raven & Melissa "Kore wa kasa desu! (This is an umbrella)" ~ Japanese Class "It's SOre wa!" ~ Shelagh (Sore means that) "Silence of the what?" ~ Melissa "Yams! Silence of the Yams!" ~ Shelagh "Kore o kudasai (I want this)." ~ Jordan from Japanese Class "I don't know what you want!" ~ James from Japanese Class "Did we really burn down the White House?" ~ Samara "Canadians did, yes." ~ Amber "Never before have I been so proud of my country." ~ Samara "::.whispering.:: Linnie!" ~ Shelagh "::.whispering.:: Yes!" ~ Raven "Parsnips!" ~ Shelagh "I spit venom at you! Thht thht!" ~ Raven "You shoot peanut butter at her?" ~ Shelagh "No...MY fox is all knowing!" ~ Raven "No! My fox is all knowning meaning my fox knows your fox is pretending!" ~ Shelagh "I'm trying to teach a class here!" ~ James from Jap. Class "Shut up..." ~ Peter from Jap. Class "I heard that Masaki!" ~ James from Jap. Class "::.all making fun of President Bush.:: 'Can't I just say that I want to blow things up?' 'No, Mr. President.' 'Awwwww!'" ~ Marcio "'You never let me do anything!'" ~ Michael "This whole thing is bullshit." ~ Marcio "Bush-shit." ~ Michael "Yeah, we kissed..." ~ Vree "Aaah...DNA..." ~ Vaga "Look! Smell Mark! ::.shoves sweater in Michael's face.::" ~ Becka "Mmm...he smells DAMN GOOD!" ~ Michael "Kids, say no to drugs!" ~ Matthew (my cousin) "Hey drugs, how ya doin'? NO." ~ Raven "::.playing Yu-Gi-Oh.:: Ha! And I destroy your monster!" ~ Raven "You would do that..." ~ Nick "Of course! Coz I am smart!" ~ Raven "You are not..." ~ Nick "You LIE!" ~ Raven "Oh yeah? What's the capital of France?" ~ Nick "F!....wait...what was the question?" ~ Raven "::.laughing.:: What's the capital of France?" ~ Nick "Ooooh...Paris!" ~ Raven "If they don't agree, then they can go to you-know-where! The place with no snow and it's always warm!" ~ Mr. Bullard "Hawaii!" ~ Sharri "Okay...what do we do?" ~ Chantie "::.reading the package of chip dip.:: Okay...'Place in freezer for half an hour...'" ~ Raven "::.grabs package from Linnie's hand, runs to freezer, opens the door, throws in package, slams door and puts hands on her hips.:: Okay! Now what?" ~ Chantie "::.hand still in same place.:: .....after mixing with sour cream...." ~ Raven "Ewww...potatoes..." ~ Becka "You're a potato." ~ Nick "Your mom's a potato." ~ Becka "Suck my potato." ~ Nick "Becka! Go to rpggamers.com!" ~ Raven "Uh...Linny...there's people popping up on my screen...they have no clothes on...I'm scared..." ~ Becka "Oh my gods...Becka...I think I sent you to a porn site!" ~ Raven "::.playing Yu-Gi-Oh against Elise.:: Ha! Check that comeback!" ~ Raven "::.looking on.:: You're a comeback!" ~ Nick "Your mom's a comeback!" ~ Raven "Suck my comeback!" ~ Nick "::.going to bubble tea and Nick is parking in an odd parking spot.:: It's hard to back out of!" ~ Raven "You're hard to back out of!" ~ Nick "Your mom's hard to back out of!" ~ Raven "::.talking about thongs.:: Take THAT and shove it up your ass!" ~ Raven "It IS shoved up my ass!" ~ Mimi "::.singing.:: I'm goin' to Wichita!" ~ Sean "No, you're going to the bathroom." ~ Leesa "Why do they have their fountain on in the rain?" ~ Becka "Because it's for decoration." ~ Mom "They should have a rain magnet. So when it rains, they can turn on the magnet, all the rain will go to the magnets and be all fountoish." ~ Becka "So how's your not-so-all-knowing fox doing?" ~ Shelagh "He ran away...T_T" ~ Raven "*pat pat* it's okay..." ~ Shelagh "But it's alright! I have the all knowing PARROT!" ~ Raven "HUZZAH!" ~ Raven "Shazzam!" ~ Mimi "Bing bing!" ~ Raven "BALLOON!" ~ Mimi "I'm blue! haha" ~ Mimi "and black too coz convo quotes!" ~ Raven "haha yay" ~ Mimi "^O^ You're a bruise! XD" ~ Raven "--; Have you heard about my ankles yet?" ~ Chantie "Yeah you told me" ~ Raven "--; I did? O.o I dont think I did... *shruggles* *bad memory* yeah well everyones using it against me now >_ <" "awww...that's not nice at all" ~ Raven "I know! *stomps on people*" ~ Chantie "::.beats them with 2x4.::" ~ Raven "lol" ~ Chantie "^O^ Mwuahahahahaha" ~ Raven "yarrr imma pirate" ~ Chantie "AHAHAHAHAHA! Where did THAT come from!?" ~ Raven "XD I have no idea." ~ Chantie "::.pokes glasses cleaner.::" ~ Kayla "::.decides to spray Kayla's eye.::" ~ Glasses Cleaner "::.has glasses on.:: stupid bottle...." ~ Kayla "Linnie's picking me up at 5-ish-ness so we can go to the store and buy fruit. I have to eat fruit." ~ Chantie "Michael? Michael's a fruit." ~ Nick "::.smashie Chantie arm.::" ~ Raven "Graawolleng..." ~ Chantie "What are you? A gong!?" ~ Raven "So what are you thinking about right this second?" ~ Michael "Um...oh, just general thoughts." ~ Chantie "::.stares in shock and disbelief.:: ... ::.laughs.:: did...did you just say GENITAL thoughts!?!" ~ Michael "O.O; Ummm...I could..." ~ Chantie "It has just now come to my conclusion that combined we perform an impossible amount of idiotic and or stupid-funny things to go into a quote book...therefore it all refers back to the fact that it is all because of a quantum and to that I say rah-shmoob." ~ Chantie "..... ::.looks up.:: .....I concur." ~ Raven "Chaaaaanntiiiiiee.... ::.poke poke.:: Wake uppp...we're packing up...." ~ Raven "Huh...? ::.wakes up.:: Work sucks..." ~ Chantie "Uh...how did you come up with this?" ~ Raven "Pizza Hut..." ~ Chantie "But you don't work at Pizza Hut." ~ Raven "...Mike does..." ~ Chantie "Are you Michael?" ~ Raven "....no...." ~ Chantie ~*Later that day*~ "So where the hell did that come from anyway?" ~ Raven "My dream..." ~ Chantie "...?" ~ Raven "There was a giant pizza chasing me and Mike was running behind it with a big spatula. ._.;;" ~ Chantie "::.snicker.:: I could see him doing that...but...Why a pizza!?" ~ Raven "...I was hungee!!" ~ Chantie "Darling I had to put you in part 4 instead of 3 coz I was having writer's block with your POV for some odd reason." ~ Raven "XD" ~ Chantie "And I needed to get part 3 up tonight. I had a deadline" ~ Raven "you need more me around. lemme see part 3" ~ Chantie "Aye aye! ::.zooms to find.::" ~ Raven "*SUPER INNIEEEE*" ~ Chantie "::.sends link.:: Faster then a SPEEDING TURTLE SHELL!" ~ Raven "XD Faster than a Feather!" ~ Chantie "::.changes MSN 6 icon to a picture of Ville Valo with a ciggarette up his nose.:: faster than Ville can stick a ciggie up his nose!" ~ Raven "XD" ~ Chantie "::.talking to Matt on phone reading FAQ.:: ......... ::.out of nowhere.:: Brass balls." ~ Becka "WHAT!?" ~ Matt "What?" ~ Becka "You just said brass balls!" ~ Matt "::.playing Dark Cloud.:: All I ever wanted to do was--" ~ Becka "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" ~ Raven and Becka "Oooo! That was CLOSE!" ~ Raven "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" ~ Raven and Becka (this only one I will give an explanation for. Some stupid creature decided to chase us and we didn't think it could run that fast because it was fat...so it scared us...TWICE!) "What's a clam?" ~ Kayla "A clam is a shellfish." ~ Raven "NOOO! What's the symbol for clam?" ~ Kayla "Oooooh....It's this ^O^" ~ Raven "::.playing Shadow Hearts and has Alice do the Arc spell.:: Arc! ARC SAYS ME! Arc now hear the angles!" ~ Raven "That's hark..." ~ Kayla "Shhhh! You don't know that!" ~ Raven "You shall be my mana root-er." ~ Raven "No?" ~ Keith from Shadow Hearts "Yes you will! You have no choice in the matter!" ~ Raven "::.talking about Orlando Bloom.:: He doesn't go by Bloomie. BLOOMIE!" ~ Elise "Mmm...Bloomie...Orlando Bloomie...oh! o.o;;" ~ Raven "...HAHAHA!" ~ Elise and Lauren "I gotta write that down. ::.writes it in her agenda not realizing she wrote it under Goals For This Week.::" ~ Raven "So...your goal for the week is Orlando Bloomie." ~ Lauren "o.o;; Oh...oh dear... ::.hides head.::" ~ Raven "It's the PRECIOUS! ::.holds up One Ring bookmark.::" ~ Raven "IT'S FLAT! ::.point.::" ~ Elise "Mitochondria!" ~ Raven "Bioluminescence! HA! Bigger word!" ~ Sharri "...supercalifragilisticexpealidocious..." ~ Raven "...DAMN! You beat me!" ~ Sharri "::.playing DDR with his back facing the screen.:: I'm looking in the reflection!" ~ Peter "::.turn around.:: There IS no reflection!" ~ Raven and Mimi "My font is navy blue!" ~ Peter "It's purple!" ~ Mimi "It's grayish-purpleish-bluish! I'm more right than all of you, so shaddup!" ~ Raven "Do you know what A&P means?" ~ Mr. D'Alberto "Always Fresh!" ~ Leah M. "Fresh with a PH!?" ~ Mr. D'Alberto "LIN CRUSH!" ~ Mikhail "AAAAH! Huh?" ~ Raven "Blah? What?" ~ Mikhail "Lin who?" ~ Raven "Yourself!" ~ Mikhail "Ooooh...what about me?" ~ Raven "YOU CRUSH CENTEPEDE DOWN TO GROUND!" ~ Mikhail "EEEEEWWWWWW!!" ~ Raven "I can't find my book!" ~ Sebastian "I can't think of why Mrs. Casey would give you a book with legs..." ~ Mr. Perri "...huh?" ~ Shawn "Don't worry, we're gonna read about your problem Shawn ::.indicates to Fully Alive Book.:: The challenge of being human." ~ Mr. Perri "Look, a unicorn!.....Look! The Skydome...wow! It's our lucky day!" ~ Ailynne "...plane! ::.points at plane.::" ~ Anushka "Where???" ~ Ailynne "Beside the unicorn my dear friend..." ~ Kayla ".....OH! I see it now! HA! Look at it go!" ~ Ailynne "LOOK! Niagara Falls!" ~ Ailynne "::.shake head.::" ~ Kayla and Anushka "Ooh! An airport!" ~ Ailynne "My god, she's right for once....it IS an airport!" ~ Kayla "HEY! A MERMAID!!!!" ~ Ailynne "And...there goes her sanity again" ~ Kayla "What do all these artists have in common?" ~ Mrs. Casey "They're....all artists who have VOWELS in their names....." ~ Mathew "Do you think I'm a well-rounded person?" ~ Anushka "Do I know what that means...no. Does it mean you're round? You ate too many donuts and now have achieved the shape of one?" ~ Kayla "Yes...and I go bouncing down the street, spilling heavenly frosting on everyone like it's magical faerie dust. ::.bursts out laughing.::" ~ Anushka "WAH! ......dammit it's a multipart that's not multiparted yet." ~ Raven "Owwie..." ~ Elise "Not a lot of new ones...What happened?" ~ Raven "Nothing...except the chair fell on my foot." ~ Elise "OWWWWW! ::.CURAGA!.::" ~ Raven "Cura wha wah wah???" ~ Elise "...Curaga = high level cure spell." ~ Raven "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh. *tidal wave of realization smacks her in the face* Ack! pah! *pit-ooo-ie* yucky salt water..." ~ Elise "AHAHAHA! XD" ~ Raven "I don't wanna call him..." ~ Raven "What's the worst that could happen?" ~ Gabzie "I could embarass myself." ~ Raven "::.talking about Macbeth after they finished reading it.:: Uh...sir...what happened to Fleance? They made NO mention of him after he escaped." ~ Stephanie "Oh...uh...Fleance was running in the forest--" ~ Mr. Geekie "FROLICING!" ~ Raven "Yeah! Yeah he was frolicing in the forest--" ~ Mr. Geekie "Wearing a crown of leaves!" ~ Raven "And then he met up with Jordan. He taught him how to talk to birds and they were immature together." ~ Mr. Geekie "::.with a lisp.:: I need lip gloss and sea salt." ~ Mimi "Eh? You need flip flops and sea shells?!" ~ Jordan #2 "Kinda like boobs?" ~ Raven "Yes! I want my boobs on my ass!" ~ Casey "You two are lesbians!" ~ Domico "That's right." ~ Alicia "It happens." ~ Natasha "I wonder if he's related to Atreyu?" ~ Ziga "A tray? He's a tray?" ~ Raven "Lynni! What's 2a?" ~ Nikkol "Cardinals and bishops around the pope." ~ Raven "Huh?" ~ Nikkol "Cardinals and bitches--oh shit... ::.laughs.:: Cardinals and BISHOPS around the pope." ~ Raven "Did you study for the test?" ~ Ortiz "::.saying a line in response to mine.:: Yes my love. Forever if need be." ~ Ziga "Jesus and Mary are staring at me!" ~ Giles "Huh?" ~ Raven "Jesus and Mary are staring at me!" ~ Giles "East Side Mario's is staring at you?" ~ Raven "::.weird moaning in the hallway.::" ~ No idea "::.looks up in confusion.::" ~ Whole religion class "Smile for the camera, Billy! Smile for the camera, Billy!" ~ Brodie "It's not Billy! That's RICKY!" ~ Kandyce "I kno~ow!" ~ Brodie "I can't find the word brandeeshed!" ~ Jenny "Uh...BrandISHED." ~ Raven "When did they grow cows out of the ground?" ~ Christina G. "Just to let everyone know, cows did NOT come out of the ground. We will now watch a movie on how cows are born." ~ Mr. Sergi "Kirie lamenates her ill-fated life..." ~ Becka "LAMENTS! She does not coat her life with plastic!" ~ Raven "Great! The line's stopped and I'm up to my face in bush!" ~ Nick "And you're complaining why?" ~ Nick's mom XD "::.running to elevator.:: Quick, Becka! We have to go down to P!" ~ Becka's Mom "...No...You want to go down to PARK." ~ Teller dude "That would be better!" ~ Becka's Mom "Start spreading out!" ~ Mr. Sergi "::.opens legs.:: SPREAD!" ~ Raven "Emily suggested they put a sample of pads with condoms." ~ Giles "KLEENEX and condoms! Why would guys need pads?!" ~ Mimi "::.taking our forks that we just finished using.:: Are either of you sick?" ~ Wade "No..." ~ Raven and Anthony "Well...I'm sick MINDED...you might catch that..." ~ Anthony "Lynni, the floor is yours to stain." ~ Becka "Yeah. HER'S to stain. Not MINE to stain." ~ Anthony "She can spill you if she wants to." ~ Becka "If a woman is manlier than the guy who's kicking their ass, then it's okay." ~ Anthony "Hey Becka! You're manly!" ~ Raven "It's really loud down here today." ~ Anthony "Yeah it sounds like two bowls of jello being stirred." ~ Raven "So...you're on boytouching and she's on boykissing. ::.referring to two livejournal communities.::" ~ Mom "No. I'm not on boykissing. Everyone sucks on there." ~ Raven "Yeah I'd think so. ::.snicker.::" ~ Mom "Shut up, mom." ~ Raven "I have towels up there that are over 20 years old. Oh! Give them to your father!" ~ Mom "'Here dad! Have a towel with a giant hole in it!'" ~ Leesa "I'm the LURVE TRAIN! lol" ~ Hillybean "Oohh yeah. Hillybean is DEFINATELY the Lurve Train." ~ Raven "That post took an awful long time...Are you sexxin' up yo' man?!" ~ Brett "I be so sexxin' up mah man! Wit da cum and da sexxin'! w00t!" ~ Raven "I be dere, wit da camera, an' da into-net hooke up!" ~ Brett "Fo sho! You be postin' us everywhere and we be gettin' da bling bling!" ~ Raven "Psshhh Fo Reel! You know I be dere, and you be gettin' da bling bling *turns around to hobo* What it is foo?!" ~ Brett "He be tryin' to get da ice, yo! Bust a cap in his ass, yo!" ~ Raven "I be dinkin' da same tink! *busts caps* YO! Bitch get out da way! *buys more bling bling* Fo Reel HOMIE!" ~ Brett "STFU BRIDS --; THEY BE TWEETIN AT ME! I SCHURRED!" ~ Taushiebee "They wunt your boday." ~ A. Sean "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they're ringin the bell." ~ Taushiebee "Birds: HOOTCH YOU BEST BE STRIPTEASIN'" ~ A. Sean "What should I put Sean's name as on my site? Coz I already have a Sean." ~ Raven "...American Sean?" ~ Taushiebee "A SEAN! XD" ~ Raven "We REALLY need some rid'lin." ~ Brett "AHAHAHAHAH! Rid lin...You want to RID me?! So mean. T_T" ~ Raven "Foine YO! Bust some caps up in meh ass!" ~ Brett "Yo best believe it, dawg!" ~ Raven "O_O ....I just thought of something..." ~ Taushiebee "Boogers are taking over the world? Coz you know that would suck." ~ Raven "XD No. Wakka did LULU and his brother proably did Lulu TOO! That's just WEIRD!" ~ Taushiebee SPECIAL EDITION MURDER MYSTERY QUOTES! "We were looking for the white whale, Mobey Dick!" ~ Michael (Captain Bob) "Isn't he a sperm whale?" ~ Raven (Shelby Lansing) "Yarr, ye be a perverted lass." ~ Michael "We all believe in ghosts! Don't we guys?" ~ Raven "Yeah yeah!" ~ Ziga, Ryan, Victoria (Travis Mitchell, Sam Halloway, Lynda Kingsley) "Yarr! I believe in ghosts, goblins...um...and...little squiggly things..." ~ Michael "Who took the jelly out of YOUR donut?" ~ Steve (Officer Leeway) "You did. This morning. It was cherry. You stole it." ~ Marcio (Sgt. Driftwood) "I would do anything for her (Annie) but not kill Dobbs. He was like a brother to me." ~ Ryan "But...if Dobbs is like your brother...wouldn't that make you her..." ~ Raven "Uncle?" ~ Michael "Yeah!...EW..." ~ Michael and Raven "Alright! Can I go now?" ~ Ryan "But why do you have to go now?" ~ Raven "I have to go the can! ::.runs off.::" ~ Ryan "Oh..." ~ Raven "So it HAD to have been...DR. PAULINE RADFORD, IN THE LIGHTHOUSE WITH THE REVOLVER! ::.pose.::" ~ Raven "Oh, Shelby. You haven't a clue." ~ Jessica (Dr. Pauline Radford) "Your rebuttal, Mr. Wilder?" ~ Marcio "::.stands up as if about to say something.:: ....Huh?" ~ Brandon D. "He means you have a cute butt." ~ Steve "::.lean in/takes picture.::" ~ Everyone/Raven "It must've been a wrong number. I have no idea who could've sent it." ~ Victoria "Ha! Wrong number? I think my murderer used that as an alibi in my sixth book." ~ Raven "Oh. I remember. The one where the murder weapon was a pair of spectacles and the victim bled to death through his ear? I think those murder mystery novels are getting to your head, Shelby." ~ Victoria "And WHERE was this picture taken?" ~ Jessica "Breaking Point?" ~ Everyone "No no no!" ~ Jessica "No no no?" ~ Everyone "It was taken...uh...somewhere else." ~ Jessica "You all know where the library is next to, right?" ~ Raven "Oh! Cornelius' Donuts and Etc. Shop!" ~ Michael "Yeeaaaah--No! It's next to Jim's Gun Shop!" ~ Raven "Ooooooooooo!" ~ Everyone "So I was walking out of the library and I look into the gun shop. And there's Pauline. And GUESS what she's doing?" ~ Raven "Eating a jelly filled donut!" ~ Michael |