1) Don't build fires in the rooms that don't have fireplaces.
2) No bloodshed on the pool deck.
3) No drowning people in the pool.
4) No killing. Anyone. Ever. (Unless otherwise given permission by Raven)
5) Hyenas and wheels don't mix.
6) Hyenas and bungee chords don't mix either.
7) Peanuts are flammable.
8) If you think it sounds like a good idea, it's not.
9) Touch my cat, my sister, or my baddie bishie boyfriend and die.
10) Listening/mentioning/liking nsync is punishable by death.
11) Rollerblading is not an indoor sport.
12) No annoying females allowed in.
