(Raven's sprawled on the couch reading, listening to her discman, and sucking on a cherry Tootsie Pop. Reno, Irvine, Rufus, Squall, Hunter, Zell, Rude, Cloud, Seifer, Sion, Kou, and Dauragon are all sitting around the room chatting/arguing/fighting/and whatever else guys do when they get together. Raven is totally oblivious to what's going on around her)
Reno: *asking out of nowhere like in the game* Hey, Rude, who do you like?
Rude: .....
Reno: Oh come on. It's just us guys. You can tell us.
Rude: I told you before, when we were at the old Mako Reactor.
Reno: *blinks* You mean to tell me that you still like Tifa, even though we've got a whole new selection of chicks to pick from?
Rude: *shrugs* Guess so...
Irvine: Too bad she won't give up on Veggie boy here. *points to Cloud who's eating a pedal off a flower*
Reno: How about you, Squall?
Squall: ...Rinoa...
Rufus: Yeah right... we were at the spin the bottle game...
Squall: Fine... Quistis... a little...
Rufus: She is hot.
*a few others nod in agreement*
Reno: *looks at Hunter* No need to ask you. You're all about Aeris.
Cloud: Aeris sells pretty flowers... look at the pretty flower *he holds out the flower before plucking off another pedal and eating it*
Irvine: You think in that freaky display he showed affection towards Aeris?
Hunter: He better hope not...
Reno: Umm... yeah... How about you, Dauragon?
Dauragon: I refuse to sink to your level of childishness and play at this game. *they all look at him* Fine. Raven.
Irvine: Choice excellent, my friend. She's a total babe.
Dauragon: I am not your friend.
Irvine: Whatever.
Squall: ......
Rufus: I'll have to agree with Dauragon and say Raven as well.
(Dauragon glares at Rufus)
Reno: hmm... how about you, Zell?
Zell: *as if rehearsed* Library girl with pigtail.
Seifer: Umm... How about in our ramble group...
Zell: Oh. umm... I dunno. I pass.
Irvine: You pass? You have got to be gay. I say the
Library girl with pigtail is a cover up...
Kou: You know I'm not gay. I'm lovin all the ladies.
(Kou, Reno, and Irvine triple high five)
Reno: Seifer... any input?
Seifer: Uhh... Crystal...
Reno/Irvine: *blink blink*
Reno: You mean the one obsessed with Van?
Irvine: *air quotes* "He's a king"
Reno: *air quotes* My Bishounen has wings"
Irvine: *air quotes* "Mine has a guymelf that can turn into a dragon"
Reno: *air quotes* "Van has floppy hair"
Seifer: Ok, ok... I see your point...
Reno: Good. Hey, Sion, you've been way quiet.
Sion: Well, I was gonna say Crystal as well... but not after that harassment of Seifer...
(Irvine looks over to Raven who's twirling the lolipop around in her mouth)
Irvine: Whoa.
(They all look and see her pulling the lolipop in and out of her mouth slowly. She then runs her tongue around it a couple times before drawing it across her lips, which she then licks, then goes back to sucking it)
Irvine: Anyone else totally turned on by that?
(They all raise their hands and watch her for a few more minutes)
Zell: Hey, do any of you watch porn?
Reno/Irvine/Kou: Yep/Sure do/damn right.
Seifer: What do you guys need porn for? Your lives are pornos.
Reno: You know it!
(Reno, Irvine, and Kou triple high five)
Irvine: Especially when it comes to Raven! *he and Reno high five*
(Dauragon glares at them)
(Out of nowhere Raven sniffles and a few tears roll down her cheeks)
Sion: What's wrong with her?
Rufus: She's reading one of the Shannara books... an elf probably died again.
Sion: Oh... she's really odd...
Everyone: Yep/You get used to it/That's what makes her special/she's a freak/.....
Sion: *blinks* O...k...
Hunter: Wanna see something that makes her even more of a "freak" as Seifer so delicately put it.
Irvine: Reno and I already know how freak-ay she gets in bed. *they high five*
Hunter: Ugh. We don't wanna know. Well... maybe later. I mean, watch this. Jeff Hardy.
(Raven snaps out of her little book world, flings her earphones off and sits up)
Raven: Where's my Jeffy?! What colour is his hair? He's so hot! OMG! Is he alright? He needs me, doesn't he?
Hunter: No one said anything about your Jeffy... I think you were day dreaming again...
Raven: Oh. Ok. I'll just go back to my Shannara world and see what my Morgan Leah is up to.
(She puts her earphones back on and goes back to reading)
Sion: This whole place is messed up...
Everyone: Yep/You know it/You get used to it/God help us/......
(There's a few minutes of awkward silence)
Hunter: Sooo...
Everyone: Yeah...
Reno: We got any booze?
Seifer: No. You and the cowboy drank it all and didn't replace it.
Reno: Oh... that sucks...
(A few more silent filled minutes pass)
Irvine: Life sucks when there's no booze or women...
Everyone: Yep/You know it/You get used to it/It's your fault/.....
Irvine: We can always measure our 'units' to see who's biggest.
Squall: *puts his hand to his head*
Rufus: That's where I draw the line at this male bonding thing...
Dauragon: That doesn't even deserve to be dignified with my comment.
(Kou, Reno, and Irvine are the only ones willing to measure and are forced to do so in another room. A few minutes later Kou walks back in grinning)
Irvine: *sulking and mumbling* Only because you're older... give me a few years...
Hunter: You three are the epitome of visions women have of us...
Irvine/Kou/Reno: *shrugs* Oh well.
Zell: Let's play strip poker!
Seifer: There aren't any girls, chicken-wuss.
Zell: So? Hey, what'd you call me?! *flips out*
Irvine: So gay!
Dauragon: Why am I here? I should be off making out with Raven...
Irvine: You wish. She's got a date with me tonight.
Dauragon: Reschedule.
(Dauragon gets up, goes over to Raven, takes her book away and takes off the earphones, and grabs her hand)
Dauragon: Let's go.
Raven: *blinks* Where?
Dauragon: My place. To make out.
Raven: Okies. Ciao guys!
Irvine: B-but Raven!
Raven: Another time, Irvine!
(Raven and Dauragon leave)
Irvine: *turns to Hunter* I blame you.
Hunter: What'd I do?
Irvine: You brought him here.
Hunter: Not my fault she likes the tall, rich, evil guys with great eyes... God I just sounded gay.
Rufus: I'm all that and she's not all over me...
Hunter: I said evil, Rufus.
Rufus: But I was!
Irvine: Dude, the Bite Bugs were more evil than you.
