(We start out in the ramble room where Raven and Crystal are looking at their new Lord of the Rings Trading Card game, Trowa and Van are playing chess, Irvine and Reno are drinking, Hunter is wrestling Zell while Aeris, Selphie, Quistis, and Tifa semi watch them as they flip through magazines, Rufus is playing on the computer, and Sephiroth and Vincent are in the corner chatting to themselves. Rinoa comes bouncing in with a reluctant Squall right behind her)
Rinoa: Hey everyone!
(Light mumblings of 'hi/hey/wassup/whatever' are heard)
Raven: EEE! The Legolas card!! MINE!!
Crystal: Fine. But I get Strider, or Aragorn, or whatever he's going by today.
Raven: You drive a hard bargain, but ok.
Rinoa: *slightly annoyed that no one is paying attention to her* Guess what!
Raven: *looks up from her Legolas card* Do you always have to say that? No one wants to guess. Just tell us.
Rinoa: Fine. I'm throwing a slumber party tonight and you're all invited!
(All the guys cheer at the chance of seeing all the girls in night wear)
Raven: I am so not going. I have way better things to do then attend Annoyia's sleep over. *grabs the trading card game manual and starts reading*
Irvine: Hey, Rinoa, I sleep in the nude... is that ok?
Raven: What?! *flings the manual behind her* I have an opening in my calendar now. I'll be there.
Hunter: Oh God... does she ever stop thinking about guys? Wait, don't answer that. This is Raven. I should know better.
Aeris: Hunter, that's not very nice...
Hunter: Sorry... -_-;
Selphie: This will be so much fun! We can talk about boys...
Tifa: Paint our nails...
Selphie: Play truth or dare...
Tifa: Play spin the bottle...
Quistis: *sarcasm* Why don't we just play seven minutes of heaven while we're at it...
Raven: That'd be so much fun! Great idea, Quisty!
Quistis: Yeah... way to go me...
Hunter: Umm... Rave... haven't you basically kissed all the guys here anyway?
Raven: More or less...
Crystal: Is this really an appropriate convo to have in front of your bf?
Trowa: *still playing chess with Van* Check. It's alright, Crystal. I'm not worried. She's just joking... right, Raven?
Raven: Uhh... *shifty eyes* Of course I'm joking...
Reno: What do you have to drink at this party?
Rinoa: Umm... pop?
Reno: Not good enough. Leave the drinks to Irvine and me.
Zell: I can bring the food! Right, Squall?
Squall: ......
Sephiroth: No hot dogs this time.
Zell: There's nothing wrong with hot dogs!
(Before Sephiroth can say anything Vincent cuts him off)
Vincent: Be nice Seph. Maybe we can help bring food this time.
Seph: *pouts* Fine...
Crystal: *a bit worried* You guys aren't gonna play the game where the first asleep gets some trick played on her, are you?
Raven: I never thought of that! Thanks, sis.
Crystal: Anytime... x_x;
(everyone starts talking about what they're going to bring or wear or whatever. Raven hops over to Hunter who stopped wrestling with Zell long enough to let the guy breathe)
Raven: Hi, Hunter. *smile smile*
Hunter: Uhh... Hey...
Raven: Great moves you were using on Zell. Very efficient. *more smiles*
Hunter: Thanks... *looks around the room awkwardly* What do you want?
Raven: I need some money to buy a new outfit for tonight.
Hunter: But you have five closets full of clothes, one dedicated just to lingerie. Why do you need more? Why don't you use your own money?
Raven: Those are all old and I need something with more excitement. As for the money... I'm a poor college student who can't afford the finer things in life. *does puppy dog eyes with the lower lip sticking out*
Hunter: *gives in* Alright. I don't want you being deprived of anything. *digs in his wallet, takes out $100 and gives it to her*
Raven: *looks at it and blinks* That's it? I mean... Thankies, Hunter. *hugs him and wanders over to Rufus muttering things about cheap rich guys*
(Rufus is still sitting at the computer engrossed in something and has oddly been quiet throughout this entire time)
Raven: Hi Rufy. *smiles sweetly*
Rufus: *looks up briefly* Hi, Raven.
Raven: Whatcha doing?
Rufus: *back to facing the screen* Playing the Sims.
Raven: Oh. Good game. A bit obsessive though, isn't it.
Rufus: No it's not. I've hardly been playing. *looks at his watch* Good god! I've been playing for seven hours straight!
Raven: Yeah, that happens. You should talk to Crystal about it. She's been on about that long before too. Went through
withdrawals one day. Had to join SA... Sims Anonymous.
Rufus: That's terrible! But I don't have a problem. I can quiet whenever I want to.
Raven: Then look at me when I'm talking to you.
Rufus: *struggles a minute between the screen and Raven then looks at Raven* So what can I do you for?
Raven: *back to smiling* I need some money for the party tonight. I need a new outfit.
Rufus: I knew I should've stayed with the game and not look at you... *goes for his wallet then stops* Wait, you bought out half of Victoria's Secret a few weeks ago...
Raven: So? Those are old now. I need something new and eye catching and fun.
Rufus: Alright. You better be showing me the new outfits first. I wanna see what my money's going towards.
Raven: You can see it anytime you want to, Rufy. *hugs him and scampers off to Trowa*
(Raven and Trowa leave to shop, while everyone else slowly clears out to go get ready themselves)
(Later that evening everyone starts to arrive at Balamb Garden where the party's being held. Rinoa somehow managed to talk Squall into talking Cid into letting her use the big ballroom)
Rinoa: Ok everyone! Unpack, and put your pj's on and let's start the fun!
(they all look at Irvine)
Irvine: What? I brought boxers. I don't want all the guys here to see my manliness... ladies, though, my sleeping bag is located in the far right corner...
Raven: What?! No Irvine nekkidness? *pouts* Why did I come then?
Tifa: For the fun games of course!
Raven: Shush, Tifa. You're only a step above Annoyia in popularity.
Hunter: Maybe to you girls. But Tifa's way up there in popularity with us guys.
Aeris: Hunter... stop flirting with other girls.
Hunter: But I wasn't... sorry...
Selphie: Hey! I know! Let's have a fashion show of our pj's and judge them!
Crystal: Do you have any idea as to how predictable that idea is? EVERYONE has a
jpg judging contest. We'd just be stealing other people's ideas and trying to pass them off as our own-
Sephiroth: Shut up woman! Have you any idea as to how much you talk and talk and talk?
Crystal: Actually, I do. Raven tells me all the time.
Sephiroth: -_-;
Quistis: Plagiarism aside... I say we do it!
(Everyone agrees and the guys go off to change. They all return wearing their pajamas)
Raven: Ok. When I call your name, step forward and strip! *all the guys stare in shock* I mean, model... Zell!
(Zell steps forward wearing baby blue footie pj's (you know, the ones that are all one piece with feet built in) He punches the air a few times and smiles)
Everyone: *blink blink*
Raven: What the...
Quistis: hell...
Crystal: is that...?
Rinoa/Selphie/Tifa/Aeris: Aww... how cute!
Irvine: He is SO gay...
Raven: Right... moving along... Squall!
(He comes out wearing hospital style pants that say 'SeeD' across the ass, no shirt. All the girls drool)
Reno: What does he have that I don't?
Sephiroth: A body.
Reno: Whatever. He ain't nothin but a pretty boy.
Rufus: You're still bitter you weren't entered in the Bishounen contest, aren't you?
Reno: You weren't either...
Rufus: *pouts* I know...
Raven: Vincent!
(Vincent steps forward wearing red silk pants with his cape drawn over him)
Raven: What's with the cape/cloak thingy?
Vincent: I wear it to better cover my claw, my shame, that is a constant reminder of the nightmare I live everyday and night...
Raven/Quistis: Aww... poor Vinnie... *_*
Crystal: Vince, stop with the melodramatic tortured soul act. Raven, get over it and continue.
Raven: Ok, ok. Trowa!
(He comes forward wearing the old Canadian style army combat pants (plain green) and no shirt)
Raven: Very nice, Trowie... *wipes away some drool*
Crystal: No oggling the contestants! Next!
Raven: *sticks her tongue out at Crystal* Van!
(Van emerges wearing baggy red pants and a black shirt)
Crystal: Woohoo!
Raven: No oggling the contestants! Next is Sephy-sama!
(He steps forward wearing black silk boxers, spins once and goes back)
Raven: Ok... Rufus!
(Rufus appears in a dark green silk pants with matching long sleeve button up shirt)
Raven: Nice. Reno!
(Reno's wearing boxers with little red hearts on them)
Quistis: Hearts?
Reno: *shrugs* I got them out of Irvine's room.
Everyone: Ew!
Irvine: Man, that's just wrong. You're wearing Rufus' boxers.
Rufus: *mortified* How did my boxers get in your room?!
Irvine: *shrugs* Not like I took them... someone must've done our laundry together?
Rufus: Thank god. I was afraid you were trying to make one of Raven's yaoi dreams come true. *shudders*
Raven: Mmmmm... yummy... *_*
Crystal: *thwaps Raven* Can we get on with it?!
Raven: yeah yeah... Hunter, come on down!
(Hunter appears in fuzzy purple boxers)
Raven: Interesting. Lovin the colour.
Hunter: Knew you would.
Aeris: Hunter!
Hunter: Sorry...
Raven: Last but certainly not least, Irvine! ...minus the nekkidness...
(Irvine comes out wearing boxers with cowboy hats on them)
Selphie: EEE! *runs towards Irvine*
Irvine: *while running for his life* I don't' like you anymore! You scare me! Psycho!
Selphie: I'll blow you to smithereens for saying that!
Irvine: See! Perfect example!
(He hides behind Raven who glares at Selphie. As Raven reaches for her death scythe Selphie books it on out of the room)
Raven: So after much debate and disqualifying each other's BFs, and Reno's grossness, and
Vinnie's brooding, and countless other excuses we all came up with... Rufus and somehow Zell, although I tried my hardest to disqualify him, are the only ones left. So, Rufus wins!
Rufus: Of course I did. I would like to thank my stylist for-
Sephiroth: Shut it, Shinra.
Hunter: Ok, ladies, go change.
(After grumblings about being shy, they go change and return)
Irvine: I will be announcing. And the winner will come home with me. ^_^
Crystal: Irvine!
Raven: *fixes her hair* Works for me.
Irvine: First we have Aeris!
(She comes out in a long frilly, lacy, pink night gown. It flows in the breeze... that came out of nowhere...)
Reno: So young, so innocent, so-
Hunter: So my girlfriend!
Irvine: Next is Rinoa!
(She comes out in a tank top and boxers she claims are Squall's)
Raven/Crystal/Quistis: Crackwhore...
Irvine: Crystal!
(Crystal is wearing a tank top and shorts in an army motif)
Sephiroth: Hoping we play hide and go seek? maybe expecting a battle tonight?
Crystal: ha ha...
Irvine: Umm... right... Quistis!
(She's in satin pants with long sleeve button up shirt)
Irvine: Tifa!
(Tifa comes out in baggy jogging pants and even baggier sweatshirt)
Everyone: *blink blink*
Tifa: What? I only wear tight revealing clothes when I fight...
Raven: And that makes sense, how?
Irvine: That's so disappointing... BUT! We all know our next contestant won't disappoint... Raven!
(Raven hops forward wearing a corset type top (tight, form fitted, strapless top that goes to the naval) that she's busting out of, and shorts so short they look like panties. All in black too)
(All the guys drool with their eyes popping out)
Crystal: *thwaps Van* Raven! Put a robe on or something! Skank!
Raven: *shrugs and puts on a black, but totally see-through, sheer robe that goes to her knees* Better?
Crystal: -_-;
Irvine: *without confirming with the other guys* Raven wins!
Raven: Woo! *hugs Trowa* What's next?
Tifa: Spin the bottle!
Rinoa: *worried about others kissing her Squall* I dunno...
Reno: I'm all for it!
(Everyone eventually agrees. They're all sitting in a circle, seating isn't that important)
Raven: me first!
Sephiroth: No surprise there. She's always first in line for a free kiss...
Vincent: That's not nice, Sephiroth.
Sephiroth: I know... *pouts*
(Raven spins the bottle and it lands on Squall. Rinoa's eyes widen, and before she can utter one word Raven's jumped across the
circle and pounced Squall. They kiss for a minute before Raven gets up and goes back to her spot)
Squall: *smiling a bit* My turn.
(He spins it and it lands on Quistis. His smile grows a bit bigger and goes over to kiss her. They break apart, smiling. Rinoa is NOT amused)
Reno: Man, I wish I had a hot teacher that I got to kiss...
Rufus: You mean you went to school?
(Quistis spins the bottle and it lands on Reno)
Reno: Someone else's hot teacher is just as good.
(They kiss then Reno spins and gets Aeris. After a menacing look from Hunter, Reno gives Aeris a sweet little peck on the cheek. They continue playing and after a while Raven has kissed almost all the guys, a few of them a couple times, when Trowa asks Raven to speak with him a minute and they leave the game still in progress to talk)
Voice: Heyheyhey!
Squall: O_O Oh good god. Rinoa, you didn't...
(Laguna comes bouncing through the door in green footie pj's that match Zell's blue ones)
Sephiroth: She did...
Rinoa: I thought it'd be a good way for you two to bond...
Laguna: Sorry I'm late! Kiros told me the party started at 11, not 8. Son!
Come give daddy a hug! *runs for him*
(Squall starts running with Laguna in pursuit. After a few minutes Squall tricks Laguna into running into a closet and locking him in. Squall returns to the ballroom smiling)
Irvine: Whoa. I've never seen you smile so much dude.
Squall: *stops smiling and goes emotionless again* Whatever...
(Back to Raven and Trowa...)
Raven: What's up hun?
Trowa: Do you miss being single and having the freedom to flirt with all the guys?
Raven: Maybe. But just a little. I like being with you.
Trowa: I know you're lying. I can see how much you like flirting.
Raven: What are you saying? Wait, are YOU dumping ME?
Trowa: ...I think I am...
Raven: Ok, no. I guess we can break up, but on my terms. When I'm hanging in Gundam land, you're mine, and only mine... I've seen the way Quatre looks at you, and the dirty looks he gives me... Cool?
Trowa: That works for me.
Raven: One final thing. I dumped you. Got it?
Trowa: Got it. *they hug*
Raven: It's been fun.
Trowa: Yes it has. I think I'm gonna cut out early, you have fun.
(Trowa leaves and Raven goes back to the others)
Raven: I'm a free woman again!
Rufus: Again? Since when were you ever free? Have you seen my credit card bills?
Raven: Shush, Rufus. I mean I broke up with Trowa.
(All the girls aww... and Reno and Irvine run over to her)
Irvine: Why don't you come back to my sleeping bag with me...
Reno: No, come back with me! *they start fighting*
Raven: BOYS! There's enough of me for the both of you. *grabs their arms and leads them out the door and back to her place*
Everyone: *blinks*
Sephiroth: I see she mends a broken heart fast.
Rufus: Why doesn't she ever mend it with me... I'm the President of ShinRa!
*Crystal grabs one of Aeris' fluffy pink slippers and starts beating Rufus with it*
