Merry Christmas... as late as it is -

Tis the Season

(Raven's sitting at her desk in her bedroom. She places her green gel pen down, picks up the paper card she was writing on and stuffs it into an envelope with "Rikku" written on it. She licks and sticks the envelope, makes a face at the taste, then adds the now sealed envelope to the pile)

Raven: *smiling* There. That should do it. Now to mail them.

Crystal: *walking in* Mail what?

Raven: The invitations to our Christmas get together on December 22nd.

Crystal: Isn't that Seifer's birthday as well?

Raven: I suppose it is. I better get him a gift when I go mail these. *looks out the window to see the snow blowing around in the wind* But it's gonna be cold outside! Crystal -

Crystal: No way. Mail your own invites. *heads for the door* Oh, and bundle up. *leaves*

Raven: Meanie!

(3 days later, the regulars are in their regular locations doing their regular things, when Quistis walks in with an arm full of mail)

Quistis: Mail's here.

Irvine: Why is it you're usually the one to bring in the mail?

Quistis: I'm the most responsible, I suppose. Anyway, it looks like everyone has at least one letter today.

(Quistis goes around the room, handing the mail out. After everyone's opened their letters they all look at Raven)

Raven: What?

Sion: Why did you mail us invites instead of just giving them to us, or telling us?

Raven: Everyone's always complaining that they don't get any good mail.

Seph: I'd hardly call this "good mail"

Raven: *glares* Shush you, or no Christmas gift. Also, with an actual invitation on paper, maybe you won't forget.

Reno: I'm not quite sure, but I think she just insulted us.

Rufus: So who else is invited to this Christmas soiree?

Raven: Everybody.

Everyone: Everybody?

Raven: And then some.

Everyone: And then some?

Raven: Are you going to repeat everything I say?

Everyone: Are you - err... uhh...

Seifer: Who qualifies as "and then some"

Raven: Some new people I want you guys to get to know.

TIRK: Are there chicks?!

Raven: You'll just have to wait until the party.

Irvine: But you promised us some girls months ago!

Raven: Ugh. You're annoyingly persistent. I've invited some new girls, but they haven't RSVPed yet.

Irvine: Call them! Maybe they didn't get the letter!

Sion: Talk about a one track mind.

Rufus: This coming from one of Crystal's stalkers...

Quistis: *looking around* Raven, where's Dauragon?

Raven: He left this morning on a business trip. He should be back in time for the party. *cell phone rings with a weird song* That's probably him telling me he arrived safely. *answers* Hello?

Seph: Anyone else find it weird that her phone rings the opening to FY?

Tasuki: Nope, not at all. *sips his beer*

Raven: *confused look, still on phone* Yes, this is she... *recognition lights up her eyes* Oh, hi, Tidus! How are you?

(Crystal walks in, looks at Raven then to Rufus)

Crystal: Who's Raven talking to in her fake bubbly voice?

Rufus: *shrugs* Some Tidus person.

Crystal: O_O Tidus! *runs over to Raven and bounces around*

Raven: *shoos Crys away* Really? That's great... yeah, that's fine too... wonderful. See you then, ciao! *hangs up*

Crystal: *still bouncing* Tidus! Why is he calling you? How'd he get your number? When is "see you then?"

Raven: Down girl. Remember Tidus and I exchanged numbers at weapon camp. I invited him to the party, so he was calling to confirm that he was coming, hence, the "see you then"

Crystal: Tidus is coming?! This is so exciting! I have to go get ready! *runs out*

Everyone: *blinks*

Raven: So Tidus is what motivates her to be ready on time. Who knew... *heads out*

Seifer: *to Sion* Did you hear that? There's another guy Crys is interested in!

Sion: *falls to his knees* When will my chance come?!

Seifer: You mean, mine.

Sion: *looks up at Seifer* Don't interrupt my attempt at an angsty bishie in love.

Seifer: My bad. Please, go on.

Sion: *stands up* nah, the moment's passed.

Seph: *pondering things in the corner* Hmm... Raven likes Christmas... boyfriend out of town means credit cards in her hand... Christmas spirit + money that's not hers = a good time to ask for my turret! Right, Fawkes? .... Fawkes?

(Looks around, not finding Fawkes anywhere)

Seph: What the hell? He's always by my side... what could possibly be so important that he would miss hearing my great idea? *storms off to find him*

(Upstairs in Crystal's room...)

Crystal: *going through pics* Which one should I have Tidus sign? I don't want to regret my choice.

Fawkes: *sneezes then grunts*

Crystal: Bless you, and good idea. I'll have him sign them all! Good thing you're up here, Fawkes, not like you had anything better to do with Seph anyway.

Fawkes: *laughs*

(The next day...)

Irvine: *spots Raven walking down the hall* raven! *chases then tackles her to the ground*

Raven: Oof. x_x

Irvine: Please tell me the girls replied and are coming!

Raven: Relax. Everyone RSVPed - and they can go, and yes a female or two will be there.

Irvine: Thank you! *hugs Raven, then lets go to look at her oddly* Any more guys that look like girls coming?

Raven: Not this time. You can let Kou know he's safe to talk to any one who is of the female persuasion.

Irvine: Cool! *hugs her again before getting up and running off*

(Raven lays on the floor for a moment longer as Crys walks by)

Crys: Jumped by another bishie?

Raven: And savouring the moment.

Crystal: Of course.

(The next few days consisted of Raven shopping for food, decorations, and clothes for the party, and hanging all the decorations. The day before the party, Raven is hanging a few last pieces of garland when Seph walks in)

Seph: What the hell is all this? *looking at all the ice blue and silver*

Raven: *beams* A winter wonderland!

Seph: Looks more like my version of hell

Fawkes: *laughs then looks up sympathetically at Seph*

Seph: You're still not forgiven for abandoning me during my moment.

Fawkes: *snorts than walks out*

Seph: Damn hyena! Get back here! *runs after him*

Hunter: *playing a fighter game* I think Sephiroth is discovering his nine precincts of hell - just by living here.

Raven: Yeah, I have that effect on him.

(Upstairs in Crystal's room...)

Crys: EEE! Tidus is coming in 17 hours and 27 mins! *hears a scratching noise behind her, and turns to see Fawkes itching his ear* What is your obsession with hanging out in here?

(Later that day, Seph, Sion, and Seifer complained about the party and not wanting to go, or have it at all)

Sion: Bad things always happen when we get together, it's gonna be three fold if everyone is involved.

Raven: I've watched the weather channel all week, and no sign of a snow storm, so what could possibly go wrong?

(That night, Raven watched the weather channel one last time, still no snow storm reported, and Crystal had visions of Tidus playing Blitzball in her head)

(The day of the party has arrived. Raven comes down the stairs to the ramble room, enters, and poses, showing off her cute, yet sexy red Santa's helper dress with white faux fur trim, and of course it's short, low cut, and has a matching Santa hat. She's also carrying a couple presents)

Raven: Good morning! Merry Christmas! ...almost.

Sion: If she's like this three days before the actual Christmas Day, I'd hate to see her on the 25th.

Seifer: bahumbug. I want my happy birthday.

Sion: *blinks* It's your birthday?

Seifer: Yes! Some friend you are.

Sion: Technically, we're not friends. We just have a common goal and decided to help each other out.

Seifer: Ah, right. But I still want my happy birthday!

Raven: *skipping over, with the gifts still in hand* Happy Birthday, Seifer! *hands him the bigger box*

Seifer: Thank you! *rips the box open to find a trendy and expensive black, ribbed turtleneck* Cool, thanks, well I guess I should thank Dauragon.

Raven: Welcome. ^_^ Don't mention it... literally. Anywho, here's a small Christmas gift for each of you *holds out two small boxes*

(Sion and Seifer take their gifts and eagerly open them, to find a little wallet sized pic of Crystal in a silver frame. They stare at the pic, then look up at Raven)

Sion/Seifer: Thank you, Raven!

Raven: Just don't think I'm encouraging your pursuits or anything.

(Crystal comes running in the room wearing a Zanarkand Abes tshirt and waving a little pennant flag that says "Go Tidus" )

Crys: Is Tidus here yet?!

Raven: Nope.

Crys: Boo.

Raven: No one's here yet, if you were wondering... Oh, Sion, you can have this *hands him a Santa hat* Daurie was supposed to wear it but he went on his business trip... actually he said he wouldn't wear it even if he was here... Talk about no Christmas spirit.

Sion: *shrugs* His loss, my gain. *puts it on, which is too big, and falls down over his eyes*

Raven: I think it's too big.

Crystal: I think it's too adorable.

Sion: It's perfect! *pulls the hat up a little bit and smiles*

(The doorbell rings)

Crys: Tidus?! I'll get it!

(Crys runs to the door and whips it open)

Quistis: Merry Christmas!

Crys: *face fallen* Oh, it's you. *walks away*

Squall: It's the elevator thing again, isn't it? I knew she wasn't over it yet.

Quistis: *rolls her eyes* Shut up about that already. *walks over to TIRK* Merry Christmas, boys. *gives them a hug and kiss on the cheek before moving on to say hi to the others. TIRK watches her walk away*

Kou: I wish more girls had Christmas spirit like that.

Tasuki: All year around.

Reno: Irv, man, you can't tell me you never wanted to tap that ass.

Irvine: Trust me, I tried, but she was obsessed with getting Squall and destroying Rinoa.

(A knock at the door prompts Crystal, who's in the kitchen, to hop over the counter and race to the door)

Kou: I've never seen that girl move like that in my entire stay here.

Irvine: Imagine what she could do in bed.

Raven: *throws a cat treat at Irvine's head* Irvine! Don't talk - or even think about my sister that way!

Irvine: How'd she hear that on the other side of the room?

Tasuki: Y'know she hears things when she wants to, especially the perverted things.

Reno: Call it, Sexaholic Selective Hearing.

(Crystal opens the front door to find Yuffie and Tifa)

Crys: *blinks* Wasn't expecting you two at all. Someone else, maybe, Tidus, absolutely, but not you two.

Yuffie: Well, I was kinda expecting a hot hunk to open the door, so we're even.

Tifa: *peering over Crystal's shoulder* Is Aeris here yet? She said she was coming and had a surprise for everyone. Although I was kinda hoping she'd come here while I snuck in to where Cloud is to see him. *pouts* I haven't seen him in eleven days. Aeris won't let me near him, that greedy. goodie-goodie bitch.

Crys: *blinks* Aeris hasn't arrived yet, sorry. *walks back into the room with Yuffie*

Tifa: This surprise had better be good... *closes the door and heads in to the ramble room* I hope she brings Cloud.

(A few minutes later, Hunter strolls through the front door, wearing his own Santa hat)

Hunter: *bellows* Merry Christmas!

Raven: *comes skipping in* Merry hoho to you! You're just the man I wanted to see.

Zell: *stepping in from outside* Hey, Raven!

Raven: Hi, Zell. *hugs Zell, then gives a hug to Hunter as well*

Hunter: Wasn't expecting either one of those hugs... Oh yeah, *reaches behind him* I found this outside. *pulls Rinoa inside* She claims to have been invited, which I didn't believe, so I was about to toss her off the property when she pulled out the invite, which your official handwriting analyzer confirmed was yours.

Zell: Yep! I can recognize Raven's beautiful, perfect, flowing writing anywhere.

Raven: That's sorta creepy.

Rinoa: Thanks for inviting me, Raven.

Hunter: Why did you invite them?

Raven: *shrugs* Tis the season... anywho, I need you to help me bring all the gifts from my closet downstairs.

Hunter: No problem.

(Raven and Hunter head up to grab the presents while Zell and Rinoa enter the party. When they walk in everyone goes quiet and stares)

Zell: *spots Squall* Squall, buddy! You look thirsty, lemme grab you a drink. *zips to the kitchen*

Rinoa: *shyly waves* Hi, everyone... I was invited... by Raven. *walks over to Squall and Quistis* You don't look shocked or upset to see me.

Squall: Raven asked us if we would be ok with you coming.

Quistis: Yes, we're all adults, well, most of us are. *smirks at Rinoa* So, I think we can all be civil and get along for Raven. I don't want to ruin her party.

Rinoa: *staring blankly at Quistis, oblivious to the insult, then turns to Squall, smiling* You look good tonight, Squall.

Quistis: *glares*

(Crystal waits anxiously in a chair close to the front hall hoping for Tidus to arrive. TIRK is busy placing bets)

Reno: $20 on Rufus. *places a $20 bill on the table*

Irvine: $20 on a hot babe Raven promised would come. *tosses a couple $10 bills in the centre of the table*

Kou: You have a lot of faith in Raven.

Irvine: My sex life depends on this.

Kou: You're sad, man. *also a $20 bill on the table* I'll go with Aeris and her surprise Tifa keeps guessing at.

Tasuki: Kuja. *tosses in his money*

Reno: Kuja? We haven't seen him for months and he hates most of us.

Tasuki: Gay guys know how to make an entrance at the wrong moment. Nuriko always showed up when he wasn't needed or wanted.

(6 minutes later, the doorbell rings and Crystal runs for it. She opens the door to see a pink puffy coat clad- )

Crys: Kuja?! Ugh! *stomps off*

Kuja: Wonderful to see you too, darling.

Kou: Damn.

Reno: You sure know your gay guys.

Tasuki: I knew hangin' around Nuriko would eventually pay off. *collects his winnings*

(Raven and Hunter come downstairs, with their arms full of gifts)

Raven: Hi, Kuja! Don't worry about Crystal, it's nothing personal. She's waiting for someone.

Hunter: Her boyfriend.

Crys: *from other room* How can he be my boyfriend?! I haven't even met him yet!

Kuja: Young love is so cute.

Raven: Isn't it, though? Come in, mingle, relax. Hunter, let's go.

(The three move into the room, Raven and Hunter place the presents under the tree, Kuja and Crystal watching)

Kuja: That long present should go in the centre... No, no! Don't put two shiny gifts near each other.

Hunter: What does it matter?

Crys: You want to set a good impression on your guests, and show you have good taste and an eye for detail.

Raven: Then, you two arrange, while Hunter and I go get the last of the gifts.

(Kuja and Crystal start arranging while Raven and Hunter go back upstairs. When a knock at the door comes three minutes later, Crystal throws the present she was holding at Kuja and dashes to the door and opens it)

Crys: *bursts out laughing* Now this is a funny disappointment. I love the antlers, please, come in, Rude.

Rude: .........

(Rude, wearing those cute reindeer antler headbands, walks in pulling a little sled behind him, which Rufus is sitting on, sipping a latte)

Rufus: *getting off the sled* About time, Rude. It was starting to snow harder. You know I get cold easily. Go bring me a chair by the fire so I may warm up.

Crys: Aww... Rufus, don't be mean to Rude-olph. *snickers*

Rude: *glares with silence*

Crys: Just having some holiday fun... eheheheheh going back to my waiting chair now... *backs out of the hallway*

Rude: *smirks*

(Rude and Rufus walk into the room, Rufus finds an unoccupied chair by the fire, and Rude nods a hello to Reno as he goes to browse the Christmas cds)

Kou: Has Rude always been that quiet?

Reno: Hell no. You should've seen him when I first met him. He talked all the time. All cheery and stuff.

Tasuki: So what happened to em?

Reno: I talked way too much, always cutting him off, so he gave up trying to compete. It's not like he's taken a vow of silence, he still talks, just when it's needed. Makes more of a statement that way.

Irvine: Yeah, an intimidating one.

Zell: *running over to Squall with a glass in his hand* Here's some freshly squeezed lemonade I made for you. I hope you enjoy it. If you need anything else, I'll be playing video games. *runs off*

Quistis: You don't like lemonade.

Squall: No, but it keeps him off my back for about twenty minutes as he makes it.

Quistis: Clever.

(A light knock comes from the door)

Crys: *jumps up* With a knock that light, it probably isn't Tidus, but maybe his fingers are cold. *opens the door and stares at the knockers confused*

Raven: *at the top of the stairs with Hunter, both their arms full of gifts again* Who is it?

Crys: A couple of pretty elves.

Raven: Yay! They made it. Invite them in.

Irvine: Elves? Probably some pretty boy elves who are no doubt gay.

(Raven and Hunter start down the stairs as Crystal steps aside and lets the elves in. Instead of two gay pretty boys, two stunning female elves walk in. One is in a dusty rose hooded cloak, the other in dark grey. The one in the dusty rose cloak pulls back her hood to reveal she is Kyela, Raven's archery coach. The elf in grey lowers her hood and removes her cloak to reveal a tall voluptuous body in thigh high boots and a very tight reflective dark orange bathing suit-esque body suit, accented by her dark brown hair. Hunter looks down at the elves, more particularly, the scantily clad elf)

Hunter: Holy shi-

(Hunter, so distracted at the sight of her assets, misses a stair, and goes into a rolling fall, with presents sent in the air, and Hunter bouncing his way down the stairs, somehow avoiding Raven. When he hits the floor, he quickly sits up, catching all the falling presents in his arms, and his Santa hat with his teeth. Raven shakes her head, a few steps up then giggles when a small ring box lands on his head)

Hunter: *smiling at the elves* Hello, ladies. I'm Hunter.

Kyela: *giggling, takes the box off his head* I'm Kyela, nice to meet you. *places the ring box on the top of Hunter's pile*

Other Elf: *rolls her eyes*

Raven: *on the main level now* Thank for coming, girls. C'mon, I'll introduce you to everyone.

(Before the head in, the door swings open, and Seph, with a lot of blowing snow, comes in)

Seph: *holding up 2 plastic bags* Here's your damn egg nog, woman. Don't know why I was sent out for a drink that makes you sick most of the time. *heads to the kitchen with everyone behind him*

Raven: Because it's so yummy. ^_^ Kuja, here's some more gifts for you to arrange. *she and Hunter hand them over* Now, everyone, I'd like you to meet some of the others I invited.

(Everyone turns their attention to Raven and her guests, all the men's jaws drop. Quistis and Rinoa hit Squall, which causes Quistis and Raven to glare)

Raven: Tis the season...

TIRK: *awestruck*

Reno: Women... Two women... Two hot women...

Irvine: *crying* She finally kept her promise. *sobs*

Raven: *ahems* I'd like y'all to meet Kyela Rolyn and Kiana Aisling. Kyela was my archery coach at the weapon seminar, she's a sweet little thing, and Kiana is Kyela's friend, whom I've only briefly spoke to on the phone once. Please, everyone, introduce yourselves and get to know them. *spots TIRK drooling with Irvine crying* Try not to scare them away.

Kou: In a room full of baddies and high spun crazies, she looks at us when she says that.

Irvine: I'm gonna get laid tonight! *high fives Reno*

Kou: Never mind... she was right...

Tifa: *pacing* Maybe she's going to move far away and has given up on Cloud... I can only hope this surprise is that good.

(The doorbell rings)

Raven: *looks at Crys* Are you going to get that?

Crys: Ba-humbug.

Raven: *blink blink*

Crys: You probably invited 50 more people, and Tidus won't arrive til the last. So, no, I'm not getting it.

Raven: Oook, excuse me, Kiana. *goes in the hallway, opens the door, and holds back her laughter* Hi, guys! Wonderful to see you.

Voice: You gonna invite us in? It's freezing out here. In case you didn't notice, it's a mini blizzard out here, and I am from a desert.

Raven: There are such things known as coats, Rikku. But, c'mon in.

(They walk into the room, Crys looks over and sees Rikku)

Crys: See, it's Rikku. I would've went to the door to find her, instead of... *Tidus walks in* Tidus!

(Crystal flies across the room in a blur of colours and glomps Tidus, knocking him to the ground. Crys sits up, on his chest, smiling)

Crys: Hi, Tidus! You are just so cool! Can I have your autograph?! *hold up her pics*

Everyone: -_-;;

Tidus: Sure! No problem! *signs them all and hands them back, smiling*

Crys: Thank you! *smiles*

Rikku: Umm, excuse me, I know you're a fan, and Tidus will sign anything, anytime, but do you mind not sitting on Yunie's boyfriend any longer?

Crys: *puzzled* Yunie? Oh, right. Her. *gets off Tidus and mumbles* Ruin all my fun.

Raven: Anywho, everyone, this, on the floor, is Tidus -

Seifer: So, he's the one.

Sion: Dually noted.

Raven: - and the one in the yellow bikini is Rikku. So mingle, mingle.

Kou: She's cute.

Raven: She's 17.

Kou: Damn.

Irvine: Alright!

(Yuffie walks over to Squall, Rinoa, and Quistis)

Yuffie: Hey, Leon! How ya been?

Quistis/Rinoa: Leon?

Squall: Yuffie, it's Squall.

Yuffie: But you kept yelling "It's Leon" when we were in Traverse Town until it was drilled into my head.

Quistis/Rinoa: Traverse Town?

Squall: Well, it's Squall.

Yuffie: Yeah, whatever, Leon.

Squall: .......

Yuffie: So where's Selphie? Is she coming?

Squall: Selphie volunteered to stay behind and keep an eye on Garden. I think she just didn't want to see Irvine.

Yuffie: *looks over at Irvine, who's now balancing a shot glass on his nose* That's understandable. Well, I'll talk to you later, Leon! *scampers off and over to Tifa, who's standing by the window, Quistis and Rinoa look at Squall*

Squall: ........

Yuffie: Hi, Tifa.

Tifa: Where's Aeris? It's not like her to be late. The one time I actually wanna see miss priss and she takes her sweet ass time.

Yuffie: Bye, Tifa. *quickly moves away*

(There's a laid back knock at the door, Raven looks at Crystal)

Raven: Not gonna answer it?

Crys: *with Tidus* Why? I got the guest I wanted.

Rikku: Hey! Yunie's not going to like this.

Crys: Quiet, Rikku. Tell me more about your Zanarkand, Tidus. *_*

Raven: *sighs* Fangirls... *opens the door* EEE! Gippal! I can't believe you made it! Oui'na cu lida! {you're so cute} Baralai, you came too?! EEE!

Hunter: *in the other room, hearing the screaming* Now, what was she saying about fangirls?

(Raven grabs both guys hands and pulls them inside)

Raven: *big goofy grin* Everyone, this is Gippalai! Err, Gippal and Baralai. Gippal, come teach me some Al Bhed, I only learned a couple phrases.

Gippal: I'm not complaining about the one you do know.

Rikku: *skips over* Hi, Gippal, how are you? *big smile*

Gippal: Well, if it isn't Cid's little girl. *pats her head*

Rikku: *pouts* I have a name...

Gippal: Riiight. You know me, I'm always good, but as you can see, I have an able body *gives Raven's body a glance* to teach Al Bhed to.

Rikku: Here's one you can teach: Re, so hysa ec Raven yht E ryja y puovneaht, Gippal! {Hi, my name is Raven and I have a boyfriend} *sticks her tongue out and bounces off*

Raven: That didn't sound nice.

Gippal: *yelling back at Rikku* Vmendehk hajan gemmat yhouha, E's hud funneat huf {Flirting never killed anyone, I'm not worried now}

Raven: That sounded more appealing.

Gippal: Trust me, Keeper of the Realm, it is.

(A few minutes later there is a light and oddly polite knock at the front door. Raven and Crystal look at each other, roll their eyes and excuse themselves from their convos to head to the door. Raven opens it to find Aeris, and Cloud bundled up in a scarf which covers his mouth)

Aeris: Goodness, this snow is just awful. I hope we're the last to arrive. I think a blizzard has begun.

Raven: *pouts* but the weather channel said no snow last night...

Cloud: *mumbles something through his scarf*

Crys: *pats his shoulder* Aww, it's ok, Cloud, you don't have to go out in the snow again.

Aeris: I hope no one else has to make any trips in this weather. What's wrong, Raven?

Raven: Daurie isn't home yet, I hope he makes it before this weather gets worse.

Crys: Enough boohoos, I have a hottie waiting, and Tifa won't stop annoying everyone with her guesses as to what your surprise is, Aeris, so let's go in and hear it.

(They all enter the room, and Tifa's eyes nearly burst out of her head)

Aeris: Hello, everyone. I have great news -

Tifa: Cloud! I'm so happy to see you!

Yuffie: Shut up, Tifa. Let the woman speak.

Aeris: *giggles* Thank you, Yuffie. My big surprise... oh, it's such wonderful news! Cloud... *wipes away a tear* Cloud, in a sense "woke up" and remembered everything! *hugs Cloud*

Everyone: *blinks in shock*

Raven: That is great news! When did this happen? How did this happen?

Aeris: I was with him every waking moment and dream I could spare, telling him of the past and everything that had happened. Until one day he yelled out "Aerith!"

Kou: I thought your name was Aeris?

Aeris: Translation issues, don't worry yourself, hun. Anyway, he remembered joining evil in a last ditch effort to find me when we were split up after the Heartless took over our world.

Crys: So when was all this?

Cloud: *removing his scarf* Eleven days ago.

Tifa: So, that's why you stopped letting me see him! That's so mean!

Aeris: I'm sorry. We had a lot of catching up to do. *gives Cloud a kiss on the cheek*

Everyone: Aww...

Tifa: No! Boo! No awws!

Quistis: Another tale of true love conquering all. *hugs Squall*

Rinoa: *glares at Quistis* I'm with Tifa, Boo!

Seph: So the puppet's back to normal, is he? We'll see about that. *wicked grin*

Kiana: *standing nearby* Hmm... you like to play with people's minds?

Seph: *sheepishly grins* Well, maybe just a little... ok, especially his.

Kiana: *raises a brow* Nice hobby. *saunters away*

Seph: *blinks and turns to Fawkes* Was she being sincere?

Fawkes: *sneezes*

Seph: Bless you... This girl may have potential.

Fawkes: *whimpers*

Hunter: You expecting anyone else, Raven? Or may we mingle and be festive?

Raven: *does a head count* No one else, you're free to be festive.

Hunter: Wonderful. I'll be festive and chat up the delectable Kiana, while you be problem control and stop TIRK's advancements on the innocent before you go off and be flirty with Gippal.

Raven: I'm not flirting. Just because I'm being taught a sexy language by a sexy guy - and did you say TIRK with the innocent? *heads in TIRKs direction*

Hunter: Since when was Al Bhed considered a sexy language?

(Sion and Seifer have been joined by Baralai, all the pleasantries have been exchanged and Sion and Seifer have gone back to watching Crys and Tidus chat)

Sion: Look at how he monopolizes her time.

Baralai: I think it's more the other way around.

Seifer: How dare he come in here and just take away Crystal before seeing if she was already taken.

Baralai: *chuckles* You shouldn't worry yourselves. Tidus is in love with Yuna, and would never do anything to jeopardize that. He's being friendly, making new friends, nothing more.

Seifer: I hope you're right, Barry.

Baralai: Actually, my name is Baralai.

Seifer: Close enough.

(Cloud and Aeris wander over to Squall and Quistis)

Cloud: Hey, Leon.

Squall: ....... Hi.

Cloud: I just wanted to say I remember fighting a long side with you in in the battle tournament. We work well as a team. If you ever need help, lemme know. I'd be glad to fight along side you again, Leon.

Squall: Thanks.

(Cloud and Aeris walk away)

Quistis: Again with the Leon name...

(Irvine is chatting it up with Kyela)

Irvine: You have such a beautiful name, Kyela Rolyn. Beautiful name for a beautiful woman. Does it mean something?

Kyela: *giggles* You're so sweet, Mr. Kinneas.

Irvine: Irvine, please. No need to be formal around here.

Kyela: Irvine, then. Yes, my name means "Love's Healing Light" I was born into a family of Healers, hence the last name of Rolyn. I was given the name Kyela, or Love, by the strong aura of love and compassion that radiated from me, even as an infant.

Irvine: Wow, that is truly cool, and I can feel that from you as well. So, coming from Healers, can you -

Kyela: Yes, I have the ability to cure one's wounds and ailments, as well as many surprises you'll have to come find out about soon, Irvine. *smiles and winks*

(Raven scurries over)

Raven: Hey, you two, everything going well?

Irvine: Extremely well.

Raven: Is he behaving, Kyela?

Kyela: He's been a perfect gentleman, Raven. But if you both will excuse me, I'm going to meet some more of your friends. *leaves*

Irvine: I'm in love...

Raven: Yea, sure you are. You haven't met Rikku yet, I'm sure your heart will change it's mind soon.

Irvine: Ah, yes. The lovely Rikku who is my age.

Raven: Go easy on her, will ya? Hmm... enough problem control for now, where's Gippal? *leaves in search of*

(Sephiroth is sitting at the kitchen counter, holding a glass of egg nog)

Seph: *smells it* Ugh. I don't even begin to know who she can drink this stuff... *takes a small sip, smacks his lips, then takes another* Actually, it's not that bad. Better than I was expecting.

Reno: *walking by* It's even better with rum in it.

Seph: Figures you'd say that. Ah, what the hell, tis the season. *mixes in some rum*

(Crystal and Tidus are still gabbing away)

Crys: Tell me how you felt when you finally did the Jecht shot perfectly. *_*

Tidus: I was thrilled. I was finally able to show my old man that I was good at Blitzball no matter what he said to me. What made the moment even better was Yuna being there to see it.

Crys: *monotone* Yay for Yuna... *perks up* Will you be staying here all the time? We have extra rooms.

Tidus: I don't know yet. I don't know if Yuna's invited, or if she's able to stay here. She's pretty popular at home and always needed for something. maybe she wouldn't mind me visiting from time to time.

Crys: *mumbles* grr... Yuna again... *out loud* Frequent visits are just as good.

Tidus: I bet Yuna would love to come and meet new people. I think you two would be good friends.

Crys: She does seem nice, if only a little ditzy, and I think we could get along... *quietly* when she's not around you.

(Standing seven feet away are Sion, Seifer, and Baralai)

Seifer: Damnit, I can't hear what they're saying.

Sion: She doesn't look happy, more like flustered.

Seifer: And determined.

Baralai: *staring at Sion and Seifer* I can see you two are busy, so please excuse me, I should go meet the others now.

Sion: Nice to meet you...

Seifer: Uh, yea, see you around, Barry.

Baralai: I really do prefer Baralai. *sees he's not getting any response and moves along, bumping into Rufus* Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry.

Rufus: *giving Baralai the once over* Quite alright. You look like a good man with a good head on your shoulders, unlike most of these cretins Raven insists on having around. I'm Rufus Shinra, President of ShinRa.

Crys: *across the room* I heard that, but I'm too busy to care right now!

Baralai: ^_^; My name is Baralai, Praetor of New Yevon. *does the New Yevon bow*

Rufus: Impressive. Not sure what a Praetor or New Yevon is, but I knew you were someone important... you could work on your outfit though.

(Kiana is standing near a window, observing the gang when Hunter walks over)

Hunter: Hi, Kiana.

Kiana: *glances over at him* You again.

Hunter: *smiles* Right. Me again. I noticed you were standing alone and thought you would like someone to talk to.

Kiana: *looking ahead at the room still* What would give you that impression?

Hunter: My keen sense of observation, I suppose. *smiles again*

(A few seconds of silence pass)

Kiana: Why are you still here?

Hunter: I enjoy your company. So, Raven says you're a Dark Elf?

Kiana: *sighs* I'm a Dark Elven Warrior with a temper.

Hunter: Interesting... is that all you're going to tell me?

Kiana: That's all you need to know.

Hunter: What exactly is a Dark Elf anyway?

Kiana: We are outcasts from the Elven communities because of our different beliefs and way of living. *finally looking at Hunter* We're evil.

Hunter: Fascinating.

(Hunter, feeling he's making progress, continues to harass Kiana as Rinoa returns with two glasses of egg nog to Squall and Quistis)

Rinoa: Squall, I brought you a glass of egg nog, with a little nutmeg sprinkled on top, just how you like it.

Squall: Uh, thanks, Rinoa.

Quistis: *through clenched teeth* Oh, you brought me one, too? How kind.

Rinoa: Hardly. This one is mine. You have two feet, you can go get your own. *raises her glass* To new beginnings and fresh starts. *clinks Squall's glass*

Quistis: *glances at Raven and mumbles* Be nice for Raven... tis the season... *links her arm through Squall's and holds tightly* What a nice thing to say, sadly, some people have too many fresh starts that get them exactly where they were before. While others don't want a fresh start as they're perfectly happy where they are. *grabs Squall's glass* Cheers. *clinks it against Rinoa's*

(Irvine's made his way over to Rikku who keeps looking over at Crystal and Tidus)

Irvine: Hey there, good-looking.

Rikku: Hiya.

Irvine: I'm Irvine. A top SeeD, excellent marksman, sniper for hire, and a lot of fun.

Rikku: I'm Rikku. A top thief, excellent sphere hunter, fiend killer for hire, and very energetic.

Irvine: Nice.

Rikku: Oh, and I helped save the world.

Irvine: Hasn't everyone?

Rikku: Twice.

Irvine: Damn. You beat me there. *Rikku glance at Crys and Tidus again* I've noticed you watching that new guy with Crystal since you arrived, is he your boyfriend?

Rikku: No way! He's my cousin Yunie's boyfriend. Why, is she your girlfriend?

Irvine: Hell no! I've grown accustomed to breathing. Besides, Crystal's not my type, I prefer Raven.

Rikku: Ah-ha. You and Raven were an item?

Irvine: Damn right. Pretty hot together too.

Rikku: I don't blame ya. But with her boyfriend around, you must still hit up the other girls here.

Irvine: They're hot, but stingy and - wait, you're not a lesbo, are you?

Rikku: *laughs* No, I love men. Just there's nothing wrong with a little bisexual fun here and there. I'm off to the bathroom, but I'll talk with ya some more later. *smiles as she bounces away*

Irvine: She's bisexual? I wonder what other kinky things she's into...

(Raven walks by with a glass of vodka in her hand)

Raven: Why are you talking to yourself, Irvy?

Irvine: Rikku...

Raven: She's adorable, isn't she? Can get annoying at times though.

Irvine: Adorable, yeah... I'm in love.

Raven: Told you. *walks back to Gippal* Here you go, Gippal. *hands him the drink*

Gippal: Dryhgc, kunkauic. {Thanks, gorgeous} Now, here's another sentence for you to try and translate: Frema ouin puovneaht ec yfyo, fa femm bmyo. {While your boyfriend is away, we will play}

Raven: I like the sound of that sentence. Hmm... the first word starts with "w"...

(Tifa walks over to Cloud and Aeris)

Tifa: Mind if I talk to Cloud alone, Aeris?

Aeris: Actually, I do. I was telling Cloud all about everyone's quirky habits.

Tifa: Listen here, missy. I haven't seen Cloud in eleven days, and now he's normal again. I have memories and stories I want to tell him too.

Aeris: Yes, I'm well aware of what you would like to say to Cloud, and frankly my dear Tifa, you missed your chance long ago.

Cloud: Would you two stop acting like I'm not here.

Tifa/Aeris: Sorry, Cloud.

Cloud: It's alright, Aeris, I'll talk with Tifa for a few minutes, I know you'd like to say hi to some people anyway.

Aeris: Alright, Cloud.

Tifa: *smiles in that told-you-I'd-get-him way*

Aeris: I'll see you in a few minutes. *leaves*

Tifa: *hugs Cloud* I missed you so much. I have something to say, and I'm just going to blurt it out before I lose my nerve.

Cloud: Alright.

Tifa: *deep breath* I care deeply for you, Cloud... I, I love you. I know this is true love I feel for you. I was an angry little girl back then and was too blind to notice your feelings for me. But, I want to give us a chance now.

Cloud: Look, Tifa, I'm sorry. I did love you once, when I was a foolish young boy, who wasn't loved back. We both changed over the years, and when I met Aeris she understood me, and helped me from being that empty shell.

Tifa: No! I understand you, Cloud! I know you like no one!

Cloud: Tifa, don't embarrass yourself with outbursts. Just accept that I love Aeris.

Tifa: You may say that now, Cloud, but let it be known, that I love you and will not stop.

Aeris: *returning* Time's up.

Tifa: *glaring at Aeris* Mark my words, I am not giving up without a fight. I'll make Cloud realize he loves me. *storms off*

Aeris: Oh, dear.

(Rinoa excuses herself briefly from Squall and Quistis to change the cd that's playing)

Rinoa: Hi, Mr. Rude. Mind if I put in something else?

Rude: *holds out a cd* This one sounds good.

Rinoa: Maybe the next one? I wanna put in nsync's Christmas cd.

Rude: *glances at Raven and steps away from the player*

(Rinoa changes the cd and presses play)

Song: No one else but me and you Nothing I would rather do Then hold you all through the night Under my tree Bring along the mistletoe Keep the music nice and low I'll show you how good it could be. I wish that Santa could be here to see It's beautiful Under my tree... {NOTE: Actual lyrics, I did not make these up}

(Rinoa starts to sing along as she walks back to Squall and Quistis. Raven slowly turns away from Gippal, trying to keep her smile from faltering. Everyone looks at her)

Raven: Tis the season... just skip this perverted song.

(Hunter is still working on Kiana)

Kiana: I can kill you fourteen different ways with my index finger.

Hunter: I love it when you talk dirty. So, how about it? You wanna spar sometime?

Kiana: Again, no.

Hunter: I like to train in the nude.

Kiana: Is that supposed to make me jump at the chance?

Hunter: *grins* Did it work?

Kiana: Hardly.

Hunter: I'd let you have the first swing.

Kiana: Careful what you wish for.

(Kuja, who's been arranging the gifts for the last hour, looks outside)

Kuja: Raven, darling, your snowless day seems to have turned into quite the storm.

Raven: Wha? *notices the Christmas tree* Oh, nice work, Kuja. *looks outside* Holy moly! There's like 3 feet on the ground! Can I sue the weather people?

Rufus: My lawyers have been a bit bored lately.

Raven: *pouts* Now Daurie definitely won't make it home now.

Gippal: E lyh ymfyoc gaab oui lusbyho. {I can always keep you company}

Rikku: *shoots Gippal a look*

Baralai: Behave yourself, Gippal.

Gippal: You don't even know Al Bhed.

Baralai: I know enough to know when you're behaving or not.

Crys: At least we have enough bedrooms for everyone to stay the night comfortably. That means you'll have to stay tonight, Tidus.

Rikku: Cra'c cdyndehk du kad uh so hanjac. {She's starting to get on my nerves}

Seifer: We could probably hire Irvine's sniping skills for a cheap price.

Sion: Probably for just a case of beer.

Raven: I don't think anything else can wrong.

Hunter: Haven't you learned by now, not to say that?

Raven: Well, what else could there be?

(Of course this is a cue for disaster. There is some crackling sounds outside before the lights flicker twice and finally shut off, leaving everyone in the dark)

Hunter: I told you not to say it.

Raven: Is this where I'm allowed to cry?

Quistis: *stumbles over to Raven and hugs her* You poor thing. I know you wanted everything to be perfect.

Sion: I told her bad things happen when we all get together.

Raven: This night is, has become, *sniffles* this night is -

Rikku: Disasterrific?

Raven: Exactly!

Kyela: *walks over to Kiana* You knew this was going to happen.

Kiana: I did.

Kyela: Why didn't you warn her?

Kiana: You know I don't like to give away such minor details. Before you go all high and mighty on me, everything works out fine. This is but a mere set back.

Crys: Do I have to think of everything? Raven, you have enough candles in your bedroom to light the house, as I think the snow and ice has knocked the power out for a while. So let's light up this room, east some food, and talk.

Raven: Hey, you're right.

Seph: You're forgetting one important detail.

Kou: What's that?

Seph: With no power, we don't have to listen to that crap Rinoa put on.

Fawkes: *laughs*

(Crys, Raven, Sion, Seifer, and Tasuki with his fan as a light, head upstairs to get the candles)

Tifa: EEk! Cloud, you naughty boy. Did you grab my butt? *obviously in a better mood*

Aeris: That would be hard, Tifa, seeing how he's over here, with me, with his arms around me.

Tifa: Then who the hell was it?

Reno: *leaning over to Rude* It was you, I know it was. How long have you wanted to do that?

Rude: Too long.

(Rinoa reaches over to give Squall a squeeze)

Rinoa: Teeheehee

Quistis: That was my ass, Rinoa.

Rinoa: I didn't think it was Squall's. Not firm enough.

Squall: ........

Quistis: Tis... the... season...

(Rinoa reaches again, getting Squall this time, who blushes a little. Hunter joins in the groping by moving his hand toward Kiana)

Kiana: Dark Elves have perfect night vision, Hunter.

Hunter: Damn.

(Raven, Crys, Sion, Seifer, and Tasuki return with a lot of candles in their hands. They walk around the room, setting candles in place, with Tasuki lighting them)

Aeris: That's better. We can see each other again.

Kuja: Some things look better in the dark.

Aeris: That wasn't very nice, Kuja.

Kuja: I'm a villain, hun. What do you expect?

Tidus: I'm hungry.

Crys: I second that.

Raven: Some of the food, luckily, doesn't need to be heated up. I'll grab it! *scampers to the kitchen*

Rikku: You can tell she's trying to stay optimistic. I hope nothing else happens for her sake.

Kou: Things always come in threes... We've had the freak blizzard, the power failure, and Dauragon stranded.

Reno: But this is Raven, and one of her ideas, so that rule is probably doubled or tripled in this case.

Raven: (returns with a couple trays* It's not much, but here are some sugar cookies to start with.

(Everyone reaches for a cookie)

Baralai: These look delicious, Raven. Did you make them?

Raven: Yeppers!

(Everyone quickly snaps their hands away, except the new guys who still reach in)

Everyone: No!/Stop!/Don't do it!

Seifer: Don't eat it, Barry!

Baralai: Why not? They look fine to me.

Tidus: And it's food.

Gippal: What? She can't cook or something?

Seph: That would be an understatement. She killed all the Sailor Senshi with her cooking.

Raven: I didn't kill them! I just took them out of commission for a while.

Crys: Thank goodness for the wonder of modern medicine.

Raven: -_-; But I'm good at sugar cookies... Just eat them, I've already ate some, and I'm fine.

Hunter: Her body's probably built up an immunity to her cooking.

Baralai: I'm sure they are fine. *takes a bite* Delicious, Raven.

Gippal: *shrugs* If you say so. *eats his* Not bad.

Raven: Thank you, Gippalai. ^_^

(Everyone slowly reaches for cookies as Raven runs to the kitchen and returns with some more trays of goodies)

Raven: Everyone, sit. Pull up chairs, sit on the floor, whatever floats your boat.

Rufus: And do what?

Raven: Talk.

Rufus: About?

Raven: I don't know.

Yuffie: How about wild adventures we went on.

Tidus: Or how we met certain people?

Quistis: Where and what certain towns are and why you were there.

Squall: ........

(Everyone grabs a seat and moves more into the centre of the room so they don't have to yell, but mostly to be closer to the food)

Crys: Who wants to start?

Rufus: I have a question for Tasuki. Where is Tamahome and the other FY people?

Tasuki: Miaka was having her party tonight as well. She gets all whiney and all of Suzaku rushes to please her, and Yui makes all of Seiryu go.

Kou: Why didn't you go?

Tasuki: The same reason they DID go.

Rikku: *spots Fawkes* Hey, cool! Is that your pet hyena?

Seph: Yep. He's Fawkes. I've had him for a while now.

Rikku: Cool! I have a pet monkey named Ghiki. I've had him for some time too.

Seph: Where is he?

Rikku: Back home, guarding my things from Brother. Does Fawkes know any tricks?

Seph: He laughs at almost anything, and follows people everywhere.

Rikku: Oh. Ghiki is trained in thievery, combat, and hugs.

Irvine: *whispering to Reno* You think Sephiroth has a better chance with her? Maybe I should get a pet.

Reno: Relax, man. Sephiroth is too bitter for her. If you want extra points, get to know her monkey.

Crys: You have any stories for us, Tidus?

Tidus: I can tell you how I met Yuna. It was love at first sight.

Crys: *dryly* Fascinating.

Reno: Is your girl hot?

Tidus: Absolutely. Here's a picture of when I met her. *shows TIRK a pic of Yuna in her summoner's dress*

Irvine: *wrinkles his nose* Very... elegant.

Kou: She seems... nice.

Tidus: She is. Here's some more pictures. *shows pics of Yuna in her Lady Luck dress and Gunner's outfit*

Tasuki: Now THAT is more like it!

Reno: Man, you must've snuck a peak or something to know *points to Lady Luck* That, was under *points to Summoner* That.

Tidus: *laughs* I'm not complaining about her new look, that's for sure.

Raven: Where is Yuna anyway? Last I talked to you, she was coming.

Tidus: She was going to, but Kimahri was having a meeting with the Guado and wanted Yuna to come. But he told Rikku and me to come here and "see worlds not seen before. Make friends not had before."

Rikku: Kimahri's just a big teddy bear that likes to see Yuna when ever he can.

Quistis: Here's one for you, Squall. Why do Yuffie and Cloud call you Leon, and why does it sound like you have a history with them in Traverse Town?

Squall: ..... It's kind of hard to explain.

Quistis: Start with Leon. Why did you choose such a lame name?

Squall: ..... It's part of my last name... and I needed a quick name change.

Rinoa: But there are so many, better, names you could've picked from.

Quistis: Stay out of this, Rinoa. The grown-ups are talking.

Squall: I game hopped! I made some appearances in another game... Yuffie, Cloud, and Aeris were there as well. Our world was destroyed and I was ashamed I couldn't do anything, so I changed my name and went to Traverse Town to find the KeyBlade Master to rid the worlds of the Heartless that killed you and everyone else.

Zell: *confused* But, we're all alive, aren't we? And you're Squall, right?

Raven: Zell, you're going to hurt yourself if you keep thinking.

Quistis: As long as you were angtsy and moping about... Was this a side project to make more money?

Irvine: *sarcastically* Yeah, cuz we all know you don't get paid enough...

Aeris: Uh, moving along... How about you, Hunter? Any secrets or stories?

Hunter: Well, the only things I can think of right now, that I could tell you, I would have to kill you immediately after.

Sion: Yeah, right.

Hunter: No, I'm really serious. *shifts his weight in his chair so his katana shows*

Sion: eheheheh... so, uhh, Sephiroth, how'd you and Vincent meet?

Seph: We met when Cloud and his loser friends tried to kill me.

Voice: That's not how we met.

(Everyone jumps and/or screams before looking to a darkened corner of the room where Vincent is standing)

Seph: Vincent?! Where did you come from?

Vincent: I've been here the entire party. No one notices me. It's my claw. Makes people turn away.

Raven: Aww, Vinnie. *rushes over and hugs him* Come join us. We're glad you're here. You're just so quiet, you tend to be overlooked in this house of loud mouths. *pulls Vincent to the group*

Reno: I think she just insulted us again...

Seph: I'm still mad at you, Vincent.

Vincent: *hangs his head* We will talk later. I will explain all.

(A couple minutes of minor chit chat about the food, and Vincent pass...)

Raven: Tell us more about you, Gippalai.

Baralai: Why does she keep calling us that?

Gippal: She doesn't think we're... together... does she?

Baralai: I somehow think it will not matter if we tell her we aren't.

Gippal: Something about me? I like to keep things a mystery, it's more fun that way.

Baralai: I, too, am the same way. I don't like to leave myself vulnerable to people that may misuse info against me.

Raven: We'll get you to talk one day.

Gippal: E lyh drehg uv y luibma fyoc oui luimt kad sa du dymg. {I can think of a couple ways you could get me to talk} *laughs*

Rikku: Gippal! Cdub vmendehk fedr ran! {Stop flirting with her}

Gippal: Yna oui zaymuic? *sees Rikku blush a bit* Yr, oui yna. Huf, yna oui zaymuic uv ran, un sa? {Are you jealous? Ah, you are. Now, are you jealous of her, or me}

Rikku: *panicky* Fryd yna oui cyoehk?! {what are you saying}

Everyone: *blink blink*

Rikku: *nervous laughter* I, uh, well, hoo boy.

Gippal: Just friendly banter, nothing to be concerned about.

Kuja: Yes, anyway, I'm sure you two beautiful elves have quite the tale of your own.

Kyela: Yes, you could say that, since Dark Elves and Silver Elves don't' normally hang around each other.

Hunter: Then what brought you together?

Kyela: A great Evil threatened our world. The elves stopped fighting each other to join forces and take down the Evil.

Kiana: She and I were on a special elite team that penetrated his domain and killed all that stood in our way.

Kyela: We killed him as he was about to finish his true awakening of power.

Kiana: Kyela's quick and accurate shooting pierced his heart which delayed and slowed him long enough for my sword to find his neck.

Kyela: Sadly, the fighting amongst the races started again shortly after.

Cloud: That's very impressive, Ladies.

Squall: Two enemies becoming friends. Sounds familiar.

Seifer: *laughs* I guess so.

(Raven gets up to go to the kitchen)

Crys: Yea... I've been wondering what made you two get along.

Seifer: Well, it was a few years ago...

~~~~~~ FLASHBACK ~~~~~~

Squall: It turns out I'm not an orphan.

Seifer: What? Since when.

Squall: Since Laguna Loire insisted on getting a blood test.

Seifer: What? Your father is the Laguna Loire. The actor?

Squall: Actually I think most people call him president but... oh no! You've seen those horrible films of his haven't you?

Seifer: Horrible?! I loved those films. I saw it right after I picked up the gunblade. I was so excited that there was a knight who used the same weapon as myself.

Squall: Wait a second....

Seifer: What?

Squall: Your fighting style.

Seifer: What about it?

Squall: You stole some of your moves from Laguna!

Seifer: You don't have to laugh about it.

Squall: He's the worst bladesman in history. I can't believe my rival idolized my idiotic father.

Seifer: Ok. New topic.

Squall: fine.

Seifer: .....

Squall: .....

Seifer: Squall?

Squall: Hmm?

Seifer: Do you think I could... you know... meet your dad sometime?

Squall: .....

Seifer: It's not funny. Stop laughing.

Squall: I'm sure Laguna would love to meet his only fan....

Seifer: I said stop laughing!

~~~~~~ END FLASHBACK ~~~~~~

Raven: *returning from the kitchen, egg nog in hand, missing the story* Do I smell a small hint of yaoi in the air?

Squall: And that was our first time -

Raven: *ears perk up*

Squall: - that we laughed like that since we were kids.

Seifer: Yeah, we stayed together all night.

Raven: *falls over*

Seifer: Once I stopped being a jerk, Squall stopped being so frigid.

(Raven is now in a comatose state, drooling on the floor. Crystal pokes her with a ruler)

Quistis: *stares dumbly at her boyfriend*

Sion: *stares oddly at Seifer and moves away a couple inches*

Raven: *coming to* Mmm... Squeifer... *realization* Did you just poke me with a ruler?

Crys: *hides the ruler behind her back* Noooo... *shifty eyes*

Reno: *popping a cookie in his mouth* Hey, Crystal, you've known Raven the longest, what was she like before we knew her?

Irvine: Was she still a freak, in every sense of the word?

Crys: Oh, the stories I could tell.

Raven: Be nice.

Crys: *looks at Hunter* The window?

Hunter: The window.

~~~~~~ FLASHBACK ~~~~~~

(Pookie is lying in a window, with raven kneeling on the couch, leaning in beside her, her ass up in the air, somewhat swaying side to side. Pookie is staring intently on something, while Raven looks around, making weird noises. Crystal's on the computer. Hunter walks in, and spots Raven)

Hunter: What the hell is she doing?

Crys: Talking to the neighbourhood cats.

Hunter: Oh. I thought she was doing something foolish. Uh, did you say, talking to the neighbourhood cats?

Raven: Ah! *ducks down* A couple kids rode by on bikes. I don't want anyone to think I'm doing something weird or foolish.

Hunter: Too late for that.

~~~~~~ END FLASHBACK ~~~~~~

Everyone: *laughing*

Reno: So, she's still the same.

Raven: What's so funny about talking to cats?

Fawkes: *laughs then sneezes*

Everyone: Bless you.

Kou: Thanks for that laugh, I needed that. Hmm, I wanna know how Irvine and Reno became so tight.

Irvine: That's simple.

~~~~~~ FLASHBACK ~~~~~~

Raven: Irvy, this is Reno. I hope you guys can be friends. ^_^ *scampers off*

Irvine: Hi.

Reno: Hey.

Irvine: She's pretty hot, huh?

Reno: Yeah.

Irvine: Umm... I like women and booze.

Reno: So do I.

Irvine: Wanna go to a strip club and get drunk?

Reno: Of course.

~~~~~~ END FLASHBACK ~~~~~~

Kou: You know, I'm not that surprised with that being your meeting.

Yuffie: What about you, Kou? You have a cool story to tell? What about all those tattoos?

Kou: Eh? I just wanted to stand out. As for cool stories? You know, just normal bouncer stuff. *gulps his drink*

Crys: Baralai, where's The Nooj? I figured he'd want to come, if only to preach his cause.

Baralai: Nooj had previous engagements with LeBlanc that he couldn't get out of.

Gippal: Noojster's pussy whipped, what can ya say.

Crys: Aww, and I wanted to meet Noojie-Woojie. *snickers*

Aeris: Crystal, where's Amiboshi? I haven't seen him around.

Sion/Seifer: He's gone!

Crys: *blinks* He went back home to be with his brother and friends.

Rinoa: Aww... you broke up with your boyfriend?

Crys: He wasn't my boyfriend!

Kuja: At least you have this gorgeous blonde boyfriend now.

Crys: He's not my boyfriend either!

Quistis: I have a theory. She was only using Amiboshi as a crutch to get over Van. Oh, and for the free flute lessons.

Crys: Pure lunacy. Like I'd do something like that. Although, the flute lessons were a bonus.

Sion: *mumbling* I could be your crutch...

Quistis: What was that?

Sion: Oh, nothing, not a thing.

Zell: He said, he'd be your crutch.

Everyone: *blinks*

Sion: *nervous laughter* Pay no mind to the crazy. He doesn't know what he's saying. I mean, it's Zell.

Everyone: *shrugs and goes back to chatting*

Sion: *sigh of relief*

Aeris: I think another story from Leon is in order. He has some interesting ones.

Rikku: How about an embarrassing story! Those are always fun.

Squall: .......

~~~~~~ FLASHBACK IN SQUALL'S HEAD ~~~~~~

(Squall's at a store in Timber, looking at items. He has Tonberry on a leash)

Squall: That price is a bit high. Can we negotiate?

Clerk: I don't know... You are a SeeD, I guess I can drop it down to 700gil.

Squall: Tonberry, can we get anything lower? Is there a super haggle option or anything?

Tonberry: I don't like that price. *Doink!*

Clerk: *dead* x_x

Squall: No! Bad Tonberry!

Tonberry: You want me to stab you too?

Squall: Nah, We'll just leave.

~~~~~~ END FLASHBACK ~~~~~~

Squall: Sorry, can't think of any.

Rikku: You're no fun!

Kyela: Raven, how did you come to have this beautiful home?

Kou: That's something I've, and I'm sure all the other add ins, always wanted to know. Actually, how did you get the realm?

Raven: I... uh... *shifty eyes* Accidentally stumbled upon it.

Seph: She pressed too many buttons on her video systems and VCR at once!

Raven: Shut up, Sephiroth! You've been quiet for an hour, and you choose now to speak?

Seph: I figured this was a good topic to hop in on.

Raven: It's not like it was completely my fault. Crystal and I were fighting over which game to play, buttons were pressed -

Crys: Then a flash of light, and some screaming -

~~~~~~ FLASHBACK ~~~~~~

(Raven and Crystal stop screaming, open their eyes and look around to see they're outside by a tall tree, and nothing else)

Raven: This is not my bedroom.

Crys: I'm getting the feeling it's not even our world, let alone your bedroom.

(There is some ruffling in the branches above them. They look up)

Raven: Holy crap. Is that Rufus?

(They look around some more and see everyone from Final Fantasy VII and VIII)

Crys: Whoa.

Seph: *standing up looking around* Where the hell am I?

Raven: *also stands up* This... is my realm, and you're all welcome to stay.

Squall: There's no house.

Selphie: There isn't much of anything.

Raven: And that's where The Sims come in

~~~~~~ END FLASHBACK ~~~~~~

Quistis: I remember that day. I was showing Squall the fire cavern.

Yuffie: I was about to show my amazing ninja skills and steal all of Cloud's materia.

Seph: I was... busy, as well. And Raven wouldn't let me go back.

Raven: You were probably just sulking in your cave anyway.

Seph: You can't prove anything.

Raven: Besides, I didn't know how to get you back at the time, even if I would let you go back, Sephy-sama.

Seph: You enjoy torturing me, don't you?

Raven: Don't act like you hate it. It's not torture when you enjoy it. Like with the handcuffs and whi- *eyes go as she shuts up*

Everyone: O_O

Seph: Damnit, woman. You and your big mouth.

Raven: You've also never complained about that either. Shoot. Did it again. >_<;

Quistis: I knew it! There was a past between you two.

Raven: Whatever would give you that idea?

Aeris: Quit playing dumb, we know there's something.

Hunter: Playing dumb? I think it comes naturally to her.

Rikku: Ok, spill it. What went on with you guys, and when?

Raven: Alright, alright... it was shortly after everyone moved in here.

Seph: She dragged me with her to do errands and shop. We had just got in the elevator, at closing time to go home...

~~~~~~ FLASHBACK ~~~~~~

(Just the two of them in the elevator)

Seph: Finally, I didn't think we'd ever leave.

Raven: Yes, we're going home. Would you please stop whining now?

Seph: For a few minutes, I will.

Raven: Good. Are you sure we can use this elevator?

Seph: Like I was going to carry all your bags down 4 flights of stairs. Besides, what would it be doing here if we weren't allowed to use it?

Raven: Whatever. It's just taking so long.

(The elevator lights turn off and it stops moving)

Seph: What just happened?

Raven: It's after closing time, I think they turned the power off for the night!

Seph: Now who's whiney.

Raven: We're stuck in here, Sephiroth! Probably for the night, and it's your fault.

Seph: *eyes widen* I'm in hell.

Raven: Like it's a picnic for me.

(After yelling for help for a few minutes, they give up. 2o minutes later, they're sitting on the floor, Sephiroth is eating a bag of chips, and Raven is reading the newest Shannara book)

Raven: Could you crunch any louder? I'm trying to read.

Seph: *pops a chip in his mouth an crunches loudly* They're chips. They crunch.

Raven: Fine. *closes her book* I'll just wait until you're done.

(5 minutes later)

Raven: Hey, Sephiroth.

Seph: You shall address me as Lord.

Raven: I shall do no such thing.

Seph: Why not? It's a simple request.

Raven: Maybe when you take over the world.

Seph: Excuse me. Get your villains straight. I wanted to destroy it, not own it.

Raven: You crazy psychotic lunatic.

Seph: Skanky ass woman.

Raven: Lick me!

Seph: *leans over and licks her cheek*

Raven: *blinks* You wouldn't do that again, coward!

Seph: *licks her again*

(They stare at each other, before Sephiroth grabs Raven and kisses her. 10 mins later...)

Raven: Oh, Sephy-sama!

~~~~~~ END FLASHBACK ~~~~~~

Seph: You can see where the licking led.

Raven: I'm just glad I didn't say "bite me"

Everyone: *stares at them*

Quistis: Maybe we shouldn't have asked.

Raven: I edited the story, didn't I?

Everyone: *sits in silence*

Raven: What? He's a bishie baddie.

Seph: It's not like she's ugly. A skank, but not ugly.

Raven: I think I was just insulted and complemented. Anyway, can we change the topic now?

Kuja: Can we go admire my beautiful arrangements now? I haven't been complimented in a few hours.

Crys: Great idea. Let's do the gift exchange.

(Everyone moves around the tree, telling Kuja he did a great job and pass out the presents which are basically from Raven and Crystal to everyone else. Everyone loves their gifts which range from bath products, to clothes, to games, to weapon polish)

Crys: Here you go, Rufus! This is from me. *hands him a present*

Rufus: You got me a gift?

Crys: Of course. You are the President of ShinRa after all. *laughs*

Rufus: *opens it* Rollercoaster Typhoon?

Crys: It's just as fun as The Sims. I've been playing it for years. You build your own theme park, get money, customers, and you can kill people with some of your rides.

Rufus: Excellent. Thank you, Crystal. *shakes her hand*

Crys: *pulls him into a hug* You're welcome, Rufy!

(At the other side of the tree, Raven walks up to Sephiroth)

Raven: Sorry I spilled the beans.

Seph: You should be. But, it is in the past. Not like it's still going on.

Raven: Exactly. Umm, here. It's not much now, but *hands him the turret magazine* I found this laying around a couple days ago, and thought a turret would be cool and make the mansion look like a castle. ^_^ And, you get to have your room in the top.

Seph: *teary eyed* You mean it?

Raven: Yep. Pick which ever one you want. I dunno why, but some pages are already doggy eared. But those ones seem kinda cool.

Seph: *still teary eyed* Thank you.

Raven: It's no big deal. I needed the extra bedrooms for the new guys. *walks away*

Seph: I told you keeping the magazine out for her to find would work.

Fawkes: *laughs*

(Crystal makes her way out to the hallway, and sits on the seventh stair)

Aeris: Crystal just left the room, looking a but down. Maybe I should go talk to her, see what's wrong.

Cloud: I'll go. I think I know what it is.

(Cloud walks out to the hallway, Sion and Seifer watch)

Sion: What's Cloud doing?

Seifer: Is he having a secret rendez-vous with Crystal?

(They inch their way to the door, but are intercepted by people wanting to talk to them)

Cloud: Hi, Crystal. *sits down beside her* What's eating you?

Crys: Tidus...

Cloud: I thought so. Do you like him?

Crys: Yes, but he's with Yuna. Damn them and their perfect love. Don't worry, I'm not going to try and break them up, I actually think they're cute together. I was just caught up in a crazed fangirl moment.

Cloud: *laughs* Glad to see you needed my help.

(Sion and Seifer finally make it to the doorway)

Crys: Actually, there is one thing you can do.

Cloud: What?

Crys: Can I hold your sword?

Cloud: I guess so... if it'll cheer you up.

Crys: Wow, it's bigger than I imagined.

Seifer: *passes out in shock*

Sion: *jaw on the floor* What are they doing? *peaks his head in to see Crystal holding the Buster Sword* Thank heavens. *kicks Seifer* You can get up now.

(Raven and Hunter are talking)

Raven: Did you know Squall is 5'8.

Hunter: Ok...

Raven: And Irvine towers over Squall at 6'0.

Hunter: You were researching again.

Raven: Not that much. I just wanted to know who was taller between them. Oh! I know, let's guess at the tallest FF bishie.

Hunter: Kimarhi.

Raven: I said bishie, not cat type creatures. Barret doesn't count either.

Hunter: Fine. Then Wakka.

Raven: He's not that tall.

Hunter: Yes he is. He's a good head above the others, except Auron, he was pretty close.

Raven: Well, I say Seifer is.

Hunter: Wakka's gotta be 6'2.

Raven: I think Seifer is 6'2 as well.

Hunter: No way. I know Irvine was the tallest in VIII at like 6'0

Raven: He was second tallest. I remember that. *looks through an FFX book* Damn, Wakka is 6'2.

Hunter: I told you.

Raven: Hey, Seifer! How tall are you?

Seifer: 6'2.

Raven: And I told you.

Hunter: Damnit. I hate when you're right. I need to fix this. *takes out his katana* Time to take a little off the top.

(Hunter starts to go after Seifer who runs around the room and somehow manages to avoid hitting any of the candles. Cloud and Crystal come back in)

Crys: Hunter, you can't kill Seifer today, it's his birthday... but tomorrow's available.

Hunter: *shrugs* Works for me.

Seifer: Uh, do I get a say in this?

(Quistis is in the bathroom, leaving Rinoa and Squall alone)

Rinoa: About time I get some alone time with you.

Squall: ......

Rinoa: *looks up* Look, Squall! Mistloe toe! You know it's a tradition to kiss under it.

Squall: I don't think that wou-

(Rinoa pulls Squall into a kiss. A long kiss, which Quistis returns to)

Quistis: Rinoa! You're ass is mine. I'm going to kill you!

Rinoa: At least I'll die happy.

(Quistis lunges at Rinoa and they fall to the floor. They roll around a couple times, before Quistis stands up and reaches for her whip, but spots Raven)

Quistis: Damn. You're lucky, Rinoa. I don't want to ruin Raven's party.

Raven: Thanks, Quistis, but I think Rinoa has worn out her welcome. So, Annoyia, it gives me great pleasure to re-ban you from here. Out. Now.

Rinoa: But the blizzard, and the cold...

Quistis: Be sure to bundle up.

Rinoa: But, I could die.

Quistis: And?

Rinoa: I could become a frozen statue on your front lawn.

Raven: *cringes* Ok, new plan. *grabs Rinoa's arm, and drags her to the hallway closet, locking her in* You can stay there til morning.

Rinoa: You're so mean!

Raven: It's warm though, isn't it? *walks away*

(Gippalai watches the scene)

Gippal: Raven sure is a feisty one.

Baralai: Are we sure we want to stay here? There are a lot of... interesting characters here.

Gippal: Think of it as an adventure. It'll be fun.

Baralai: You say that about everything.

(The party goes on for another half hour. power still out, and people are starting to look a bit tired, including our hostess)

Raven: Everyone, I know it's not that late, but we've all had an exciting and long day, and you're probably tired, I know I am. So, if you'd like, I'll show you to your rooms. Hopefully in the morning the power will be back on and we can have a nice breakfast.

Aeris: Breakfast sounds wonderful. I'll help out with it as well.

Crys: Thanks, Aeris. I'll take them up, Raven, you blow out the candles.

(Everyone finishes their drinks and follows Crystal up the stairs. Raven goes around the room blowing out candles. Irvine has stayed behind)

Raven: Why aren't you upstairs?

Irvine: I wanted to say thank you. Before, I didn't have any women to flirt with, now I have two, and they're both hot, I can't decide. I guess waiting all those months was worth it. *scurries off*

Raven: *giggles* I'm glad he's happy.

(Raven cleans up a bit, before blowing out all but one candle. She grabs the candle, heads for the stairs, and looks back)

Raven: It could've been worse. *heads up to bed*

(It's just before 11pm, 45 mins after everyone went to bed, when the front door swings open and a snow covered Dauragon emerges. He shuts the door, wipes off the snow, and fixes his Santa hat he wore just for Raven. He walks to the ramble room to find it empty. Figuring everyone went to bed, Dauragon makes his way to the bedroom where Raven is sleeping on her side, hugging the plush purple teddy bear he got her for her birthday. A small smile spreads across his lips as he watches her sleep. He bends down and lightly kisses her forehead)

Dauragon: Merry Christmas, Raven.

The End

Phew. This was a doozie. Sorry the last little bit was kinda sucky, I was running out of steam and all the creative juices were running low. Oh, the window flashback, is true, except Drew wasn't there, but that is exactly what happened. The height convo, also true.
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