(It's a boring Saturday afternoon and the only people in the ramble room are the girls, which consist of Raven, Crystal, Quistis, Selphie, Rinoa, Aeris, Tifa, and Yuffie. Who knows where the guys are)
Quistis: Where are the guys?
Rinoa: Squall's spending the day at Garden solving problems.
Raven: Irvine, Reno, and Kou are probably still passed out from Friday night drinking. And Dauragon had some urgent thing come up at his business.
Crystal: Van had some things to take care of in Fanelia. He's a king
after all.
Raven: So we've heard...
Aeris: Hunter had some wrestling issues to attend to.
Tifa: Cloud's busy as well. Best not to ask for details.
Selphie: Zell and Seifer are battling in the training area!
Raven: Sephy probably dragged Vincent and Fawkes with him to tease people. The reliable Turks are more than likely being made to work by Rufus... I think that's all the important people.
Quistis: Glad I asked... So it's just the girls?
Aeris: It appears so.
Crystal: Great... someone shoot me... Wait. I'm surrounded by video game females. None of
you will ever have a gun or sword for that matter.
Selphie: Don't you like hanging with the girls?
Crystal: Sometimes. And when I'm in sane company.
Raven: Ignore her. This will be fun. We hardly see each other.
Tifa: That's because you hate us.
Raven: I only hate you and Annoyia. I like Quistis and Aeris. I can handle Yuffie and Selphie in small doses.
Aeris: Yuffie, you're oddly quiet.
Yuffie: I'm bored! And I'm not gonna spend the day with you guys. I'm going materia hunting.
Raven: Have fun. Stay out of my room!
Yuffie: Like I would want your materia anyway. It sucks. Master Chocobo Lure?
Raven: I worked hard for that! And my materia doesn't suck! Wait...I mean, yeah, you're right. Awful stuff. You wouldn't want it.
(Yuffie looks at Raven like she's lost it, then leaves)
Quistis: So our day of female togetherness... what should we talk about?
Raven: *shrugs* She who dies with the most shoes win.
Crystal: One of her mottos...
Raven: So are we going to talk shopping?
Crystal: Let's not.
Selphie: And say we did?
Crystal: Let's not do that either.
Tifa: What do you want to talk about then? Cadets, camping, rifles?
Crystal: hell no.
(Rinoa sees Raven's cell phone sticking out the top of her purse and reaches for it)
Rinoa: Oh, I like your phone. I'm going to call Squall.
Raven: *grabs the phone* Like hell you are! First, that's mega long distance. Second, you never touch another girl's phone.
Rinoa: Says who?
Raven: OMG... and you call yourself a girl? Every girl knows the rules. You never touch another girl's phone, shoes, make-up, nail polish, or boyfriend without permission.
Tifa: *obviously not knowing that either* Yeah. Geesh, Rinoa. Get with the program.
Selphie: *clueless and agreeing with everyone* Yeah!
Crystal: Oh brother...
Aeris: I like that rule. Especially about the boyfriend.
Tifa: You would.
(Pookie, Raven's precious cat, saunters into the room. As she passes the couch Rinoa scoops her up. In typical Pookie anti-socialism she tries to squirm free)
Raven: o_o Annoyia! Gently place the cat on the floor... NOW!
Rinoa: Why? She just wants to be cuddled.
Raven: Why? Oh let's see... she hates strangers, hates
to be held while the person is sitting (she does this, weird eh?) and I don't want you touching my cat. *thinks a second* I'm adding to the never touch list. Never touch another girl's pussy... *everyone blinks* cat.
(Rinoa puts the cat down and Selphie goes to pet her)
Raven: Don't do it Selphie.
Selphie: Why? I'm not holding her. Can't I pet her?
Raven: No. You have this thing for wanting to blow things to smithereens. I'd prefer if you left Pookie alone... Run Bogues! (Pookie's real name)
(She does. Raven glares at Rinoa and Selphie then grabs a magazine and flips through it. Aeris goes to the kitchen to get everyone drinks and Crystal starts messing around on the PlayStation {Yes, we're ghetto. We haven't gotten a PS2 yet -_-;} and the others chit chat amongst themselves)
Rinoa: Squall usually isn't this quiet. I thought I had broken down the wall he puts up, but lately... he must just be busy with Garden matters. Other than the silence I love being with him. He's always there when I need help.
Raven: When don't you need help?
Tifa: You know, Cloud's doing much better. He's remembering more things.
Raven: *tosses aside the magazine* Boyfriend chat? Yay! Fun fun.
Crystal: Yeah... fun... fun... *mockingly* Quistis, who do you like?
Quistis: Just some guy at Garden who's a year younger than me.
Aeris: Hmm... Hunter's great. The best BF I've ever had. He's strong, caring, sensitive, holds my hand...
Crystal: Ok, we get it. Hunter's perfect... Well, Van's a king. What's not to love?
Selphie: I think you're using him cuz of his king status.
Crystal: Psht. Whatever.
Raven: Mine may not be a king, but I think Dauragon's richer than Rufus. That has to count for something. Also, he's so caring, sweet, funny...
Tifa: Is this the same Dauragon we all know?
Raven: Yep. I guess my charm is rubbing off on him.
Quistis: We're actually surprised you're still together.
Raven: What! Why? He's perfect. He's like my dream guy... well, one of them.
Aeris: How so? What attracts you to him?
Raven: He's a baddie. Big points there. Love his fashion. He's tall, great eyes, hair, nice build, and the tattoo.
Rinoa: You actually have standards?
Tifa: Here I thought if they had a heart beat and two feet you were all over them.
Raven: *falls over* Like you two should talk...
Aeris: My dream guy would be Hunter. *_*
Tifa: Oh can it already Miss Goodie Two Shoes.
Quistis: I think independence and not following the crowd is important.
Crystal: You just smashed all your Trepies' hopes and dreams.
Selphie: Mine is tall, and fun, and likes guns!
Everyone: -_-;
Raven: Oh! Another important rule. Men with an earring make the perfect husbands.
Quistis: How do you figure?
Raven: They can take pain and know how to buy jewelry. ^_^
Everyone: -_-;
Raven: What? Hmm... You know who's on my list of dream guys?
Crystal: Please, don't say him...
Raven: Jeff Hardy. *_*
Crystal: Eww... I guess freaks attract freaks...
Quistis: Ryan Phillippe isn't bad.
Aeris: Neither is Heath Ledger.
Crystal: Both good choices. Why isn't Raven talking? She loves them as well.
(Raven's staring off into space all starry eyed thinking about Jeffy. Crystal smacks her)
Raven: Ow! What'd you do that for?
Crystal: I didn't want to see you drool.
Tifa: Nick Carter is hot.
Crystal: Yes, he is.
Raven: Yeah. But AJ McLean is hot too.
Tifa: You really do like the freaks.
Rinoa: I think Justin Timberlake is hot.
Crystal: Oh no... Breathe, Raven.
Raven: Ok. I will admit JC and Justin have moments of hotness. But nsync sucks!
Rinoa: Why?! They're like gods to me.
Raven: Why?! (This would be a good time to skip ahead if you like nsync, and don't flame me, this is my opinion) How about they have no talent. All their singles from their newest album sound like noise thrown together. It's worse than BSB's first album. And that came out at the start of their career, not at their "peak" What else... They claim they invented Dirty Pop. WTF? Their dirty pop is noise. My idea of dirty pop is suggestive lyrics from a clean shaven boy band. Like in the songs "Lay Down Beside Me" And "If You Want it to be Good Girl (Get Yourself a Bad Boy)" Umm... "Bye, Bye, Bye" and "It's Gonna Be Me" are total rip offs of BSB's "Don't Want You Back" and "It's Gotta Be You" Also, they try to cover up what and who they do when BSB tell the world who they're doing. And finally, they even copied BSB's fight and leaving of Lou Pearlman.
Tifa: Wow, someone has some pent up anger.
Crystal: You have no idea.
Aeris: Do you feel better, hun?
Raven: Not really. I always hated fans that would trash each other. Oh well. Annoyia, you ARE the most annoying link. Good bye.
Rinoa: But... but... fine.
(She leaves and everyone turns to Quistis)
Quistis: What?
Raven: Now. Do you like Squall?
Quistis: What?!
Aeris: I recall someone saying they liked a guy at Garden who's a year younger. C'mon.
Quistis: He doesn't want me!
Raven: Oh come on! It's so obvious he wants you!
Quistis: He has Rinoa.
Crystal: I'm guessing not for long.
Quistis: Whatever.
Selphie: She's already starting to pick up his habits!
Quistis: *turning red* Whatev- Ugh. Just drop it already.
Tifa: Umm... I heard Scarlet opened a brothel.
Raven: No surprise there. The only surprise is that you're not already working there.
Tifa: I'm not a slut!
Raven: Keep telling yourself that, dear.
Selphie: I think Nida's taken to voodooism.
Quistis: That's what he's trying now in order to get Squall out of the picture?
Crystal: Nida's a waste of skin.
Aeris: Raven, how do you know Dauragon has more money than Rufus? I didn't think it possible.
Raven: *shrugs* They both hate each other because of all the power they hold. They both have billion dollar companies. And Dauragon will buy me anything I want. Even a small country if I wanted it. Rufus is way cheap.
Aeris: Oh. I guess that's a good theory.
Raven: Hey, did you know Sephiroth sleeps with his masamune on one side and a stuffed bunny on the other?
Raven: How about this one. Irvine and Reno are always together, and now so is Kou. Are they friendlier than we think?
Crystal: Ew! No way! That's just one of your yaoi fantasies!
(After that everyone falls silent. A few minutes later...)
Raven: I know! Let's play Truth or Dare. Minus the dare part. So I guess it's Truth or Truth. I'll go first. Ask away.
Everyone: *shrugs* Ok.
Quistis: Why do you like Kuja?
Selphie: Why don't you like Zell, Tidus, and Wakka?
Tifa: Why do you change your hair colour so much?
Aeris: Why do you like baddies?
Raven: *shrugs* I meander to the beat of a different drummer.
(They fall silent again)
Crystal: Well this is fun...
Selphie: Let's watch a movie!
Aeris: Sounds good to me.
Quistis: What do we want to watch though?
Crystal: It takes Raven and me over forty minutes to pick a movie. I can't wait to see with six of us.
Raven: Save the Last Dance.
Tifa: Bring it On.
Aeris: Titanic.
Raven/Crystal: Ew.
Selphie: The Patriot!
Quistis: 10 Things I Hate About You.
Crystal: I was going to say Interview With a Vampire, but I'm picking up on a Heath Ledger vibe. How about A Knight's Tale?
Raven: Yes! Brilliant!
Crystal: I know.
(It was Crystal's lucky night. They ended up watching A Knight's Tale and Interview With a Vampire. By the end of the second movie it was pretty late, the girls have fallen asleep on the couch, chairs, and floor, and Hunter, Irvine, Reno, and Kou walk in)
Irvine: Girls' slumber party!
Reno: Right on! *high five*
Kou: Wow. I didn't think I would see the day Raven would spend it with all the FF girls.
Hunter: Not all. Yuffie's gone, but she never sticks around long. And Rinoa's not here either.
Irvine: Raven killed her! Where do you think she hid the body?
Hunter: I doubt she killed her. Well, you never know with Raven.
Kou: Yeah. She likes the baddies, maybe they rubbed off on her.
Reno: Oh well. Only Rinoa. No loss.
Hunter: True. I guess we'll just wait til morning to find out what happened.
Kou: Let's do this waiting at a bar.
(They wander back out leaving the girls asleep. Before Irvine is fully out the door he spots Pookie and goes to pet her)
Raven: *lying on the couch with her eyes closed still* Don't touch my cat.
Irvine: o_o How does she do that?
Hunter: *coming back in to grab Irvine* Best not to know.
