Fave Quotes & Moments
Raven: Have you ever had that time where you just sit back and remember your fave moment you had or witnessed? Or the time you said something you were so proud you said, or you wish you didn't say?
Sephiroth: Nope.
Rufus: Can't say that I have.
Vincent: Sorry, Raven. I try not to remember my past. It brings back unwanted nightmares.
Raven: Umm... Anyone who has?
Reno: Plenty of things I wish I didn't say.
Irvine: I like to think of past pickup lines that worked.
Raven: Not really what I was going for... Squall? I'm sure you're full of moments you like.
Squall: Whatever.
Raven: How did I know that was coming... Ok. Fine. I'm weird and like to remember weird things like that.
Seifer: Ha! She admitted she's weird!
Raven: Well, duh. I know I am. But I prefer to say I'm unique. Anyway... here are some of our... or rather my fave quotes and moments that have happened along the way.
Irvine: *frowns* I know... but it does work. *he and Reno high five* But I still have a soft spot that's sincere... somewhere...
Seph: The booze probably killed it...
Laguna: There you are, son!
Squall: *twitches* Don't call me that!
Laguna: Come give your daddy a hug before you go.
Squall: *twitches uncontrollably* Floor it Reno! For the love of Shiva, floor it!
(Reno slams on the gas and they take off leaving tire tracks on the cement)
Laguna: *shrugs* I guess he didn't hear me.
Raven: Reno, use your electro-rod and scare the cows off, please.
Rufus: You do know that thing only takes like 30HP, right? It's harmless.
Raven: I know, It makes him feel important though.
(Reno chases after the cows poking at the cows who just stand there and stare at him. Finally they get annoyed and leave)
Reno: This is worse than Sephiroth summoning meteor...
Rufus: Worse than Weapon killing me...
Irvine: Worse than fighting our Matron...
Crystal: Worse than watching Rinoa float in space, Squall try and save her, and that whole thing of Rinoa throwing herself at Squall like the slut she is on the Ragnorak during Eyes On Me...
Everyone but Rinoa: Yeah...
Raven: I'm in Heaven.
Crystal: I'm in Hell.
Sephiroth: Hell isn't this scary.
Crystal: Heero... shoot me... Sephiroth, impale me on the masamune... either works.
Heero and Seph: *shrugs* Ok.
Crystal: And so another day with the gang begins...
Wufei: *blinks* Woof-Woof? Injustice!
Seph: *laughing* That's a good one!
Wufei: I will kill you, Roth.
Seph: Don't call me that!
Heero: Don't steal my catch line!
Crystal: The Crackwhore can read? Who knew...
Crystal: Whatever.
Rinoa: Whatever!
Crys: What-ever!
Rinoa: What-ever!
Squall: My line!
Rufus: Why won't this feeling of money leaving me go away?
Raven: Wufei! Stop staring at me! You pervert!
Wufei: I wouldn't waste my time, weak woman!
Seph: Look, kid, I think I know who I am.
Kid: I don't think you do.
Seph: Shows how little you know! I am the Planet! *stops* Oh... damn...
Crystal: I hate mall bathrooms... crowded, dirty, smelly... *she walks in and it's empty, clean, and fresh* Hmm... refreshing change...
Crystal: Hey guys! I CAUGHT A BISHOUNEN! *spins around, holds up the Victory sign and poses like Ash from Pokemon*
Reno: Whoa! Dude, am I trippin or do Van and Trowa sound the same?
Irvine: Nah, man, I'm sober and they do.
Reno: Wait. I'm sober too. Maybe that's our problem.
Squall: Someone shoot me now....
Irvine: Just a second there buddy. Just let me get the safety off.
Trowa: Honey, It's not whether I win or lose, it only matters what you think.
Raven: Yeah yeah whatever. I have to go sign you up.
Irvine: We should charge money for this.
Reno: We could probably make enough for a nights worth of drinking! *High fives Irvine*
Irvine: But that would mean we'd have to stop drinking now and work.
Reno: Screw that idea then.
Raven: That's it. You goin' Down!
*Irvine and Reno High five. Raven Leaps at Crystal who tries to dodge. They fall over and roll around on the floor trying to make the other declare their Bishounen the winner*
Irvine: This is Great!
Rufus: Maybe I will have some popcorn.
Raven: Awww, Trowa. You're so right. We don't need to argue the judges will decide for us.
Trowa: umm Raven. I think you missed the point...
Heero: *no emotions* the suspense is so thick you would need my Beam Cannon to blast through it.
Raven: Was that Heero's attempt at Humour?
Trowa: Yeah, he's been trying to be more human.
Crystal: Well at least Van didn't lose to Trowa!
Raven: yeah... He lost to Brock.
Hunter: Oh God... does she ever stop thinking about guys? Wait, don't answer that. This is Raven. I should know better.
Rufus: *back to facing the screen* Playing the Sims.
Raven: Oh. Good game. A bit obsessive though, isn't it.
Rufus: No it's not. I've hardly been playing. *looks at his watch* Good god! I've been playing for seven hours straight!
Raven: Yeah, that happens. You should talk to Crystal about it. She's been on about that long before too. Went through
withdrawals one day. Had to join SA... Sims Anonymous.
Raven: What?! No Irvine nekkidness? *pouts* Why did I come then?
Quistis: Hearts?
Reno: *shrugs* I got them out of Irvine's room.
Everyone: Ew!
Irvine: Man, that's just wrong. You're wearing Rufus' boxers.
Rufus: *mortified* How did my boxers get in your room?!
Rufus: Thank god. I was afraid you were trying to make one of Raven's yaoi dreams come true. *shudders*
Raven: Mmmmm... yummy... *_*
Sephiroth: No surprise there. She's always first in line for a free kiss...
Raven: I'm a free woman again!
Rufus: Again? Since when were you ever free? Have you seen my credit card bills?
Dauragon: I refuse to sink to your level of childishness and play at this game.
Rufus: That's where I draw the line at this male bonding thing...
Dauragon: That doesn't even deserve to be dignified with my comment.
Irvine: Dude, the Bite Bugs were more evil than you.
Seifer: It's the middle of winter. In Ontario. You know, Canada.
Raven: Thank you Captain Obvious... I didn't know what season it was or where I lived...
Raven: Ugh. Would you guys give it up already! All anime girls annoy me... *thinks a minute* Well, one of the new guys has a few friends who look like gorgeous women but are gay men... maybe I'll invite them...
Tamahome: Well, isn't she just a little ray of sunshine.
Raven: Tamahome!
Tamahome: What?
Raven: Would you prefer I wore a school uniform, had an annoying voice, and was more or less a clueless idiot?
Tamahome: *shrugs* That might be cute on you.
Raven: Touya, most are younger than you anyway. Don't you like girls who are older? I mean, you dated Ms McKenzie, your little sister's teacher.
Touya: *shrugs* Maybe I sensed strange energy emitting off her,
especially when she was around Sakura, and I wanted to keep an eye on things.
Raven: Or maybe you just like older women who are teachers.
Touya: Maybe that too...
Rufus: I never thought I would say this to another man, but, I love you.
Tamahome: AH! Just because half the guys I hang out with dress like women or are just gay, doesn't mean I'm like that!
Rufus: AH! No! I didn't mean... ew!
Rufus: I look like a blonde Heero Yuy!
Seifer: The Hardy Boyz wouldn't even wear this, and that's saying a lot.
Rinoa: Like you should talk. Can you stay with one hair colour longer than a month?
Reno: *shrugs* Wear whatever you want. Don't be a slave to fashion!
Raven: Reno, now is not the time to become a protesting hippie.
Raven: Reno! This is not the time to pick up chicks! Btw, those aren't real.
Reno: So? Real or not, they still give the same enjoyment to me.
Bartender: You look like a lazy, good for nothing, drunken business man.
Reno: Right on!
Raven: Sephiroth! Put that away, and run! I'm not bailing you out.
Raven: Clutching her head* My headache is coming back... *sighs* Well this thankfully concludes fashion frenzy... I'm Raven Lynliss, and if any of you need bail money don't look at me...
Raven: Reno! Don't ruin my show. You're fine.
Reno: I'm bleeding!
Raven: Barely. Now, shush up.
Reno: This is why I'm not a cat person...
Rufus: I refuse to hold this. This THING can attack me. RENO!
Reno: No! I'm bleeding. You take care of it.
Irvine: Of course she does. All women do. Even the animals.
Sephiroth: That's not something to brag about...
Steve: This is INCREDIBLE! If we don't get the anti-venom in her and get her to the hospital within twenty minutes of the bite, she could DIE!
Selphie: AH! get the anti-venom!
Raven: I don't want to be sued!
Raven: *still on her chair, and spotting Zell* OMG! The snake is squishing Zell!
Reno: That bastard!
Aeris: *resurfacing after a picture-perfect swan dive* The water's wonderful, Raven!
Raven: *not paying the slightest bit of attention* That's too bad.
Sephiroth: I'll get hi- wait, where the hell is my Masamune?!
Sion: Can I go home now?
Sion: Damn... even the bathroom has weird crap in it.
Raven: Weird crap? This coming from the boy who got lost in Zell's closet... What would you prefer? Flowers and frilly things?
Squall: Irvine... you're acting disturbingly like my father.
Raven: *_* Less talking, more kissing.
Sion: *blinks* I'm not Squall...
Rufus: *looks closer* Eheheheh Of course you're not... -_-; *mumbling* You people should really wear name tags...
Zell: It's raining people!!!
Cloud: I saw pink bunnies...
Sion: I just... slept. Is being normal okay around here?
Hunter: Not sure. We haven't had anyone quite normal yet.
Hunter: You really don't know when to shut up, do you?
Irvine: Doesn't look that way.
Sephiroth: You know, stolen is such a harsh word. I prefer he was running away and I helped him.
Crystal: So now you're aiding and abetting?
Raven: Oh god... you stole him... I have a stolen hyena in my house.
Irvine: It could be worse. You could have deranged villains living with you. *looks around the room and notices most of the people are
villains* Wait... you do...
Sephiroth: WTF? What were you sniffing last night?
Reno: Do you have to rub it in that you wake up next to her so often?
Dauragon: Actually, I do. *smirks*
Kou: Ok, so I'll never doubt her again... my bad.
Raven: You know, it's more fun if you actually move.
Raven: Damn Evil Mic Guy...
Rude: ........
Squall: Whatever.
Evil Mic Guy: Please get off the ice so we can clean it.
(No one moves)
EMG: get the hell off the damn ice!
Raven: Geez, Rufy, if you keep complaining like this, I'm going to think you really are a weakling like people say.
Sephiroth: This could be bad.
Crystal: Not wise to say that, Rufus. I have sharp skates on.
Raven: Wow. I didn't know they could all skate so well... well, except Annoyia.... is she good at anything?
Dauragon: *blinks* Was that... that stupid hyena... on skates?
Raven: *sighs* I'm going to kill Sephiroth.
Van: Today was fun.
Crystal: Minus the whole banishment thing.
Crystal: That's a bit different. You were using your thumbs for that... you need your legs for the real thing.
Cid: *On the treadmill, cigarette in mouth as usual* $#(@&$*@$#@(@&$@*#@$ *cough-choke* #$@$#@#(#@$&@#$*@((!!!! *collapses.*
Hunter: Rude... you're back out in 2 minutes? How the hell do you do that?
Rude: *Shrugs.*
Aeris: Sh*t!
Irvine: *Clinging to the side of the roof after a failed attempt to catch Selphie.* Reno! Help, man!
Reno: She's got the booze! Hang on!
Quistis: They're so hot...
Dauragon: But they're gay.
Quistis: What? They're as straight as an arrow!
Dauragon: A U-turn one...
Selphie: $#@%$^%$&*@#$#@$^$%#$#$$@&@^%$%@...
Sephiroth: Before, he was on flat land. Now, he's going to be
barreling down the side of a mountain.
Aeris: Not good... those idiots...
Reno: Not good.
Aeris: >.< Not good.
Raven: @#$%&*!?%$!#@&?*?!!@#%$*&!!!!!
Crystal: Is Cid here? I thought I heard an excessive amount of swearing.
(A furry brown blur comes roaring past in a scared laugh)
Raven: nooo...
Crystal: I think he did.
Raven: I'll kill him.
Raven: Who let Annoyia in?! I'm sick!!! That's not fair!
Raven: *shrugs* She who dies with the most shoes win.
Crystal: Nida's a waste of skin.
Irvine: Raven killed her! Where do you think she hid the body?
Hunter: I doubt she killed her. Well, you never know with Raven.
Dauragon: And you should have a chain embedded in your skull. I just can't get away with it when Rave's here. *he swings his chain as a demented grin spreads across his face* You have a 5 second head start.
Rufus: I'll kill you! I swear! Just give me a shotgun, a helicopter, and body armor!
Hunter: We're not THAT bad!
Seph: No. Not another Cloud. Please, not another Cloud.
Sephiroth: It's two letters away from being an alphabet!
Sephiroth: This isn't gay pride week, woman!
Hunter: I hope this doesn't lead to another adventure with protests and activists.
Sion: Y'all? She has to stop hanging out with Irvine...
Dauragon: Just how many shoes does one girl need?
Raven: That's not the way to win closet space!
Crystal: Don't even think about it, Kuja. Use Van.
Van: *panicking* Use Van for what?! Use Van for what?!
Raven: Don't go anal retentive on me!
Sephiroth: Did your closet explode on you?
Crystal: Freak.
Raven: Everyone can at least clean up before they die.
Van: Damnit... I didn't see that move...
Crystal: They never do... they never do.
Vincent: I did.
Seph: Why are we doing this? Halloween was four months ago.
Raven: So? I missed it. Besides, it's something to do, and it gives me an excuse to dress up in a costume.
Seph: You mean outside the bedroom?
Raven: Yes, besides the bed- HEY! How did you- No. I mean, I don't have any costumes... I think I'll go get Dauragon and shop now...
Crystal: Wha?! No way! I didn't even see that move!
Vincent: They never do... they never do... *lightly laughs*
Crystal: -_-;;
Dauragon: I refuse to play dress up.
Raven: Dauragon! You will put a damn costume on and like it!
Rufus: Do I look like an ATM to you?
Raven: I'm a poor college student remember?
Hunter: I know. But you seem to have a lot of free time... maybe a part time job is in order.
Raven: *gasps* Don't swear like that! Never say those words to me again!
Van: I feel so used and abused.
Crystal: You'll get used to it.
Crystal: Poofy sleeves? Get em off! Get em off!
Van: You don't like poofy?
Raven: Dauragon, gimme the phone. I need Kuja.
Dauragon: Why do you need him? You have me.
Raven: I need some womanly advice.
Sion: Wow... very... dangerous...
Raven: *pouts* I know... Candles were a good idea at the time until I remembered who was coming.
Van: Do they ever act their age?
Dauragon: I'm beginning to think they don't.
Sephiroth: This bites. Where's the action? More importantly, where's the violence and mayhem that always happens at Raven's get-togethers? Looks like it's up to me to
entertain as always.
Zell: Stop, drop, and roll!
Seifer: Shut up Chicken-wuss! Like you know what you're talking about!
Crystal: Actually, for once, he does. Do it, Seifer!
Raven: Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: *stops laughing a moment* oops?
Fawkes: *laughs*
Sephiroth: Who knew peanuts were flammable... *snickers*
Crystal: And so ends another one of Raven's bright ideas...
Fawkes: *laughs*
Hunter: And they lived happily ever after. *attempts to keep a straight face, but bursts out laughing like a fool*