(The theme song starts playing as the opening footage of a little montage of clips from past shows start playing. It's a pretty pathetic montage seeing how this is only the third show, and most of the footage shown are Raven in shock, Raven being chased by Sephiroth, and disgruntled fashion models. As the song fades away the opening sequence fades out and we pan to Raven sitting in her cozy purple chair)
Raven: Hello. Welcome to the third episode of FFLive. Today we're in part two of the three part fashion frenzy special. Luckily, for all of us, we have no designers with surprise new lines. Today, instead, we will be having on some FF guys come in and discuss all things fashion. Nothing should go wrong and no surprises. I hope... *sighs* Well, let's get
right into it. My first guest today is Zell Dincht.
(Cheesy audience applause soundtrack starts playing as Zell does his impressive show off back flip thingy before coming over to sit on the purple couch next to Raven's chair. The applause dies down)
Raven: Maybe one day I'll actually have a real audience... Thanks for coming, Zell.
Zell: Anytime.
Raven: Let's start with my analysis of your outfit.
Zell: *blinks* W-what? I didn't know about this.
Raven: *turns to the camera* That's right. For the 19 people at home who
watch, none of my guests knew about the opinion portion of their interview. *back to Zell* Don't worry, I won't be too hard. *evil grin*
Zell: *gulps* Can't wait...
Raven: Well... I don't like the knee length shorts. And you should go with either the shirt or the vest, not both at the same time. You're a bit colourful. You look like an elementary school skate boarder wannabe. I do however like the hair, and I love the tattoo.
Zell: *blinks* Is that it? Well, I guess it wasn't too bad... *frowns*
Raven: Oh cheer up. I've seen worse.
Zell: Really? Like who?
Raven: Moving along... Why do you dress the way you do?
Zell: It's comfortable, easy to move, so fighting is easier, and Cid told me if I was gonna use my hooverboard, I had to dress brightly so people would see me coming and get out of my way.
Raven: Oddly enough, that makes sense. So, what's your fave article of clothing?
Zell: My sneakers. You gotta have shoes that are comfortable, have good support, and grip. In my line of work you don't want to fall while fighting, or get a blister and slow down your squad.
Raven: *holds up a picture of Wakka* What do you think of this new FF outfit?
Zell: Ew! What was he thinking?
Raven: *blink blink* Zell... he looks like your twin... he dresses like you, has your hair, almost.
Zell: He so does not look like me.
Raven: Uh huh... ever consider getting glasses? Finally, what are your predictions for 2002?
Zell: I think guys will be all over cuffed jeans. Can never get enough of that. *Raven makes a face* And the best store will be West 49. (NOTE: I dunno if that store is in the US, but it's mostly clothes for extreme sports)
Raven: Thanks, Zell. We'll be back after this short break.
(Cheesy applause starts... Commercial... More cheesy applause)
Raven: Man we need a new applause track. My next guests are two people you don't usually
associate with each other, but when it comes to fashion, they're very similar. Please welcome, Irvine Kinneas and Seifer Almasy.
(Cheesy applause as they come out together. Irvine sits on the couch side closest to Raven and Seifer sits on the far side)
Raven: Hi boys. Looking good. Ok... I'm loving your looks. Although I think Irvy looks better in it.
Seifer: Hey! I look good too.
Raven: Yes, you look good, but Irvy looks sexy. Ok, here's what's good. I'm lovin the long trench coat, and Seifer, I think I might like it better in grey. Lovin the tight vest w/ NO SHIRT, and Irvine, of course, the cowboy hat.
(Raven starts to drool as Irvine leans back, puts his feet on the coffee table in front of the couch, and smiles at her)
Seifer: Enough with the silent flirting. Interview please.
Raven: Alright, alright. Why do you wear what you wear?
Irvine: Total babe magnet.
Raven: Damn right it is.
Seifer: Ahem... I wear it cuz I look like a bad boy rebel.
Raven: *blink blink* Whatever. Umm... fave item?
Irvine: My hat. I can pull it down to look mysterious or insecure, which ever picks up the lady easier. It's also a great tool for flirting. *he takes off his hat and places it on Raven's head, it's kinda big for her so it slides past her eyes* You look so cute, Rave.
Raven: *giggling* Oh, Irvy...
Seifer: Ugh. We're on live TV here people.
Raven: *takes off the hat* Oh yeah. Final Q, predictions for 2002?
Irvine: Girls should wear those cute little tight baby tees with low rise naval showing jeans. And of course, cowboy hats.
Seifer: Cargos for guys and umm... flip flops.
Raven: Flip flops? You don't look the flip flop type.
Seifer: They're good for fishing.
Raven: o...k... We'll be back after this.
(Cheesy applause starts as Irvine and Raven start flirting some more... Commercial... Cheesy applause starts again as Raven fixes her smudged lipstick)
Raven: My next two guests are coming out together because I can't stand to talk to the one and a fight usually breaks out. Quistis Trepe and Annoyia, err Rinoa Heartilly.
(Cheesy applause as the girls come out giving each other looks from time to time. Rinoa goes to sit by Raven, but Raven shakes her head and glares and Rinoa moves to the far side)
Raven: Welcome girls. We'll get right into it since we'll be running long if we don't. Quistis, I love your outfit, but the pink has got to go. I especially love the shrug (her sleeves for all you clueless guys) and the top. Very classy yet fun. I also love how you wear your hair. It's unique and once again it's fun but still authoritive. Also, you look great in the SeeD uniform.
Quistis: Why thank you, Raven. That's wonderful praise coming from a fashion expert such as yourself.
Rinoa: Are you two done? People are gonna start to talk about you two soon.
Raven: *shrugs* Rinoa, your outfit... sucks. Ok, I do love your blue over coat
thingy, but what the hell is up with the spandex? That was so 1992. And your hair, why the one highlight?
Rinoa: Like you should talk. Can you stay with one hair colour longer than a month?
Raven: *mumbling to herself* I will not let her provoke me on my own show... Soo... Quistis, fave article?
Quistis: It would have to be my belt. I can hook my whip on it, and it just adds to the outfit.
Raven: Rinoa, yours?
Rinoa: Definitely my necklace with Squall's ring and-
Raven: Ok, we don't need to hear your life story. Any predictions?
Quistis: Toe rings, wide belts, and visors.
Raven: Nice choices. Now, since you're the only girls on, let's discuss FF10 females. Rikku.
Quistis: Since she's only 15, it suits her. Fun and carefree.
Rinoa: So cute! I love it!
Raven: You would... Yuna.
Quistis: A bit on the traditional side.
Raven: I agree, but I love the colours and the sleeves, to die for. Finally, LuLu.
Quistis: Awesome. It's seductive, yet classy. Belts are a great touch.
Raven: I couldn't have said it better myself. Thanks for coming, ladies.
Raven: My next guest saved the world from some badly dressed sorceresses. Please welcome... why do I say that when there's no live audience? Just my tech guy pressing a button... *sighs* Squall Leonhart.
(Cheesy applause as Squall comes out and sits down)
Raven: Squally, my dear boy. Your outfit... is... good for the most part. I love your uniform you wear for the SeeD test. SeeD uniform is nice too. Back to your normal clothes. Love the jacket, should be a bit longer though. Pants are great, love the hair. The belts however, say to me "X marks the spot" Not really something you want.
Squall: *shrugs* Whatever.
Raven: Why do you wear what you wear?
Squall: *shrugs*
Raven: Care to elaborate on that?
Squall: The pants and shirts because they're basic and low maintenance, the jacket's because I get cold a lot.
Raven: Ok. Predictions for 2002?
Squall: Leather jackets.
Raven: Well, that was fun. Thanks, Squally. Next up are my fave guys from ShinRa Inc. Reno and Rufus!
(Cheesy applause as Squall leaves and Reno and Rufus come out. They argue a moment about who's going to sit by Raven. Raven can't take the arguing and sits in the middle of the couch with Reno and Rufus to either side)
Raven: Thanks for com-
Rufus: I thought I was getting my own interview.
Raven: Sorry. We're short on time.
Rufus: But I'm-
Raven: Rufus, finish that sentence and you'll never be on again.
Rufus: I'm cool. It's all good. *Reno snickers* Hey! I can hire and fire your ass!
Raven: Ugh. moving along... Rufus, I love your outfit. I love guys who wear suits in all one colour. Nothing is wrong with it. Well, it is a bit odd who it's a long coat but there's the business jacket overtop/attached. But, whatever. Reno, even though it's the mandatory Turk outfit, you took it and made it your own. Even if that means being a slob... I love the goggles too. Oh yeah, love both your hairstyles. We know why Reno wears what he does, but how about you, Rufus?
Rufus: Well, Raven, I wear it because I like to be trendy and I look cool when the wind blows my jacket back.
Raven: Yes you do. *checks her watch* We're almost out of time... Umm... Fave item?
Reno: My goggles.
Raven: Excellent choice.
Rufus: I'd have to say... hmm... my hair is the best thing. *swooshes it back*
Raven: Predictions?
Rufus: It's all about Dolce&Gabanna and Abercrombie&Fitch.
Reno: *shrugs* Wear whatever you want. Don't be a slave to fashion!
Raven: Reno, now is not the time to become a protesting hippie. Well, that's all the time we have for today.
Rufus: Hey! I feel jipped. We had half the time as others.
Raven: You had more than Squall...
Rufus: He doesn't talk!
Reno: Irvine got more air time than me...
Raven: Aww... get over it. Both of you. As I was saying, thanks for tuning in, I'm Raven Lynliss, and this is FFLive.
(The them song starts playing and Raven gives Reno a hug, then Rufus. Irvine comes out bragging about his air time and his two minute makeout session with Raven during commercial break. Reno and Irvine high five over that. Seifer comes out and all the guys start to argue about their fashion and time on air. Raven grabs her head and starts yelling for tylenol as the last of the credits roll by and fade out)
