(As the theme song is playing we pan to Raven who's holding a little mirror and applying lipstick. She's sitting on a cozy purple chair in a little living room set off to the corner of the large FFLive set, which btw, is totally different than before. As the music fades Raven tosses aside the mirror and lipstick and smiles at the camera)
Raven: Hi, and welcome to another episode of FFLive! As you can see we have a whole new set thanks to that little Sephiroth incident last time. Although, I don't really mind a bit since we were using the old set from Quatre's cancelled show, "The Beautiful Bunny ChitChat" and I couldn't stand the fluffy pink set anymore. Ok, enough of the aimless chatter, let's get right into today's show. We have on the world renowned designer, Enrik Dumais, and he's brought along samples of this season's new line that he will be show casing in a fashion show! I know I can't wait. But we'll all have to wait another two minutes as we go to a commercial break.
(After the break Raven is sitting on a tall stool with an empty one to her left and in front of her is a runway coming out of a curtained area)
Raven: My first, and only, guest today is credited for having terrific taste that starts trends all over the world. Some of today's hottest actors have worn his suits and gowns to high profile parties and award shows. Today he has promised me a special treat. He's unveiling his new line. This is so exciting! Please welcome Enrik Dumais!
(A tall man walks out. He's wearing a lime green suit with a black shirt underneath, and purple flip flops. He sits down on the stool next to Raven)
Raven: *blink blink* Welcome to FFLive, Enrik. That's a quite suit.
Enrik: *with a French accent* Thank you, Raven. This suit is actually part of my new line. My new line is designed so the everyday average person can express themselves in a fun and trendy way that can be worn for all
occasions.
Raven: That's great! I know your other line is more formal and can be hard to wear during the day for school or shopping. Well, I know I'm dying to see the new line, so let's get the show started!
Enrik: First I would like to thank your friends for volunteering to model today. Also, they get to keep the outfit they model.
Raven: I'm so jealous!
Enrik: Don't worry, Raven. I have a special outfit for you to keep.
Raven: Good stuff. Our first model out is Zell.
(Zell walks out in knee length shorts, a t-shirt with a vest over top. Basically, his normal clothes)
Enrik: Mr. Dincht is wearing our "street wear" This can be worn while attending school, or while out boarding with your friends.
Raven: Wow, Zell, for once you can actually say you have fashion sense.
Zell: *punches the air* Ain't it cool?! *he walks off stage*
Raven: Next is the lovely and beautiful Tifa. Hey! Who's writing extra words on my notes?!
(Tifa comes out wearing an orange dress down to her knees with tank top type sleeves. She lightly smiles as she does her walk and spin)
Raven: Wow, other than your pajamas, I think that's the most I've ever seen you covered up. But... is that a potato sack?
Enrik: Close. It is however made out of burlap. Burlap is a very durable material and it'll last all season.
Raven: O...k... Moving along... we have Squall and Rinoa.
(Squall is wearing baggy jeans and a button up shirt with pineapples on it. Rinoa is wearing a sundress with peaches all over it. They look in shock)
Raven: Uhh... That's enough to make anyone... umm... hungry...
Squall: ......
Enrik: Mr. Leonhart and Ms Heartilly are modeling our fruit line. They are light and airy and very summery. Also, you can get either in any fruit or veggie you like.
Raven: Hmm... creative... We'll return with the final five outfits after this break.
Raven: And we're back. If you're just tuning in I'm here with fashion designer, Enrik Dumais who's taken a departure from his normal designs. Let's continue with the show. Rufus, come on down.
(Rufus comes out wearing a tight green tank top, black spandex shorts and yellow running shoes)
Raven: Oh... my... Rufus... you look...
Rufus: I look like a blonde Heero Yuy!
Enrik: Actually, this was inspired by Mr. Yuy. He's very trendy.
Raven/Rufus: *blink blink* Suuuure...
(Rufus stomps off stage)
Raven: Okie. Reno is our next model.
(Reno comes out wearing a bright blue button up shirt with giant bright yellow sunflowers all over it. He struts his stuff not really caring about what he's wearing)
Raven: OMG! It's the return of the fugly shirt! Just when I thought Nick was over it, it becomes a designer's vision! (NOTE: This is more or less an inside joke to BSB fans, Nick Carter wears fugly shirts all the time, and loves them. He actually owns the shirt Reno is wearing)
Reno: *shrugs* Looks fine to me.
Raven: You'd think so... wait until you're sober...
(Irvine comes out wearing a suit that is all white with blue splotches all over it. He even has a matching cowboy hat. Irvine walks to the end of the runway and frowns)
Enrik: Ah yes. Mr. Kinneas is wearing my fave design.
Irvine: It looks like a smurf threw up on me!
Enrik: If you don't like it in blue, it also comes in orange, yellow, and green.
Irvine: Oh good god, you're too much, man. *runs off*
Raven: *in shock* Next... is.. uhh... Seifer...
(Seifer's wearing pants that are green and yellow tiger print with a dark blue shirt. He looks ready to cry)
Raven: o_o That's... umm... yeah...
Seifer: The Hardy Boyz wouldn't even wear this, and that's saying a lot.
Raven: Actually, they do have pants that are in tiger print... not in that colour combo though... *mumbles* I don't think anyone should own
something in that colour combo...
(Seifer pouts some more and runs off the stage)
Raven: Finally, we have Sephiroth, and I pray he likes his outfit because I like this set and don't want to remodel yet...
Sephiroth: *from backstage* I'm not coming out!
Raven: It can't be that bad...
Sephiroth: Oh, it is.
Raven: Get out here Sephiroth!
(Sephiroth is pushed out on the stage. He looks ready to kill, and with good reason. He's wearing what looks like a harlem outfit)
Raven: K-k-Kuja?
Sephiroth: *glares* How could this possibly be considered fashionable for a man?
Enrik: It's the year of the woman. So men's clothing is a bit more feminine this year as well. I think it looks very flattering on you.
Sephiroth: Raven... he's hitting on me...
Enrik: Let's have all the models back out again before I give Raven her outfit.
Raven: o_o I forgot about my outfit...
(Everyone reluctantly comes back on stage and are frowning and pouting. Reno is indifferent to it all and Zell is smiling ear to ear. Enrik claps his hands twice and a boy comes running out with a bag, he gives it to Enrik and runs off)
Enrik: And now, Ms Raven, here is your special outfit, designed just for you.
(He opens the bag and pulls out a long silver sequined dress with spaghetti straps that criss cross in the back)
Raven: Enrik! That's beautiful! Thank you.
Enrik: *blinks* Mon Dieu! This is the wrong bag! This is this season's
disaster! *tosses the dress to the ground and goes back stage to get the proper bag himself)
Raven: Disaster? I think not. *picks up the
dress, runs to the couch and stuffs the dress in the cushions before Enrik returns*
Enrik: This is the right one. *he pulls out a long
fuchsia dress that is long sleeved and has a turtle neck*
Raven: O_O It's fuchsia!
Enrik: Yes. It goes with your skin tone beautifully.
Zell: That's what I said too.
Raven: *twitching a bit* Thank you, Enrik.
Enrik/Zell: Try it on!
Raven: *twitching more* Unfortunately that's all the time we have. Next time we continue with fashion frenzy and interview some FF Guys about their fashion likes and dislikes. Until next time, I'm Raven Lynliss, and this is FFLive.
(The ending music starts playing and everyone starts yelling and arguing. Raven runs to the couch, grabs the "disaster" and runs off stage)
