New ramble gang time! Yes, after many failed attempts to write new rambles, I decided it was time for a change. So, time will tell who goes, who comes, and obviously, who stays. By the way, there's a change to Hunter. He's now a silver-haired superhero with a badass katana and serious martial arts skills. You'll see his powers as time goes on. Oh, and Hunter/Aeris coupling is scratched.
(Hunter drives up on the sand to find most everyone got to the beach before him. The first noticeable one is Rude, who's sitting with a Frisbee in his hand under an umbrella on the large
throw out for all the ramble people. Hunter figured that if Rude's expression ever changed, he'd look dejected. Zell was bouncing around Ryo and yelling at him about something, and the blonde, shaggy-headed martial artist looked about ready to knock his head off; all the same, he probably could, too. Hunter hopped out of his car, adjusting his thin-rimmed sunglasses and pushing his silver hair back a bit. He walked out to find most of the ramble girls sunning themselves, and the only guy actually present on the towels besides Rude to be Dauragon, well awake and half-reading, half-staring at Raven.)
Hunter: Ey' man. If I drop my stuff here will you kneecap anyone who comes near it?
Dauragon: Sure.
Hunter: Hey, thanks. -Hunter looks up- Oh christ. Don't tell me that's the Trio jet-skiing.
Raven: Sorry, it is.
(Irvine, Reno, and Kou are out a fair distance from the coast, riding around on Jet-skis. All three are life-jacketless and each is pulling their own stupid stunt. Irvine is riding one-handed, loosely holding on as if he were in a rodeo, holding his hat with the other hand. Reno is also going one-handed, a beer can in the other, and Kou is quite literally pulling stupid stunts.)
Hunter: They're going to kill themselves.
Dauragon: Probably.
Hunter: -out towards the sea- RENO! Chuck the beer can and DRIVE! IRVINE! That damn thing is NOT a bronco! KOU!......STOP IT!
Raven: Got hung up for words there, huh?
Hunter: -.-;; The point is to keep us from getting arrested...
Raven: I'd be more worried about Sephy then. He's-
Hunter: -plugging ears- I don't want to know. -unplugging ears- Anyways...Yo Rude! Toss that fugger! -he turns around and starts walking off-
Raven: Daurie, baby, I need some more lotion on my back...-Raven rolls over and unties the top of her bikini, letting it fall to the side-
Hunter:-Not even looking back- Keep it G-rated, you two. We're in public. -Raven lazily flips him off and he stops- And I'll get you back for that. -He snatches the Frisbee and runs off-
Zell: Lemme play, Lemme play!
Hunter: HEADS UP!
(Going from Raven and Dauragon's perspective now...A "whack" is heard, as well as a the slump of someone hitting the ground, and a blue frisbee soars overhead like a UFO.)
Raven: I'm not going to look, I'm not going to look, I'm not going to look...
Dauragon: You might. Zell got hit.
Raven: Really?! -she starts to flip over, but shrieks and turns facedown again quickly-
Dauragon: And you also might want to have me tie that up again first...
Hunter: -Jumping over them, going after the Frisbee- Didn't I tell you two to keep it G-rated?
Dauragon: -_-;; -he mouthes "Wasn't me"-
Hunter: -mouths "I'm sure" and grins-
Raven: -glances between the two with a raised eyebrow- I swear you two are communicating behind my back.
Hunter: Never. -yelling- Yo Rude, he wake up yet?
Rude: -shakes head-
Hunter: Damn...we might want to call the li-
(Hunter stops short as his jaw drops, watching Sephiroth run by chasing a small child, laughing gleefully and yelling something about sharks. Fawkes is barking, which is scaring the kid even more.)
Hunter: -with all his might, almost possessed sounding- SEPH-I-ROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Sephiroth stops dead in his tracks and trips over, rolling a few feet. Rude throws Hunter his Katana, which he draws and sticks to Seph's chin.)
Hunter: You are going to get your things. Collect that stupid Hyena. Apologize to the parents of EVERY kid. And leave the beach. If you don't? Say goodbye to your pretty locks. Now HUSTLE! -Seph runs off and Hunter sheathes the blade.-
Raven: -sitting up- Is it just me, or did Mister Planet just get owned?
Dauragon: He did.
(Raven looks out over the water and her eyes glaze over. Dauragon looks out, then looks back at her, horrified)
Dauragon: You're not going to-
Raven: I want to surf!
(Dauragon hangs his head)
Raven: Rude! Go me buy a board!
(Rude nods, runs off, and comes back with a purple surfboard moments later)
Raven: Yay! -She takes the board, forces Dauragon to re-tie the strings on her swimsuit tightly, and runs off to the water, board under arm.-
Hunter: This is leading to disaster and pain. At least it'll be fun to watch, though.
Zell: Go Raven!
Ryo: -walking back up- Encouraging her is the worst thing you can do.
(Hunter nods to Ryo and they all turn back out towards Raven. She slips off the board several times, dunking herself without even being anywhere near a wave. She finally stands on the board and grins, but a large wave comes up behind her. Dauragon covers his eyes, and Raven shrieks as the wave throws her off the board, and moments later, she's onshore. Everyone runs to her, to find her covering her chest with an arm, and her leg bent in a way it shouldn't bend.)
Raven: This hurts. A lot.
Dauragon: Are you alright?!
Raven: I already said I'm hurt, didn't I? And on top of that, I lost my favorite top.
Ryo: You should only try things you know you can do. Like beating a whole Volleyball team by yourself. -he spins his volleyball, which he won by winning the game.-
Hunter: I knew this would happen. And not only that, She's worried more about her clothes than a broken leg...
Raven: You! You did this, I know it! You rigged my board! I'll kill you!
Hunter: Wait, whoa, I didn't do a damn thing!
Raven: Like hell you didn't! -She climbs up with only one leg and one arm, using her board as a crutch- I'll kill you! -She chases off after Hunter with suprising speed-
(Reno, Irvine, and Kou walk up, watching Raven hop off after Hunter)
Irvine: Damn, man.
Reno: Yep. Hell hath no fury like a woman... -everyone blinks- ...or....something like that...am I sober?
Kou: Probably. Let's go get hammered.
Reno: Agreed.
Dauragon: Wait up. I need something to kill the pain...
