(Raven wakes up and yawns, patting Dauragon awake. Dauragon mumbles for a moment and then actually wakes up, smiling at Raven and kissing her softly.)
Dauragon: Just a few more minutes...?
Raven: Heck No. You do that and I won't be able to get you out of bed all day.
Dauragon: Oh, Alright...
(Dauragon rolls out of bed, stretches and yawns. He grabs a purple bathrobe and follows Raven out the door, arms around her waist. They're heading to the kitchen and they pass Vincent and Sephiroth, who spent the night on the couch. Dauragon quickly puts his arms behind his back and frowns.)
Sephiroth: *Snore.*
Dauragon: What are you looking at, Beast man?
Vincent: *looking down* Nothing...
Raven: Dauragon! That's not nice! Apologize to Vincent!
Dauragon: But-
Raven: Now!
Dauragon: Sorry. *Sneers*
Raven: Better. *Atch-Tychoo!* Look, now I'm sneezing! *Atch-Tychoo* And I don't feel so good...*goes a little pale and makes a dash for the bathroom.*
Vincent: I think Raven has gotten sick.
Sephiroth: *Snore.*
(About a half an hour later, Raven is under a pile of blankets on the couch, thermometer in mouth, TV with "Days of our lives" on, Dauragon cuddling with her, and Kou, Reno, and Quistis watching with her. Sephiroth is still snoring on the other couch.)
Raven: *Blinks, and talks past the thermometer* Uhm..Tanks guys. I mean, Ah'm bein' pampered 'nd all.
Kou: Don't worry about it. This'll be fun.
Reno: *Snoring like Sephiroth, bored asleep by the show.*
Red: *With cup holder as a headdress* Raven, your tea.
Raven: Thanks, Red. *pets him, which causes him to go into a twitching fit.*
(Rinoa and Squall walk in the door, and Dauragon twitches. Squall is behind Rinoa, looking at Quistis.)
Raven: Who let Annoyia in?! I'm sick!!! That's not fair!
Annoyia...Er...Rinoa: I let myself in, thank you. And I brought medicine for you.
Squall: *grumbles* Medicine that I paid for...
Raven: I'd swear you're trying to get in my good graces, crackwhore, but it's NOT happening. May I remind you the only reason you're allowed in here is because Squall is so damn hot, and the fact that we actually like him.
Rinoa: Bitch. I'll just keep the medicine then.
Irvine: *from kitchen* Hey, it's Robotussin...
Reno: Robotrip!!!
Red: Oh dear.
Raven: *sighs.* Where are all my bouncers, anyways? I need someone to throw Rinoa out... Kou, can you do it?
Kou: Yes Ma'am!
Rinoa: Squall, do something!
(Squall weakly swings his gunblade, which Kou easily ducks. Kou grabs Rinoa and boots her out the door. Squall mouths "Yes" and does the "Cha-ching" arm thing, then hops over the couch and sits down next to Quistis.)
Raven: Speaking of guys who boot people around, where the hell is the angelic couple?
Reno: Hunter's door was locked. Tight. He's a happy man right now. We'll put it at that.
Squall: Angelic...Sure.
(General Hospital comes on and Raven and Quistis both cheer. Reno groans and goes back to sleep, Kou winces, and Squall stares at the ceiling. Red scampers out of the room quietly.)
Raven: Jax is soooo hot...*dreamy sigh*
Dauragon: *growls and looks fiercely at the TV.*
Quistis: Yeah...*similar sigh*
Kou: What's he got that I don't?
Raven: An Australian accent.
Quistis: His own private jet and yacht.
Kou: But I'm right here!
Raven/Quistis: *shrug.*
(Kou mumbles something about Jax being gay, and Dauragon stifles a chuckle.)
Raven: Kou! What did you just say?! *turning to Dauragon* and you'd better watch it... *turning back to Kou* Well?
Kou: *Mumbles again.*
Quistis: We can't hear yooooooouuuuuuu!
Kou: I SAID HE'S A #@$@^$#$&%$^@%@#$#@$#@$#@$#$#$#$^^&*$#$@!#!&^%*(%%^$@%@!$@!%$#%%$^*&(^%$%^$@$$@#$@#&%*(^$%#@!*&!$%#$%@!$$@!
Raven/Quistis: 3!!!! *Raven and Quistis simultaneously drive their feet into Kou's crotch, causing him to fall on the floor, doubled up and twitching.
(Dauragon starts laughing out loud at Kou, to the point where tears are coming from his eyes. Raven glares at him for being too loud, which just causes him to laugh harder. While Dauragon is looking up, Raven grabs a pillow and shoves it in his mouth. Dauragon twitches and scowls at her, but Raven scowls back at him, causing him to cower.)
Irvine: Hey, Rave! My soup is ready! *He brings her a bowl of chicken soup* Try it!
Raven: Thanks, Irvy. It looks good... *Raven tastes some and goes into a gagging fit. Dauragon smartly runs and gets her a glass of water, which she downs.* Irvy, hun, I know you mean well, but... Are you trying to kill me?! What's in this?!
Irvine: A bottle of Vodka...I thought you'd like it. Me and Reno do!
Dauragon: Cowboy Slut, I swear to god if she dies from alcohol poisoning because of you...
Irvine: What, it's not that much! Only a bottle!
(Dauragon twitches and looks ready to go on the rampage before Raven leans over and hugs him, and passes out in his lap. Dauragon smirks at Irvine, who walks away grumbling.)
Dauragon: *looking at Kou, Reno and Irvine.* You will go away now.
Reno: Hey, man-
Dauragon: *cutting him off with a death glare.* AWAY. NOW.
(Kou, Reno, and Irvine scatter, while everybody else goes about their business, with Vincent trying to wake Sephiroth up, Red sniffing the floor, and Squall and Quistis sitting very closely side by side on the loveseat, talking. Later on, Seph, Vincent and Red have all left, and Dauragon and the sleeping Raven have gone to Raven's room. Squall leans back on the loveseat, arms spread out wide. Quistis leans back as well, sort of in towards Squall. She closes her eyes, but then opens them again to Squall.)
Quistis: What? I'm just tired...You don't mind if I rest, do you?
Squall: No. Go ahead.
(Quistis turns away, closing her eyes, and Squall smiles wide.)
