Wait a minute...does anybody really talk like that?
No matter! We're all dead pirates, tonight.
Jack Sparrow's the name, and the good wench
has asked me to host your invitation.
Lessee...what should I let ye to know, ye scurvy dogs o' the sea?
This party be BYOB! So bring yer own booty.
(And bring your own rum, too, ya scallawags!)
Ye must walk the plank to find out where and when!
Click below for directions...