Disclaimer: J.K.Rowling owns these boys.

Pairing: (or rather grouping):
James Potter/Remus Lupin/Sirius Black/Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy/Evan Rosier

Ratings: NC-17, orgy warning! Also H for humour, R for Ridiculous. 

Note:  Was already posted as an AU with Tom Riddle being at the same time 
at school as the others, but I decided to write a second version in the correct 
timeline


Summary: Sirius Black wants to play a trick on Snape. But you can easily fall
into your own trap.

A Midsummer Night's Orgy, Version Two
By Ratwoman
ratwoman02@yahoo.de


"I don't know, Sirius," James Potter said, "last time you tried to play a 
trick on Snape, you almost got him killed."
"This time I have everything under control, trust me!" Sirius answered, 
while he searched through the cupboard of Prof. Potoi, the teacher of magic 
potions. It was late at night and everyone except them was sleeping.

"You always say that." James replied doubtfully. 

"Got it!" Sirius said, and took a bottle with herbs out of the cupboard. 
Putting it on top  of all the boxes James was carrying, he added: "Now let's 
go into the classroom."

Feeling a bit like a pack-mule, James followed his mate. They met Remus in 
the corridor, who had kept guard.

"What exactly are you planning?" Remus whispered.

"That's the ingredients for a very strong aphrodisiac." Sirius answered 
giggling. "You just need to break a little bottle of it, and anyone who 
breathes in the steam will turn randy as cat in heat."

"Oh, I didn't know you thought Snape is so hot that you want to seduce him." 
Remus joked. 

"Not me, of course!" Sirius snarled. "I thought of pairing him off with 
Bertha Jorkins!"

"That silly cow?" James replied.

"We'll do her a favour, she's got the hots for him anyway!" Sirius answered, 
while he opened the door to an empty classroom.  "She doesn't just have no 
brains, but no taste too!"

James had to smile now. "If Snape really ... with Bertha Jorkins.... he will 
never get rid of her afterwards."

Sirius grinned. "I really hope she will tell everyone!"

*** 

Severus followed Lucius on tiptoes. "You're sure you heard them talking 
about tonight?"

"Yes, ''tonight I have to get some things out of Prof. Potoi's office.'' 
That's what I heard Black say to Potter and Lupin." Lucius answered. 

They had reached the portrait and were about to say the password, when a 
voice behind them asked: "Where are the two of you going?"

Severus turned around in surprise. It was Evan Rosier, Slytherin head boy,  
standing behind them with crossed arms. Fortunately they were not only on a 
rather friendly basis to each other, but Evan was also easily bribed off.

"We know that three Gryffindor boys are planning something tonight." Lucius 
said quickly. "So we decided to catch them red-handed."

"Hmm," Evan frowned. "How do you know?" 

"I  overheard them talking about their plans." 
  
Evan answered reasonably, that he should better accompany them. Most probably 
he was just curious about what was going on.

*** 

"So, we just have to add a little mandrake, then let it boil." Sirius said, 
adding the plant into the cauldron. He quickly put the lid on it - after all 
it was not advisable to breathe in the steam.  Remus stood by grinning from 
one ear to the other. 

"Poor Snape," James said with a hint of scruple. 

"Why, he'll have a lot of fun!" Remus answered. "At least, as long as the 
potion works."

"How do you plan to expose Snape and Bertha to the steam?" James asked.

"That's easy, there's this room in the North tower, with the hole in the 
ceiling. We just have to get them both into the room, and then drop the 
potion on them from above." Sirius replied.

James laughed. "To get Snape there we'll just have to make it look as if we 
were planning something in that room."

"Yes, and Bertha we just need to tell, that Snape wants to meet her there." 
Sirius said. "She'll believe it, no matter how often he told her to leave 
him alone." 

James thought for a moment, that it might be a bit too mean to play a trick 
on that poor girl too, but then again, they were just fulfilling her wildest 
dreams.

He didn't know yet that it anyway didn't come so far.

Then all of a sudden the door opened. The three boys startled and turned 
around quickly. Shit, it were Evan Rosier, Lucius Malfoy, and... Severus 
Snape!

James, Remus and Sirius tried to hide the boiling cauldron behind their 
backs.

"What are you doing here in the middle of the night?" Evan Rosier 
asked.

"N...nothing!" Sirius Black answered.

"You left the dorms, that alone should mean 20 points off for 
Gryffindor!" Snape said with a malicious smile.

"And for Slytherin." James replied. "After all you left the dorms, too."

A muscle in Snape's face twitched.

"But we're just here to catch you red-handed." Lucius Malfoy answered with 
his cold, arrogant voice. "What are you doing here?"

"Nothing that should interest you, Malfoy!" Sirius snarled. 

Evan Rosier calmly stepped closer. The other Slytherin boys followed him. 
"What is there behind your back?" he asked in his slimy friendly voice. 
James felt an instinctive repulsion to Evan. Snape at least never pretended.

Then the cauldron started to whistle. Damn!

Malfoy made a sudden jump forward to push Remus aside in order to get to the 
cauldron, but Remus stepped forward to meet Malfoy. The boys fell and crashed 
to the floor.

Evan still looked calmly at them. "There's no sense in hiding, we anyway know 
you are doing something forbidden."

Then the cauldron exploded. Fortunately the top fell to the other side, but 
within one second the boys were blinded by thick, grey steam all around them.
James could hardly see but he suddenly felt so... randy. He heard Remus 
growling and was afraid for a moment that he might turn into a werewolf 
despite the waning moon, especially since he could dimly see through the 
steam that Remus was jumping on Lucius Malfoy like a wild animal.

The steam cleared and James saw Sirius and Severus Snape staring intensely 
at each other, before they fell upon each other and started to tear down 
each other's robes.

James looked at the other boy who was not rolling on the floor yet. Evan was 
not looking calm anymore. He met his gaze, and his eyes were glowing, his 
face contorted in need. So sexy. James stepped towards the Slytherin, glad  
that Evan met him halfway. He had found his partner for now. 

*

Lucius Malfoy had no clue what was going on. He not only hated Potter, 
Sirius and Lupin, he also was straight as could be. But now here he was 
lying on the floor, and he not only let it happen that Remus Lupin, growling 
like a wild animal, was tearing off his robes, he was also tearing off 
Lupin's robes as well. Even worse, he really was fond of the well-shaped 
body he found beneath them and greedily moved his fingers over Lupin's skin.

* 

Remus bit down hard, not caring that it was _ Malfoy's _ shoulder he bit. 
Lucius really was quite good-looking, tall, slender, pale skin, but Remus 
probably would not have cared at the moment if it had been Hagrid he was 
shagging with. 

Remus ran his tongue along Malfoy's throat, savouring the slightly bitter 
taste.

*

Severus ripped Sirius's robes apart, who answered his eagerness with an 
approving groan. Encouraged he licked and nipped the skin of Sirius chest, 
noticing dimly that Sirius was ripping off Snape's robes as well. Some part 
of his mind screamed at him that this was his enemy, Sirius Black, whom he 
was shagging. But curiously, another, quite ridiculous thought crossed his 
mind: Better Sirius Black than Bertha Jorkins!

*

Sirius Black suddenly realised something: he felt drawn to Snape even without 
an aphrodisiac, that was the reason why he loved to play tricks on him: to get 
his attention!

He certainly had Snape's attention now, who was at the moment slowly licking 
and nipping his chest. Sirius closed his eyes and moved his hands down 
Severus's back, finally clawing his fingers into his buttocks. That was much 
better than the trick he had planned.

*

The part of Evan's mind, that was still able to think, thought that he really 
must find out what they had put into that cauldron. It certainly was a very 
strong spell, that made him tear off the robes of a boy he didn't even like. 

*

James completely forgot his antipathy for Evan Rosier while he was undressing 
him. Evan was really cute with his long reddish hair and he was so randy... 
Within seconds they had undressed each other and greedily moved their 
hands along each others body, feeling skin on skin. 

"More" James murmured.

"Ok." Evan answered, parting James's legs and lubricated him with his on 
precum.

*

Remus flipped Lucius Malfoy around so that he was on his hands and knees. 
Using his precum as lubrication, he quickly prepared the blonde boy, who was 
already begging for more beyond reason. Remus uttered a guttural groan when 
he slammed in, his cock squeezed by Lucius's intern muscles. Lucius obviously 
enjoyed himself, too, for he never stopped pleading Remus to go on. Remus 
started moving in and out in an increasingly fast rhythm, while Lucius 
repeatedly called: "More, please, more!"

*

Severus turned Sirius around so that he lay flat on his stomach. The 
Gryffindor boy eagerly parted his legs to give Severus better access. 
Severus spent a moment to admire the young man's body. Sirius was indeed 
well-built, his skin lightly tanned, long black hair falling onto his 
muscular back.

Severus passed his fingers through Sirius's velvet hair, moved his hands 
along the smooth skin of Sirius's back. Sirius raised up to his touch and 
was purring like a cat.  

Snape simply wasn't able to wait any longer, he quickly spit into the palm 
of his hand and lubricated his erect member, before he slammed in. Sirius 
welcomed him with a content groan.

*

James had his eyes closed as was lying on his back, his legs curled around 
Evan's back, who was moving in and out of him in a steady rhythm. This felt 
so... perfect. James heard loud moans of pleasure, dimly aware that they were 
his own.  

*

Lucius had stopped screaming coherent words, but was reduced to vowels now. 
He couldn't believe how much he enjoyed being fucked in the ass by Remus 
Lupin. When Remus finally came, the feeling of his hot semen drove Lucius 
over the edge and he dispersed his seed on the floor.

*

If Sirius Black had still been able to think, he would have congratulated 
himself to that potion. It had not worked out the way he had planned, quite 
contrary, much better. But as it was, Sirius was just screaming in ecstasy 
as Snape moved in him.

*

Fifteen years later some Muggles would invent a potency pill called Viagra. 
Viagra was nothing in comparison to this.

*

Remus Lupin was breathing heavily, his skin covered in sweat, as he slowly 
withdrew from behind Lucius. Why had he never before noticed what a cute ass 
Lucius had? 

Remus sat down and looked around. Severus Snape was throwing his head back 
and screaming as he came into Sirius. Remus wondered for a moment why he 
also had never noticed that Snape was quite sexy in his own dark, gloomy way, 
then Remus crawled over to them, grabbed Snape at the shoulder and pulled him 
back towards him. Now it was his turn on Snape!

*

Out of his breath, James was staring at the ceiling, while Evan carefully 
moved away. After a moment's rest, James sat up. He observed Evan staring at 
Sirius, before he crawled to the pretty Gryffindor, while Remus and Severus 
looked almost as if they were fighting.

A shadow fell on James. When he looked up, he saw Lucius Malfoy standing 
over him, naked and fully erect.

"I want you, Potter!" he snarled.

*

Remus Lupin was like a wild animal, biting down hard on every inch of Snape's 
skin he could reach. Severus just loved it, this precious mixture of pleasure 
and pain, and did his best to bite back just as often. 

Finally Remus forced him on his hands and knees. Well, not exactly forced, 
Severus just fought back for fun. 

Scraping off Lucius's cum from the floor, Remus quickly lubricated his cock, 
before he slammed in.

*

Wondering why Snape so quickly disappeared, Sirius Black looked over his 
shoulder. What he saw made him smile: Remus had Severus in a firm grasp and 
was biting as if he intended to eat him alive. Snape certainly enjoyed it, 
judging from the way he was writhing and screaming. What he saw also made 
Sirius horny, so he was quite glad when Evan Rosier came over for round two.
 
Sirius eagerly turned his attention towards Evan.

*

Lucius Malfoy was another boy James didn't like. And once again, James 
didn't care. Instead he pulled Lucius down to the floor with him and started 
to eagerly explore his slim body with his hands, tongue and lips. Judging 
from Lucius sluttish moans he really enjoyed what he did.

*

Evan knelt on the floor with Sirius behind him, grasping a table for hold 
while the Gryffindor boy slowly impaled him. With an ecstatic moan, Slytherin's 
head boy threw back his head and enjoyed the blissful sensations, while Lucius 
Malfoy and James Potter used another desk as base, with Malfoy lying 
outstretched underneath Potter. Severus Snape, on his hands and knees, and 
Remus Lupin were both uttering animalic screams, while Remus thrust in and out 
faster and faster.

The boys all came about the same time, sinking exhaustedly to the floor.

*

After a moments rest, James opened his eyes. Something was missing... right, 
he didn't have Snape yet. Exhausted, but determined not to let his 
'favourite' Slytherin boy get away without, he crawled over to where Remus 
and Severus were lying entangled. He half pulled him out from underneath 
Remus, half Severus crawled out, right into James arms.

*

Sirius Black decided (well, you couldn't really talk of deciding in his 
current state of mind), to take another round on Severus instead of turning 
to Lucius. It didn't really matter that James was already over Snape; they 
were friends, they could share. 

*

Evan Rosier saw Remus lying a few feet away from him and instinctively 
crawled towards the Gryffindor boy, where he was met by Lucius. 

***

Young teacher professor McGonagall walked through the dark corridors, because 
she had heard some strange noises coming from the classrooms. She knew she 
was on the right way, because the noises - groans and screams - got louder 
and louder. With an undefined feeling of unease, she opened the door to the 
potions-classroom.

Oh my Goodness! Professor McGonagall sharply inhaled. She saw naked bodies 
entangled on the floor, obviously engaged in a kind of orgy. Then she 
recognised the boys: it were the best boys of year seven: Potter, Lupin, 
Black, Malfoy, Snape and Rosier.

Then she noticed the smell: beside the stench of semen there definitively 
was a notion of the Priapus-potion in the room, the strongest aphrodisiac she 
knew of. 

Professor Mc Gonagall reacted quickly and did an uncrossing spell, removing 
the rests of the steam and the effect it had on the boys. 

Until that moment, Sirius Black and Severus Snape had been kissing deeply 
while James Potter was licking Snape's stomach. Lucius Malfoy and Evan Rosier 
were at the same time sharing the merits of Remus Lupin's body. In a second, 
the boys scattered apart, looking with horror at each other. Lucius Malfoy 
even started screaming hysterically.

To Professor McGonagall's surprise Evan Rosier quickly slapped Lucius in the 
face: "Do you want everyone to wake up and find us here?" he hissed.

McGonagall would have criticised Evan for slapping Lucius if he wasn't so 
right!

"What has happened?" Professor McGonagall asked sternly.

Sirius Black whimpered and hid his face behind his long hair, James Potter 
looked embarrassed to the floor, Remus Lupin seemed undecided whether to 
laugh or to cry, Severus Snape was obviously utterly confused, Evan Rosier 
simply looked thoughtful, and Lucius Malfoy was completely freaked out. 

"They raped us!" he called. "They used some kind of spell to force us to... 
to..."

"We certainly had not planned to use it on YOU, Malfoy!" Remus said angrily.

"What exactly was your plan?" Professor McGonagall asked. 

Sirius Black huddled up and ducked his head, as if trying to get so small 
that no one could see him, while James and Remus shot a brief glance at 
Severus before they looked with embarrassment to the floor.

"What?!?" Severus Snape snarled. "What did you plan for me?"

"We did not plan on you to come in in the middle of the preparation!" James 
said in a defensive voice.

"Then what did you plan?" Severus said, rising to his feet and standing 
threateningly over James. Unfortunately this position, with his member on 
James eye-height, was not really suitable for threatening the Gryffindor boy,
who had to bite back a grin.

"Get on your robes!" Professor McGonagall ordered quickly. 

The boys reached for their clothes, having a bit of a trouble on telling 
them apart. What a strong aphrodisiac the Priapus potion was, also showed in 
the condition of their robes: Lucius Malfoy's robe was ripped open at the 
front, and from Severus Snape's and Sirius Black's robes was not much more 
left than rags. Sirius and Severus briefly gazed at each other, but to 
Professor McGonagall's surprise they did not shout at each other like 
usually, but blushed and looked away. Oh dear, the boys really must feel 
bad, if they forgot their enmity.

"When you report this... incident," Evan Rosier said, "will we have to leave 
Hogwarts?"

All the boys looked very worried at Professor McGonagall. Indeed, it was 
very probable that they would be expelled if it got known that they had had 
an orgy. Professor McGonagall was thinking hard. These boys were the best of 
their year could she really spoil all their chances? Besides, except the 
arrogant Lucius Malfoy, she really liked them all. 

Professor McGonagall made a hard decision. She would not report this. And 
she would make sure none of the boys would tell anyone.

"Ok, boys, look at the top of my staff!" she ordered. With bewildered faces 
the boys followed the order and stared at the blue crystal in her staff.

"Oblivato!" Professor McGonagall called. A blinding blue light shot out of 
the crystal and lightened up the room.

When it faded, the boys looked around in confusion. 

"Why are we in that classroom in the middle of the night?" Lucius Malfoy 
asked.

"I don't remember how I got here." Sirius Black said with a frown.

"Me neither." James Potter said.

"You were sleepwalking." the young teacher said.

"All of us?" Severus Snape asked doubtfully.

"Yes, it's a special moon tonight." Prof. McGonagall replied, hoping they 
wouldn't ask why she was blushing. 

"What has happened to my robes?" Severus Snape asked, looking down at what
was left of his clothes.

"And to mine?" Sirius Black said, with a glance at his similarily teared 
robes.

"You must have gotten stuck on something." Professor McGonagall said 
nervously. "Now, go back to bed, all of you!"

With confused faces the boys followed her orders.

Professor McGonagall sighed in relief. The events of the night were buried 
deep in the boys' subconscious, and she hoped that it would stay there, 
and not come out in their dreams. But even then, their school careers were 
safe.


***
The End