Day One:
The Hogwarts crew must have believed the nonsense I wrote
in my autobiography, I got the job as teacher of the
Defence against the Dark Arts. Sounds like a safe job,
where I won't have to show whether I really know anything
about all the things I've written about.
Day Two:
I got onto the front page of the Daily Prophet today,
because I got photographed with Harry Potter. Met him at
Flourish and Blotts, when I was signing copies of my
autobiography. A very successful day.
Day Three:
I arrived at Hogwarts and met the other staff members. The Potions Master is
in a strange way fascinating...
With my charming smile and my golden curls I should get
into his bed in no time at all.
Day Four:
I gave my first lesson today. I was charming as ever, thoough I kind of
messed up with the pixies.
Still did not get into the Potions Master's bed.
Day Five:
It is amusing to watch the first tender feelings awaken in the second year
students.
Draco Malfoy seems to have a crush on Harry Potter. Ron
Weasley will kill him if he tries anything.
By the way, the chamber of secrets has been opened.
Still did not get into the Potions Master's bed.
Day Six:
A boy has been found petrified briefly after the
Quidditch match.
Still did not get into the Potions Master's bed.
Day Seven:
I should be more careful to keep reality and fantasy
apart. For a moment I believed that I am a good dueller
and opened up a duelling club. I was hoping to impress
Severus with my ability, but Severus just blew me off the
stage.
I hope that he will come to my quarters later this
evening to apologize.
Day Eight:
Severus did not come last night. I really don't know how
he can resist me!
Day Nine:
A girl has been kidnapped and now they expect me to fight
evil. I'm packing.
Day Ten:
It is really interesting what I read here. My diary I
suppose, I must have been terribly annoying. No wonder
that I never made it into the Potions Master's bed!
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