THERE ARE SEVERAL WAYS NOT TO BE SHY... PROBABLY THE MOST POPULAR IS THE ART OT TELLING JOKES. IF YOU CAN'T COME UP WITH ANY THEN REFER TO THE JOKE PAGE... BUT PLEASE DON'T CLAIM ANY JOKES AS YOUR OWN, I WORK HARD ON THEM. THE NEXT IS TO TALK ABOUT A BIZARE HEALTH PROBLEM YOU ARE HAVING TO ANYONE AND EVERYONE. THIS WORKS REALLY WELL WITH PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION SITUATIONS. ANOTHER FAVORITE O' MINE IS THE RANDOM BACK SLAP. TRY THIS ONLY ON PROPLE WHO CAN'T BEAT YOU UP. FOLLOW IT UP WITH A HEARTY CHUCKEL AND A JIG OR SOMETHING... IT'S A "CAN'T FAIL" CONVERSATION STARTER. NEXT IS WHAT I LIKE TO CALL THE STOP, DROP AND ROLL YOUR WAY INTO SOMEONES LIFE APROACH. I THINK IT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. IT WORKS REALLY WELL IN HILLY COMUNITIES. THEN THERE IS THE "PIRATE SNEAK." THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GET AN EYE PATCH AND A BURLAP SACK. PUT THE PATCH ON YOUR EYE AND THEN PUT THE SACK OVER YOUR HEAD SO THAT IT HANGS DOWN AND COVERS MOST OF YOUR TORSO. THEN TIPTOE AROUND A POPULATED AREA UNTILL SOME ONE ASKES YOU WHAT YOU ARE DOING. THEN SUPRISE THEM WITH THE FACT THAT YOU ARE WEARING AN EYE PATCH.
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