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| this may quite be the funniest joke any of you will hear in your lives... and if not... well then i can't help you. join a humor network or something. anyway... here it goes. so there are these three college students right? the first one is named crab dipper. the second one is named the new mexico wings of fire. and the third one is named pubert sanders. these three college students get the wise idea to start this kissing booth on the beach right? so they go down and set up this booth right? so all these babes show up at the beach and are psyched out of there minds that there is some affordable action going on at the beach. so the kissing is going well and these college guys are raking in the dough right? anyway... this girl named saber tooth is next in line to kiss crab dipper. crab dipper finds out soon enough why she is named saber tooth and is sent off in an ambulance. so the kissing continues. this girl named cy-o-nide saliva is next in line to kiss the new mexico wings of fire. well the new mexico wings of fire dies on the spot. and the kissing goes on. so this girl named x-ray breath is next in line to kiss pubert sanders. she kisses him and he is unharmed. so then pubert sanders says, "its a good thing i was whearing these lead coated wax lips." now if that wasn't funny then i don't know what is! |
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