Got a big
fat rat
with red glowing eyes.
He's got a worm-like tail
and he lives in a pie.
He makes funny
faces
wherever he goes,
And if he gets mad
he'll pee on your toes.
I know
a white rat who says "pretty is fat"
and he lives out his years by the ocean.
He eats bugs all night and gives girls quite a fright
but to me, he shows love and devotion.